#my manager was not amused

[trentskis]

#i made this for. my own amusement #i feel like im forgetting some people but thats what the tag option is for #feel this will be an eth/arteta final #polls #i was just like god so many managers annoy me.. wait a minute #and i put jurgs for fairness 💔 i love u jurgs im sorry #also i have no beef w enrique tbh i just imagine others do

[moeblob]

Alright I told someone I would give propaganda for these two so here we go. As a warning, I didn't play mobile or Re-Mind soooooooo. Yeah there's that. I know they're apparently involved in past stuff but shhh.

So first off, everyone's weapon is super useful! Except theirs. Which I always thought was really funny? Even in Re:CoM Zexion's book was more direct than these two. I really enjoyed them just as the most indirect fighters? And figured they'd be pretty chill and after playing KH2 as a kid I'm like. I think Luxord would be most tolerable to music while vibing. He could play Solitaire or something while Demyx played music and possibly chatted. Therefore, my younger self was like "it's perfect".

ALSO CONSIDERING THEIR NUMBERS! And the line in KH3 during the scene where Demyx is like "yup I got benched", they've probably got a history. However, the number they get originally is supposed to be the order they joined. So with Marluxia and Larxene obviously tied together in the past, all I can think of is these two just being absolute bums wandering around pre-Organization and just hitch hiking their way into a cult. Which is also REALLY funny to me because what if they joined at the same time but Demyx got to be IX and Luxord is X.

Demyx would hold his rank over his head for the dumbest stuff (in my head canons of the past).

Like there's so many things we specifically do not know about these two so basically, until I'm proven absolutely incorrect in game (which might have happened and I just don't know) ! I think they'd be a good match.

And I mean, it's also just (gestures) LOOK AT HOW CUTE THEY ARE. Great designs and I think that's good enough for me!

#kingdom hearts #demyx #luxord #i really just looked at these losers when i played kh2 on ps2 and was like wow they should kiss #and now im many years older and i am still like wow they should kiss #also i was telling my sister i was trying to come up with propaganda doodles and im like #yeah its two guys what more would the kh fandom need ya know #and she looks at me and goes did you really just say they're two guys thats enough #and i was ??? YEAH?????? FOR KH? theres like ten girls and ten games what more do i get to work with #and she sat there listing games in the series (she hasn't played any but she watched me play 1 and 2) #and counted eight and then i listed some more and she was like ok you know what thats fair #but that said she said the funniest thing ever that i NEED to draw but its too late for tonight #so you guys will get more of them at some point #also im still amused that luxord in kh3 appears after demyx says hes benched #and proceeds to say WELL AT LEAST I WASNT BENCHED like super casually and demyx just ouch you were listening thats rude #like they're supposed to be vessels and yet they still manage to have a bicker moment over importance of roles

[shikai-the-storyteller]

Vegetta heard that some members of the server are scared of him and he was like "Why? I'm not even a tryhard, I was the last person to get slime armor" and I'm like... Vegetta people are already scared of you, WHY would you respond to that with "But this isn't even 1% of my true power''

#i talk #qsmp talk #Vegetta be like ''This isn't even my final form'' #Vegetta be like ''well if you're going to be scared of me at least let me give you a good reason for it /pos'' lmao #It's always so baffling to me (as a KarmaIand fan) seeing how Vegetta's depicted in Fool/igetta fanworks #because the way people often depict Foolish as this incredibly powerful demigod (only sometimes incorporating his actual personality / lore #is how people depicted Vegetta (minus the ''we're disregarding his personality'' part that sometimes happens) in Karmaland #Like it's almost a perfect reverse uno in terms of how people depict Vegetta in KarmaIand vs Q.S.M.P #I'm not mad about it or anything I'm just genuinely amused by how people manage to underestimate him and STILL are afraid of him #like oh honey....... whatever Foolish's ties to immortality and godhood are pale in comparison to Vegetta's #(This is nothing against Foolish BTW his lore on the previous server was fun and I'm bitter we never got to see more of it) #(The entire death totem thing was sick and also the concept of totem gods is so interesting) #The way Vegetta is depicted in Karmaland is very strange #he seems like a being (not necessarily a god but definitely something powerful) #who made their world then stepped back so he could be a part of it #So even though he respects the guidance of elders like Merlon #(to some degree) #and talks about the ''gods'' (admins) as higher powers #the world still bows to him #and that includes the QSMP world #realistically we know this is because every single admin adores Vegetta and grew up with him #but we're looking at this through a lore lense #I can get into this more later - I feel like I should elaborate on my thoughts here and add some canon backing to explain myself a bit more #but you get the jist #Me: let's post a silly little thought about the minecraft series I'm watching #Also me: LET ME CITE MY SOURCES - #Listen man you can't unlearn some things #I'm a professional writer it's in my nature

[ariadne-mouse]

been dodging spoilers for Echoes of the Solstice on multiple social media platforms like

#excited to go in blind tonight!! #I have managed to avoid everything except a few vague statements that were not spoilery except for their existence/tone providing inference #op #critical role #let's GOOOOOOOO #btw I am peeking through my fingers at tumblr to make this post because it amuses me but I am not checking notes or replies #echoes of the solstice

[ranminfan]

The Piper rarely spends his time indulging in such dubious places, but every man has to sate their thirsts.

