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codecicle · 6 months
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been using this to fight most of my anxiety recently. "oh my god the room is spinning my heart is pounding I can't breath" your honor after reviewing the evidence, who gives a fuck lowkey. pop those shock mints and your dick and get on with your day soldier
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judeswhore · 9 months
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baby, i loved you first; jude bellingham | instagram au
summary: jude and his best friend totally aren’t in love or anything.
pairing: jude bellingham x fem!reader
face claim: sabrina carpenter
notes: you can find my masterlist here. pictures are not mine, credit to the original owners
judebellingham
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judebellingham what a place🇬🇷
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user ur so fine
yourusername okay
user going insane over the first pic
user i was hoping for slutty titty pics
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user not y/n liking a comment about jude’s tits💀💀
↳user she’s one of us fr
yourusername i think that white shirt is mine🤨
↳judebellingham it’s actually jobe’s
↳jobebellingham why’re u wearing my shirt u scruff
↳yourusername cant afford his own
user strange angle but still so hot
user i’ve told my mom about us
gioreyna 😍😍😍
↳judebellingham miss u baby😙
yourusername
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yourusername happy place☀️
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user so so pretty
user second pic is so cool
judebellingham pretty girl
↳yourusername flirt all u want ur still not coming for dinner
↳judebellingham now ur just being mean
user “just friends” but jude’s always pining in y/n’s comments
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user ur gorgeous and i’m obsessed w the bikini🫶🏻🫶🏻
judebellingham those glasses are vile btw
↳yourusername okay mr i’ll wear anything as long it’s a big brand name
↳judebellingham acting like half ur wardrobe isn’t my hand me downs
↳user just kiss already
↳jobebellingham he’s scared of girls
judebellingham
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judebellingham bts😎
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yourusername slut
yourusername TITTY PIC YEAHH
↳judebellingham calm down ur embarrassing urself
↳yourusername if i revoke my slut comment will u post more content like this?
↳judebellingham i’ll post more tit pics if u do
↳yourusername if u wna see mine just ask nicely
↳judebellingham bet
user OMG???
user first pic is so hot🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️
kalvinphillips nice you
user arms!!! chest!!!! feral!!!
user i need u biblically
jobebellingham sunglasses indoors
↳judebellingham it’s a plane
↳yourusername which is indoors is it not?
↳judebellingham u two have been together 5 minutes and ur already pissing me off
↳jobebellingham don’t get ur knickers in a twist u can have ur girlfriend back later
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yourusername pink to make the boys wink
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judebellingham what boys?
judebellingham no one’s winking
↳trentarnold66 i’m winking
↳yourusername i’m blushing so hard rn🤭
↳judebellingham i don’t like this
↳yourusername okay?
user prettiest girl ever
user last pic is so so cute omg
bestfriendsuser missing ur pretty face sm
↳yourusername fly out NOW
jobebellingham that’s my cap.
↳yourusername i’ll give it back eventually
↳jobebellingham keep it idk what you’ve been doing with it this weekend
↳judebellingham don’t worry the cap wasn’t in the room with us
↳yourusername omg shut up
↳jobebellingham i don’t even wanna know
user jude’s comments r suspicious
yourusername
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yourusername look who i found😼
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user obsessed with how hot u two wld be as a couple
judebellingham u look good👍
↳yourusername u don’t. greens not ur colour.
↳judebellingham why’d u start drooling over me then?
↳yourusername i was thinking abt trent
user JUDE
user he looks so fit here omg his ARM
jobebellingham please take him back to where u found him
user i want both of u. at the same time.
