#my pitchas

[fagsex]

i do not like weezer but like Beverly Hills... that's where i want to be ..!

#emergency broadcast system #I WANNA LIVE A LIFE LIKE THAT I WANNA BE JUST LIKE A KING TAKE MY PITCHA BY THE POOL...CUZ IM THE NEXT BIG THING !

[hisui-dreamer]

Eyy so can I request for fem!reader headcanons that she has a familiar that is actually the Stitch himself? With first years' reaction (Lol imagine Stitch literately gonna throw hands with Ace during their first meeting and still hold grudges-)

cute and fluffy!

Characters: First Years (Ace, Deuce, Jack, Epel, Ortho, Sebek, Grim)

Synopsis: how the first years get along with your cute and fluffy dog familiar

Tags: mostly platonic but can be romantic (except ortho), stitch!, fluff, crack

Word count: 1.4k+

Notes: definitely should have wrote this back in the summer, buuut now we all get to think of nostalgic summer vibes hehe

Masterlist

bond: 5/10

you can't tell me these two don't argue(?) every moment they have

usually it's ace trying to play a prank on him, get revenge on him

but stitch is way too clever, and always manages to shift all the blame onto ace

ace can try all his might to convince us, but his acting skills are way too flashy to be realistic

just look at those big innocent eyes! how could you accuse him like that, ace!

all the while stitch is just on your shoulder, smirking at ace

though there are times when these two team up, particularly when they're trying to prank other people

riddle and deuce get pranked... a lot

usually it's stitch either playing cute, or messing around to create a distraction for ace

they're a powerful team these two T_T

"Hey prefect! Have a little faith in me, okay?!" Ace says, his eyes wide in disbelief. "It really wasn't me, it was Stitch!" he points towards Stitch, sitting comfortably on your shoulder. You shift your gaze to Stitch, and he tilts his head innocently.

Raising an eyebrow, you look back at Ace.

"Argh! You're getting tricked by him again!"

"Haka taba, ika patootie!" your familiar exclaims.

(How embarrassing, stupid head!)

bond: 7/10

these two get along pretty well!

stitch really admires deuce for trying his best, even if his efforts aren't always visible

it reminds him of himself, so he's always enthusaistic about helping deuce when he struggles!

though... deuce is pretty much fooled by stitch's cuteness most of the time, so he still gets pranked by stitch

only deuce usually doesn't realise stitch was the culprit, and even if he does, he just ends up laughing good-heartedly

they're like the sweet elder brother and the genius little brother omg

"Hm? Oh, hi Stitch," Deuce acknowledges quietly, his gaze fixed on the textbook, unfazed by Stitch's arrival on the adjacent seat. Stitch makes a questioning sound, and only then does Deuce turn to face him.

"Oh, I'm trying to figure this question here," he points to the page. "I just can't get my head around it... How did they get that answer...."

Stitch peers at the page for a moment, then reaches for Deuce's pen, swiftly scribbling away at a scrap piece of paper. Once he's done, he holds it up for Deuce to see.

"Wha-? Wait.. you solved it??" Deuce mumbles. His eyes scan over the page as a sudden realization dawning in his eyes. "So that's how you do it...! Thanks Stitch!" he says as he pulls Stitch in for a hug.

bond: 6/10

omg best workout buddies!!

yeah, he isn't really affected by stitch's cuteness

but his strength??? absolutely

these two love having competitions to see who can lift more weight

im sorry jack, it's stitch, you can't beat my six-armed alien dog familiar

but if anything, this just motivates jack to work on his muscles even more

positive loop i guess??

and stitch joins him sometimes! but he gets frustrated at the equipment easily

so make sure you stop him before he starts throwing things around

his dream is to see stitch and leona having an arm wrestle but we all know that's not happening soon T_T

sibling rivalry vibes fr

"Alright, you want me to move that bookshelf over there right? Where exactly do you-"

Before Jack can even finish his sentence, the bookshelf quickly moves to the other side of the room in a blur of blue, exactly where you wanted it.

"Pitcha! Stitch! Strong! Ahahahaha!" Stitch cackles, rolling on the floor with laughter.

(Done!)

You feel Jack tense up beside you. "Grrrr... Are you tryin' to show off??" he growls. He turned to you, determination evident in his eyes, "Prefect! What else would you like to move? Leave it to me!"

bond: 8/10

epel has a lot to learn from stitch!

anyone with a keen eye can tell stitch is really good at fooling other people with his cute appearance

and many times, he can use it to his advantage! mostly from you, lilia, and floyd who cannot resist the cute and fluffy

the poison apple is always observing stitch to see how he can use his features as his weapon

and stitch very glady teaches epel in alien talk but we've got body language, because epel always brings delicious apple snacks for him!

so you always find epel listening attentively while stitch does some dramatic recreation of a scenario

Perched on a cushion, Stitch begins to act out a scene, the crumbs of apple pie still lingering on his face.

"Uhh... some bad guy caught you in his arms?"

Stitch vigorously nods, then switches to a puppy dog face and executes a jump-kick in the air.

"You acted cute... and then you managed to kick him?"

Stitch nods again, transitioning between a sweet, innocent expression and a fierce, growling one.

"Ahhh... So you shifted between being cute to catch them off guard..." Epel hums thoughtfully. "That's really smart Stitch!"

Proud, Stitch beams, "Stitch! El kiyotay!"

(Good idea!)

bond: 7/10

in the same vein that ortho is a sweet kid who has a mischevious side, he gets along really well with stitch!

he loves how affectionate stitch can be with hugs, and also finds it funny how he can lose his temper very easily

he's also fascinated with the alien stuff, after all, stitch's existence proves there are extraterrestrial beings! he loves expanding on his database

the two of them also love building tiny gadgets out of whatever scraps they find, it's like a competition to see who can come up with a more useful gadget

not to mention, his big bro is dying to meet stitch! a cute alien dog who loves climbing onto other people's shoulders? sign him up!

but his social energy can't... so it's up to ortho to get more interactions with stitch!

