#my mom was right

[mammalsofaction]

me: I'm getting a little tired of my perryshmirtz domestic 5+1 fic, I need a break. Hey! this meet cute prompt is so cute <3 maybe I'll write a simple little 500 wordcount treat to give myself a break

me, 3 days later:

#and my previous wip stil needs one more chapter #fuck my inability to write short fics #my mom was right #and she doesn't even know I write regularly as a hobby #anyway the domestic 5+1 is stil coming along #its pretty well proofread but it needs the bonus epilogue #but i might give you this meet cute first #perryshmirtz #human perry AU #Heinz Doofenshmirtz #Fluffy February prompts #HOW DO MY FAVE AUTHORS WRITE SO MUCH SO FAST

[quillinhand]

ep 6 of bloodhounds was fucked up.

#im determined to destroy myself i think #they all dieddddd #i mean not hyeon-ju or gunwoo or woo-jin #but woo-jin is hurttt and theyre all fucked up and kim myeong-gil fucked them up and omfg imma break his fucking face #park sung woong #youre still hot but i want kim meyong-gil dead #omg ep 7 is starting #and hyeon-ju is cryingggg #and theres sad piano oh noooo #😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 #bloodhounds #woo do hwan #lee sang yi #my mom watched ep 5 and 6 w me #and she said du-yeong yangjung and mr choi are gonna die #my mom was right #i didnt believe herrr

[medicinemane]

I don't know... everything I do is wrong

I pay off my mom's car loan, I get lectured by my grandma for wasting money

I get rid of my mom's trailer and by a house, I get told what an idiot I am

Never do anything useful with my life, never do anything productive

It's frankly impossible that... well... whatever

I know that I just make everyone around me miserable when I talk like this too, so that's yet another reason it would be far better if I shut up and just took care of this all once and for all

#nothing to offer anyone #horrible as she often is; my grandma was right #my mom was right #and I just need to die already and stop being a drain on the world #I know I was told to stop making post like this but... unfortunately I'm too weak willed to manage it and sometimes it spills out #add it to the list of negatives about me #there's no other conclusion I can draw based on the evidence before me #I mean frankly; I don't even exist anyway; so what's the point in lingering?

[lllsaslll]

I forgot Tumblr is (barely) my only safe place to vent

#i feel like im getting fucking pounded and slapped left and right today with reminders of how little my worth is #and on top ofbthe physical pain. what joy #work is treating me like an afterthought...but only bc im an entitled baby who doesnt know how to stand up for herself or communicate #my brain is so choked of enrichment & badically in survival mode that the thought of things that r suposed to bring me joy just piss me off #im too fucking chicken shit to take advantage of the dream oportunities that dropped in my lap bc idk imposter syndrome i guess #and the newest blow... #the mesures ive taken in the past to help maintain my mental health aparently have cracks in them i.e. blocking that person doesnt seem to #be enough bc i just got slapped in the fucking face with all their goddamn glory and success and ya know im so happy for them #but my brain only lets me see it as a reminder of what i could have. what i am physically capable of is i wasnt me. #with my stupid fucking emotions and my stupid fucking fear and my stupid fucking lack of knowledge. #...i love having to stop while writing this and run to the bathroom in the middle of the office bc im goddamn crying in the club. again #and i love having to just vent here bc ive used all my ~pity me~ and ~complain about my life~ cards for the day. week. month. year... #my mom was right #im ugly. no one cares. and im going to die alone.

[foreveranevilregal]

These are my happy rain boots that I got from the children’s section. Because Lord knows I could use a little extra happiness in the rain, and you never outgrow shiny butterflies.

#my photos #my mom was right #i was debating whether to get them #and she was like you need the joy when it rains #god I hate rain #i hate wind more though #more weather takes at 11

[quonit37]

i remember this one time my grandma was like "all gay people are so sad" and my mom responded "that's because they're around you."

#my mom was right

[cryingbleedinglosing]

sometimes the answer to ur ailments is...to just eat oatmeal 😑

#my mom was right

[xx-sketchy-xx]

LOOOK, LOOK WHAT MY MOTHER MADE FROM CAKE. AAAAAAAAAA-

#welcome home art #wally darling #welcome home wally #adorable #my mom did this for my birthday #What a fantastic surprise #I love her so much #i almost cried fr #Cake Wally fr #She even looked up canon pictures of him to get it right #Guys #i cant breath #i ate his head #And I cried while doing it #Y’all Wally tastes so good

[inkskinned]

probably time for this story i guess but when i was a kid there was a summer that my brother was really into making smoothies and milkshakes. part of this was that we didn't have AC and couldn't afford to run fans all day so it was kind of important to get good at making Cool Down Concoctions.

we also had a patch of mint, and he had two impressionable little sisters who had the attitude of "fuck it, might as well."

