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feluart · 5 days

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Everything is going to be okay 🏵️

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witch-among-stars · 7 months

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This show is like a Tumblr sexymen-producing factory!

#oh my god they all are sexy #bless my heart I am melting #adventure time #Fionna and Cake #simon petrikov #Gary Prince #Marshall Lee #Scarab #The Winter King #Winter King #Farmworld Finn #Ice Prince

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moontrader-arts · 2 months

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Andrew prepare for St. Valentine dinner (of course he hates his boyfriend)

Talk with me about your headcanons for andreil’s interior design

#all for the game #andreil #andrew minyard #kevin day #neil josten #digital art #exy is sexy #fic rec #fun art #art #st valentine #aftg #aftg neil #palmetto state foxes #valentines day #artists on tumblr #my art #king fluffkins #sir fat cat mccatterson

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fragileheartbeats · 1 month

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I can't be the only one who don't give a fuck about "I'm team black" or "I'm team green."

Like I can't be the only one who just want to watch these bitches killing each other and looking hot doing it, you know what I mean?

I don't care what they do, I don't care who's right who's wrong, I'm just here for violence, incest and pretty Targaryens.

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maypersonne · 10 months

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Shang Qinghua is such a romance webtoon ass protagonist watch him get married to the Duke of the North for protection and tax reasons make his fief run so much better make everyone's life better make his expertise indispensable make his husband fall madly in love with him then worry about how he's getting divorced in 2 years cause their contract marriage end there and his gorgeous gorgeous husband having now filled the conditions and inherited his title as Lord of the northern lands will find a much higher status and prettier spouse the second the contract is over

Like Mobei Jun could even fonction as a person without Shang Qinghua like the organization of the North wouldn't completely fizzle out in a week if he took his eyes off it

#shang qinghua #mobei jun #moshang #svsss #my thesis is that mobei jun would fucking die without sqh like a very demanding plant in the wrong soil conditions #shang qinghua my dude you'll have to take this one for the team and stay with your very sexy demon forever #historical webtoon #he calls him “my king” like he's a gift from the heavens and the world end at their fief like theres no emperor or country to answer to lik-#-like there's no loyalty in him but for his lord husband #au #i guess #should i tag it #moshang au #or like #svsss au #idk which one is a tag people use so there goes both

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horreurscopes · 2 months

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i like my body when it is with your body.

#death note #meronia #near #mello #mihael keehl #nate river #mello dn #near dn #artists on tumblr #horreurart #been working on this one here and there for a long while. i love drawing mello's scar >:) it's like a brain coral or a very shitty maze.#also i cannot remember the last time i posted something even slightly racy so this feels rather scandalous #2024 is the year of posting sexy blorbo art i've decided...#anyway this literally happened in canon it just wasn't relevant to death note's journey. source: trust me #something kind of melancholic about this piece i think. it's like spying on them. it pulled that one ee cummings poem from the #deepest receses of my mind -- i hadn't thought about it in years. it's sooo romantique. to me #girl help the anime boys are in doomed love...#in my mind this forbidden rendezvous is happening in one of those abandoned love motels with heart shaped tubs and round mattresses and #mirrors on the ceiling and wall carpeting. it's kind of gross.#sometime between spk control room meeting and mello dying. rip king at least you got the love of your life laid once (1) one time

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heartelysia · 3 months

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busy thinking of...

toxic ex! gojo who only broke up with you because he needed to move on! at least he thought he did until you did move on without him, leaving him in the dust. he tries his best to forget about you! he really does, sinking his head into his palms the same way hes sinking his cock into the girl below him. but nothing feels good, nothing can make the aching emptiness in his chest go away, not if its not you.

god he didnt even notice how intoxicated he was with you until you left. you were everything he needed to fucking survive and you just up and left like your three year long relationship was nothing? toxic ex! gojo who will do anything for you back, buying a cup of overpriced coffee at your regular place just to bump heads with you every single day, buying you random flowers and leaving them in your break room of your workplace, texting you non stop even when you blocked most of his accounts.