"You're so cool Stitch!" Ortho laughs as he takes in the sandcastel Stitch built in seconds. "Idia would be so impressed..."

Stitch makes a inquisitive sound, prompting Ortho to explain, "Oh, Idia is my big brother! He'd absolutely be amazed by you, but he's too shy to make new friends," Ortho pouts.

Stitch tilts his head and asks, "Ohana?"

"Ohana?" Ortho repeats. "You've said that before... it means family right? Yeah, Idia is my Ohana."

"Goobaja! Meet! Ohana!" he exclaims.

(Let's go!)

"You want to meet my big bro?" Ortho asks. Seeing Stitch's enthusiasm, Ortho laughs again, "Hmm... alright then, let's go see him now!"

bond: 2/10

oh boy... these two should not be in the same room together

it all started when sebek was looking for malleus during one of malleus' late night ramshackle visits

and though malleus was endeared by how unstartled stitch was to just casually climb onto his shoulder, sebek certainly was not

"HOW DARE THE CREATURE CLIMB ONTO MY LIEGE'S SHOULDER!!!"

of course, first impressions really do matter, so whenever the two of them see each other...

they hiss at each other. both of them.

though sebek will behave if lilia or malleus are present, but the silence vanquishes almost immediately when they're gone

he will be impressed by stitch's physical strength and speed, just in a more condescending way as compared to jack

"Sebek. isn't it amazing how strong Stitch is? He lifted so many logs at once!" Lilia exclaims admiringly, while Stitch grins smugly.

"Yes., Lilia... It certainly is impressive..." Sebek mumbles, shifting his gaze to a glare directed at Stitch. "...for a creature of such moderate stature,"

Stitch, in turn, growls ferociously back at Sebek. "Meega, nala kweesta!"

"Oh dear..." Lilia sighs. "Young people these days are always so eager to get into fights,"

bond: 4/10

what do you mean his henchman has a familiar?! you're his henchman!!

ahem ahem jealousy

will argue about everything with stitch, and he could be completely wrong but still argues confidently

honestly, stitch finds grim amusing

it's kinda like a 'i don't need to prove myself to you' smug grin

fights about food! always.

stitch your favourite food isn't even tuna, stop bullying grim T_T

but stitch is still a sweetheart sometimes, and will be nice/help grim whenever he can

"Hench-man!" Grim exclaims as he jumps up and down. "Why does that guy get to sit on your shoulder? It's not fair~"

"Grim, didn't you complain when I carried you last time?" you ask.

Grim freezes for a moment. "Well... uh... That's different! I wanna see from high up too!"

Stitch laughs at his response, "Wahaha! Toga meega patookie!"

(Kiss my butt)

"Henchman~" Grim whines.

Sighing, you pick Grim up and have him sit on the other shoulder. Oh, the woes of having two 'familiars'.

Masterlist

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#twstnexus #twisted wonderland #disney twisted wonderland #ace trappola #twisted wonderland ace #deuce spade #twisted wonderland deuce #jack howl #twisted wonderland jack #epel felmier #twisted wonderland epel #ortho shroud #twisted wonderland ortho #sebek zigvolt #twisted wonderland sebek #twisted wonderland grim

[sparkedblaze]

Hi here's all my favorite things about Livesies as I watch it

92sies

This is fsfs gonna be part 1 of 2 or 3

T/W violence, cursing, ets

The Overture. It plays all these semi-familiar tunes from 92sies with a little funky freshness to it and I love it sm

THE FUCKING PROJECTIONS AHAHHHHH

CRUTCHIE BEING THE ONLY OTHER NEWSIE (BESIDES ALBERT) WITH A BACKWARDS HAT

"I ain't been walkin' so good" 🥺👉🏻👈🏻

"Doyawannabustyaothalegtoo?!" "Uh.. no I wanna go down."

"Ya seein' stars alright."

Their accents and over acting are amazing

A big life in a small town SUCKS Jackson Kelly

Heh heh

*waves hand in front of Crutchie's eyes*

CRUTCHIE ACTUALLY CLOSING HIS EYES AND HIS LIL SMILE WHILE HE'S IMAGINING SANTA FE

DID I MENTION THE PROJECTIONS

yA RIDe it inStyLE FEACHA ME RIDIN IN STILE

"WORK THE LAND CHASE THE SUN SWIM THE W H O L E R I O G R A N D E JUST FOR FUUUUN"

"WATCH ME STAND😄 Watch me run 😀 🙁"

"hey HEY"

THE IDEA THAT THE PROLOGUE IS ACTUALLY A PROLOGUE I THINK IT'S @raggedy-albert 'S HC

RACETRACK MOTHERFUCKING HIGGINS

ALBERT FUCKING DASILVA

"A leg of lamb 🥰"

R A L B E R T

FINCH

BEN COOK SKY FLAHERTY IAIN YOUNG JOSH BURRAGE

MUSH'S HOP LOOKING FOR HIS HAT

MIKE AND IKE TRADING HATS

CRUTCHIE SHINING HIS CRUTCH

BUTTONS' HAND MOVEMENT ON 'FISHES'

JACK NUDGING SMALLS ON 'FISHES'

IAIN YOUNG'S LIL RAT BOY FACE

'Step aside Romeo nothin more concerns u here'

Poisonally

Kath's sass

Darcy pretending he's straight

"I'M CRUSHED"

"Gonna rain?" "Uuuuhhhhhh..... No rain oh-ho partlycloudyclearbyevenin"

"BLIND" "AND MUTE" "AND DEAD"

Jack taking Finch's slingshot

Flip

Tommy's lil hops

"I LIKES LIVIN CHANCEY"

ELMER AND BUTTONS TAKING OFF THEIR HATS WHEN THE NUNS SHOW UP

"I dunno Sister, but it's bound to rain soon'a o' lat'a!"😃

BEN COOK

ANTHONY ZAS

NICK MASSON

JOSH BURRAGE

SKY FLAHERTY

IAIN YOUNG

CHAZ WOLCOTT

AND ALL THE OTHERS WHO I DON'T REMEMBER THE NAMES OF THE ACTORS

Everyone hopping to give their cups back

"I DO TOOOOO SO IT MUST ME TRUUUUUE WHAT A SWITCH, SOON WE'LL ALL BE RICH DON'T KNOW A BETTER WAY TO MAKE A NEWSIES DAYYY"

