home all day and prone to binging?
here's some things to do instead! - from an online schooler w an ed 💋
occupying your hands and mind ::
- workout ( #1 obvi )
- play games! dress up, animal crossing ow2, guitar hero, and mario with family are my faves
- try a new makeup/hair style
- make an entirely new spotify playlist with songs you've never listened to! try different albums and artists. super fun to expand your taste
- make a new pinterest board! working on one that's future you based is so fun. act like you're designing your new apartment, style, life!
- hobbies you probs haven't done in a while: draw & color, play instrument, sew/crochet/embroider, read, etc
- clean your room!! get your steps in, listen to fun music
- call your friends and play an online game :3 cards against humanity, among us (idc how corny), roblox
- "online shop"
- if you can hold yourself accountable to not eat: watch movies, tv shows, yt vids. long commentary videos on youtube are great, they pass sm time (nexpo and mina le ❤️🩹)
- if you seriously are sitting with a plate of food debating whether or not to eat it, spray perfume on it!!!!
past time and not think about food: SLEEP!
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listen here on youtube
so first of all thanks for 3,000 followers. holy shit. thats 3000 more than i expected so thanks
i really didnt think this blog would get to this point when i made it. and im never gonna get over how kind and encouraging you guys have been for me. unending respect & gratitude guys.
we're closin in on the end of 2023 now and im resolving to keep doing right by you guys and having fun running this blog with yall 🙂 thanks forever
i wanted to do somethin special for it and i thought id share one of my biggest inspirations for interpretin davekat. which is music i think they'd like. when you routinely blast davekat doodles onto mspaint canvases at 2am you need a backing track and these are common choices for me
3 songs for each dude for 3k fwlrs. man thats crazy...
tracklist + lil commentary under readmore
dave zone
1... 21st century pop song -- hymie's basement
this whole album i associate with dave a lot even tho its very depresse mode. i have way too many plays on this song. that beat is so real.
2... vice principal -- why?
that record scratch bit got me bouncing&trouncing manm. ive been listening to this song since i was a lil shitty kid. this voice is my headcanon voice for dave
3... re-do -- modern baseball
get a load of them lyrics son. passage of time, dinosaurs, trouble sleeping, watching movies, fear of death, love of life. recent fave, big fave.
KARKAT ZONE
4... i see failure -- antarctigo vespucci
another new beat 4 me but damn its an anthem. love dudes who shout. self fulfilling prophecies of relationship failure are peak karkat 2 me
5... the minors -- kawai sprite
i have never played friday night funky. i found this album by pure fuckin chance and its great, if you like this song give it a shot. sounds adult swim-y. i associate a lot of songs from this album with kk its a very distinct sound that i just connect with him fsr. the bittersweet sad anger of it
6... exactly where i'm at -- ween
this is a certified karkat classic 4 me. "look at yourself your lips are like 2 flabs of fat, they go front and back and flappity flappity flap". one of my fave things about ween is they have really vivid lyrics and rlly consistently hit this cool spacey, semi-aquatic vibe. i think this is because of drugs that they are awesome, so lets all do more druggs today
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Since Last Year
AN: shout out to that picture of Jack
Requested? No but my fave wanted this instead of Drive Safe so whatever they want <3
Warnings: Jack and Miriam being unserious, smut and a surprise at the end for y'all <3
Word Count: 1.3k words
Jack watched from the DJ booth as she tossed her head back, laughing at whatever her friend was saying. She caught his attention a while ago when she was one of the few people singing along to his songs. Jack was hosting New Years and hired his friend Zack Bia to DJ. Jack greeted his friends and family when they passed him on the DJ booth. But she hadn't approached the DJ booth. All he knew of her that she was a friend of a friend.
The girl excused herself from the group and made her way to the open bar. Jack took it as his chance and went to the bar. He was closer to the bar and took a seat at the end where it wasn't as packed. The girl sat on the empty stool next to him and waved down a bartender.
“Can I get a Dr. Pepper with a shot of vodka?” She asked the bartender.
They nodded and turned to Jack to also get his order.
“Can I get some apple grape sparkling cider please?” he asked.
The bartender nodded once more and got started on their drinks.
“Feeling festive, I see,” The girl began making conversation.
“I'm always feeling festive.” He smiled at her.
“Okay,” she agreed sarcastically.
“I'm Jack Harlow by the way,” he extended his hand to her.
“I'm…fuck I forgot the name.” Miriam giggled.
Jack rolled his eyes. Their cheesy plan to pretend to not know each other and have a quickie in the hall closet at their New Year's party backfired two minutes into ‘meeting’ at the bar.
“It was Flora after your favorite charcater from Winx Club.” He reminded her. “But I like you as Miriam.”
“You're so corny.” She giggled.
“Isn't that why you love me?” He grinned.
“Yeah, sure…” Miriam smiled.
Jack rolled his eyes. The bartender handed them their drinks then moved on to whomever was ordering next.
