#my ratios on these are horrible

[opikiquu]

#honkai star rail #hsr dr ratio #hsr aventurine #ratiorine #aventio #whatever other ship name they have. i saw like 4 THATS ENOUGH! /j #making horrible memes to speed up the time (aventurine banner please hurry) #Its not working. I cry every day i wake up hes still not here #Why do i always talk about him like im mourning him . #sorry im ramblinf Anyways . Here #★ my art #art #★ animations #my sona (a sliver) (aventurine sniped them with the water bottle if u didnt see that) #do i reblog too much?am i annoying yall? sorrryyyy…….. #i reblog like everysingle aventurine related thing ever i feel like itd put 1 of my followers into a coma

[psychopomparia]

Hoyoverse really blessing me this finals season and is giving us a free Dr. Ratio.

Dr. Ratio ratioed the gacha system so hard he said "the system is flawed, L + ratio. I give myself for free for the trailblazers in the name of education and truth. They need proper education. They need me. Peace out"

#honkai star rail #hsr #hsr dr ratio #dr ratio #i love when dr ratio does the ratioing #ngl i saw this at 7 am and with two hours of sleep i thought it was a prank #then i saw the official news and bro i love this #i am saved from his horrible choice of 4 stars for his banner (as in i don't need any of them) #i will get his lightcone then i'm at the pity!!! #w + ratio #i'm sorry i called you a loser (lovingly) my king

[pitchthepeach]

He's simple, he's dumb, he's the pilot

#that's from a grandaddy song btw and it's the title of my mav playlist because really??? that's so accurate #i'm so back to my high school physics class drawing era sdfsdf #pete maverick mitchell #top gun #tg:m #fanart #the aspect ratio is horrible i'm so sorry #Baby mav on the left looks a little deranged lmao but I mean he probably is 💖

[krossota]

hsr oc, sirius !!

she's a member of the Intelligenstia guild and an armed archaeologist (that's all for now im still writing stuffs abt her 💀)

#repost bcs i realized how horrible the quality is my bad #also i paired her with dr ratio :3 #hsr #hsr oc #honkai star rail oc #honkai star rail fanart #honkai star rail #my art #artists on tumblr #rkgkillust #digital art #oc artist #oc #original character

[coquelicoq]

me: how about...natori contracting some kind of youkai illness & matoba finding out about it & showing up to his set & natori dragging him off to his trailer bc it would be bad for his sparkly reputation to make the angry faces he feels coming on in front of his coworkers & matoba offering to help but in that smarmy condescending way that raises natori's hackles so he refuses but unfortunately he doesn't know how to cure it so matoba just keeps showing up every day & natori keeps carting him off to the trailer every time & being suuuuper cagey when people ask him who his visitor is & what if his coworkers get the wrong idea & matoba is fully aware of this & what if one day in the trailer natori reluctantly agrees to let matoba help him & matoba's like okay fine off with your shirt i gotta paint this spell circle on your bare chest & what if he's in the middle of doing that when they hear somebody opening the door to the trailer & obviously they don't want anyone to know what they're actually doing in there bc youkai-exorcist confidentiality so matoba's like no worries i got this & he KISSES NATORI omg classic kiss-as-misdirection trope & the person at the door is like whoops my b carry on gentlemen & after they've left natori is like wtf matoba????? & matoba's like well it's what they all thought we were doing anyway & your mouth was right there & it allowed me to cover the writing on your chest with my body & also you kiss people for a living so i figured it wouldn't be too complex for you & your part-time exorcist training to handle & natori recovers admirably quickly & is like WELL for your information that was a TERRIBLE kiss & no one is gonna buy that i professional makeout artist natori shuuichi would be swapping saliva with somebody on the reg without any of my considerable skill rubbing off on them & matoba's like so what do you propose we do about it & natori's like obviously i have to teach you how to kiss in case they come back -

the bedtime story fairy who thought this was gonna be an easy assignment: please just go to sleep im begging u have mercy ur brain cells are dying