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I wish the Poison Apple tavern still existed in the shrek universe, but alas, it now became a family-friendy eatery.

But in Rumpelstilskin's universe, I bet Piper would be there, either to drink or the get hired.

#*insert drop of Little Drop of Poison by Tom Waits #I managed to make this despite Photoshop lagging #ahhhh I'm crying #I'm still in love with him #Pied Piper #shrek #shrek forever after #the Poison Apple #my art #Digital art #the pied piper #Also it always amuses me when I see that poster of Mabel in shrek 3

[technicolorfamiliar]

Einstürzende Neubauten Supporter Weekend March 30 - April 1, 2024 Berlin

#my photos #einstürzende neubauten #they broke a box at the sunday concert and a few of us asked if we could have the pieces #i didn't bring any proper merch so i thought aha i'll ask them to sign the piece of box i saved #i think i may have been the only person who thought to do this #unruh seemed particularly amused as you can see he wrote holz lebt! #and i think i somehow managed to not make a complete fool of myself in front of the band so that's good news i guess

[kwillow]

Woeful envy is a normal thing for a good Christian boy to feel when listening to songs about the son of God, right?

#ambroys #christmas #oc #human oc #well - human in this pic #sorry for him again - for some reason a holiday revolving around religion and feverish consumption makes me think of him #surprise bonus Christmas pic! I didn't think I'd get this one done in time but huzzah I managed it! #I drew this pretty much just to amuse myself but maybe someone else will get something out of it too. #if nothing else you can feel relieved that you're not spending the holiday with Ambroys. #my draws

[sbd-laytall]

#Foggy is a theater kid confirmed #but also I'm literally obsessed with this scene #Foggy using humor to lighten the tension (and being the resident sunshine that he is (yes I will gush about him always)) #Matt being amused as he's endearingly cheered up for a moment which Foggy somehow always manages to do to him #and Karen being unable to think about anything but the task ahead but even so giving a shadow of a smile at the end #in conclusion FOGGY NELSON DESERVES THE WORLD #thank you for coming to my ted talk #side note: #can you see how married Foggy and Matt are #mattfoggy #foggymatt #matt x foggy #foggy nelson #karen page #matt murdock #daredevil #gifs are mine #my post

[darkgryphon42]

Whenever I remember the "workplace comedy but pirates" description for OFMD, I have to laugh bc in that context S1 Izzy does make sense to me. Because I, too, have been middle management for a crew of muppets while upper management cheerfully refused to back me up or give any direction that made actual practical sense. :P

#ofmd #don't take this seriously it just amuses me #my management style is much more stede-like #but the frustration was real

[datastate]

TYSM FOR ALL OF THESE... kissing them all on the cheek okai :D (via)

#i think it's really amusing i got not one but TWO !! MISHIMA'S!!! my man :D #he's so sweet... & i really appreciate ghost's curiosity aeghehe <3 #ALSO LIKE. VIVI WHENEVER YOU MANAGE TO WHIP OUT THAT MUCH DETAIL I AM JUST. CONSTANTLY IN AWE. HOW!!! #I LOVE HIM SO MUCH (ESP HIS SWIRLY GLASSES) BUT...!! HOW!! #jestersvaguely #for me #straw #happy tag

[sleepinglionhearts]

also here, have some of the weird stuff I've drawn at work

#doodles #non fandom stuff #most of this stuff lives up at the front register where hopefully no customers see it #i think the managers just tolerate it hsgshsgs #but my other coworkers seem amused #there was a time when everyone was doodling weird little things but they got thrown away #i wanna bring in a big posterboard for putting weird things on #i have the boards i just keep forgetting to actually bring them #hmm..

[alectoperdita]

Ughhhh I guess I'm doing it. I'm dragging my useless corpse outta bed for work.

