#my poor catboi son

[vvillowatomica]

shoutout to the person who attacked me on artfight and drew fowler. seriously hats off to you he doesn't even have a proper ref sheet up also it was epic art too

#i love my weird rabid bloodborne son #my fucking catboy. my poor little meowmeow.

[thantoloveandtobe-lovedbyme]

Yeah no, Pluto definitely did not die from suicide. At least, I don’t think so.

The world of Nevermore is very, very influenced by Edgar Allen Poe. For example, Prospero. In the original Edgar Allen Poe short story “The Masque of Red Death”, he was a prince, which could explain how prim and proper he acts in Nevermore, and he died from the Red Death, which at the beginning of the story is stated to be a plague. I wonder whose spectre is a plague doctor. Also, Fortunato, Duke’s stage name, was a character in the short story The Cask of Amontillado, who dies from being trapped in a wall. Sounds familiar? Anyways, my point is, a lot of names and deaths and details are inspired directly from Edgar Allen Poe.

Now, Pluto. Our beloved British catboy. Coincidentally, the name of a cat from my favorite Edgar Allen Poe story; The Black Cat.

The Black Cat is not one of the cuter stories of Edgar Allen Poe’s works. It starts with a man; he loves animals and finds a wife who loves animals too, and they both adopt a plethora of animals together. One of them in particular takes a liking to the man: a black cat, named Pluto.

The man’s life begins to go downhill when he starts becoming an alcoholic. He begins to abuse his animals just for the perverseness of it, and he becomes a lot more mean-spirited than the person he was before. One day, he comes home, and thinks that Pluto is ignoring him. In his annoyance, he forcibly picks up the cat, causing the cat to bite him slightly on the finger. This small inconvenience causes the man to become so enraged that, in his anger, he takes a knife, and gouges out Pluto’s eye.

Obviously, after this, the cat is positively terrified of the man. He avoids him as much as possible, but after about a week, it seems his eye injury has healed and is doing him no harm.

Then, just for the pleasure that doing the wrong thing gives him, one morning, the man takes it upon himself to finish the deed and hangs the poor car in cold blood.

That’s the end of the relevant section. If you want to know the rest of the story, I would recommend reading it-just search up The Black Cat by Edgar Allen Poe online and you can easily find it for free.

Anyways, what does this have to do with our beloved Nevermore Pluto?

Well, besides from the obvious similarities that Pluto shares with the Edgar Allen Poe cat, what stood out to me the most was the nature of the man. In episode whatchamacallitimtootiredtofinditrightnow, it is revealed the Pluto’s father is an alcoholic. Not only that, but enraged that Pluto wants to leave home and see the lights, he gouges out his son’s eye. Again, very close to the story. I wonder what the man did next to Pluto in that story?

I suppose it could be implied suicide due to the fact it was awakened in Pluto when he felt relieved, but remember in the story how Pluto’s eye injury had finally healed before the man killed him? It may be a far cry, but I believe that Pluto could have finally thought he was free from his father and that he made it out of his house before his father found him again and hung him. Finally relieved before it is yanked away from him. After all, that’s what he did in the story, and when he experienced the flashback of his death, he didn’t think or feel the thoughts of a relieved suicidal person (as memories of the time seem to slightly return during those flashbacks), but rather panic and fear, which would be odd if it was a suicide that made him feel finally relieved.

Also, he died wanting to go beyond the binds of society and what humanity deems is possible. If he had such a strong dream that he absolutely wanted to make happen, even present while dying, why would he kill himself and destroy his opportunity?

Honestly, I would also find it odd at this point if that wasn’t what happened. After all, the authors have been very accurate to the poems and stories of Edgar Allen Poe for the characters ripped from them. Again, Prospero and Duke, Eulalie has lavender eyes as described in her poem, and Berenice has a very heavy teeth theme like in her story. Not only that, but after following the story of the Black Cat for so long in Pluto’s backstory, I would find it odd if they changed the one thing that both Plutos were killed by if they were so accurate with Duke.

But who knows?

Perhaps I ramble like a madwoman.

#pluto nevermore #tw sui ideation #<= just in case #nevermore theory #nevermore spoilers #By the way this is just my theory. #If you truly strongly believe that Pluto killed himself #go for it! I won’t argue with you #this is just what I believe. And I say this as someone who has struggled with those thoughts before. #tw animal abuse #<= also just in case #edgar allen poe #long reads #sorry if this doesn’t make sense #sometimes I’m not very well articulated. But if anyone wants to add on feel free to do so!

[humblemooncat]

I'm posing my sons today, partially to show off the redesign of Ki'to's house.

So I've decided the theme of the day is memes & shenanigans.

MSQ in a nutshell. Poor Lohi has no clue how bad it gets yet.

"This is a stick up!" I have realized Thancred now has two annoying catboys to deal with.

Would have done more, but crimes had a heart attack. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Enjoy my two dumbass sons. <3

#Ki'to #U'lohi #Meme screenshots #I love these dorks with my whole heart #Feel free to come visit Ki'to's place btw #It's in Goblet W28 P47 on Zalera #I've decorated for Starlight #<3

[adriensaltprompts]

Submitted prompt Those Who Can Do Should Teach

Title is a pun on the phrase "those who cannot do, teach". Also can be called This Series Needs An Adult, Remix

Ms. Bustier is a terrible teacher but, thankfully, she takes a break to go have her baby and take advantage of the large amounts of maternity leave France provides.

