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#my middle name is mckenna which..... kenna sounds nice
patheticfrogarchive · 3 years
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ive never actually been the biggest fan of my name and have toyed w the idea of changing in for literal years and lately going by my middle name has been tempting me but the thing is my memory is so shit that id literally forget ive changed my name and would fail to respond to anything other than ‘emily’ or some variation of that. so. im stuck lmfao
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ofcmckenna · 4 years
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new york’s very own mckenna asher was spotted on broadway street in jimmy choo romy pumps . your resemblance to taylor hill is unreal . according to tmz , you just had your twenty-first birthday bash . while living in nyc ,  you’ve been labeled as being materialistic , but also devoted . i guess being a taurus explains that . 3 things that would paint a better picture of you would be wrists covered in makeup swatches , a perfectly blended halo eye ,  and never being seen without perfectly manicured nails . ( i once made a fake account to expose information about myself just to get more followers ) & ( cis-female & she / her  )  +  ( lia , 19 , she / her , cst . )
hello , loves ! it’s me , lia ( i also play margo ) back again with another trash child that i’m hoping you’ll all love as much as i do <33 i first came up w kenna many years ago and haven’t had the opportunity to write for her in a long long time , so i’m really excited to bring her here ! as always , if you wanna plot go ahead and LIKE THIS and i’ll happily come love you down . if discord is more your jam , hmu there too @ 𝐛𝐛𝐧𝐨$𝐚𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐥#1904 . love y’all !!! 💕💓💕
S T A T S ↴
-- * FULL NAME : mckenna sophia asher -- * NICKNAME(S) : kenna ( preferred name ), kenny , ken , mick -- * AGE : twenty-one -- * D.O.B : may 10th -- * ZODIAC : taurus -- * GENDER : cis-female -- * ORIENTATION : bisexual biromantic -- * HEIGHT : 5″7 -- * NATIONALITY : american ( has dual citizenship in america and wales ) -- * BIRTHPLACE : colwyn bay , wales -- * OCCUPATION : youtuber / makeup artist -- * TRAITS : devoted , ambitious , hard-working , materialistic , stubborn , patient , sensual , reliable , organized , possessive , imbalanced , attention-seeking
B I O G R A P H Y ↴
honestly i am........ too lazy to make this a nice bio so plz forgive me for settling on bullet points ,, but at least that’s less reading for you !!!!
mckenna’s father is from wales and works as a plastic surgeon for the rich and fabulous and her mother is from new york and works a beautician and stylist for celebrities . together they had 5 children in total , the kid in the very middle being kenna . the family spent most of her childhood living in wales before moving to new york just before mckenna started high school
all of her siblings are really talented . it must be in their genes or something to have an affinity for the arts . her older brother is in a popular band . her older sister is a principal dancer . her younger sister is an incredible painter . and her younger brother is like six so he’s still coming into his own but there’s no doubt that he’ll be a prodigy at something
and what about mckenna ??? well she tried following in her brother’s footsteps by learning a bunch of instruments but none of them clicked . after that she tried to take dance classes with her sister but it was clear to see that she had two-left feet . she could barely draw a perfect circle , so painting like her younger sister was out of the question too . eventually she tried to pursue an acting career , auditioning for tv shows and movies but never booking anything more than a handful of commercials
so she spent a majority of her life feeling pretty inadequate compared to her siblings . she just wanted to be good at something , anything really . and she wanted to be praised for it . luckily , she eventually found her thing . though it was sorta unconventional : kenna figured out that she’s good at makeup . it’s basically an art form in itself and since she had the time on her hands to practice , she got pretty good at it
she started posting her looks on social media , gaining a little bit of attention on her instagram and later even starting a youtube channel ( at the time it was called pinkglitter2234 bc she was like 13 and cringey ). doing makeup and making youtube videos was her new favorite pass time and pretty much all she did throughout high school . kids in her school started recognizing her as “the the girl who talks funny and makes youtube videos” ,, so that’s pretty cool ig
it really wasn’t until her senior year that her channel gained a serious following . by the time she graduated she worked her way up to 1m subscribers and just a few hundred thousand away from having 1m on instagram too . CRAZY . and since youtube had become a serious job to her that she wanted to continue doing , she figured that she’d take a gap year off just to focus on that and building her personal brand . so she moved out and got an apartment in the city , paid for all by herself ( though mommy and daddy’s money certainly helped furnish it with all her lavish stuff ) and got to WORK
that ONE gap year turned into a gap... three years ??? she never applied to university and honestly she doesn’t plan to anytime soon ! her social media career has never been more poppin’ tbh . she has like over 8m subscribers on her main channel ( now called makeupmckenna ) and just a little bit under that on her vlog channel . she’s had various partnerships with different makeup brands , colourpopcosmetics , morphe , and lancôme just to name a few . on her channel she also does fashion / styling videos , which has gained her attention from several brands that have sent her pieces to promote and invited her to see their shows at fashion week and whatnot . big money moves basically !!
