[Ask Mon-Ark if they are a king or a queen]
I AM MON-ARK! 👑
[Accept their sovereign authority]
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dreadful news, my liege... it's the peasants, sire. they've issued an edict saying they find your pussy atrocious. no, my liege, i didn't know they were literate either
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For eternity~
We got back our Good Omens cosplays which means… new photos in the horizon 😌❤️🔥
Crowley - @waywardliege
Aziraphale - @demonmilk
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Doctoral degree in marketing be like
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1. I have used all the plastic bags from the 'bag of bags' and have nothing to scoop poop into.
2. Pharmacy Chain place today was like, "starting Jan 1, we will start charging for bags."
3. Their self check out was unmanned.
4. I bought a KitKat and stole all the available bags off their bagging area.
I am now a criminal, but I did it all for her:
The Good Queen Jigglebutter.
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I was looking up some reference pics for beavers, and instantly found the roundest most henchman looking animal I have ever seen.
So obviously I had to draw it
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Turks making some secrets of their own 😌
Reno - @waywardliege
Tseng - @demonmilk
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Sainsbury's seem to have created a cake where you have to decapitate a monarch in order to eat it.
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the way he relaxes into me whenever i hold him, how all the tension dissipates from his body and his breathing goes slow. send tweet.
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