user y/n ur the absolute sweetest girl
bestfriendsuser dump jude date me
↳yourusername jude doesn’t even have a chance when ur in the picture
↳bestfriendsuser but he does have a chance😏😏
↳yourusername fuck off
user this looks like the cutest little villa
user HIS ARM FUCK OFF want it around my neck Now
↳yourusername u and me both
judebellingham
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judebellingham recharging
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yourusername who’s the pretty boy on the right😍😍😍
↳judebellingham i’m on the left sweetie
↳yourusername i was talking abt jobe
karim_adeyemi looking good😎😎
yourusername first pics kinda🤭🤭
yourusername it’s the brown shirt it’s messing w my head and making me think ur fit
↳judebellingham i am fit
↳yourusername too many people have lied to u
user the bellingham genes are insane
yourusername btw i want that brown shirt when ur finished with it
↳judebellingham already hung it in ur wardrobe
user so jealous of y/n getting to spend time with them
↳yourusername nothing to be jealous of they’re both vile boys
gioreyna good people
user it’s cute that y/n goes everywhere w jude they’re like an old married couple
↳jobebellingham they fight like one as well
yourusername why do u both always look like ur being forced to smile at gun point
user ^^^ they both have such awkward smiles it’s adorable
judebellingham
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judebellingham another year of annoying you!there’s not a day goes by i don’t think about how lucky i am to have you in my life and i couldn’t imagine not exploring the world with you. my biggest supporter and even bigger inspiration, i love you always. happy birthday pretty girl🤍
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yourusername i love u!!!
yourinstagram forever glad ur in my life🤍
↳judebellingham always🤍
jobebellingham it’s 1 minute past midnight…
↳judebellingham and what about it?
↳jobebellingham whipped bro🤣
user oh i’m crying
user this is the softest thing ever
bestfriendsuser oh u love her do u😼
user he’s so in love with her wtf🥺🥺
↳user friends can say i love u too
↳user nothing abt this post says just friendship
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user happy birthday gorgeous girl!!!
user need her and jude to announce the relationship Now
user PRETTY GIRL
gioreyna oh you lurv lurv her
yourusername
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yourusername sluts have more fun or wtv they said
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jobebellingham *blondes*
↳yourusername is this indirect slut shaming
↳jobebellingham you’d know if i was slut shaming u
jobebellingham happy birthday worm
user oh this cake is such a slay
user u look gorgeous happy bday queen!!
trentarnold66 happy birthday blondie❤️
judebellingham happy birthday angel🤍
↳yourusername thank u for the best day🫶🏻
user ^^ they spent the day together🥺🥺
bestfriendsuser happy bday hot stuff, another year of slutting it up🍒🍒
↳judebellingham No.
↳bestfriendsuser grow some balls and then u can have a say in this
user all that artwork and ur still the prettiest in the room
↳bestfriendsuser is this jude on his burner account
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yourusername the perfect birthday celebration🫶🏻
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judebellingham gorgeous😍
judebellingham 🍒🍒
↳yourusername stop looking at my boobs
↳judebellingham cant they’re staring at me
user U WERE AT PARIS FASHION WEEK?
user omg jude took her to paris fashion week
↳user they’re definitely together
↳user be fr he also took jobe
↳user yeah but him and jobe weren’t pictured almost kissing at an after party
↳user OH???
bestfriendsuser im so jealous rn but u look gorge
user ur so beautiful it’s not fair
judebellingham im gonna be honest i can’t stop thinking about that first pic
↳yourusername what’re u thinking🤭
↳judebellingham cant say my mum’ll see
user oh he’s down BAD
judebellingham
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judebellingham 🤠
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yourusername oh my fucking god
yourusername fits kinda slutty i’m here for it
↳judebellingham figured it was only fair i show u my tits since u showed me urs
↳jobebellingham thought i heard some peculiar noises last night
↳yourusername no idea what ur on abt
↳gioreyna oh i see i’ve got some catching up to do
user did jobe just expose them
↳user he’s probably teasing
jordanhenderson 🔥🔥
user this fit >>>
user jobe’s such a cutie
gioreyna good looking fellas
bestfriendsuser is there a reason for the neck tie
↳judebellingham fashion init
↳bestfriendsuser u sure???
↳jobebellingham must be something to do with those weird noises i heard
↳yourusername bro
user ^^^ there’s no hiding it atp SOMETHING is going on
yourusername
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yourusername sorry i can’t come to the phone rn i’m watching bottles roll down stairs
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judebellingham i’m gonna say something inappropriate
judebellingham jesus christ😍😍
↳yourusername does seeing me cry get u off?