Their entire lil dancey dance right here

Elmer offended at being whacked with hat

"GOTAFEELINBOUTAHEADLINEISMELLSMEAHEADLINEPAPESAREGONNASELLLIKEWEWASGIVINEMAWAYBETCHADINNERITSADOOZYBOUTAPISTOLPACKINFLOOZYDONTKNOWANYBETTERWAYTOMAKEANEWSIESDAYIWASSTAKINOUTTHECIRCUSANDTHENSOMEONESAIDTHATCONEYSREALLYHOTBUTWHENIGOTTHERETHEREWASSPOTWITHALLHISCRONIESYOIMGONNATAKEWHATLITTLEDOUGHIGOTANDPLAYTHEPONIESWEATLEASTDESERVESAHEADLINEFORTHEHOURSTHATTHEYWORKUSJEEZIBETIFIJUSTSTAYEDALITTLELONGERATTHECIRCUS"

Finch finger guns

Jack taking Finch's hat

Smalls diving under Finch's leg

Finch's face right before they say 'yeah!'

Whatever Al's face is doing ever

*disappointment*

Romeo waving like the little bean he is

"WATCH IT"

"It's honest woik"

"AINCHA FADDA ONE O THA STRIKAS"

Albert and Racer

Ralbert

Whack whack

The Delanceys running into each other

Morris hopping from steps

Everyone getting their bags

ALBERT PUT YOUR FUCKING HAT ON

Big smiles everyone, we just finished the first big number Race: :O

Davey trying to slow Les

"I'll call ya sweetheart if you spot me 50 papes"

"I'M NEW TOO"

Albert, to Jojo: Yo check this shit out. Watch what I'm about to do to this bitch "YOU HAVE A VERRRRY INTERESTING FACE. EVER THOUGHT ABOUT GETTIN' INTO MOVIN' PITCHAS?!"

"BUY A TICKET THEY LET ANYONE IN"

*Does not pay*

Everyone's face when they laugh at Jack making fun of Oscar

"The faymus Jack Kelly"

Ben Cook's dumbass socks

Jack's "holy fuck he can do math" face

Specs laughing at Jack's reaction to Les knowing math

"That's disgusting"

W i b b l e

Specs never using stairs properly

Albert riding in on Pulitzer's desk

FOOTBALL? *whack* VIOLENT? *whack*

"Guess what? He got elected." *runs*

Nunzio.

My roommate and I accidentally mashing cut and slit like twice and so now we say slut instead of either

"-like an army that's marching to war." I mean... He wasn't wrong

Has anyone noticed how similar Hannah and Kath look?

BIG STEP BIG STEP BIG STEP

"buy a pape from a poor orphan boy" *cough cough*

"BORN TO THE BREED"

"THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN SCHOOL" "This kid"

Racetrack hawkin in the background and bolting when Snyder comes

"Doesn't everyone?"

ALL THE CONTINUITY ERRORS IN MEDDA'S THEATER. THE BOYS GOING FROM NEWSIES TO FAKE MUSTACHE MEN AND BACK

LOVEY DOVEY BABY PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND

Jack saying pocket with the same intensity that Draco Malfoy says Potter

MEDDA FUCKING LARKIN

"The only thing I own is the mortgage"

"ARE YOU BLIND SHE GOT NO CLOTHES ON"

The look Jack and Davey share when Medda says she knows the governor

"YOU PICTURED THAT?!"

"Take it easy, it's a bunch of trees."

"Jeez! I never knew no one with a aptitude!"

"I AM?! HOW 'M I DOIN'?!"

'I'm better than you' the song

Jack's lil figure 8 dance with just his head

"And prayers from the Pope"

Devin Lewis as Jack for like two scenes.

"AND. MY. BANK."

Watching Jack recognize Katherine

"Why don't you go find out?" 👀

"You want I should lock the door"

"Doin what?"

It's hard to like a whole lot about the scenes where they're flirting bc Kath is so outwardly uncomfy with it

And also they're both simps for Jacobses

*two finger point*

"sOrry mIss mEddA"

Jack's hesitation before he starts singing

"Girls are nice, once or twice, til I find someone new" You bisexual pining bitch

Does anyone know who does the actual sketch?

T H E P R O J E C T I O N

"-and you lie like a rug!"

"What are you doing?!"

"Hey-hey quiet down there's a show goin' on!"

"Shhhhhhhhh"

"Everr"

HAT TIP AND SMIRK AS JACK IS CLIMBING DOWN

MIKE AND IKE GIVING OFF THE MAJOREST SIBLING EVERGY

"Sirens is like lullabies to me."

DELANCEY DEVASTATION AT "they've got a mother" THEY'RE SO TRASH AND HURT I LOVE THEM

"He traded her for a box o' cigars!" "HEY THEY WAS CORONAS"

"Ain't we the hoi polloi!"

"Ask me after they put up the headline"

"Is that news?" "ITISTOME"

Romeo. R O M E O

"I ain't payin' no sixty."

DEUS SPECS MACHINA

BAMBAM "C'mere fellas"

Henry's pose as he says "AIN'T WE GOT NO RIGHTS?!"

IK THAT EVERYONE SAYS TOMMY LOOKS DOWN BC HE'S CONFUSED WHEN JACK SAYS 'WOULD YOU KEEP YOUR SHIRT ON' BC HE'S WEARING A SHIRT YADDA YADDA BUT HE'S NOT THAT'S HIS UNDERSHIRT. SO HE'S CONFUSED BC HIS SHIRT IS ALREADY OFF. BACK IN THOSE TIMES BEING IN JUST YOUR UNDERSHIRT, YOU MAY AS WELL HAVE NO SHIRT. THX FOR COMING TO MY TED TALK

LES SHOVING PEOPLE

Crutchie desperately trying to hop to keep up

Jojo and Elmer.

