Drunk! Jasper: *holding his darling and Lee and sobbing* I shouldn't have drank whiskey! I can't protect them!
It's more like
Jasper, crying while hugging You, Grey, and Lee "I only have t-two arms! I-I can't hug them all!"
Lee, unamused and un-phased, patting his head "It's ok, they have arms too, so they can hug you back. You're fine, Jas"
Jasper, amazed "Hoh my god...No wonder you're a doctor! You're so fuckin smart!"
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♕ “Mischief and Mayhem” ♕ Olivia Nott & Fred Weasley ♕ pt. 1 is now PUBLISHED ♕
The Quidditch World Cup was probably the last place on earth I wanted to be that day.
Personally, I thought the whole sport was stupid.
Even at Hogwarts, I had never gotten the appeal of watching reasonably intelligent people turn into a bunch of goons who acted like their very honour hinged on some idiots on broomsticks.
The whole school took this stupid game far too seriously, with the house teams being treated like modern day heroes going into battle, while everyone else spent game days looking like clowns dipped in their respective house colours.
My tolerance for sports exhausted itself in being part of the duelling club - a sport that actually provided me with skills that could prove useful in the future - but I had zero patience for being trapped in the stands for hours on end while trying to keep track of three different sets of balls being chased up and down the field.
It was loud, it was messy, but most of all it was boring.
And now I was forced into being bored to death on a professional level.
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