#my other bedtime imagine also features misunderstandings in natori's trailer/dressing room but this time it's established relationship #natori and his costar are in his trailer practicing a kiss & matoba comes in & thinks natori is CHEATING 😲 #& packs up & goes back to the matoba estate & natori's calling him daily like i LITRALLY dk what i did wrong...miss u baby... #but also tell me what i did wrong u asshole!! you just left & didn't even tell me if/when you're coming back! wtf!!! #and eventually matoba comes home & they talk & natori's like mkay well first of all kissing that lady is my literal job that pays me #but i understand that it upset you bc we were alone in my trailer & looked startled to be interrupted. hey i know #why don't you come with me to set & you can see just how incredibly unsexy these practice sessions are? #so matoba accompanies him & it's literally just natori & his costar like calculating exact face tilt angles & figuring out #their precise height differential during the scene in question based on the shoes she'll be wearing & testing out ideal #degree of mouth openness & choreographing switching sides of the face to correspond to the movement of the camera #(bc obviously it's one of those epic 360-degree shots with the swelling orchestral score and w/e 🙄) #& figuring out where they should put their hands & whether it makes sense for them to be smiling at this point in their arc &c &c #& matoba starts like observing them from multiple angles & critiquing their technique & giving pointers to the costar #& grabbing natori's chin & bodily arranging his limbs like a mannequin & showing the costar the best ratio of lip give to firmness #by demonstrating with his own lips on natori's lips. & so on & so forth. meanwhile #the sleep i am forgoing in favor of having these thoughts is something i will NEVER get back. #natsume's book of friends #horrible exorcists #f #my posts #i am such a clown to watch one of the sweetest and most poignant shows i have ever seen and for what? #to get fixated on imagining ways to get these chuckleheads to smush their mouths together? unbelievable. #like these scenarios barely (if at all) have anything to do with what makes them so fascinating as characters. i just want them to Kiss #idk though i do feel like their first kiss has to be some sort of dare or 'accident' or w/e like these weirdos can't just KISS each other! #who does that! have you heard of a little thing called pride and invulnerability and plausible deniability!!!! #but i also completely imprinted on this one established relationship fic i read last year so sometimes i just skip ahead #to the kinds of misunderstandings and shenanigans and conflicting priorities they could get up to as a couple #i guess i just want the fact that natori is famous for kissing people to be Matoba Seiji's Problem in some way or another #is that so much to ask #(i also CLEARLY imprinted on a fic in which natori teaches matoba to kiss at a bar?? i should reread that one)

[tumblezwei]

mark today on your calendars as the day I actually came up short on credits

Building Herta actually started to drain my infinite money, how could this happen

#I think that's a sign to chill out until 2.0 lmao #I ain't building Dr. Ratio I don't give a shit about that man #And I need to save up all I can for the horrible gauntlet that will be Penacony #bc I WILL be getting Black Swan Robin AND Acheron #that's the goal people #and if it means bowing my head and running the credits calyx then so be it #rambling #honkai posting

[randomuzerthelozer]

Osc twt drama(or the whole platform) got me feeling like hit song "Świat według kiepskich" by big cyc (which translates to) Big Boob. From hit series "świat według kiepskich" aka "Lousy world" which is sitcom about a dysfunctional polish family from Wrocław.

#I don't mean discourse like “hey this person is a horrible human” etc #I mean like... really stupid shit #osc #“please shut up” #like “oh my god no one givea a fuck #“stop makimg issues out of random shit” #twt #twitter #osctwt #not you all osctumblr mwah/p #even if the osc roblox roleplay games are the best part of this community(fight me) #but still osc tumblr *mwah* #/p #idk but like 50% of people feel like toddlers #seeing ratio's be used as a unironic way to suggest who wins a arugment is the most braintrot thing to ever brainrot #like ironically imo their okay or like with a level of comedy #“It was a joke” well then their ass sucked at telling it #I've barely watched the show #I just really like the intro

[kaisollisto]

#tko_art #haha almost forgot to do this #not losing to you chan #u wish u could send me flowers ahahahah idiot #but also DO NOT build ur own pc!!! #but also do it was kind of fun. #just do it with a desk #don't do it on the floor like a fucking idiot that i am that I did #had to go back and forth between both Pc's cuz I don't have a laptop with a USB port #ugh capitalism #anyway it took unecessarily longe rthan it needed to #and why i'm still awake #can't believe it took me 8 hours??? to do #god #yueah #also do not do art at 2 am #you will get frustrated #NOT featured the horrible 4 portraits I did before I scrounged this shit outta my frontal lobe #4/6 is not a good ratio #Anway I can't feel my back or ribs #bye #night