In steps a substitute teacher, we'll name him after one of my old teachers, Mr. Iadorola. Mr. I, for short. His dad is the President of the Senate of France. Chloe's dad doesn't outrank him. She can't threaten him. Her dad knows it'd be political suicide to anger him and actually listens when Mr. I talks to him about Chloe's racism, bullying, and disrespectful behavior. For once, Chloe's actions have consequence and she either has to clean up her act or get ready to switch schools.

Meanwhile Lila is in an equally screwed position because she loves her mom, and she knows anything she says will absolutely make its way back to her now that the son of a prominent government official is near her. It'd take him two texts to get ahold of her mom's number and tell her about every single lie. Lila knows without having to be told and that if she keeps spreading gossip and starting drama, he'll tell her mom absolutely everything. No amount of moving will undo that kind of damage. Her mom will never think of her the same way again.

Then one day, when an akuma attacks and Adrien is goofing around so much that Marinette isn't sure they're going to be able to win this one, in swoops a new superhero wearing very familiar collar pins, the Deer Miraculous. After beating the crap out of the akuma alongside Ladybug, he turns and starts lecturing Chat Noir in a way that's oddly familiar... something about the cadence, the way he moves his hands, it's so...

"Mr. I?" Ladybug asks, and he freezes for a second, giving it away. "You have a Miraculous?!"

"Wait," Chat Noir says, "if you've had a Miraculous and you've been living in Paris for a month, why haven't we seen you before-"

That's interrupted by Mr. I doubling over, coughing. The Deer Miraculous is cracked, handed down his family line on his mother's side for generations. He's got a bit of a double life going on - no one knows he's a superhero, including his own parents, who never opened the box the Miraculous was in before giving it to him as a 30th birthday gift. He's got superpowers, but he can't come to the rescue unless he's okay with a ringing headache, nosebleed, and dizziness for hours afterwards. Still, if Chat Noir isn't going to take things seriously, someone has to step up. That's why he moved to Paris in the first place.

The awful physical side effects will not keep him from pitching in when Chat Noir can't be counted on - something he says in front of Adrien, who isn't pleased with that statement or the way Ladybug looks relieved, impressed, and concerned all at once.

So now the group dynamic has shifted, and worse, when he's around, Mr. I will not stop calling out the sexual harassment. "Stop harassing her and do your job." "If you're done sexually harassing girls for the night..." "Are you late because you were harassing some other poor girl, or is Ladybug your only victim?" "Keep your paws to yourself or I'll stomp on them with my hooves, catboy." And every time, Ladybug's esteem for him gets a little bit higher, and Chat Noir gets a little more furious with him.

Meanwhile in class Marinette has put this teacher on a pedestal, this awesome guy who moved across the country to risk his life saving other people, cooler even than Jagged Stone in her eyes, and Adrien, for the first time, is acting up in school, so, so irritated with this guy who doesn't understand that Ladybug is his. The rudeness and insubordination in class amps up until, finally, Mr. I takes him aside after class one day.

"I know you're Chat Noir. You popping up whenever one of my students goes missing is a dead giveaway; don't deny it. Clean up your act or so help me God, I will send a note home to your father. I can have you pulled out of school, young man. You either learn that no means no and start treating women with respect, or you get to find out what it's like to have your wishes ignored by someone you can't get away from."

"That's not what I've been doing with Ladybug!"

"Yes, it is. And I intend to stop you while you're a kitten, before you become a predator. That's what you are, Adrien. You're predatory, and I come from a long line of hunters, the only thing that triumphs over predators in the wild. You keep that in mind for next time. Now, dismissed."

#submission #ml writing prompts #miraculous ladybug #adrien salt #Show!Miraculous #Show!Marinette #Show!Adrien

[grayblacklight]

Ok so as easy as it is to focus on the how the plotline with Chloe's neglectful mother was basically just dropped in favor of trying to make her a flat, one dimensional, irredeemable villain (and failing, because the writers aren't even good enough to do that without her being outright OOC, and even then she's usually tricked/peer pressured/being stupid like everyone else), there's actually an entire second source of significant potential trauma that the show just ignores. Like, Marinette is traumatized because Chloe shoved her in a locker a few years back (which has never come up until now?) Fair enough, but it looks really freaking weird when you treat this seriously, and ignore all the times that Chloe was a damsel in distress, and an akuma's main target. Clearly there's no way any of that had an effect on her, and the fact that she "deserved it" or "it was her fault they got akumitized" (you know, because Chloe is famously the one making people evil with butterflies) means we shouldn't worry about it. Definitely not a cycle of abuse here. Clearly Asstruck is the greatest writer ever.

No, it's time for another round of "can you write Miraculous Ladybug better than the writers of Miraculous Ladybug?" and today the contestant is ME. And boy would it be embarrassing to be the first person to lose at my own gameshow.

So things start out normally; Chloe acts out, and inadvertently gives Hawkmoth an easy shot at a temporary slave. She gets kidnapped - is a bit more clearly terrified because she is a HOSTAGE - and it turns out the akuma was someone she upset earlier. Obviously that's gonna bother her, but Ladybug saved her! A real life hero, a person she can look up to, and is willing to help someone without any expectations or social obligations, and is just generally really cool! And a catboy was there too I guess! (Ok we can save my closeted/hasn't figured herself out yet lesbian Chloe ideas for later).

Besides, maybe it was a fluke, bad luck, it surely wouldn't happen agaaaand it happened again. And again. And now people are starting to blame her for it, that she brought it upon herself, and she believes them. She tries to be more careful and considerate, to help people when needed - but she doesn't know how. She comes off as sarcastic and condescending, and often her help goes wrong. And that leads to her getting captured again, and again, and again. She becomes paranoid, nervous, anxious, and that causes her to snap at people, suddenly and without clear warning - and Hawkmoth takes notice. He starts spying on her because she is practically a conflict farm that he didn't even realize he had sewn, but is more than happy to reap. Or at least he is at first... After all, as Alphys from Undertale once said, you start to root for someone when you watch them on a screen.