at one point, for fun, this 16 year old boy with a dream in his eye and scientific fervor in heart just wanted to see how far one could push the idea of "vanilla mint smoothie". how much vanilla extract and how much mint can go into a blender before it truly is inedible.

the answer is 3 cups of vanilla extract, 1/2 cup milk alternative, and about 50 sprigs (not leaves, whole spring) of mint. add ice and the courage of a child. idk, it was summer and we were bored.

the word i would use to describe the feeling of drinking it would maybe be "violent" or perhaps, like. "triangular." my nose felt pristine. inhaling following the first sip was like trying to sculpt a new face. i was ensconced in a mesh of horror. it was something beyond taste. for years after, i assumed those commercials that said "this is how it feels to chew five gum" were referencing the exact experience of this singular viscous smoothie.

what's worse is that we knew our mother would hate that we wasted so much vanilla extract. so we had to make it worth it. we had to actually finish the drink. it wasn't "wasting" it if we actually drank it, right? we huddled around outside in the blistering sun, gagging and passing around a single green potion, shivering with disgust. each sip was transcendent, but in a sort of non-euclidean way. i think this is where i lost my binary gender. it eroded certain parts of me in an acidic gut ecology collapse.

here's the thing about love and trust: the next day my brother made a different shake, and i drank it without complaint. it's been like 15 years. he's now a genuinely skilled cook. sometimes one of the three of us will fuck up in the kitchen or find something horrible or make a terrible smoothie mistake and then we pass it to each other, single potion bottle, and we say try it it's delicious. it always smells disgusting. and then, cerimonious, we drink it together. because that's what family does.

#this is true #writeblr #warm up #relatedly for some reason one of our Favorite Jokes #amongst the Siblings #is like - ''this is so good u will love it'' #while we are reacting to something we OBVIOUSLY find viscerally disgusting #like we will be actively retching and be like ''nooooo it's so good'' #to the point that i sometimes get nervous if someone outside my family is like oh u should try it its good #(obvi we never force each other to eat anything. we are all just curious birds and #like. we're GONNA try the new thing.) #edit to answer why we had so much vanilla: #my mom is a very good cook and we LOVE to bake. so she just had a lot of staples in the house. #it's one of those things that's like. have u ever continuously thought ''ah i should get butter im probably out'' #even tho u are not out of butter. so u end up with like 5 years of butter. #my mom would do that in a costco but like with vanilla extract #to be fair we WERE always using WAY TOO MUCH bc we were kids #so like she was right to stock up #ps. yes we were VERY sick after this lol i just didn't want to include it in the post in case ppl had an ick about that #u can tell it's real bc we knew "oh no we fucked up that's too much vanilla to waste'' but our reaction was to just. keep drinking it #> sibling understanding that vanilla extract isn't free > knowledge mother doesnt mind if we use it for milkshakes #> sibling choice to maybe get in a loophole of ''not wasting it'' if we drink it bc that's the same as using it (not throwing it out) #listen bud i was like 13 and my sister was like 9 #when my mom discovered this we. got in. A LOT. of trouble. a lot of it. a LOT of it. #3rd edit bc i guess it isn't clear - i am 1 of my brother's 2 little sisters #i am the middle child #out of all the ways i have had to explain a post before being like ''did u forget a middle child can happen'' is my favorite

[snailgirl1114]

me when social media actually makes me feel bad about my life

#my mom was right #my friends are hanging out without me #my only friend is on a family vacation #everyone on instagram look so happy

[caruliaa]

staff still hasn't given me polls, what should i do?

🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 their moms 69%

🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 their dads 31%

grace image os i get to look at her

#edit: edited the og post to what i want but to set the record straight i edited to the post to be mathematically correct right after the #first person pointed it out which was like ten mins after i posted the og post. now fuck offf !!!!! the rest of the tags r from the og post #for some reason i feel very immature making your mom jokes about tumblr staff. which i shldnt !! #bc they suck nd they still havent given me polls. but i ig i feel imature bc it a your mom joke 😭 but still i tihnk its kinda funny #EDIT: edited the post to what i want bc yall were getting annoying . but to set the record straight i edited to post to be mathematically #also its *mum* not mom okay i am NOT !! an american . but if i say mum everyone will j be like 'omg british' like i dont know i am #anyway. i want polls please. give me the rigght to force my mutuals chose between the most inane things #also i tihnk it wld b cool for the cs weekly blog. like w each episode #i cld do a poll of like. out of five stars what do u think of this ep #and it wld b a cool thing of which eps r ppls faves #also i cld have like. whose ur fave in team red whos ur fave in acme etc #id prob just have to go with vile faculty bc theres more than 10 ppl in vile. and ppl wld kill me if i didnt include nel the ell or whoever #it wld b fun !!! #oh btw csweekly thats i thing i want to start. prob on uhhh the 11th of feb ill post abt it more but its basically #a tag/blog for watching cs one ep a time watching one ep every saturday #ya !! :3 #flappy rambles #inaccessible #ask to tag #(<- idk. just in case)