okay now for her secret : basically ,, kenna is hard-working don’t get me wrong , but she’s also obsessed with increasing her following and is willing to do anything if it means signal boosting herself and becoming more successful . so basically , at one point she made a fake account that posed as one of her “haters” “exposing” her-- and since no publicity is bad publicity , it got more people talking about her and following her . she even made a sob story youtube video in response to the “hate” she was getting and the rumours that were sparking because of it . the account has since been deleted but that doesn’t mean that the screenshots of the rumours aren’t still circulating the internet . it’s been a few years since the “scandal” but that doesn’t mean that it still doesn’t get talked about from time to time
P E R S O N A L I T Y  &  F U N  F A C T S ↴
personality-wise : kenna is a sweetheart ! at least on the outside ! like she lowkey has selfish motives sometimes when it comes to gaining online popularity , but outside of social media she is genuine and goofy and a good friend i swear . would give you the designer clothes off her back if you’re close to her . also affectionate because she’s from a big family that actually has a healthy relationship with each other ( minus kenna’s minor jealousy she used to harbor as a kid... she’s kinda grown out of it now as a young-adult who’s successful in her own right ) so she loves to love . super materialistic though . loves shiny things and owning the newest trendy stuff . definitely thinks that money can buy happiness and she’s super stubborn so you cannot convince her otherwise . loves attention , will do just about anything to get it but if it doesn’t fit her “pristine girl next door” image then she’ll have to do it in secret . and since she has made a name for herself as being “innocent” , she doesn’t party too much . just not a big fan of that lifestyle
just bc she never went to college DOES NOT MEAN that my girl is dumb  .. she actually likes to keep learning new things by constantly reading and trying out new skills . she’s v much a jack of all trades but a master at none . minus her ability to beat her face and talk to a camera lol
she’s fluent in both english and welsh , and used to have an accent when she was younger but has since taught herself to sound super american . she thinks it makes her more appealing idk
very family orientated and keeps in close contact with her siblings and parents despite the fact that they live all around the world doing their own things
has collabed with loads of famous peeps not just for youtube videos but getting to do their makeup for gigs . she’s gotten to a point in her career where she’s able to bridge the gap between influencer and professional artist y’know what i mean ??
loves dogs . has a dog named tate who frequently makes appearances in her posts :)))
consumes an unhealthy amount of caffeine daily
doesn’t know how to drive . doesn’t even have a license or anything and who knows if she’ll ever learn tbh
she’s bisexual but has only come out to her close friends and family . hasn’t outwardly said anything to her following but they can probably make assumptions considering who she’s been seen getting close to . like it’s not a big deal to her , she likes who she likes , but also doesn’t think it’s anyone else’s business besides whoever she’s dating / sleeping with at the time
W A N T E D  C O N N E C T I O N S ↴
EDIT : i have in fact made a wc page so peep that here if ya want ! xox
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Deep Water | 00.2 Caitlyn
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August 10th, 2019
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There were two months until Alice released her next album and even now times were hectic. There were people running around her Californian house trying to get ready. She was packing to go to New York. And there I stood in the middle of this whirlwind, not sure how I fitted into any of it. I’d given up summer in Oxford for one trailing behind my sisters, helping Bea at comic con and sneaking out onto the floor with her so we could geek out about all of our fictional heroes like everyone else, visiting her on set with Alice while her life was insane. Then, now rushing around packing my bags that I never even had time to unpack to go to New York for the release and then back California to enjoy the last of the summer before school started back.
Their lives were hectic and it was a break from the normal life I lived in Oxford.
What I didn’t know at the time is I too would be grabbed by the hand and pulled into the spotlight of Hollywood. I also didn’t know that my sisters had been planing that the whole summer. But now I do.
I had one day left in LA and me and Alice had a plan; we were going to Disney. Obviously, Alice couldn’t just waltz into Disney and not expect to draw a crowd but she could if she put on a disguise of her old clothes. Which to me was hilarious, seeing her as I remember her before the fame.
“You look like you just walked out of your year 10 photos,” I commented as she walked out of her room.
“And you look like your going to seduce Hercules, Ms. Megara,” she snarked back. It was good to spend time with her because I could tell she hadn’t changed at all.
“I wish Bea or the others could be here,” I stated looking at a photo of our whole family at Christmas.
“Well, they’re busy people. Anyway does that mean you don’t want to spend time with me?” She asked sarcastically.
“No anyway, Arya’s going to join us so I can spend time with her not you,” I snark back to her.
“Now girls play nice,” Arya says as we walk up to her car, ready to have some fun.
“Sansa, Lis,” I greet my cousins as I climb into the back with them.
“Hey, little kitten,” Sansa said to me.
September 2nd, 2019
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The first day of school was always one of my favourites. The morning rush of breakfast on the go. The rush of three kids and their mother in the one bathroom that currently had running water. The ushering of my littlest sister onto her bus. Then doing the same for Dot. Before I got into mum’s car with her and we drove toward Oxford University and my posh school. I’d gotten a scholarship there after Alice and Bea had gotten their own. But instead of arts scholarships, I got an academic scholarship, which meant I had to keep up and be one of the top graduates each year or I’d lose it and have to go to normal school near my house. Luckily for me, yet another one of my sisters had gotten a scholarship to the same school this time for sport. Yet she insisted on going on public transport with her friends to their school and then to our school, which wasn’t that far away.