For once, Gabriel Agrest has his conscious start to weigh on his again, as he starts to see that the effects of the damage he causes that Ladybug can't magically reverse, the hell he is putting this girl through, a girl that was once close to his son that he had known since she was in elementary school. When he sees her, he can't even look her in the eyes, won't even address her, tries to ignore her because he can't bring himself to face her... And that's just another person giving Chloe the cold shoulder.

And then, the season finale, in a moment of weakness, bad timing, and poor judgment, after Ladybug saves Chloe, she explodes at her. It's happened way too many times, it keeps looping back to her, something needs to change, Chloe needs to do better.

And naturally, she starts to cry.

"I'M TRYING!"

"YOU AREN'T TRYING HARD ENOUGH!!!"

"I DON'T KNOW HOW!"

"IT'S NOT THAT HARD!!!"

The breaking point, even Ladybug has turned her back on her. This is when Chloe gets Akumitized, she wouldn't let it happen before because Ladybug was one of the only things she could cling to after she pushed so many others away, if not by her behavior than by the fact that she is a danger magnet, she wouldn't let herself be used against her. After all, you can only have your life saved by someone so many times before you start to feel like you owe them something.

For Marinette, kindness comes easy, so she doesn't understand why Chloe is struggling. And because she and Chloe are still enemies at school, (perhaps at one point Chloe tried to extend a bridge and apologize, but Marinette understandably doesn't trust her and thinks it's a trick) so she didn't see those efforts herself. Marinette now has unintentionally pushed someone too far, due to the limits of her knowledge, social skills, and factors outside of her control- the very thing she had, without realizing, just condemned Chloe for doing. Chloe just had those variables skewed against her favor.

After being defeated, this time there's no talk; Chloe immediately runs away. Throughout the next season, Chloe starts avoiding people altogether. She doesn't want anyone to get hurt because of her; not that this actually really affects the rate Hawkmoth can create new Akuma's, as by this point he's gotten over his guilt and has had the idea to manipulate people into conflict himself. Marinette meanwhile is by this point the new popular kid, due to her kindness and success over the course of the series, reversing the original status quo. This leads to enough jealousy that Chloe gets Akumitized, after which she decides to ask her father to have her homeschooled until Hawkmoth is stopped for good.

Lonelier than ever and with the uselessness of her father and the neglect of her mother being even bigger issues than before, it's only a matter of time before she finds herself outside; alone, cold, and depressed. Only then does she meet the master (who is competent in this AU, so instead of picturing him, think Sensei Wu from Ninjago) who decides to comfort her, and finally, her efforts are recognized.

"Thanks, but no. I... I Don't want to hurt you."

"Oh my, that's not quite the response I expected. What makes you think you're so dangerous?"

"I... Keep making people upset. And then they get Akumitized... I've tried to do better but"

"Well, you aren't Hawkmoth are you?"

" N-no?"

"Then it's not your fault people are getting Akumitized. And believe me, he hasn't stopped causing trouble just because you became a social recluse."

"!"

"But I can see how hard you're trying - you have become a person who is willing to put the needs of others before your own. Heh, A few short years ago, and I would have thought myself crazy for even considering this"

"?"

"Do you want to stop Hawkmoth?"

"M-more than anything..."

"Here, this is the bee Miraculous. It's the same type of artifact that gives Ladybug, Chat Noir, and even Hawkmoth their powers, although also entirely unique. The Kwamii will explain more"

"W-what?!?"

"Listen. There's two things you need to know. First off, Hawkmoth must never get his hands on both the Cat and Ladybug miraculous. He intends to use them for a wish, and the consequences of doing so are dire. Got it?"

She nods

"Second, you must keep your identity a secret, to everyone. If you don't, anyone could take the miraculous while you're not transformed- including Hawkmoth, who would use it to further his own goals. If your identity is revealed, to ANYONE, you must return it to either me or Ladybug immediately."

She takes a moment to process everything, then nods again

"Good. Go back to school, start again fresh. You need people you can rely on, and something tells me your parents aren't it"

"Ok... But... Why? Why me, after everything?"

"Because I believe that anyone can be a good person if they try. And I've seen with my own eyes that you are willing to try. And I believe that you can be a good hero, because you care, even if you don't know how to show it. You may stumble a bit at first, but everyone makes mistakes. Just keep moving forward... I believe in you"

#miraculous #chloe from miraculous #rant #rewrite #you don't deserve context #miraculous ladybug #cywmlbttwoml?

[snowe-zolynn-rogers]

Just lost a save file to corruption (gotta love 2002 Bethesda games), can I get some silly and/or shenanigans from any or multiple aus of your choice 🥺

[Oh no, I'm sorry about your save file Churchy! I know that pain, my youngest brother once wiped my Pokémon Platinum game that I had beaten and was mining in obsessively].

(Pink Moon AU) Pink Moon likes to curl up in Blood Moon's belly hatch and will unwittingly get carted around inside of Blood Moon's belly when they wake up. Blood Moon can go all day without realizing Pinky is in their belly hatch and only find her when she inevitably mews in annoyance of not having been fed yet.

(Roombaclipse AU/Catclipse AU/Catboy Eclipse AU) Eclipse, even after getting a body of his own, will purr when he's touched and he will cuddle up to Monty while Monty sleeps. So Monty regularly wakes up to a purring catboy in his arms and Monty doesn't have the heart to stop him because it's just that cute.