[mishtidhoi]

hearing more abt aventurine's inspiration and im muttering a prayer. hoyo please dont be racist hoyo please dont be racist please please please

#dont like the way people have been talking abt ratio sparkle at all. either. #and i hope to god this is meaningfully done but hyv track record.... isnt Great. #tbc i Enjoy sparkle. as a character as a horrible person also there is something deeply wrong with me. #however i really hope this is thought of as a Part of her being a terrible person and not... not a based omg u saw through aven W. #basically unlike whatever fucking. reddit is saying #pleaase be normal about aventurine god. hsr pleaaase #already disappointed w the lack of poc rep but im doing it in my head #misha.talks #unrelated but i hate the takes on this on reddit comma twitter. theyre all so bad

[opikiquu]

#★ my art #art #honkai star rail #hsr aventurine #hsr dr ratio #ratiorine #aventio #but i just like them being happy #Please. #i was talking abt how cute aventurine being suuper small is #and my friend went ‘ya know its probably cuz he had a horrible childhood and didnt eat well and was probably malnourished’ #See and this is why i hate aventurine fans #EVERYTIME I TALK ABT SOMETHING HAPPY ITS EVERYTIME #PLEEEEASE DO YALL THRIVE OFF OF SADNESS #(also an aventurine fan who brings up his backstory every 5 seconds) #anyways besides that #aven reminds me of a cat #and no i wont elaborate #you just get it

[delightfuldevin]

Idk what it is about splatfests but I always play so bad during them. I never lose as often nor as badly at turf war as I do during splatfests and it makes the game less enjoyable for me :/

#devin’s gaming logs #king sad sack #yeah this is kinda a vent #i dont understand why i do so badly during splatfests #i am bad at this game but i am not *this* bad #literally the only times ive won so far have been against my own team so they dont count anyway #like. yeah i do lose quite often at this game in general #but i know that its exponentially worse during splatfests and its so frustrating #the other thing too is that i lose by a lot which is very frustrating #i dont mind losing since i know im bad #but when i lose like 5 times in a row and its like a 30-70 ratio everytime it makes me feel really fucking horrible #and i dont want to hear ‘its just a game’ #i *know* its just a game i *know* that the point is to have fun and normally i do! #i just get really really frustrated trying to play and losing by so much multiple times in a row #when that normally doesnt happen #it is very rare for me to lose a turf war with a huge ratio like that yet it happens nearly everytime during splatfests #normally its like 40-50 at worse but most of the time both of our teams are in 40s #doesnt help that i cant run to another mode when i need to cool off #i usually go to turf war when i get tired of losing splat zones or rainmaker

[goatmilksoda]

it's always so scary when you dump your heart and soul into a chapter and think "hehehehe my audience is going to think I'm so clever and they'll love this!" and you genuinely had a great time writing it so you finally put the chapter out into the world and it's like *refresh* *refresh* *refresh* (repeat x3 days) and that inbox number for comments just stays 0.

#HEY THIS ISN'T TO GUILT ANYONE BTW #I just thought other authors would relate #I understand leaving comments can be really scary and sometimes emotionally draining #this isn't about that #I understand #but it's just scary when even your comment regulars don't show up to a chapter you thought was wonderful #and you stop and think 'shit what did I do wrong. What's not working?' #but you can't know because people won't tell you #anyway the point is: #My lovely audience who reads this blog I love you this isn't about you this is for other authors who can relate #and I also don't want to hear 'but you should be writing for yourself!!!' #because guess what? #I wouldn't be writing agere fanfiction about Loki Laufeyson over a year after the tv show came out if I was doing it for numbers!! #I wouldn't be writing about Sylvie being four years old and a horrible little gremlin girl if I was doing this for numbers #I wouldn't have 50 chapters in one fic + 30 between the other two planned if it was for numbers #all I'm saying is that this fic has good subs an ok kudo ratio and a good number of bookmarks but just... no comments on new chapters #and it's like 'ok shit what am I doing wrong? What do people want to see?' #goat talk #ao3 writer #vent #rant