"Hey Jack you still thinkin?" "Sure he is. Can't ya smell smoke?"

(I'm out of character limits so this is part 1)

#my favorite things about newsies #my favorite livesies things #newsies #livesies

[the-woild-is-y-erster]

What's wrong Eel do you not like my lovely cheerful Spot Conlon headcanons that are so happy and joyful? /j/lh/npa

He's such a happy character (i am inflicting soul crushing trauma onto him) - Jack

jackie i

GAAAAH

i rotate spot in my head by the daily so i have a lot of thoughts abt him and you made em go on paper and i RAAAH

but please why did it take like three or four newsies to hold him back in The Scene????? like he lunged and i think both blink n mush and skittery AND racer had to keep him back

and also in the beginning of KONY when theyre lookin at the paper and spot like 'wheres me pitcha wheres me pitcha' and javk just swats him away?????? thats the most powerful newsie in nyc and he just lets jack swat him like a fly???? brother behavior me thinks

#eel gets asks! #jackie asks! #dude spot is just so #theres so much potential #for angst

[sl-newsie]

Chapter Ten: Just A Fairytale  (Spot Colon x Female Newsie)

Afta I dry my tears, I begin to walk back. By now it’s sunset- my favorite. It’s a gorgeous pink melt’n into orange. I’s just about there when I hear behind me:

“Um, Becca?”

I turn and see Les, almost cower’n behind a lamppost. His face is so sweet!

“Hey! Hey, Les. What’s wrong? Are ya ok?” I kneel down.

He nods. “Um… would you mind walking me home?” he asks in a small voice. “David’s still with the others, and they’re all still drinking at Tibby’s.”

I sigh. Well, that’ll be fun to come home to.

“No problem, Les! Ya don’t need ta be so skittish- I don’t bite!” I tickle his sides, mak’n him squeal. “Just show me where ya live.”

I take his hand and let him lead me through tha streets. A few bums check us out, but I give them a threat’n glare and they buzz off. We soon get to a brick apartment building, and there’s a goil stand’n at tha door with her arms crossed.

“Les! Where have you been?! Do you know what time it is?” She asks scold’nly.

“Sorry Sarah. I-” Les starts.

“Where’s David?” she asks worriedly.

Sarah? Sarah! So this is tha goil who’s stolen Jack’s heart! Not bad by tha look of her, and she’s certainly responsible. But I’s still suspicious...

“Don’t worry, miss. He’ll be back soon. I’ll make sure of it,” I say assurin'ly.

She narrows her eyes. “Les, why are you with this boy?”

My eyes go wide, then I get it. “Oh! I’m sorry! It’s tha cap, ain’t it?” I take it off and let my hair down, earn’n a surprised look from ‘Sarah.’

“Oh! I’m sorry. I didn’t know-”

“No worries. Happens all tha time.”

“And who are you?”

I smirk. “I’s tha one who determines whedda or not you’s eva see’s Jack again.”

Her smile drops to a concerned look. “Excuse me?”

“I’s Jack’s sista.”

Sarah's smile returns. “Oh! You must be Becca! Jack’s told me all about you! David’s mentioned you before as well!”

“Oh he did, did he? Well then you know I ain't one ta mess around with. If I’s eva hear you’s done someth’n to Jack…” I trail off threat’nly and hold up a fist.

Sarah shakes her head. “Oh no, Becca. I would never do anything to hurt him. He’s so sweet and kind, and-”

I gag. “Alright, alright! I get tha pitcha! But I’s still keep’n my woid, ok?”

She nods.

“Good. But I gotta tell ya, it’d be good ta have a sista. Liv’n only with boys can get on yer nerves a lot!” I roll my eyes.

Sarah looks relieved. “Thank you for your approval! I- I hadn’t thought about marriage yet, but I’m very honored that you’d want me as a sister. Maybe if Jack feels the same-”

“Oh, he does!” I say assurin’ly. “You’s all he eva talks about! Believe me, he’d be stupid not to ask ya!”

“Oh, well… oh my. I’ve always wanted to find true love. Just like something out of a fairy tale! What about you, Becca?”

“What?”

“Do you have a special guy?”

I snort, try’n to wave my true feel’ns away. “No! Luv’s for suckas, ‘sides I ain’t eva been kissed!”

Sarah frowns. “Don’t you want to?”

“Well, I… Yeah, I guess I do. That’s my wish, even if it is stupid.” I confess, hop’n she doesn’t think it’s childish.

“That’s not stupid, Becca. Trust me, you’ll find out one day.”

“Yeah… Well, it’s late, and Les here’s tired as it is. I’s bedda be go’n.” I turn ta leave. “And don’t worry! I’ll have David back here within ten minutes!” I call back.

“Goodnight, Becca!”

“Thanks for walk’n me home!”

I smile. Such a happy family. It’s no wonder Jack luvs her so much...

When I get back, finally, I immediately notice all the boys are kinda drunk. All except David, who was smart enough ta stay sober. When he sees me, he rushes up.

“Becca! Where’s Les?! I can’t find him! Is he-?”

I grip his shouldas. “Relax, relax! Don’t worry, I took him home, he’s ok! Sarah made sure of it!” 

David closes his eyes and sighs in relief. “Thank you. Thank you!” He gives me a tight hug, then realises what he’s do’n and lets go awkwardly. “Um, sorry.”

I frown. “‘Bout what? Giv’n a hug? What’s wrong with that?”

“Nothing, it’s just… you’re a girl and-”

“Just ‘cause I’s a goil don’t mean all tha modest niceties appeal to me. See me as a friend, not a vase, David!” I stifle a laugh. “I’s ain’t gonna break!”

This lightens him up a bit. 

“Um… ok. I gotta say, you seem more street smart than one might think.”

I smile. ‘Don’t forget I’s book smart too.”

David looks surprised. “Really? How?”

“I-” I hesitate, then decid how much I wanna spill. “I was in school ‘til I was 12, then I dropped out ta sell papes.”