(Chubby Blood Moon AU) The twins love Lunar. Not just because he's feeding them but because he shows them genuine kindness that nobody else does. Because of this genuine kindness in their greatest time of need, the twins will do just about anything for Lunar. If someone terrorizes their poor baby brother, that person will be thoroughly threatened by them. They get treats for this and so much praise from Lunar for defending him without resorting to killing.

(Expelled Eclipse AU) Astral makes little presents and leaves them in his brothers' rooms for his brothers to find every so often as a 'thank you' for saving him and giving him a family that loves him. He's far too nervous to hand it to them himself so he waits until they open them and eventually find him as the source of said gift. Astral is always excited when they love their gifts (which is always), and he happy stims and squeaks joyously while his brothers cuddle him.

(Sentient Solar Flare AU) Due to Eclipse being a room, Solar Flare can't exactly have Dad Hugs for the first few months of his existence. But, after Moon takes Eclipse's white flag of surrender after he tells Moon of KC's plans (because KC's plans include killing Solar Flare as a sacrifice to kill Monty, KC doesn't know Flare is sentient), Moon puts Eclipse into a body of his own and Solar Flare finally gets to experience Dad Hugs, which melts both of them into a happy touch-starved puddle of father-son bonding.

(Kitten Blood Moon AU) The twins may be menaces to Sun's life, but they are incredibly sweet at times. If they see someone harass Sun during drop-off or pick-up, they will immediately rub against Sun when he comes back to his room and purr to help Sun calm down. Petting them and having them love on him never fails to help ground Sunny from his awful day.

#five nights at freddy's #fnaf #sun and moon show #sams #catboy eclipse #chubby blood moon #expelled eclipse au #sentient solar flare #kitten blood moon #kitten harvest moon #fnaf pink moon #fnaf bloodmoon #fnaf eclipse #montgomery gator #fnaf lunar #fnaf astral #fnaf solar flare #kill code moon #fnaf sun #snoweyanswers #hi churchy #tw death mention

[yuyinesque]

MYSTERY CAT. (or simply … indigo!)

“simply… indigo? refer to me as mr. indigo; i’ll become an

universal liability if you refuse. i always get my way, after all.”

𑁍 ﹏ sobriquets: mystery cat, spider-cat, indie, fish face, biscuits, indie kitty. mr. indigo, mr. meanie, bs, mijo, son, my son, puppy, mutt, little nimbus, baby blue/twinkie (via ichor 𖤐), little stray, pretty kitty, pretty boy, prince, young master (indigo), jophiel, anja, quidnunc, (big) lotto, lucky charm, gatito bonito, rich bitch, kitty, bell, pussy cat, alley cat, catnap.

𖥔 ﹏ additional photos: ⚀ ⚁ ⚂ ⚃ ⚄.

𖥔 ﹏ general background: Ever seen one of these before? I’m sure you have. The Maneki-neko, also known as the Japanese “beckoning cat” is a benevolent apparition that bestows alms upon the ones who owns them. Usually you would see one of these statues in casinos or small businesses since these feline spirits tend to beckon in customers or good fortune, hence the way their paw lures in whatever their human desires. The left paw invites clients or customers, whereas the right invites fortune or good health; very rarely you’d find a maneki-neko that utilizes both of their paws simultaneously. Indigo is capable of shape-shifting from male, partially male (calico cat demihuman; calico catboy), or simply a norwegian forest calico cat. While his cat form is presentably female, his human/catboy form is not, as for he is a trans individual. A little more about him is that his own, the one he grants wishes to, is Illūnis, a malevolent apparition called a Rusalka. Despite her indifference towards cats, she saved him while he was just a kitten, for he was, no matter the AU, was on the brink of death. You can assume where he gains a few of his esoteric traits from; being raised by a homicidal spirit isn’t something you usually encounter.

𖥔 ﹏ trademark notables: Innately calls people “dear” when you’re concerning or confusing him (or becomes more polite in general). Nabs jewelry or any shiny material (whether it's his owner’s or something from an expensive store). Has purplish dark circles underneath his eyes considering that he doesn’t get a good amount of sleep due to his insomnia. Consumes unhealthy amounts of sugar, and I don’t mean confectionery. I mean sugar. Sleeps in the most unconventional places to feel hidden and safer. Doesn’t enjoy kids much (lacks the patience) but will risk the moon for the elderly. Ears are always in airplane mode in cat (boy) form, especially when he’s in public. Walks around with a gold coin, consider it a lucky one if you will, though if people tend to test him, he flips the coin (heads meaning whoop their ass, tails meaning flee. unfortunately for him, it nearly always lands on tails). Taps his fingers on his lips when he’s giggly, excited, or ecstatic, though if he uses one hand it indicates that he’s nervous or overthinking. Sleep talks and either spouts suggestive or ominous messages. Knows one too many things about most of the individuals of any given AU. Always in the lap of a highly attractive male in cat form. Comedically, he has a job EVERYWHERE… tired of seeing him in every little shop with a wink or straight-faced peace sign.

𖥔 ﹏ genshin notables: He’s a dendro-bearing resident of Liyue, quite the charismatic and memorable one at that. As a kitten, he used to live in Snezhnaya with his previous owner, Dottore, who not only captured him for personal experiments, but thrown him out when he was no use to him anymore, leaving him in the Snezhnayan snow. Because Illūnis was also once a resident of Snezhnaya, she found the poor thing and took him in as her own. Regrettably and reluctantly, of course. Once Illūnis became the Sentinel of Liyue, naturally they would have to reside there, specifically in Lone Cloud Pavilion. Indigo acts as Illūnis spiritual messenger, so he’s quite literally all over the map. He knows… everything and everyone because of this. Anyway, the citizens of Liyue (besides Traveler and Paimon, of course), have no way of knowing that this gift-giving kitty and this narcissistic catboy is the same person, so you can assume that his reputation varies. He’s much more adored in cat form, but as a human, people were weary of him; he enjoys both reputations, however, so he didn’t do anything. Not to mention that he gets custom-made collars from Ningguang, and he uses false visions he wears depending on the form to keep his existence a mystery.