↳judebellingham i was on abt the bikini pic but now u mention the crying… yeah kinda
user ^^^BROO😭😭
user these comments + jobe’s on jude’s last post something is defo going on between them
user jude has absolutely no shame anymore
↳user his feelings are so obvious he’s got no subtlety
trentarnold66 🥵🥵🥵
↳judebellingham bro get outta here
↳yourusername no need to fight boys there’s plenty of me to go around
↳judebellingham no there isn’t.
user im on my knees for u
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bestfriendsuser god ur so hot
bestfriendsuser i wanna be u when i grow up
user if she’s dating jude he’s so lucky
judebellingham wait can u come over? i wanna watch bottles roll down stairs
↳yourusername u got cinnamon swirls?
↳judebellingham obviously so hurry up
↳yourusername yes sir
↳judebellingham 😳😳😳
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yourusername happy birthday starboy!! there’ll never be enough words to say how grateful i am for the chance to watch u become the man u are today. forever proud of u and everything u’ve accomplished! thank u for letting me follow u through life :)) i love u more than you’ll ever know🤍
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judebellingham no one i want by my side more than u, i love u angel🤍
↳yourusername 🤍🤍🤍
user he always calls her pretty girl or angel but they want us to believe they aren’t in love??? okay
↳jobebellingham he calls her the missus sometimes as well its insanity
↳gioreyna snitch🤣
user jobe is such a trouble causer😭😭
user them both always using the white heart for each other makes me wanna cry
bestfriendsuser tell ur boyfriend happy birthday
↳user boyfriend???
user happy birthday jude!!!
user i refuse to believe u two aren’t sickeningly in love
gioreyna how much do u love him really
↳yourusername this🤏much
user he looks so babygirl in the second pic
↳yourusername the babygirlest babygirl
↳judebellingham get a grip u freak
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judebellingham 20🎉
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yourusername FOR FREE????
yourusername put the dogs away i’m gagging
↳judebellingham i’ve got something u could gag on😏
↳yourusername small things are choking hazards
user not the feet🤢
gioreyna happy birthday bro♥️
user happy birthday❤️❤️
user this was great up until the feet pic
jobebellingham no one wants to see ur toes mate
↳gioreyna i do
↳jobebellingham sicko
karim_adeyemi happy birthday brother
trentarnold66 happy birthday❤️❤️
england happy 20th🥳
user first pic is so insane wtf
yourusername u look so pretty but don’t tell anyone
↳judebellingham i can keep a secret
user ^^^ THEYRE SO ????
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yourusername my date’s better than urs
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user the flowers🥺🥺
user we all deserve jude bellingham
gioreyna like a DATE date?
↳yourusername soon to be decided
↳judebellingham i held the door open for her it’s a DATE date
↳bestfriendsuser if that’s the standard i’m getting my girl out of there
user confirmed date???? is it happening
user u look so pretty the eye make up is insane
user JUDE LOOKS SO FINE
bestfriendsuser most beautiful girl
↳yourusername come here i’ll kiss u silly
user if they aren’t together yet i’m going to scream
judebellingham wonder who those flowers are from🤔
↳yourusername some rando gave me them outside the restaurant
↳judebellingham was he handsome?
↳yourusername no he had a proper pubey beard
↳judebellingham it doesn’t even look like pubes anymore
user if this is them finally admitting to dating i’m gna be so happy
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judebellingham thanks for always being my muse. i love you🤍
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gioreyna finally
jobebellingham finally
bestfriendsuser finally
karim_adeyemi finally
user IT FINALLY HAPPENED????
user i’ve waited my whole life for this post
yourusername finally🙄
yourusername didn’t ur mother ever teach u it’s rude to keep a girl waiting?
↳ judebellingham keep acting clever and see what happens
↳yourusername is that a threat🤭
trentarnold66 i should be happy but i don’t think i am
↳yourusername dw you’ll always be my favourite
↳judebellingham didn’t ur mother ever teach u it’s rude to lie?
↳yourusername she said it’s okay to lie to men
user she’s so out of ur league
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user we need to see the content on that camera
↳jobebellingham u really don’t
user hand placement is making me dizzy😵‍💫😵‍💫
yourusername has added to their story!