“Sounds familiar. I started selling because my father can’t find work.”

“That’s a shame. I hope things get bedda for ya.”

“Thanks-”

Suddenly, we both hear a crash upstairs. David looks at me apologetically.

“I’m sorry, but the rest of the guys are-”

“Drunk so hard they’s nearly passed out?”

“Almost. I’m sorry, I couldn’t get them to stop drinking.”

“Forgetaboutit. They’s woulda drank even if you weren’t there. I’m just glad they’s all back here safe and sound!”

“It wasn’t easy,” David admits.

Now I give him a hug, which at foist he tenses up at but then relaxes. 

“Thank you. I really appreciate it, and I’m sure they’s all will to in tha morn’n. You’ve done plenty, and I’s told Sarah that you’d be back soon. So take off!” I turn him around and gently shove him towards tha door.

“You’re sure you’ll be alright with them?”

“Yeah, I’s done this routine before.”

“Goodnight, Becca.”

“G’night!”

I wave goodbye and then head upstairs.

“Hey Becs!”

“Hey Beccy!”

I smile at tha younga boys. “Hiya kids. How’s Skippy do’n?”

“Bedda. He says ya jumped ova him while he was sleep’n!” Kenny says.

“How’d he know that if he’s was sleep’n?” I ask. All I get is mischievous giggles. “It’s late- you’s should all be sleep’n! Get ta bed!” I usher them off and then head up tha my bunkroom, where it’s so noisy I’m surprised Kloppman hasn’t thrown a fit!

I open tha door ta find all tha newsies laugh’n and hang’n onta tha bunks.

“Hey guys, it’s Beccy!” Mush unevenly announces.

“Hiya Beccy!” Tha oddas shout in faltered unison.

“Alright, boys. Enough’s enough! Go ta bed! You’s be thank’n me in tha mourn’n when you’s all got hangovas!” I proceed ta shove them all towards a bunk. Some of ‘em fall right ta sleep, but oddas prove ta be a bit more resistant.

“Aw, c’mon Becs! Just have a little fun-” Race throws a pillow at me, which I catch and use to pin him onta a bunk.

“My ‘fun’ is gonna be try’n ta sleep with all of you’s snor’n tanight!”

I finally get Blink and Jack down. All that’s left is Snipeshooter, Skittery, and Mush.

“Get to bed!” I bark again, but Race and Snipeshooter lean in close while Skittery puts my arm around his shoulda and says in a disturb’n way: “Make us.”

Uh, what?! Are they’s seriously that delusional? They’s try’n ta hit on me? That ain’t happen’n!

“Fine, I will.” I say sternly. I yank my arm out and shove all three boys away, mak’n ‘em stubble fer balance. I then take my pillow off my bunk and press it ova Skittery’s face. He’s out in seconds. I do tha same ta Snipeshooter, and before I do it to Mush he mumbles: “Becca, I’ve always luved you.”

I can’t say I ain’t flattered, but I gave up on dat’n any of tha fellas years ago. When Jack began ta make tha ‘no luv’ thing clear, I just thought of all them as broddas.

Now comes tha hard part- putt’n ‘em ta bed! I try sling’n Skittery ova my shoulda, but my back screams ‘no!’, so I end up dragg’n them all one at a time ta shove ‘em inta their bunks. When I finish my work, I collapse onta my own bed- but not before swip’n anodda pillow on accounts of mine be’n soaked with drool!

When I lay down, my thoughts of Mush’s confession are interrupted by what Sarah said.

“I’ve always wanted to find true love. Just like something out of a fairy tale!”

Well, fairy tales are nice for kids, but eventually reality kicks in. I’ll neva be able ta find a guy, and my true luv’s neva gonna luv me back. Spot ain’t tha type. As fer kiss’n, it just seems… weird.

“Don’t you want to?” She had asked.

I do, I really do. But what’s tha point of wish’n for someth’n that’ll neva come true?

#Newsies #newsies broadway #newsies musical #newsies 1992 #sarah jacobs #Jack Kelly #Les Jacobs #david jacobs #racetrack higgins #mush meyers #kid blink #boots newsies #skittery newsies #crutchie morris

[100yearoldcomics]

May 8, 1922 Krazy Kat by George Herriman

[ID: Krazy stands around outside, weeping into a large handkerchief. Ignatz walks up, curious. /end] Krazy: Ah-h-woooooo, ah-h-woooooo... Ignatz: ?

[ID: Krazy shoves two tissues up to his eyes to stem the tears. Ignatz looks up at him, concerned. /end] Krazy: Oh, that poor poor "pitcha." Ignatz: What's the matter with that "poor pitcher?"

[ID: Krazy falls over, leaning on the side of the panel, still weeping. Ignatz reacts with shock, his hand on his forehead. /end] Krazy: His kirreer is ended. His usefilniss is done. Hoo wooooooo. Ignatz: Poor fellow, I guess he'll never go to a baseball game again, eh?

[ID: Krazy weeps into a long hallway rug. /end] Krazy: He never went to no baseball game, "Ignatz." Ignatz: Jeewiz!! Where else would a pitcher go to, fool?

[ID: Krazy stands by a well, showing Ignatz the shattered remnants of a ceramic pitcher. /end] Krazy: To the well, dahlink.

[ID: Krazy walks off sadly as Ignatz ZEEPs a brick at his head. /end] Krazy: And he went once too oftin. Ignatz: My only regret is that this brick can't go to your "bean" once too often.

#newspaper comics #vintage #history #1922 #krazy kat #transcript available #1920s #the poor poor pitcher

[doublepipp]

⸝⸝⸝ INTRO ⸝⸝⸝

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◡̈⃝︎⋆︎* NAME :

My name is Pitcha! You can also call me with these nicknames like Pipp/Cann/Marion, but I prefer Pipp the most!

◡̈⃝︎⋆︎* I’m a minor! [ around 13-16 guess lol]

◡̈⃝︎⋆︎* PRONOUNS :

Any pronouns

◡̈⃝︎⋆︎* FANDOMS :

Multifandom [ mainly Spooky Month, EEnE, IdentityV, FNF, FNAF, Lego Monkiekid, Popee the performer, TF2, Parrapa the rapper etc.]