𖥔 ﹏ atsv notables: Uhhh… anti-heroic spider-cat who will save the world if you keep your children on his taxes. Anyways, N/A for now.

𖥔 ﹏ jujutsu kaisen notables: Uhmmm… a human-born grade two curse who is also a sorcerer for the intel, benefits, and thrill. Anyways, N/A for now.

𖥔 ﹏ yandere au notables: As a yandere, he’d be the possessive and manipulative type, which is practically a given since these traits are in his character. Just not in an extreme degree. Growing up with Illūnis alters his empathy and basic perspectives. For example, stalking could simply be his way of “checking on” someone and manipulation are just as mere as white lies. While he’s not a murderer, he’s not against making scenes look like a simple accident if needed. But first, he’d stick to blackmailing, for, as we know, Indigo is great at finding out every single thing about a person. This could also seem obsessive towards his darling; he knows things about you that you couldn’t even address at the moment since you lacked the proper insight. But he didn’t. A better reason to keep him around, no? Anyway, as I said before, he could get eliminating, but if he has to kill, he’d get something else to do the work for him. He has a voracious, cannibalistic mother after all, so it’s best for his victims to not get too testy. He would also be a self-indulgent yandere, which is the type that prefers to be worshipped incessantly by his love interest. This could also lead to an obsession. If you squint, of course. Indigo is quite the arrogant kitty.

𖥔 ﹏ birthday: april 29th.

𖥔 ﹏ age appearance: twenty (20).

𖥔 ﹏ zodiacal big three: taurus ☼ | scorpio ❍ | libra ⇡

𖥔 ﹏ race, ethnicity, nationality: asian, japanese, nationality varies depending on the au.

𖥔 ﹏ sex, gender, sexuality, pronouns: female, trans male, uranic, he/him.

𖥔 ﹏ mbti: entp-a (the assertive debater).

𖥔 ﹏ likes: bubbles. brain-training (sudokus, anagrams, crossword puzzles, chinese checkers, etc.). honey garlic salmon (reminds him of illūnis and circe). traveling & nature walks or sprints w/ xīn’yuè. taking the longest naps. studying finance/economics, he is a lil’ financial adviser. numismatics!!!!! sitting in laps (‘specially, and only, in the laps of a pretty man). MONEYYYYY WOOOOOO. the elderly, so sweet, so quiet, LIKE JIHANE sometimes. socializing. lipstick (really, it’s a guilty pleasure). gossiping about everything, everyone, doesn’t matter, even matter isn’t safe. dangling earrings, jingly jewelry (often steals jihane’s). icicles! chandeliers (‘minds him of icicles). any self-care methods. physical affection, greatly. words of affirmation, mmh. jewelry or anything sparkling (crystals, keychains, aluminum foil, icicles, etc.). winter!! catnip. journey walks/exploration walks. controversial debates. blumei, best child/puppy ever. kittens, much better than real children. chin/ear scratches. valentine’s day. mmh, fish, but please cook it. why would he want uncooked seafood? diadems & crowns. being called handsome. nami from one piece; y’all sleep on her. kenma from haikyuu; sleeping. nose kisses. bird watching. people watching. romance k-dramas. writing in cursive. yoga!! frankly and secretly? dogs; very energetic like him but they get too loud. puppy/bunny-coded characters. treasure hunting. birthdays, but his.

𖥔 ﹏ dislikes: citrus fruits. spending money cuz be fr. lack of attention/affection. children (kittens are much more tolerable). crying in front of people. pimples.. gross. oversleeping/overexertion. PAIMON, SHUT UP FOR ONCE (genshin au). unnecessarily loud people/music. judgmental individuals (hypocritical ass). hyperactive individuals, what even is zolene. beer, tf? little miss goddamn yashmi-noir (as if she isn’t an upcoming favorite; she’s still an ick tho like maju). over-socializing. too much authority. spicy foods; zolene why. his insomnia. fucking inazuma (genshin au). puppies??! especially if they misbehave?!? seething hot days. FOXES (“they’re catlike freaks despite being another mutt classification… the contradiction is humiliating. y/n, have you seen a tibetan fox? it’s not safe for work”…). needy fucking individuals and they don’t even be cute with it (spider-man au). practicality. unapologetic individuals since he’s ironically apologetic. GREEN, ironically… easter (unless there’s money in one of those eggs). uncooked fish, why does sushi exist, he may ask? the aftermath of a goddamn sugar rush. forest clearings. baths, but knows it’s mandatory in human form too. the fourth of july, LOUD. unnecessary sleepless nights or nightmares. unrequited love. flower crowns, mightest well give him the real thing. & emhalo plants… ew.

𑁍 ﹏ quotes:

About Us: Mystery Cat ୨୧ “Why is the title so indistinct? Mystery cat? Really? What does a man have to do to free himself from this tree? Induce his ethanol intake? Please, a flea could come up with something better.”

About Sentinel Illūnis ୨୧ “Selenic Sentinel number three… What did she do this time?… Nothing? You just believed that I’d know of her? Unfortunately, yes, but we’re not on speaking terms at the moment. She frightened me with her behavior, then—… Huh? Oh no, she didn’t try to eat me. She simply has the audacity of a toddler, feeding me raw fish straight from the sea like I’m some sort of animal. I’m… still trying to wrap my head around the situation before I wrap my hands around her neck. *long sigh* …Really, how dare she?”