[azuneekun]

the reblogs to like ratio is so bad i could puke blood

#this isnt even discourse or a controversial opinion #tumblr has gotten WAY worse than it ever did #i genuinely thought i was just being a terrible artist but looking at my friends and other ppls notes. hell even the popular posts #theres like a 2:8 ratio of reblogs and tags #THATS HORRIBLE. #NONE of the posts from ppl are barely circulating #@ users who only like posts and never rb #you guys are KILLING US #genuinely. not even guilt tripping 100% serious. you. are. KILLING. US. #if you wonder where all the sdv artists went they LEFT. #yall murdered the old artists and are driving away NEW ones #its so unmotivating to post on a platform where theres no feedback or post circulation literally what would be the point #some of yall arent using this site right and its making all the users go quiet :| #i understand ppl who like and just reblog it for later but ppl who just like ???? this isnt tiktok or twitter #you HAVE to understand that #artists barely get any comments in their tags and writers barely get jack shit...girl youre gonna b losing all content on ur fave fandoms #vent #biting and killing and maiming and murdering and euthanizing

[quatregats]

In other news, my first-impression editing notes for the Creative Endeavor are a fun time

#on the plus side there were several parts that were quite pleasing #on the minus side 'several parts' in a first draft of like 70k words is perhaps a less than desirable ratio #i did absolutely keep flip-flopping between what division they're in and what place they're in on the tables to a horrible degree #so editing will definitely be an uphill battle #but as i said before. if i finish this before i finish my phd dissertation then i'll be happy #perce rambles #The Creative Endeavor and other aubreyad nonsense

[opens-up-4-nobody]

...

#ok. i just need to express something that is genuinely v funny to me #i was having dinner with my family and idk my sister asked my parents who their fave kid was and they were like idk we have no fave #and my other sister heard this like: oooo r we comparing whos the favorite? and of us 3 i think she things shes the best #bc her ego is huge and shes v self involved so i was like: y do u think u r the favorite? and she said: i make the most money. im the most #successful. im the best looking. im thr fastest. i have the best social skills #and thr fact that she listed being thr fastest runner as a reason she should b thr favorite kid is extremely funny to me. like is this a #physical race lmao???? also i dont think she has thr best social skill my youngest sister has lots of friends and is a teacher for small #kids. i think her social skills r better and shes wayyyyy nicer. and i pointed out that shes an abrasive person to b around and she was #like: well yeah i dont treat my friends like i treat u guys. which is extremely true. everyone things shes so nice. but its like. if u kno #ur being horrible to us y do u do it??? like i change my behavior to avoid being made fun of by u??? u make me think the world is a worse #place bc ur point of view is so judgemental. also u r extremely bratty and entitled and i dont understand. u r the only one of us 3 like #this??? all my negative self talk sounds word for word like the things u say. and after this trip ill probably add *baby voice* whats #wrong? r u too scared? to the list. idk i really dont get her. she didnt even kno i was starting my phd in the fall. i dont think she #initiated any conversation with me this whole trip #also she makes like 60k a year routing trucks for pepsi which is fucking unhinged to me. like bro it does not sound hard at all and in the #fall ill b making a barley livable wage busting my ass as a grad student. the work to pay ratio is way unbalanced #whatever. she isn't a horrible person. she is very funny. both my sisters r tbh and no one makes me laugh like them #which just makes me sad that we dont connect. anyway. im done bitching for now. ill have positive things to say later once i get back #into the swing of things #unrelated

[honeylover]

I like when Barry is enraged :3 i like when he's disappointed, confused, hopeless, defensive, aggressive, depressed, paranoid, lonely, guilty, uncomfortable, anxious etc etc he is sooooooo something about him is soooo

#the ratio of angst to happiness that i want for him is so unbalanced its crazy i usually want everyone to be happyish whatever #but his character thrives when hes doing like??? horribly???? its the best part #i love angst for other ppl obvi its just usually like im constantly writing fix it fics in my head lol #gravel #barry #this is so sally coded of me omg