toxic ex! gojo whos anger boils in the pit of his stomach when you rejected all of his advances, blaming you for all wrongdoings because this would've never happened if you loved him more! he would've mever broken up with you, he wouldnt have to go to the earths ledge for a tiny spark in your 'relationship', he would never have to end up with a fucking restraining order.

hes mad. hes mad that you moved on, hes angry that you left him without begging to stay together, hes furious that your life isn't in shambles. toxic ex! gojo needs you dependant on him, he cant just have you wandering off to another person so easily next time. so he does what any sane person does and stalks you from a distance until the restraining order expires, watching your life unfold in his hollow blue eyes.

dear lord knows how many things toxic ex! gojo has done to try and forget you but nothing seemed to work! from getting into multiple relationships, getting a brand new job in an area he has no experience in to travelling the world, yet everything he did seemed to remind him of your sweet smile.

as any other human being would do, as soon as the document hits its end, he shreds it up and makes his way to your home. you seemed too happy, forgetting about your ex entirely, getting random flings, meeting some new dude called toji, going on dates with said man. toxic ex! gojo couldnt allow that, you were his. you were his property even if you didnt know it and gojo didnt like sharing his property with others.

toxic ex! gojo who couldnt help but notice how many of your flings resembled him, personality or appearance wise, there was always something similar to your ex. that was until toji came into the picture, he was nothing like gojo and your ex felt his veins bulge in irritation. he was your first everything - from hand holding, kissing, picnic dates to sex - so you should still be with him!

he needed you back, he needed you to crawl back to him and plead for forgiveness but that never came. toxic ex! gojo who would break into your apartment when youre on dates with the new man, scoffing when he realizes you still left a spare copy of the keys behind the painting hanging above your door. god you were so easy. when hes inside your apartment, hes hit with the fattest wave of nostalgia.

he instantly heads into your shabby room that gojo stayed in whenever, inhaling the scent of your sweetness like it was an addictive drug. he swears theres a hint of his musk but it might just be someone elses considering its been two years. toxic ex! gojo didnt like that. he fucking hated that idea.

maybe thats how he ended up here, his voice whiny and airy as he desperately humps your pillow as he shoves his nose into the area where it covered your cunt. his poor cock was aching, his tip a burning red colour as the veins running down his thick cock throbbed each time he took a whiff of your panties. god he was so needy, after months of being unable to reach a satisfactory climax, just the feeling of rutting his hips into your pillow that you used daily made precum dribble out of his cock in buckets.

whilst youre happily on the date with toji, gojo is busy having seconds by staining any and all surface in his cum discreetly. he thinks hes never came this much just from masturbating, his balls wrung dry to the core just by the memory of your sweet cunt sloppily making a mess all over his balls and pelvis.

but when the front door of your apartment creaks open, gojo freezes, unable to hide the initial shock on his face. why were your sobs filling the silence?

part 2

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hansama · 8 months

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Day 1 - Fallen King

he's a lil silly sometimes >///>)

@sansxyouweek

#undertale #Han x skellie #sans #undertale sans #han #oc #oc x canon #sansxyouweek2023 #sans x you #D-DON'T LOOK A T ME #THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNIER AND SILLIER BUT IT TURNED OUT ASDJKGD/////#i had other ideas too but idk this is what ended up happening >////>#anyway i still didn't draw for tomorrow yET ADKLJGHKLJADGH i hope i participate in multiple days but I'm not sure #he's a fallen king i'm the new tumblr sexy man exCEPT I DON'T FIT THE CRITERIA LMAOOO #hush sans you'll forever be my no.1 tumblr sexyman king eternally u///u) ♥ ♥#btw yes that's a burger king crown

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pants-magic-pants · 3 months

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do you need casual sexy ballroom jareth to hang around your blog, because for a very limited time he's available

#labyrinth #jareth the goblin king #jareth cosplay #david bowie #sexy jareth #it's a tag now #can I manage the tag idk #in my mind I'm a notoriously unsexy person but I've heard otherwise

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softshuji · 8 months

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Whoever thinks hanma doesn't do aftercare and leaves you like that is a bit funny to me ngl like we just know, we know, he's gonna bring you on his chest to smoke a cigarette and make you laugh till you end up falling asleep curled up against him I take no criticism I'm never wrong.