About Ichor ୨୧ “Really, Illūnis speaks entirely illy of that woman; never a green flag. He’s a Dao, a malicious earth genie who has also created the Selenian race. Again, don’t question me. I know everything. Tokyo—Ichor is a conflicting individual much like their nymph acolyte. Except be has the personality of that sun mutt but knows things even Illūnis has trouble comprehending. Horrifying, isn’t it? An aspirational man…”

About Gojo Satoru ୨୧ N/A FOR NOW.

About Zhongli ୨୧ “A dignified man he is… *long, dreamy sigh* … I’ve always prided myself on the simple fact that I’m well acquainted with him. Though unfortunately, greed runs wildly in my veins *purrs a bit* … this acquaintanceship is entirely dissatisfying. Traveler, he will become my next plaything.”

yuyinesque | translate with permission & peruse without theft

#𖧷 𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐫’𝐬 𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬 #ᖭི༏ᖫ 𝓲𝓬𝓱𝓸𝓻’𝓼 𝓸𝓬𝓼 #divider cr plutism #catboy #catboy oc #cat boy #cat boy oc #oc blog #monster oc x reader #yandere oc #trans oc #monster oc #male oc #male original character #oc x reader #atsv oc #jjk oc #genshin impact oc #genshin oc #yandere oc x reader #asian oc #oc #original character #monster original character #oc x you #original character oc #spiderman oc #ocs #genshin impact #jujutsu kaisen

[monochrome-dreamer]

I love drawing my sona but man do I feel bad for the guy. Poor dude has gone through hell and back all week because he’s become my punching bag oc </3

Only good thing he’s had this week is that I drew him as a catboy kind of. Which isn’t a whole lot, but it’s definitely something when I take into consideration the pieces I’ve drawn of him the past few days. Rest in Peace Huxley, you’re doing great son

#maki says shit

[pandapupremade]

✨✨✨

Send me ✨ for a random thing about one of my OCs! (Optional: You can specify one!)

vamp king tiiime JUST for you babe

✨ The majority of the crop haven cast hates him. This is because he is the son of the previous king who was a piece of shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit and its bad association. vamp king does not help this fact bc he is literally an asshole. he doesnt expect people to like him so he doesnt bother pretending he does

✨ his paws and tail are real. hes a furry. catboy vampire rgihts. nobody else in his family has these btw

✨ hes like. he never sleeps. he has to be up like all the time. he's up at night because his vampire instincts give him extreme insomnia and he has to be up in the day to work as . yknow. the king. please let this poor guy get sleep no wonder hes a little bitch

#kermit.txt #oc talk #ch talk #goose kitten tag

[beast-feast]

RED SON USES ANY PRONOUNCE??? It's about to be my poor little meow meow catboy discord kitten

#not art #sorry. got carried away

[mariverses]

natsume my skrunkly. natsume my behated. i want him. i want to put him in a washing machine. my poor little meow meow. my bitchass catboy. i love him. i want him six feet under. sora and tsumugi my son and True Husband. where is natsume i miss him. fcikung magic man /aff /der /aff /der /aff /der

☕️ <3

i'm crying because yeah. yeah you'd be pretty on the spot again that was my enstars era summed up. 7/10 love the random Capitalization

#.ask #mocha ☕️

[cuervosolsticio]

My boy Geriza dancing the nya song and being 100% OoC *shrugs*

#atdk #geriza #catboy #2d animation #animation #me practicing some timing in harmony and using my poor son for it #my animations #my oc #nya song #after finishing it and after have listened to the song about a million times i wanted to lobotomize myself

[books-and-catears]

Y'know that phrase "Eat the rich"? Well the brother(minus Mammon), the new dateables, and Luke would all be considered rich in a way. So what if they heard the MC talking to a friend and they said it. Who would get it 'n take it as a joke then who wouldn't, and how would they react towards it?

This is probably one of the dumbest asks I've done, so feel free to ignore this lol

Ahahha this is not dumb at all, honey! This is something I'd definitely love to read and laugh at.

Thank you so much for this. Hope I can do this justice :) This is a bit shorter than I usually write I'm so sorry

(And for all of you other lovely people who have also requested, please forgive me for the delays. My college is freaking BOMBARDING me with assignments! So please be patient with me

>\\\<)

MC: *over phone* They did what?!

Friend: Yes I kid you not, they raised the prices again!

MC: As if the taxes weren't high enough already?!

Friend: I know right?! Like we won't be able to eat fast food either!!

MC: *screaming* Oh hell no. If they don't let us eat what we want, we'll freaking eat them. Eat the damn rich!

Meanwhile, the rest of the group overhearing from the next room...

Lucifer

What in Diavolo's name was that?

What do you mean by that?

MC what is the meaning of this?

You aren't supposed to eat people just because they are rich MC that's not proper

4 hour lecture if you don't explain it to him immediately.

Mammon

Goldie? Who is she? I don't know her!

MC I lost the last bet I swear I'm completely broke right now MC

Will you accept Grimm instead? Wait I have none

Wait doesn't that mean he's safe?

Yaay I'm not rich! Wait..that's not something to brag about

Help the confused boy out

Leviathan

Lol MC eats rich people?

Wait is he considered rich?

*looks around at all his expensive merchandise nervously* Uhhh MC ... don't get the wrong idea...

Oh no.. isn't snake meat a delicacy in the human world?

