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#my niece said this when she was little so it's perfect for tiny eri
trashcanniballecter · 2 years
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Mic: what do ducks say?
Eri: Quack! Quack!
Mic: Yeah! what do doggies say?
Eri: Bark! Bark!
Mic: Good job! what do kitty cats say?
Eri: dammit, kitty cat, dammit!
Mic: SHOU!
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suckitsurveys · 3 years
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What’s the last vegetable you ate, and when did you eat it? There are veggies in this pasta I’m eating. 
What was your last Facebook notification for? I don’t feel like looking. 
What bands have you seen live? A good handful.
Tell me an interesting fact about your mother: She was a drug and alcohol abuse counselor in the 80′s before I was born.
What do you think is the most important thing to happen to you before the age of 13? I don’t know. Maybe moving to the house that is still my dad’s to this day?
What were you super against as a young child but aren’t anymore? Avocados.
What are your plans later today? After I get some sleep I’m supposed to go to my niece’s soccer game.
Are you doing anything exciting this weekend? ^
Who do you talk to the most? Mark.
What are some things you do regularly that make you feel old? Being a live.
Who is your best guy friend(s)? Mark and Randal.
Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker? I’m okay.
If you had a tiny scar on your face, would you get it removed or just keep it? Keep it.
Have you had an x-ray in the past year? No.
Do you think your first love still loves you? Hah.
What is something that is “going right” in your life? I’m fully vaccinated and feeling amazing about that. 
When did you feel ready to start dating? I don’t know if I ever did? It just sort of, happened? I was never really interested in it in high school. I did have a long distance bf when I was 16 though haha. 
When was the last time your pet bit you? If you don’t have a pet, have you ever been bitten by someone else’s? My one kitty bites when I play rough with her. Not very hard though. 
Where were you the last time you made out? In the kitchen.
When was the last time you cried tears of joy? When I got home from getting my covid shot the first time. 
How do you type your sad smileys? :(
Do you have “decorative hand-towels” that cannot be used in your house? Nope.
What was the last soda you drank? Cherry Coke! It’s very unlike me to get anything but root beer when I’m out, but their machine was down at the hot dog place my dad and I went to this afternoon so I got a cherry coke instead.
What was the last thing someone made fun of you for? Mark is always making fun of me in little playful ways, so probably something silly and petty I did. 
Have you ever had any type of surgery? Yeah.
Should kids be allowed to get tattoos/piercings without parental consent? On the one had, yes, but on the other hand, it’s their fucking body. 
Who was the last person to hit on you? My husband.
What was the last thing you decided not to do, that you were supposed to? Clean my house lol.
What’s the hardest thing you’ve ever had to tell someone? That my mom had died. I had to tell my cousin Kelly and I will never forget her reaction.
What do you put on hot dogs? Mustard, relish, onion, celery salt. 
Ever fallen in the shower? Yes.
Do you think that things will get better? They are looking up.
Have you ever legitimately saved a person’s life? Maybe?
What’s your favourite book genre? I don’t know. 
Have you ever walked out of a movie at the theatre? No. Well wait, technically. We bought tickets to one movie, went in to that movie for a little bit, and then snuck in to see Jackass lol.
Do dogs like you? Sure.
Would you say that you project an air of authority? Ha, no.
Have you ever jumped off a high dive into a pool? Yes. Not a very high one, but definitely high.
Do you use one towel when you shower or two? (one for hair, one for body) Two.
Have you ever been to one of the great lakes? Yes, I live near Lake Michigan. I’ve also seen Erie, and I think Huron as well?
Who do you know that had a baby recently? Yeah.
Do you like Usher’s songs? Sure.
When was the last time you went to a waterpark? January 2020.
Have you ever ridden a train? Yes, several times. 
What do you eat your French fries with? Depends on the fry. Some don’t need anything.
Do you have family problems? No family is perfect.
What’s the last food you ate that was stale? Hm. I don’t recall.
How do you like your grilled cheese? Cheesy and dipped in tomato soup.
What is the most challenging meal you have ever cooked? I don’t recall. What was your favorite thing to do as a little kid? Ride my bike and swing and swim.