#tiRED of the ones saying he wouldn't? what do you take him for? put some respect on my boyfriend's name !❗#anyways #king shit only as expected of the sexy tall bf himself #tokyo revengers #hanma shuji #this has been a psa!!!!!!!❗

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tamanegi-san · 2 months

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Chapter 113 (Manga spoilers)

Genuinely though this chapter made me question everything so bad. From this rat man's prehistoric age to why Dazai wasn't in the manga panel with the rest of the ADA (better not be what I think it is because AUGHh). And where in gods name did Nikolai go?

ASAGIRI. WHEN I CATCH YOU ASAGIRI

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On the other hand, I thought of a 'what iF..?' the infamous Fedya plushie was in Fyodor's place rather than Fyodor himself?

Personally, I think it'd look a hundredfold times more menacing. (Look at how threatening he is).

#bsd #bungou stray dogs #bungo gay dogs #bsd fanart #bsd fyodor #bsd bram #bsd brainrot #fyodor plushie #bsd sigma #bsd 113 #bsd spoilers #fyodor dostoevsky #its not my fault he's so sexy #文スト #文豪ストレイドッグズ #bsd shitpost #king of the rats more like cause of the plague

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lazycranberrydoodles · 11 months

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a visual guide to all of hua cheng’s adaptations :D / follow for more hua cheng appreciation posts / transcribed notes + versions without my deisgn below the cut if you want this as a reference!

donghua

(by haoliners animation league) (i found multiple necklace designs in the manhua so i picked the most recent one - the S2 trailer)

very dark gray, straight hair

pointier nose

human ears

slightly paler than xie lian

parallelogram shaped eyepatch

thick braid

tall collar

broad shoulders

low neckline (cleavage)

tunic more form fitting

butterfly + geometric design (on belt and vambraces)

two belts

short red thread

e’ming has large red + white hilt

criss-cross chains (on boots)

white sole (on shoes)

book covers

(by 曰出的小大陽 / tai3_3)

same skin tone as Xie Lian

dark brown hair

trapezoid shaped eyepatch

very long hair + thinner hair

human ears

long nose, thinner face

red liner under the eyes

brain behind shoulder

big necklace charm

simple, loose fitting tunic

wavy + intricate design (on belt and vambraces)

long vambraces

minimal e'ming

endless red thread

lower boots

manhua

(by starember)

wavier, ink black hair

heavy eyeliner / shadow

mismatched earrings

very gray / pale skin

shield shaped eyepatch

arched eyebrow + piercing

lip glos

no hair strands in front of shoulders

beefy / dorito shaped

many outfits + hairstyles

extra straps on belt

pointy vambraces

floral design (on belt and vambraces)

very cool toned red

more detail overall

dark colored pants

e'ming is LONG

my design

(by @lazycranberrydoodles ) (subject to change)

blue / purple toned hair + skin

wolf cut type hairstyle

red & black eyeliner

trapezoid shaped eyepatch

pointy ears

black choker

lipgloss

many earrings (one is a fic reference :))

skinnier (died @ 17)

warmer toned red

big ol sleeves

floral + butterfly design (on belt and vambraces)

extra chain on belt for style

rings

simple e'ming

high boots w/ heel

#did you forget that my blog is hua cheng themed?#i hope this is useful to someone else!! rb if you save it ig #ask me questions about my design i have so many thoughts about Him :)#my design for him changes most times i draw him lmao but some things stay constant #my most important things are making his skin a very light blue/ purple #and making his ears and teeth pointy #no offense!! but im a little tired of official art that makes him look like a human guy #let my boy be dead looking #at the bare minimum in a sexy vampire kind of way #hua cheng: im going out. me: not dressed like that you arent.#hua cheng: better? (has on makeup jewelry demon king swag and high boots) me: yas bitch slay!!#tgcf #art #tian guan ci fu #heaven official’s blessing #hua cheng #digital art #my art #mxtx #reference #tgcf donghua #tgcf novel #tgcf manhua