Reassure the poor snek boi that you won't eat him else he might summon Lotan

Satan

Laughs at his brother's reactions

Don't worry MC I've read this phrase in books

Tell my brothers? Why ? This is so much fun

Just look at Lucifer's horrified face

Well done MC

Mischievous catboi is enjoying this way too much

Asmodeus

Eek MC eats other other humans? Just cause they are rich?

That doesn't pretty at all MC. And neither healthy

Why not just take their stuff and leave?

Wait are you planning to eat him too? This is completely different from what he imagined!

Someone calm this boy down before his skin breaks out

Beelzebub

Eat? Eat what? The rich?

Is that some kinda salami snack flavored dish? He wants to try it too!

Wait what do you mean it's other humans? Humans eat each other?

Wait he did try to eat Asmo once accidentally cause he smelled like strawberries and cream (blame the perfume)

Sweet baby boy don't let him normalize this!

Belphegor

I knew humans were evil in the head but to this extent-

Eating their own kind? Well that makes his job easier then

He didn't even need to try and destroy humanity, they are doing it to themselves

Just gotta make sure MC doesn't get eaten

Will probably whine in disappointment when you tell him

Solomon

Ah money issues in the human world again?

Humans and their unstable economy what a bother

Also laughs at everyone's reaction

Fuels the chaos. Yes it's true, he once ate a whole merchant because he refused to lower the price on some magical stones

Winks at you as you shake your head in annoyance

Damnit MCShady you're making it worse!

Barbatos

Also secretly well versed in human knowledge

Secretly chuckles at everyone's reaction

Eating another human? My my it would take a long time to get the whole thing marinated and cooked-

Whispers to Diavolo what it actually means

Barbatos now is not the time is to be cheeky!

Diavolo

Confused on the outside, panicking on the inside

Is this something that humans do?

He's basically the richest guy in Devildom, is MC going to want to eat him? Surely not?!

What about Solomon? How rich is he?

If humans eat other humans, it was a good idea to put them in different houses!

Barbatos, calm the frazzled Prince of Hell down

Luke

Hides behind Simeon in horror

M-MC EATS PEOPLE? JUST CAUSE THEY ARE RICH?

Simeon are we rich? Are we going to be eaten too?

Humans can't eat angels can't they?!

I thought MC was sweet and harmless!

He's on the verge of tears, hurry up and tell him!

Simeon

Oh no what are they overpricing this time MC?

Humans and their constant inflation, it never ends does it? No wonder you resent the rich

Covers his mouth to hide his laughter at everyone's reaction

Luke, you don't need to hide behind me like this

Godamnit Simeon, help your son!

#obey me ask #obey me Lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me Levi #obey me Satan #obey me Asmo #obey me Beel #obey me Belphie #obey me Solomon #obey me Barbatos #obey me Diavolo #obey me Simeon #obey me Luke

[coccinelle-et-chaton]

WHY WOULDNT YOU ACCEPT CHAT NOIR AS HE IS!!!!! poor boy is finally coming out and you say 'refuse gift' hmmm. unfollowing :? (joking !!!! i am sorry if it doesnt come off as a joke)

it's cancel nelle hours 😌😌😌

(hfkdjghdak lol ofc ofc it's a joke bestie)

(also for the record i'd NEVER refuse my sunshine bebe catboy son. i love him. i :refusegift: his tears lol)

#emsy is this u #i feel like this is u #ahah if not: hi anon! #nelle answers

[timeskip]

I’m a little over halfway through the Mahoyaku main story here’s my opinions on the characters

Arthur: He sure is a friendly but slightly oblivious protagonist. I like his backstory he makes me feel soft and gentle found family ;-;

Oz: DAD FRIEND DAD FRIEND DAD FRIEND I like him a lot like I know he’s the mhyk universe equivalent of a war criminal or whatever but he’s definitely soft underneath the stoicism. Poor little meow meow vibes.

Cain: MY BELOVED... He’s so pretty I’m so gay and in love with him <3 He’s very kind and good too I eat the crumbs of him I get like. oblivious and strong and kind. Love that about him.

Riquet: SON!!!!!!! He’s a rude kid but also his trauma makes me want to cry like I hope he gets everything good in the world and I hope he finds happiness outside the cult wahhhhh,,,

Heathcliff: He’s a nice guy but there’s like. hidden depths. He’s neat.

Faust: I’M CURIOUS ABOUT HIS BACKSTORY I will withhold opinions until I Know what’s up with him but I think I’ll like him

Shino: Gayass. No but actually I like his determination a lot he’s a good kid  !!!  He’s literally only 2 years younger than me I can’t call him a kid. He just wants friends and to be proud of himself I can respect that a lot

Nero: WE LOVE A MAN WHO CAN COOK but actually I think his desire to be human is... kind of sad. Also his past with Bradley... very cool.

Murr: CATBOY I LOVE YOU but also his past is so ????!?@?@$?% GENIUS INVENTOR’S SOUL GETS SHATTERED........ BRO??? Anyways I think he’s awful but in a good way and meeting the other shards is interesting but also it’s wild how tied to Shylock he is y’know because we know about Murr’s awful obsessions but it’s filtered through Shylock and I have a lot of complicated feelings about characters who are only tied to another character okay I’ll stop now

Shylock: Why is he named that. Coly fucked up. But yeah I think he’s interesting and I like that being flirty isn’t his Main personality thing but instead a secondary one to his Murr obsession and ughhhh Shymurr are going to either make me love or hate them by the end of this. I like him he’s fun but also more attached to Murr so we’ll see.