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̈⃝︎⋆︎* I’m a artist & trainee animator!

◡̈⃝︎⋆︎* I usually draw my OCs, sometimes FA & random irl stuff

◡̈⃝︎⋆︎* I’m a crackshipper, rarepair shipper

◡̈⃝︎⋆︎* I’m not really good at talking to strangers but I’ll try😭

◡̈⃝︎⋆︎* I don’t usually active here so if you want to see more of my artworks you can find me here! :

Twitter : pipp_3316

Facebook : Pipp Pipp [mostly thai content/jokes here]

Insta : doublepipp

Tiktok : pipp_3316 [also mostly thai content here]

◡̈⃝︎⋆︎* I’m not really fluent in English, I’m Thai! I use translator sometimes, so sorry if I accidentally misunderstood or say anything wrong.

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#Spotify

[lillamolntuss]

peeg. it will come back to you. i like ya pitcha. i keep it with my letter. peeg

[copperhead-assorted-crafts]

But I wasn’t scared of a cat.

The critical difference was that this thing wasn’t a cat. How had nobody else seen it do it's little magic tricks?

"Are ya 'llergic?" The fishmonger asked. 

I shook my head. "I saw it eat a bird," I confessed. 

"Aw, shucks, I wish he wouldn't. I thought I was giving him enough to keep him off the poor birds," the gutter tutted. 

"Guess you'd have to bring him inside to keep him away," the fishmonger chuckled. 

"No!" I blurted. 

They both stared. 

"Well- he's got a Pitcha page, and you know… people would miss him…" I fumbled. The only thing worse than this thing roaming the streets was having it trapped inside and waiting to eat these lovely, generous people who were otherwise taking care around it. 

"S'pose so. More fish, then, ay?" She said. Her brow hadn't quite smoothed out. 

"Yeah, maybe a bell collar?" The gutter said. 

"Yes! Yes, a bell collar. So he can't sneak up on the birds," I agreed. 

"Yeah. The birds," she nodded slowly. 

#short story #stories where nothing happens #a cat that isn't a cat #4.

[pastriesandsundries]

That poll is missing an option for “Yes, absolutely! Even if you don’t show them to anybody”

I am 100% not the target audience and think you should just for you.

Shades, are you a camera hacker? Are you going to hack my camera and steal my nakie pitchas. It's not even blue red or green toothed, but I still don't trust you. It's going into a lead lined safe. You can't fool me.

#oh no for sure hundo p itd mainly be for developing the skill of setting up sultry situations and outfits and etc

[asianhappinesss]

Roy Leh Marnya (2020)

Summary

itcha is confident, modern, and outgoing CEO. Unfortunately, her playboy husband does not share her integrity. For a long time, she hoped he would become a good and loyal husband. But when she realized that he was unlikely to ever change, she pursues a divorce. This decision leads Pitcha to Ramin, a lawyer, and her childhood friend. While Ramin is helping Pitcha get a divorce, he falls in love with her. With Pitcha’s failed marriage, she is scared to even consider another love in her life. And Ramin has his own struggles from past relationships. So what will happen to Ramin and Pitcha when fear and uncertainty undermine desire?

Review

First of all, I’m using my favorite picture of the drama because this is the best moment for me from the drama..Besides, this is the drama that I’m waiting for. As the biggest fan for Pope and Bella after Buppe San Nivas (Love Destiny), I must watch this as appreciation for their best chemistry from Buppe San Nivas. Finally… 1.Pope-Bella Couple…This is the main factor that I choose this drama.By the way, they really didn’t disappointed me. Their chemi is superb. I can feel Pope’s honey eyes and their interaction feel really to me. Hahahaha..this drama erase my Jirayu-Bella couple that I always adore of. Now, this couple will be my first couple bias in Thai Drama. In addition, after 17 episodes immersed with Pope Thanawat, I decided that he will be the No 1 Thai actor in my heart. He is a babe for me while Bella will be in tier with my beloved actress. I will wait for this couple to reunite again in any genre of drama. 2. Blink-blink girls..another attraction in this drama. Young, beautiful and sexy should be tag on this group. I love all the girls in this group. Nia, Nipha, Bell, Mint, Aim and uncultured Nim. Each of them have their own charms and I love how they support each others and stay loyal to their friends. This is amazing. Luckily, I also have this group in my real life..We call ourselves the Fabulous Group. Thank to God for this amazing friend around me. 3.Family always be Number 1…After you watch this 17 episodes, you will understand the importance of good family. Good family will bring bless while the unbroken family will bring hell. I love how the writer create good characteristics for each families. Also, family will always be there when the harsh time. 4.Betrayal and cheating..I’m not from Thailand but this topic always popped out from Thai Dramas. This is really frustrating. The sons and daughters from that relationship is pity enough from my eyes. Anyway, there are many person suffers from this issues. man. As a woman, I really empathize all the woman that got betray by their husband. Their patience is magnanimous. This is the seed for all the problems in this drama. 5. When it is late, you are really late..This is for Max and to all stupid husbands. Every woman has their own limit for your stupidity. When you are late, that’s means you are really late. In the nutshell, please don’t take for granted for woman’s kindness. 6.Tasty and shiny oranges….This is a new knowledge about Thailand that I can found from this drama. The orchards are big and the oranges are everywhere. It feels like the oranges and the orchard are PPL in this drama. However, the scenery at the orchards are beautiful + how come all the oranges look shiny and pretty in the screen. Nevertheless, I think all actors in this drama already consumed Vitamin C ,enough for 10 years. Hahahahahah………. This is no second lead syndrome for me because I already fell for Pope. I love Pope Thanawat as celebrity and I also love Ramin in this drama. But I have girl crush in this drama..Our Bell. I love Her in this drama. She is beautiful, straightforward, loyal, kind and etc. I like the character and the actress who played this Bell. I’m looking forward for Jacqueline Muench’s acting. ABOUT THE DRAMA As the fan of Pope+ Bella couple + my eagerness + excitedness to watch this drama, I with full of bias + unfair review will give this drama 10.5/10. This drama got 0.5+ because the amazing + superb + bias + love from me to Pope and Bella.This couple didn’t disappoint me with their amazing chemistry and acting…It really feels good when my bias or my favorite actors satisfy my expectation. That is the main reason why I become their fan and stand by their side. This drama is really good. It is not typical lakorn but still have the lakorn vibe. I love the fashion, I love cars used, I loved the buildings + interior design, I love the scenery and I love everything JUST hate that this drama did not achieve good rating in Thailand. I wish for 10.0% but this drama got average 5.8%. Luckily, I found this good drama. 1.Awesome acting...everyone really did good