[sheepintheastralsea]

god fucking damn it my mum was right. making my bed in the morning does make me feel more in control of my day. it does mean that even if i dont do anything else all day, i still feel at least ive accomplished something small. fuck

#my mom was right #goddammit

[aleatoryw]

i've started looking at weight and health the way i look at class and income and it really puts a lot of things into a new perspective.

let me explain: in america at least, the lower class have significantly worse health outcomes, even when accounting for other factors. just being poor is enough to make your overall health worse. we don't know that being fat makes your health directly worse, like the data just isn't there, but for a moment, pretend it does.

imagine going to the doctor with a health problem and the doctor looking at your chart and saying well, this problem will be less severe if you go up an income bracket. have you thought about becoming rich? it would really help. start by saving a little money every month.

ridiculous, right?? very few people successfully go from working class to rich, it just doesn't happen on a large scale in society. maybe for a time you pick up some overtime hours, spend a little beyond your means, and appear rich. but eventually you burn out, your car needs to be repaired, and you return to being working class.

we do have this data: only some people can successfully lose large amounts of weight, and only a tiny fraction of people who lose that weight actually keep it off for more than a year. telling people to lose weight for their health is just absurd because they almost certainly can't do it any more than they can double their income for their health.

and yet i see it everywhere. a little poster in my work breakroom tells me to improve my blood pressure by losing weight! a psa on the radio says you need to take care of your heart by losing weight! we can't even conclusively prove that weight is the cause rather than just correlated with a lot of these problems but here it is offered anyway: have you tried being rich?

#medical fatphobia #personally i'm right in that sweet spot where doctors take me seriously but generic health advice is like !!!OVERWEIGHT!!! #but i recently got to hear allll about the essential diets from my mom so. thinking about it again

[homkamiro]

I think about tnmn. Again. Sigh

#i believe afton killed once. like look at his name #francis doesn't like loud noises and it was the biggest mistake to go to a bar with a chatty businessman and a mf reporter #single mom x model yuri rights #and also milkman fanservice. you thirties #that's not my neighbor #that's not my neighbor fanart #tnmn #tnmn fanart #francis mosses #mia stone #dr. w. afton #selenne sverchzt #nacha mikaelys #izaak gauss #angus ciprianni

[suiheisen]

you think YOU had a bad day at work?

bonus: sid shrieking "no!!!! NO!!!!!" loud enough to be heard in the stands and on camera

#this is now my FAVOURITE game i've watched in real life knocking the game misconduct one off the number one rank #he was so annoyed the entire game and so annoying about it :') #he kept shrieking away on the bench and i couldn't hear a word from where i was seated #but you could just hear this constant yipping away dhfsgfkjshgfsjf PLEASE it was so funny your 36-year-old babygirl was BARKING #drew kept sitting there like... is mom okay... i don't think mom's okay... #also extremely good for me (since he wasn't really hurt) was the whumpfest of it all oh my god what ancient gods did he anger......... #geno kept Hovering in concern #po kept giving him little shoulder pats the way a sweet brave babyboy would try his best to soothe a rabid little dog #ek of course kept trying to slide right inside him and also kept skating up to him and STARING him in the face in concern/lust/both #also guys this is my first time in canada ever!!!!!!!! i'm excited #anyway. very good game for me sorry for this post but you know i love a #long post #sidney crosby #evgeni malkin #pittsburgh penguins #also!!! to all who celebrate #ramadan kareem/eid mubarak #<333 staying with a friend here through the eid celebration and they've been cooking and everything smells so good

[keplerbyte]

Rio is out walking or something and sees Miles and Hobie hanging out and she is shocked bc who is this punk? She watches them for a bit and sees the way they’re acting and is like “omg my son is gay” Later she comes up to him and does the whole “Miles you know you can tell me anything.. right” and he gets freaked out bc he thinks she knows he's spiderman

"I'm sorry Mom I was going to tell you from the start but I just-"

"Miles it's fine, you don't have to apologize-"

"No, I should've told you I was just so scared..."

"Scared? Honey, I would never treat you differently because of this... just, yknow, introduce him and-"

"What? Introduce who?"

"? Your boyfriend?"

"My- I'm sorry WHAT are we talking about right now-"

#COULDNT GET THIS IDEA OUT OF MY HEAD #i mean rio definitely thinks miles is gay right #with the whole mom im- im- #punkflower #its so important to me #miles morales #hobie brown #across the spiderverse #across the spider verse spoilers #miles x hobie