“Dance with me.” Miriam said.
She didn't wait for him to answer. She pulled Jack to the dance floor. She brought his hands to her hips while she wrapped her arms around him. They slowly danced, swaying from side to side. For a change of pace Zack played BELLAKEO. Miriam turned around and pressed her ass to his crotch. Luckily this time around, he knew what he was doing. He gently pushed her down and kept his hand on her back as he rolled his hips into her ass. Miriam flipped her hair and looked back at him. She began bouncing her ass against him to the beat, resulting in her flashing him her brand new yellow panties.
“I fucking hate you.” Jack whispered in her ear when the song ended.
“Why?” She asked innocently as if she didn't feel his dick poking her ass.
“Calling Miriam to the booth to sing her #1 hit.” Zack announced while the beginning of QLONA played.
“I'd help you out with that but I am needed.” She said.
She blew him a kiss and strutted to the DJ booth. She took the mic from Zack and began singing. Jack joined Zack behind the DJ booth to watch her perform. Miriam performed the song a handful of times, the most recent occasion was at Jingle Ball in New York. Her dancing had improved immensely since the beginning of the year. That was mostly thanks to the movie she directed where her character was a pop star.
Jack's attention was brought back to Miriam as she bowed after finishing her song. She handed Zack the mic and went to where Jack was sitting. Under his chair she stored a tote with a bag of grapes, a pair of sandals, and an outfit change in case her feet got tired or she got cold. After singing, the girls of Jack's friend group called her over. She told Alina that she was going to change shoes, knowing them they would be dancing. She sat next to Jack and pulled off her nude pair of Amina Muaddi pvc heels with a starburst embellishment in the front. She tried to stuff them in her tote but they wouldn't fit. She took out the clothes to put the heels first but then her jeans wouldn't fit in the tote.
“I'll hold them.” Jack said, holding out his hand for her heels.
“Are you sure? I can just put them in your car or something.” Miriam said, hesitantly.
“It's fine. Imma chill here. I'll come find you five minutes before midnight.” He said.
“Okay. I'll see you in a bit.” she nodded.
“Don't get drunk.” he warned her.
“No promises.”
*
It was five minutes to midnight. Jack watched Miriam down another shot of vodka and decided to go get her.
“Jack!” She squealed when she saw him. She ran to him and jumped in his arms. “I miss you!”
“I missed you too, but let's get you some water.” Jack said, setting her down.
She leaned in and whispered. “I'm good, I paid off the bartender to give me water instead of vodka.”
Jack chuckled. “You fucking genius.”
“I know.” She fluffed her hair. “Can we go back, I want to get my grapes.”
“Oh about that, I kinda ate them.” He chuckled nervously, scratching the back of his neck.
“Bro, those were for my twelve wishes.” She pouted.
“That explains why you had a few. I've seen you eat half a bag like nothing.” he said. “Want me to ask the bartenders if they have any by chance?”
“It's fine.”
“I'm sorry. I got hungry.”
“It's okay.” She said.
“Let me apologize properly.” Jack said.
“You just said ‘I'm sorry.’ Plus there's two minutes till midnight.”
Jack smirked. “I only need two.”
He took her hand and pulled her to a storage room. After locking the door, he draped his jacket on a chair and lifted Miriam on the table. He held her neck and pulled her into a passionate kiss. Skillfully he unfastened the small hook on the back of her dress and unzipped it, pushing it down to her hips. Jack unbuckled his belt and unbuttoned his pants.
Miriam pushed down his pants and boxers. She reached down to stroke his cock, but Jack pushed her hand away and lined himself to her entrance. Outside they heard everyone counting down. Just as the count down reached one, Jack slid in her.
“I haven't been inside of you since last year.” He said, resting his forehead on her shoulder.
Miriam let out a mix of a moan and laugh. “You're so annoying.”
“And you love me for it.” He pulled her chin up to kiss her. “Happy new year.”
“Happy new year, now fuck me because I haven't had sex since last year.” She said.
Jack chuckled and got to work. He placed one of her legs over his shoulder and slid into her. He pulled away and thrusted into her once again, earning louder sounds from her. Miriam nails dig into Jack’s biceps as he pounded into her. He took her rough and possessively. He snapped his hips, burying himself deep into her with every thrust. It didn’t take long for Miriam to come. She chanted his name and wrapped her legs tighter around him, wanting to feel all of him. Jack's orgasm followed soon after. With three shallow thrusts, he pushed himself deep inside Miriam, spilling every last drop in her. Jack pulled out of her and grabbed a roll of paper towels from a shelf. He wet them with warm water and cleaned Miriam up with one of them. Then he cleaned himself with the other.
“Good?” He asked after helping her zip up her dress.
“Yeah,” Miriam nodded.
Jack help open the door for her. “Ready to see what the year has in store for us Mrs. Dominguez-Harlow?”
Miriam nodded. “Yes Mr. Harlow-Dominguez.”
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