Though when my mum dropped me off at the gate I was greeted by the warm sign greeting of McKenna and the warm smiles of the rest of our group of friends. So I signed back to her as we walked toward our form classroom ready to start a new year.
When we arrived though we weren’t just greeted by the warm, welcoming face of Ms. McDonald, who we had met on Friday at a quick meet and greet of our teachers, we were instead welcomed by Mr. White, the schools self-proclaimed ‘best’(?) drama teacher. Who wanted to talk to me. The only reason I knew who he was was because he was Bea’s favourite teacher when she was at school here.
“Miss Watson, Caitlyn, Cat, I need you to come with me,” he stated.
“Never call me Cat or Caitlyn again and I’ll think about it,” I said pushing Kennzie’s hand down as she signed some things that even those who don’t know sign language know are bad.
“Caitlyn, he wants to talk to you about an opportunity for your future. Take it while it’s here,” Ms. McDonald told me, looking me right in the eye.
“Fine but if this has anything to do with what my sister’s do I will not do it. I don’t want fame and I never have. I want to change the world and be successful, not famous because fame is irrelevant and corrupting trust me I’ve seen it first hand,” I told him looking down at him.
“No can do, they requested you by name.”
“Well, then they can be disappointed. Mr. White, I’m sure you’d agree inflicting fame on someone my age wouldn’t be a good thing. You remember my sisters’ multiple mental breakdowns over their time here, probably better than I do.”
“Damn, your more like Sansa than Alice aren’t you?” He asked me.
“Yes. Yes, I am,” I responded.
October 22, 2019
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The day had finally come when Alice would release her new album. And it was all anyone at school could talk about at school. Except for Kenzie. I always hung out with her on album release week. Even my other friends weren’t immune to album days and as she couldn’t hear the music she didn’t care any more than I did. While yes I was proud of my sisters, I couldn’t help but get annoyed with every premier or album release that happened because it would be all anyone who knew could ask me.
When I say ‘anyone who knew’ I mean Alice and Bea had stage names that everyone believed to be really, even they sometimes did. Alice had become Taylor Swift and Bea had become Florence Pugh. Both of them taking their middle names and turning them into names and then choosing an inside joke into a last name. For Alice, this joke was the fact she wouldn’t stop singing that song from Mulan where they say something about being as swift as the coursing river. For Bea, this was the fact she always used to yell ‘PEW! PEW! PEW!’ whenever our grandmother made us go to church, so she took up the name Pugh like the seats and the sound she made.
They were inside jokes that only the three of us and our mother knew, making it even more special whenever they got called their fake names in public because all of us would burst out laughing.
I thought I was out of the woods of teenage stupidness as me and Kenzie walked toward her mother’s bookstore and their house. That was until I saw Alice leaning against her car smiling at me. Well actually it was a bit after that when she dropped us off at the bookstore and a paparazzi got out of the car behind us and started asking Alice a lot of questions about the album, who we were and about her most recent relationship. And then Kenzie’s mother came out of the bookstore and scared him away.
“Thank You!” Kenzie signed to her mother as we walked into the store.
“It’s what mothers do! How was school?” her mother signed back at her.
“Good, we’re going to study upstairs!” Kenzie signed back just before her mother could ask any more questions. “Who is it? Do I know them? Tell me all your secrets, Caitlyn. What happened between you? How was filming? Is Brie nice?” she signed once we got into her room.
“Slow down Kenzie. I don’t know what you’re talking about. It was good and she’s lovely she wants to help you get hearing aids to help you,” I signed back at her. While most people thought Kenzie was either thick or completely deaf I knew the truth. She had a disease that slowly ate away at her ability to hear, she was born with 60% and 40% hearing and by now only had 5% hearing in both ears and it was still going down. But there is surgery, the only thing is it’s experimental and only happens in Atlanta, and her insurance doesn’t cover Atlanta and they can’t afford it. Not without selling the bookstore and her mother going back to corporate law, which she loathes.
“Caitlyn Watson. I know that look and you are not letting your sisters and her pay for my treatment, I know I’m never going to hear my mother, you or anyone ever again and I’ve made peace with that,” she signed at me after a while having accepted my answers to her earlier questions.
“I wasn’t going to. The doctor who invented it is coming to Oxford next semester to teach the surgery to my mother’s students. I thought she could do it and if Brie wants to buy you hearing aids till then why not let her. You’re going to need them anyway, why not get them now so you can get used to them before you can hear mostly by yourself. Or I can let Bea and Alice pay for it all,” I signed back at her knowing she wouldn’t agree unless I lightly threatened her.
“OK. But are you sure it will work?” She responded.
“They get back to either the level they were born with or 80% if they were born with 100% so yes but you’ll still need hearing aids,” I told her as she started crying at the thought of getting her hearing back.
“If I do this, you have to take me to Billie Elish and Taylor Swift,” She told me in response.
“Deal, Kenna. It’s a deal,” I respond going to shake her hand.
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