job especially Max. Their act is first class. As the result, I had many emotions along this 17 episodes. Their act really relive this drama. Good job to everyone. 2. Mint-Her mother combo– I love this combo besides the Blink blink girls. Their are many good things in this drama that I can learn and improve myself. However, this relationship between this daughter-mother is fantasy like where they can pinned point the wrong yet respect each others. 3.OST…Love all the OSTs. In the end, this drama is good. I love this drama and apparently I will re watch this drama sooner.

#thai lakorn

[sassafraslowrey]

no wonder i thought this was a busy week... Weekly Writing Update

1. Updated a pitch in a online system to give a publication longer with it2. Checked in wiht an edithor3. Connected with a source for an article4. Had a pitch rejected5. Sold a story 6. Outreached leeds for where to pitcha personal essay7. Pitched an essay based on those suggestions to a new to mee editor8. Reorded reading William To The Rescue to upload online9. Outreached source for an article10. Pitched a story that got rejected by one publication11. Pitched a story12. Recorded and posted a video for my patrons13. Reviwed beta reader feedback on my novel14. Got more feedback on an essay15. Connected with more sources16. Eeeemmmmaaaaiiill 17. Caught up on emails18. Requested a site update my bio19. Got asked to blurb a book that is releasing this summer20. Had a pitch declined21. Outlined an article22. Got a maybe follow up next week on a pitch23. Found out one of my editors is moving on from a publication 24. Organized 4 articles that I’m working on for a local magazine25. Pitched a story26. Connected with an editor 27. Edited an article based on feedback from an editor28. Finished giving reader feedback to one of my writing clients 29. Pitched an article to a new to me editor30. Resent a pitch that bounced31. Followed up on payment from an editor32. Got updated royalty information for one of my books33. Had an editor offer me an assignement 34. Sent a pitch35. Got a pitch accepted right away36. Got (hopefully) final feedback from an editor on an article37. Got hired to write two feature stories for a print magazine’s upcoming issue38. Got approached about some regular content writing work39. Invoicing for some articles 40. Had an article run on Dogster about training dogs amidst COVID-1941. Reviewing trick dog titles 42. Recorded a video for my patrons43. Negotiation for some new work44. Soft pitched an idea for the future to an editor moving to a new magazine45. Reached out to sources for an article46. Source outreach to national experts for an article47. More sourcing for an article48. Negotiated for some new regular writing work49. Got hired to start writing regular content for a magazine50. More sourece outreach 51. Printed out beta reader feedback for a manuscript in progress52. Shared some behind the scenes work with my Patrons53. Drafted an article54. REcorded a video for my patrons55. Finished approving edits on an essay56. Drafted an article57. Connecting with sources for an article58. Scheduling interviews with experts for articles59. Reviewing trick titles 60. Finished drafting an article61. Edited an article62. Sent an article to an editor early because it was time sensitive63. Pitched a story64. Followed up with an editor about if/when a story is moving forward65. Posted a video for my Patrons66. Source too busy with the pandemic to support with an article 67. Had a pitch accepted68. Edited an article69. Connected with an editor around SEO focused writing70. Edited an article71. Filed an article with one of my editors72. Outlined an article73. Got a video request/suggestion from my Patrons74. Sent an editor 5 story ideas for next week as part of some new work I’m going to be doing75. Read a book76. Followed up with sources77. Organized research and sources for a couple of articles due next week 78. Followed up with a publication on a past due payment79. Coordinating articles with an editor80. Had a feature story switched to a web story 81. Small website update82. Pitched a story83. Drafted an article84. Sent updated W9 to a publication 85. Outlined an article86. Discussed booking to teach an online seminar class87. Had an article I wrote for GO Magazine go Live88. Did an interview with a source for an article89. Negotiating story placement with an editor90. Connected with a PR firm for a source91. Invoicing 92. Expert sourcing for articles 93. Made a video for my patrons94. Edited an article95. NEW YORK TIMES STORY!96. Read a second book97. Kept up with my daily doodles & fauxbonichi challenges98. Read a third book 99. Recorded a video for my patrons100. Edited an article

#writing #writing community #am writing #on writing #writing life

[ellewritesfiction]

Wouldn’t it be Nice (5 times Tony mentions kids + 1 time Bruce does) for @sciencebrosweek

Day Six: Record

Tony bought the swing set. It was one of those nice wooden ones with a climbing wall and a ladder that lead into a tower fortress with a slide and two swings attached. They didn’t much discuss it outside of Tony saying something about now that Pep was pregnant again he wanted somewhere for the kids to play, and Bruce didn’t argue. They had stopped arguing. They had stopped talking about it completely. Tony had given up trying to push and Bruce was thankful. Not because he was getting off the hook. In fact, it was just the opposite – he thought about it all the time.

They were laying on the big rope hammock together as Rhodey helped Ari into the swing. She was so excited to see the playset in their yard she screamed with all her two year old might and ran as fast as her chubby little legs would carry her across the grass, Bailey carefully running alongside her, unsure why she was so excited but ready to play.