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eviltiddyproductions · 10 months
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Vincenzo : Episode 2
On the list of media with the most unserious ways to use Italian should be Vincenzo 🤣 and my little chef si si si 👍
Not the little girl pinky promise as one dangles from the window ?!!!
His upper body strength goes crazy
My man Vince has 0 eye bags and I need the skin care and concealer rn
Zero personal boundaries always makes me yell kiss regardless of situation like why are your noses that close !!! Kiss 💋
lmao cutie
my dancing queen is a lawyer! slay
help why is this man talking like a villain already😂😂😂 the pauses he’s taking and the tone is funny
show me a perfect garden and I’ll dig up dirt 🥕 tell ‘em sister!
Okay that took a very dark turn suddenly I have to side eye sister
honestly I don’t see anyone leaving the gold lol. human 101 people just refuse to part with gold for some reason
they killed everybody ??? 😭
the dramatic ass screaming and ( Italian ?) loud violins in the background always sends me
no one knocks in this show 💀
he looks very good in this lighting but do not trust him dad lawyer! don’t want to see you heart broken 😔
‘sorry sunbae’ 😂
I ADORE how dramatic she is. she’s just like me fr 😭
Vincenzo Quasano. Quaso. 🥐🥐🥐
She is so pretty 😭
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the restaurant owner is giving real sass 😂
the tteokbokki on his suit 😭
dancing lawyer queenie is terrifying but yeah! fight your terrible co workers
a hockey puck to the stomach, I would’ve actually died instantly
this is actually insane. I will fight this CEO with my bare hands 😭 he’s going to break his back
someone protect lawyer dad and his daughter m
I know he’s making the worst food but I really do love the chef. Look at his mittens !!! it’s another little chef puppet
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how is my man running a kitchen like that 😭
strong arming someone is bad but when you threaten someone’s family and kidnap them, maybe don’t squirm with a firm shoulder hold 😍
lmao the good lawyer dad getting happy sends 😭
the firm owner’s voice is so good. like he’s so full of excitement lmaooo.
honestly she gave a pretty solid first talk, I will steal it. ‘Small wins eventually lead to great victories, let’s not work too hard if we’re not being appreciated’ solid 👍
the zombie dancing 🧟‍♂️
they give zero fucks in this building I love them 😂
the 4 bottle of makegeolli, he isn’t making it out I fear
that’s her son 😔 at least he gets to hear it from someone else. always feel weird in these plot lines tbh because even if it is one character or just one side of the story him and his mom have probably felt a lot of pain throughout these 30 odd years. and after all that time you have to make the choice of letting go and moving forward
idk if Vince is being serious rn or playing him like does he actually feel bad about the condition of the people in the building?
this is actually so real because so many people get stuck in the system simply because they do not have the resources to challenge their verdict or bail themselves out.
the good dads get to teach you how to drink I guess. In Itaewon class it was the Saeroyi’s dad and here it’s our sweet Hong Yuchan
lmaooo her bowl cut and blonde hair I love Chayoung
Not the [ominous music] tag as he looks at her pictures omg ???
Junwoo just rat them out babes !!! this is not okay. go supply this information to her dad <3
She’s so real for screaming at him. Parents will sometimes ignore your phone at the worst time lmaooo
The way he’s staring at her, this better not be we were in love or passing in love as kids lmaooo 😭✋ that trope just always finds a way into all my shows
my dramatic ass sister will be dramatic with her hands in her pockets I love her !!!
lmaooo no one will let him eat here 🤣 he has not been able to compete one meal
oh my god dad lawyer stay alive
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my girl might get fired but her priorities are straight !!!
the chef with his pizza getting a slo mo shot is so precious. look at his pizzas! he could never mess that up 🍕❤️
lmaooo they’re having a slo mo stare moment and there’s just a big inflated Italian man in between them 😭
me praying that he likes her before she likes him 🙏
the theme music, an unserious show
in the last moments of the episode is when it always hits you HOW much has happened
18 more to go
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