#every year I get more and more resentful of being the lone person on the team working this period #send serotonin or something please #or fucking pay me overtime for this #not amused by my manager apparently ducking on to approve one of my pull requests and then “giving up lol” #🔪🔪🔪

[oxidaisy]

Only my finest pieces for the staffroom wall

#I work at a basic retail store no one finds this funny #Except me #At this point ive made it my mission to plaster a horrid drawing of sonic on any surface that allows it without getting me in trouble #The stockroom walls are made of alluminum but like the cooking kind and you bet my finger did its work there #My managers find it amusing but jokes on them im completely deranged #A boss from hr removed all my sticky note drawings from the wall and i simply put them back up again #No one dared to touch them since #Like this whole lil wall is my personal gallery with the most unfuniest memes in my own language (extra unfunny) #A coworker saw one (shadow saying he will blow up the store) and asked me “who is shadow?” and “but what does he represent?" #But like philosophically #Completely serious #Not a smile nor a stutter #It deserved only a truthful answer so i answered #Me #(Real) #Writing this in the tags makes it seem like ive whispered all of this very loudly and i find it entertaining #sonic the hedgehog #sth #shadow the hedgehog

[anaalnathrakhs]

btw my mom said it. she said it to me looking me in the eyes. i told her about how difficult it was for me to get through those family reunions, and she admitted it was very important to her, important enough that she was just going to do it anyway.

#i know there are compromises out there #and i'm not going to live w them my whole life so i'll be out fairly soon all things considered #and i'm trying to be understanding when people's priorities aren't the same as mine #but i uh. would be lying if i said it doesn't hurt a little wittle bit. #i'm gonna keep handling it because i've been an asshole to my parents for long enough #i largely owe them that. cooperating and spending time with them and engaging in what matters to them. #but then she's says things like ''but whenever you move out you'll still be part of the family and invited if you want uwu'' #it's just ?????? okay thanks ???? perhaps you could also try seeing things from my point of view perhaps???? #it's all circling back to that. they have a very weird way to ''help'' me #throwback to them trying to cure my depression with amusement parks #when i would have liked a little less of that and a little more help and understanding #it feels like they're trying to put bandaids on a cancer #''you don't ask for help'' okay no help is coming. i am not being helped. #the system can't help me cause there's no damn beds no damn professionals no damn time to help everyone #the people around me can't help me because it's not their job or within their wheelhouse to help me #and they've got their own shit to deal with #on that note #i was discussing stuff with my mom #and i mentionned it was indeed pretty difficult to manage your time when you had to deal with school and friends and your parents #and she was like ''deal with your parents???? what do you have to deal with????'' #oh i don't KNOW maybe that i'm officially an associate of my dad and i have to help out w events and some accounting #or maybe i have to pay back the fucking years i spent being an ungrateful child now i do everything you expect me to and it's exhausting #maybe that you constantly remind me i am living in YOUR house by touching my shit instead of letting me deal with shit at my own pace #maybe the fact that despite everything i care about you and i want us to have a good relationship and that takes WORK and i'm exhausted #maybe the fact that you keep giving me advice that is unproductive misguided misunderstanding etc etc #and cold comfort after you did something you knew to be difficult for me #how you keep encouraging shit that i don't want and am unhappy with because it's the ''normal'' way #how you raised me from childhood to be an empty shell in a family of empty shells #broadcasting my misery #vent

[chiropteracupola]

after a few days’ work, my tiny version of the Werthers Waistcoat is complete!

it was very fun trying to imitate @vincentbriggs‘s original (which can be seen here and here) and despite the difference in scale, I tried to do my best to match the construction methods as best as I could throughout. 

the major differences are all owing to the scale difference - I haven’t yet figured out how to do functioning and nice-looking buttons and buttonholes at this size, and the gold was really starting to flake by the time I got to that point, so those are rather hasty embroidery and pins instead, and I’ve skipped the pockets and pocket flaps entirely.

I was considering cutting the wrappers down to match the original stripes better, but it was tricky enough to hold the larger chunks of plastic in place while sewing as it was, so I left them whole instead.  overall, I expected most of the components to be a lot more stiff and bulky than they actually ended up being, and aside from having to remake the back several times, everything went surprisingly smoothly, and I’m quite pleased with the results!

#em makes stuff #unfortunately I disarticulated one of his knees by accident along the way and so full-length photos weren't really an option #I'd have liked to take some directly imitating the ones of the original waistcoat but that'll have to wait #tiny keith here is perfectly nine inches tall and while it makes him pleasant to sew for it also means he fits pretty much no standard #miniature furniture... I may have to set up a really tiny lathe and start woodturning my own I guess! #also amused that I was able to pull this off with only materials that I already had! #the fronts are a rather stiff craft store cotton and the back is a Something that I found under a bookshelf #but they do manage to resemble the original fairly well!

[lurker-extraordinaire-657645]

anglophones don't deserve rights

???????im sorry????????

#anon literally what the hell does this mean #who are you why are you on my blog #according to google an 'anglophone' is literally just. a person who speaks english #which?? what???? #its the language im fluent in what do you want from me #is this anon hate because if it is it sucks #was really hoping the first anon hate i got would be something actually upsetting #good job anon. youve managed to briefly confuse and then amuse me #now do me a favor and leave <3