Pep was relaxing in one of those Adirondack chairs Tony found at HomeGoods and just had to have, watching her husband and daughter with a smile on her face and a hand on her steadily growing stomach. Tony had been surprisingly pissed at first, muttering something about honeybear not being able to keep his sticky paws off her. But Bruce laughed and reminded him they’d wanted to have their kids close together and there was only one way for that to happen. He still grumbled about it for a few days, but when they started discussing names and plans for the new nursery Tony came around. Despite being ‘way over’ Pepper, he still had a protective streak towards her and viewed her as more delicate than she really was.

But then Bruce felt he couldn’t be too mad about that. Tony viewed him as much more kind than he really was.

Bailey propped her paws on the hammock, rocking it accidentally as she dropped her tennis ball by Tony’s hip, tongue lolling out excitedly and he chuckled as he picked it up and threw it across the lawn. She darted after it, jumping Pepper’s feet on her mad dash to retrieve it as Pepper laughed and Tony called out an apology.

Bruce turned and watched his husband, the dappled sunlight of the big oak tree casting across his handsome face. The slow ease of age making its way into the edges of his eyes but it only made him look even more regal. He laughed as Bailey returned, panting and dropping the ball again, nosing at his hand. Tony ran his fingers across her muzzle affectionately before picking the ball up and standing.

“Our girl needs my attention,” he teased with an easy smile towards Bruce as he threw the ball again, joining Pepper in the other chair as Bailey went after it.

A year ago Bruce would’ve felt that sentence was loaded, but now? Now he felt like Tony had really eased into the idea that he wouldn’t be a father, not any time soon, and he was okay with it. Bruce really felt their relationship was Tony’s priority now, more than their future. And it was weird. It was good weird but... He had started thinking about the future, now.

“Pitcha 'a me! Pitcha 'a me!” Ari demanded and Tony laughed, pulling out his phone.

“How about a video, baby?” he asked and she nodded as he hit record and she threw her arms up and made a big, exaggerated cheesy smile, scrunching up her freckled face, and Pepper and Tony both laughed.

“She obviously takes after you,” Pepper teased and Tony chuckled.

Bruce couldn’t help but smile as he watched them from the hammock as Ari squealed while Rhodey pushed her. Bailey had given up getting Tony’s attention with his phone out and came to him, dropping the ball on the hammock expectantly.

“I know,” he teased. “It’ll be an adjustment for all of us.”

Bruce threw the ball for her and got out of the hammock to get a blanket to lay out for an impromptu picnic tea party, thinking Ari would enjoy that.

He gathered up some sugar cookies and filled one of this teapots with lemonade and set it on a tray with a few cups, snagging a blanket on the way out and carrying it all out carefully.

“Can you help me, hun?” he asked, Tony having set down his phone by this point as Ari had moved to exploring the climbing wall in the back.

“Oh!” Tony stood and grabbed the tray from him as Bruce laid out the blanket, clearing it of wrinkles the best he could. “This is a great idea, babe.”

Bruce smiled as Tony leaned in and gave him a quick kiss on the cheek, smiling back at him warmly and it felt so good, it felt so natural between them right now. They had talked about so much that had really, truly terrified him as they took apart his fears of parenthood that they had struggled for a while. But now? Despite the fact that Bruce had never agreed to have kids, it was good again. Tony wasn’t mad or bitter. He didn’t hold it against him or make him feel guilty. He was just...

God, Bruce loved him so much.

“Uncle Bruce brought you some tea Ari!” Tony called and after a moment she peeked around the play structure with a wide, curious smile, noting the blanket and the teapot and coming over, clapping her hands.

“You wanna make me some tea?” Bruce asked as he sat and she joined him, beaming.

“Tea!” she agreed, grabbing the teapot eagerly and Bruce laughed, gently steadying it.

“We’ll be careful, okay?”

She nodded, her little tongue in the corner of her mouth as she focused on pouring tea. Rhodey took over Tony’s chair for a moment with his wife as Tony joined his husband and his niece on the blanket, grinning at both of them.

“I bet this is going to be the best tea in the whole world,” Tony enthused and Ari nodded quite seriously, not even looking over at him as she poured. “It was made in Uncle Bruce’s favorite teapot, so I’m already impressed.”

Tony looked over at him pointedly and Bruce just shrugged a little. Yeah it gave him some anxiety to watch her handle it but... it was okay. It was just a teapot. If it broke, well... It would be okay.

When she was done Bruce helped her set the teapot down and she looked over at her parents.

“Daddy!” she called, picking up the cup and very nearly spilling it as she walked it over to Rhodey. “Tea!”

“Why thank you, sweetheart,” he said as he accepted the offering and she beamed.

Bruce watched the smile on Tony’s face as Rhodey took a dramatic sip and she giggled, obviously pleased. It was cute. It was so fucking cute and yeah, he knew Rhodey and Pepper struggled with her a lot – she was already precocious as hell and they were constantly complaining about the reports they got from her daycare or sighing over some new story about her antics but... Bruce thought maybe it was like the teapot and that maybe... maybe even when it hurt, it could be okay.

He leaned over a little, close to Tony, resting his chin on the edge of Tony’s shoulder, not close enough to kiss him but close enough to murmur in his ear.

“It might be nice though... yeah?” he said softly, the same thing Tony said to him almost two and a half years ago and it took a moment but he felt it when Tony understood, his whole body tensing up and he didn’t dare look at him for the fear he was imagining it.

“It might be,” he mumbled back as his hand reached for Bruce’s and he squeezed it.

Ari came back and sat down in front of them, carefully handing a glass to Tony and to Bruce before taking one for herself and Bruce laughed as he sipped lemonade.

“This is excellent tea,” Bruce commented with a fond smile and she grinned with a mouth full of cookie as if it really was the best tea in the world.

Then he stole a glance at his husband who set his own teacup down and finally looked over at him, beaming back at him just as wide as Ari was, like a might have been the best day in the world.

#science boyfriends #stanner #tony x bruce #science bros #science bros week #my fanfiction

[sutrala]

I can change the world simply by updating my profile pitcha. 😎 #Kek4Peace 🐸🐸🐸 https://www.instagram.com/p/Cak4mUAP_VC/?utm_medium=tumblr

#kek4peace