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sculkshrieking · 1 year

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fly high, king

(90% of you don't understand what a sexyman is and it really shows)

#anyway vote scar #cubfan135 #goodtimeswithscar #convex #ldshadowlady #mcytblr sexymen #mcyt #hermitcraft #blood #y'all did cub so dirty. i saw your sexy boytoy fanart cub. i see you king. i'm sorry #swatted like a little bug #my art

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searchingforbucky · 6 months

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Oh you guys don’t understand how hard I’m trying to protect your feeds from my current Josh Hutcherson brain rot.

#my short king #also #matthew lillard #HELLO #god he’s still so damn fine #makes a psycho sexy every time I’m sorry #I watched FNAF #josh hutcherson #five nights at freddy's #fnaf

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thedukeofhastingssexyrobe · 11 months

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Charlotte and george enjoying married life

#bridgerton #queen charlotte: a bridgerton story #qcabs #charlotte x george #king george iii #queen charlotte #charlottegeorge #george x charlotte #india amarteifio #corey mylchreest #qcabsedit #bridgertonedit #posting this gif because I'm just trying to see something loool #will t-um/b:lr allow me to post it ? !!! who knows let's see loool #during season 1 I used to post this type of content regularly but now t/u:mb:lr won't let me sniiif #if they flag my blog I'll know why hahahahaha #this was my last post I wanted to talk about charlotte x george because I haven't really fangirled over them #but I'm just way too tired lool maybe this week end #edit it worked !!!! thank you tu:mblr you guys have exquisite taste!!!#I guess you too enjoyed their sexy scenes...I mean how could you not?!! look at them...look at george...#look at the way he's dancing on charlotte ?!! michael jackson could #never...george and his kingly hips are unstoppable !!!!#no wonder they had 15 kids !!!!! them hips wouldn't rest !!!#ok this time I'm gone lmao

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sciderman · 16 days

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Tips from a trans masc that passes pretty damn well even though I haven’t started transitioning and can’t bind.

1. Walk like you carry your manhood between your legs! If you pretend like you got a “package” while you walk (if you don’t have a packer which I don’t) it’ll make your stride look way more masc. it’s the shuttle things people.(don’t overdo it though)

2. Looking for Jeans? Levi’s 505 pant cut. I personally think this cut is great for people who don’t want their wide hips to be so obvious. Thigh room and baggy legs. I should be a 32x33 but I always go for 34x34 for the best baggy effect. Got like three pairs of these.

3. Tired of wearing huge shirts? Sometimes smaller is better. When buying a shirt make sure it’s cropped above your hips so it doesn’t hug your figure, the shirt must fall straight from the pit (make sure it’s lose around the torso to hide the waist), keep sleeves of shirt short and tight (makes arms look bigger and muscular)

4. I know putting weight on one leg is much more comfortable but sacrifices need to be made. Keep weight equal on both feet, and keep them apart by about a foot in distance (Evens out the curve of your hips and makes it a little less noticeable). To be more comfortable I like to sway back and forth if I get tired of standing like that for too long.

5. DARK CLOTHES CREATE LESS SHADOWS, BETTER AT HIDING THE CURVES!

6. I know you want to slouch. Don’t do it. It’s not worth the terrible posture. We men got to stand up straight and maximize our height.

I could keep going but I’ll cut it short at the MOST achievable stuff.

you’re forgetting one vital step and that’s to listen to this song every morning at breakfast

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you can skip all the other steps if you can’t remember them it’s fine (I’ll forgive you, king)

#this all seems like far too much for someone brainless and silly like me to remember #and I like frolicking and skipping in my cute little fruity pink sneakers far too much #and I like strutting in my sexy big pink boots too much also.#but posting this for all the trans boys out there who care about passing.#me I listen to britney’s ‘work bitch’ every morning at breakfast #because my desired gender happens to be ‘bitch (he/him)’#my pronouns are he/bitch/him #yeah.#sci speaks #blowing kisses to the trans king in my inbox. keep that metaphysical dick swinging king

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