Chloe: He’s nice!!! I want him to know he’s liked bc he seems insecure in that regard,,,

Rustica: I feel the most platonic version of “he’s stupid I like that in a man” for him. Very free spirit and he confuses me.

Rutile: Honestly I don’t have too many thoughts but he’s very nice !!

Mitile: I love how determined he is to be liked for his strength rather than his kindness but how he’s STILL very kind... He’s a very good boy :’)

Figaro: He’s creepy but I think that’s okay. I think he’s probably a terrible person and a liar and I don’t mean that in a negative way ^-^

Lennox: HE HAS SHEEP but also wow what a mysterious backstory

The Twins (Snow and White): Yeah I, uh, you know how I mentioned complex feelings on characters who are only tied to another character? Yeah. Um. So. I can’t tell them apart and even if their backstory is cool I just... *clenches fist*

Owen: I’m sorry for liking Owen cursing Akira/MC please forgive me for this great sin. I think he’s funky I hope he gives Cain’s Fucking Eye Back

Bradley: This is a man who is being dragged around and forced to suffer but he’s also a criminal so idk. Is what he did that bad? I’m interested ig

Mithra: I literally don’t understand how he’s popular but he IS a goth with painted nails and gap moe so I guess I understand how he’s popular. This hot man could and would eat a vase.

#me for most character: *jokes or short desc* #me for murr: *goes insane*

[bansheeoftheforest]

*slamming a dead bird on your table like that credit card meme* MAIJABI IS THE FIRST TO KNOW.

He sees Jekyll walking by late at night and goes to greet him, only to watch him lean on his cane a bit more, sigh, and suddenly just.. Jekyll Jr. Maijabi's cat. He is there. In a pile of clothes. Jekyll is Jekyll Jr. Maijabi does not know what to do with this information, but he imagines that Jekyll would appreciate not having to drag his clothes and cane to his office in cat form or, god forbid, get dressed in the middle of the hallway. He walks over, Jekyll is Terrified, but Maijabi just smiles and helps put everything away in his office, then holds cat Jekyll against his chest and lets him purr to self soothe.

OOO WAIT WHAT IF JASPER KNEW RIGHT AWAY? Like he smelled it when they first met? He thinks Jekyll saved him because he is also a were thing or shifter. He sees Jekyll Jr. and talks to him like he would Jekyll in his human form. The Lodgers think it's just a quirk of Jasper's, meanwhile Jekyll is having a breakdown because Does He Know?? He catches Jekyll transforming but doesn't react, just continues to ask him about the Exhibition and that's when Jekyll finally realizes oohhhh maybe he shouldn't freak out about the werewolf knowing he can turn into a cat.

OOOHGOHOHO OH MY GOD YES PLS YES.

Henry underestimating his joints thinking he can came back to his office in time, yet he feels how it flares up and it hurts so much that he can barely walk straight, not even with a cane, not even supporting himself against a wall, and he would prefer not to pass out in the hallway. He looks around to make sure no one is around, Maijabi noticing and quietly ducking behind a wall, only to see how Jekyll leans his back against the wall and then he... Shrinks. He stares in absolute shock as that little cat he just bought a collar for wobbly crawls out of the pile of clothes and lays down on top of them, seemingly absolutely exhausted. Maijabi can barely process it. Even through the dark ambiance of the corridor, he knows fully well what he just saw, and he can't stop himself from coming closer to the poor little cat writhing in the still-warm clothes. Jekyll's face shoots towards him in absolute terror, yet Maijabi just tsks softly and lifts Henry up, placing him leaned against his shoulder like a toddler as he grabs the clothes and the cane and helps Henry to move it towards the office. He can hear Henry's heart pounding in his tiny little chest, yet the moment everything is secured on the sofa, Maijabi cradles Henry to his chest and let the poor man rest. Maybe he would bring Henry back to his own lab and let him sleep on the catbed the Lodgers bought for Jekyll Jr. and only start asking questions once Henry has gotten some rest (and his clothes back on). Henry laying on the sofa in his office in absolute exhaustion with only pants and a loosely buttoned shirt bc his joints hurts too much to button more or get more clothes on as Maijabi walks around the office tinkering to make some tea, carefully and casually asking... How and stuff. Maybe Henry would decide he trusts Maijabi enough and actually tell him His Tragic Backstory of being a CatboyTM. Maijabi taking one look at him and deciding that yes. You seemingly are a catboy. But you are my son now. AHah you can't do anything about it now. <3

OohohoOOHOHOHO. Oh my. Oh my yes pls. Like Jasper not asking bc he thinks it's terribly rude of him (and he doesn't know werewolf or shifter etiquette) but he can definitely smell it. And it doesn't take long for him to notice all those lil cat quirks with Jekyll and the way he is just so... Catty. Definitely does not think much of it when Jekyll has been a cat a little too long and starts yelling for his food. Jasper cuddling Jekyll and just randomly (and jokingly) wondering why he is never this affectionate as a human and Henry looks like that cat from the vine "sir, are you aware that you are a cat?" and almost-- just almost runs away in pure shock (he wouldn't have been able to anyways. I have decided that The WobblesTM are canon to this au now). Jasper not noticing and just... Continuing to cuddle him. Maybe Jasper wouldn't even catch him, but Jekyll would decide to be brave and tell him anyways? And Jasper being confused like "...Yeah, I already knew that?" and just... <3

oh my god. Jasper and Jekyll having too much energy and jokingly starting a discourse debating if felines or canines are better-- surprisingly Jasper is team feline and Jekyll team canine so they are just very aggressively complimenting each other XD

#Man. I love this au. Jeks. Jeks thank you so much for bringing me this dead bird <3 #ask #thejeksburyguy #banshees au #catshifter au