Have you ever been close to drowning? Nah.
Have you ever had a panic attack? Many times.
Do you like doing housework? Sometimes.
Would you ever get implants? If anything I’d get a reduction. 
Do you own a robe? No.
Do you have a little sister? What’s her name? Nope.
Do you like crust on pizza or do you cut it off? Depends on the pizza. 
What was the last song you listened to? Some song in a video Mark is watching. 
Have any of your family members been to jail? Yeah.
Is there anyone that you feel you still need some closure with? Whatever.
Can you remember when you first learned how to read? Yes, I was young. I would always ask what words were when my parents would read me stories and i was reading basic books by 4. 
What event in your life has transformed your personality the most? Probably my mom’s death.
Have you ever had any teeth pulled? Yes. Fun fact: I only grew three wisdom teeth. The other one just never showed up, lol.
Do you still want to be what you wanted to be in elementary school? I think I wanted to be a vet. I don’t think I could handle that now.
What’re some TV shows that you would like to get into? SO many. I am so bad at watching new stuff. 
How would you feel if you were drafted for the military? I’d move to Canada.
What is your favorite Queen song? Basic, but Bohemian Rhapsody. I also like Don’t Stop Me Now, Under Pressure, and Killer Queen.
Do you know how to use any foreign currency? I’ve never had to.
Been kissed by someone who you knew was “bad” for you? Yeah.
Ever taken an at-home pregnancy test? Yes.
When was the last time you were at a loss of what to do? Now.
What did you do on your favorite date with a guy/girl? Anytime Mark and I get sushi lol.
What’s a movie you have seen in the theater more than once? I saw Clerks 2 twice. And I think True Grit? Maybe some others I am forgetting. 
What is the reason you’re still alive? My husband and my nieces.
Have you ever had sex in someone else’s bed/bedroom? Nope. 
Do you ever brush your hair before you go to bed? Not usually. I have though.
Have you ever had a dream about sleeping with a celebrity? (You don’t have to give details.) Oh yes. 
Has anyone ever told you that they needed you? Do you think they meant it? Yes and yes.
How did you feel when you woke up today? What was the first thing you thought about? I was mad at myself because I slept later than I wanted.
Do you still tell your parents that you love them? Of course.
Have you ever said “I love you” to someone you weren’t going out with? Well yeah, it’s not something you just say in the romantic sense. I love my family and friends and tell them so.
Would you date someone with a physical disability? Yeah.
Think of the last person you had sex with. Do you think they’ve slept with anyone else since they last slept with you? They haven’t.
The last time you dyed your hair, what color did you dye it? Blue. That was in January 2020. I’m getting it dyed soon again. 
Think of the last time you went out to eat. Who paid? My dad.
Do you save at least 15 percent of your income? I should start.
Do you ever go on Reddit? If so, what are some of your favorite subreddits? I’ve Googled things that led me to Reddit, but I don’t go on there specifically.
Were you ever a flower girl or ring bearer in anyone’s wedding when you were little? Yes, a flower girl. My aunt let me pick out my own dress and I chose a long black velvet one and she was so sweet and I could tell she wasn’t thrilled but she wanted me to wear what I wanted so she let me wear it. I think I was about 9 or 10?
Are your parents in good health? My dad is. My mom, not so much, seeing as she’s deceased. Too dark? lol.
Have you ever been a caregiver to a sick/disabled relative? I took care of my mom for a little bit when she first got out of the hospital. 
Is there any type of medicine you can’t take? For what reason? I’m allergic to something called bactrim apparently? That is what I’ve been told my whole life.
Do you have a favorite pair of pajamas? What do they look like? I just wear tshirts and undies to bed. 
Do you have any interesting pillow cases? I had a She-Re one but I gave it to my niece a few years ago. It was technically my sister’s anyway lol.
If something on your body hurts, which part is it most likely to be? My back.
Are you more afraid of spiders or bees? Neither. Bees are more annoying when they buzz in your ear, but I’m not really afraid of them.
Have you ever worn fake nails? If so, what did the last pair you wore look like? Yeah.
Is Russian or Native American history more interesting to you? Native American.
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