#my legs are divorcing

[itskaeee]

///3.1 archon quest spoilers?

YES MOMMY.

#.kaes time to ramble #candace #genshin impact candace #genshin impact #AWOOGA #my legs are divorcing

[samipekoe]

inked human pearl for those who observe

#pearl houzuki #splatoon #Your Honor. I Love Her #someone on bsky said i should turn human pearl into an oc at this point but i cant... #i cant love her divorced of context...she is my splatoon wife #also cant take credit for her epic design #for some reason i never forgot the note abt her design in the artbook saying her legs should never touch #bow legged queen!!!!!!!

[weirdgirlnicorobin]

i'm post time skip

#shanks is actually NOT normal about it btw he's just insane in a completely different way #shanks thinks they're going through a 'rough patch' when they've actually been divorced for 2 decades #anyway fuck judge all my homies hate judge #monkey d luffy #monkey d. luffy #portgas d ace #red hair shanks #shanks #buggy the clown #i refuse to call him captain. shut up #black leg sanji #usopp #soul king brook #trafalgar law #donquixote doflamingo #vinsmoke reiju #vinsmoke judge #and the other ones

[paradimeart]

it sounds like this btw

#my art #divorce baby au #etc etc my leg hurts gn

[anantaru]

the way i know he‘s into the freakiest shit

#i mean look at the collar #he reminds me of heizou my legs are divorcing #꒰ ა ♡ ໒ ꒱ shutup'

[nikothepotato]

The whole “Our child” thing is so insane i thought it was a dream of mine or sth.

Btw why is nobody talking about this:

#giggling and kicking my legs #over new old man yaoi divorce fanfiction #can’t wait to see who wins the custody #viren would be dead so- #good luck being a single dad to your bug child aaravos #the dragon prince #tdp season 5 #tdp season 5 spoilers #tdp #tdp aaravos #tdp viren #what is their ship name? #viravos #i think???

[cricket-teeeth]

i’m so funny

#i spent 2 1/2 hours on a joke #also i changed how i draw teeth to be more realistic im sorry abt that #also also this was my first time drawing gerald randy OR sharon #and i think i did a pretty good job #south park #gerald broflovski #randy marsh #sharon marsh #south park fanart #gerald broflovski fanart #randy marsh fanart #sharon marsh fanart #divorce selfie #cricket legs

[saerotonins]

god gave me three wholes and two hands FOR A REASON

#rica-talks ⭐️ #🔞.stuff #OH NOOOO MY LEGS JUST GOT DIVORCED #AND MY MOUTH WIDE OPEN #READY TO TAKE IT ALL THE SAME TIME #EEEEEEEKKKKK #breeding kink: activated ‼️‼️

[pyotrkochetkov]

hurricanes @ lightning | november 3, 2022

#andrei svechnikov #carolina hurricanes #hockeyedit #myedits #my legs have filed for divorce

[lilacs-stash]

Ya know what the main tag people need to hear this. Baseball Nickel and Suitcase are all exs actually.

#That's my wisdom for the day #inanimate insanity #ii legs shipping #< divorced #ii nickel #ii suitcase #ii baseball #object posting

[beanghostprincess]

I have a little hc that, maybe, some persons wouldn't agree but for me makes sense. And it's that Sanji (at least when he was a kid/pre-teen) don't really liked the idea of having a romantic relantonship?

Let me explain: Sanji grew up on an abusive house, and I feel like with everything he had gone through, he wouldn't like the idea of marriage or things like that. Fearing that things maybe end like his family.

Sure, he is a romantic, but deep down, Sanji could deslike everything related with being married, starting a family and etc.

(Because I grew up on a mentally abusive place, being forced into everything related to my family problems or my parents marriage and this make me HATE the idea of marry someone or have kids)

Okay, okay, okay, hear me out-- You're a genius but also let me modify the thoughts juuust a little tiny bit. Just a tiny bit. Because it's amazing but this made me think about something else:

Sanji likes the idea of romance, sex, and relationships. He's a romantic. He loves everything about it. Or so he thinks. He has this idealized concept of romance that could never be found irl and even if he ever had the chance to partake in it, he wouldn't take it/feel comfortable with it. He tells himself and others that he wants a relationship like that but in reality, he despises it because he doesn't feel worthy of something like that/is afraid of opening up to others that way.

So he's a hopeless romantic but he doesn't... Really want that? In any way? When he was a teenager it was more of a "I'm never getting married haha there are so many beautiful ladies out there how could I ever choose??" (<- is deeply repulsed by the idea of somebody loving him for some reason he doesn't know) and years later he's more of a "I'm never getting married and that's alright" (<- is deeply afraid of commitment because what if he ends up like his dad). This follows the same thing I always say about him wanting to be a dad but being extremely afraid of it.

In my opinion, it could easily be a mix of trauma and being aroaspec. But maybe I am just projecting.

#my parents are divorced and there was cheating involved and i hate my mom with a passion so i understand #like seriously to this day i do not know if i'm aro or if i'm just fucked up mentally because of trauma #maybe it's both! i like both for sanji let's make sanji aroaspec and traumatized it will make people mad and i like that #every time i write about sanji i always end up projecting sorry bby you gotta deal with it #one piece #black leg sanji

[zethphotomode]

just reached santa barbara and good lord-

ALSO HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THIS STUNNING GAME!!!

#my legs have never divorced so fast #ellie williams #tlou2 #tlou photomode #i am so gay #i have something inappropriate to say #i need her so bad

[gwinams-wife354]

I don't want her....

I NEED HER 😩

#blue eye samurai #mizu blue eye samurai #my legs are divorced

[paradimeart]

its kup everybody say hi kup

#divorce baby au #wip #< nt rlly thats just kinda my tag for sketches or w/e #my goddamn english professor apparently made an assignemnt due yeterday WHO MAKES AN ASSIGHNMENT DO ON SATURDAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DIE!!!!!! #if youre wondering. one of kups cadets shot him in the leg during training.

[sabito-simp]

Things I love about Rin Itoshi:

His brother

#sae itoshi #rin itoshi #blue lock #manga #anime #down atrocious #GOT MY LEGS DIVORCING #PARTING MY LEGS LIKE THE RED SEA

[astral-catastrophe]

Anyway it’s so funny to me because if asked, I’d say I’ve got nothing to worry about , but when I think of my current situation happening to anyone else, it makes me sad

#No! I have the divorce and the father bitching #My aunts house is disgusting and my allergies are bad here #Amma’s still in the icu #I’ve been overstimulated since we got here Monday night #My period cramps are awful #And now my brother’s got a minor ear infection #My sister’s being a bitch #I haven’t seen my friends in weeks #I can hear the adults discussing my uncle’s mother. Who died to blood clots causing a stroke #And understandably this is distressing because of Amma’s clot #Then the fact that I’ve wanted to die for weeks. And the sh scars from (last year? Some this year?) on my legs are barely beginning to fade #But I’ve clawed at my shoulders recently and feel shit about it #The mental state isn’t good #The physical state isn’t good #The world isn’t good #And just when I thought I would get a break and be able to see a friend I haven’t seen in years #I probably wont get to #I’ve got nothing more to live for other than pure spite #Tw sh #jays being dumb again #I’ll delete this later. Gotta let these thoughts simmer