Thinking about kissing him 24/7
What’s wrong with me girlies???
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My cane fell over and took out the candle glass what the FUCK
I’m over here like
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I’ve started performing standup comedy as a hobby, and I thought it would be fun to share with all of you the recording of my first Open Mic Night. I hope you enjoy it!
I do recommend turning on the subtitles when you watch it since not all of the audio is super clear. I’ve edited the subtitles by hand to make sure they’re accurate.
If you have the time to share feedback, I’d love to know what you think!
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Being demiromantic is so fun because it’s basically just this:
Me one day: look at my friend. they’re so silly and goofy. so glad I’m friends with them. nothing else though!!!
The literal next day: GAWD DAYUM WHEN DID THEY GET SO PRETTY
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I woke up my bf today after we went out last night and the first thing he said was “I can’t believe you Mr.Darcy’d me last night.”
Yeah…. at one point he’d asked me if I wanted to go dance with him up front and I just stared blankly at him and said “No thanks, I’m good here.” And continued to stand on the sidelines for the majority of the night.
Bf⬆️ Me ⬆️
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actually no, we're not "dating". we're bound together for infinity. like the stars. so, fuck you, actually.
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"Friends dont look at friends that way" COWARD. I look at my friends with awe in my eyes, my chest is filled with love, im glowing because i get to be near my friends. I look at my friends and i would give them my everything. SO SKILL ISSUE, look at your friends with all the love that you have
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Internet Friends Are No Different From Real World Friends
Internet friends are no different from real world friends, unfortunately, many people today don't think so. It's sad that I consider many of my internet friends to be friends while they never consider me a friend.
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