#my stupid boy is back

[inkskinned]

one of the things about being an educator is that you hear what parents want their kids to be able to do a lot. they want their kid to be an astronaut or a ballerina or a politician. they want them to get off that damn phone. be better about socializing. stop spending so much time indoors. learn to control their own temper. to just "fucking listen", which means to be obedient.

one of the things i learned in my pedagogy classes is that it's almost always easier to roleplay how you want someone to act. it's almost always easier to explain why a rule exists, rather than simply setting the rule and demanding adherence.

i want my kids to be kind. i want them to ask me what book they should read next, and i want to read that book with them so we can discuss it. i want my kid to be able to tell me hey that hurt my feelings without worrying i'll punish them. i want my kid to be proud of small things and come running up to me to tell me about them. i want them to say "nah, i get why this rule exists, but i get to hate it" and know that i don't need them to be grateful-for-the-roof-overhead while washing the dishes. i want them to teach me things. i want them to say - this isn't safe. i'm calling my mom and getting out of this. i want them to hear me apologize when i do fuck up; and i want them to want to come home.

the other day a parent was telling me she didn't understand why her kid "just got so angry." this woman had flown off the handle at me.

my dad - traditional catholic that he is - resents my sentiment of "gentle parenting". he says they'll grow up spoiled, horrible, pretentious. granola, he spits.

i am going to be kind to them. i am going to set the example, i think. and whatever they choose become in the meantime - i'm going to love them for it.

#writeblr #i was doing a lot with high school students. over and over again #other teachers kept asking me what i was doing differently - why the kids listened to me. i am not particularly foreboding #and i have a pretty firm personal policy of never reacting in anger #godhelpme. #i was always kind of taken aback #because in general the kids were pretty easy. i explained i needed to keep everything “PG-13” because this was my workplace #and it was kind of their workplace #too. besides #i love swearing #and since i couldn't swear #neither could they - so if they were going to say “fuck” or become violent #they needed to choose a really specific time #because we only get “the one”.. sure enough - nobody wanted to waste the one very specific “fuck” utterance. kids listened. #i think just because - that rule makes sense. the kids understand that i don't want to be unfair to them #that censorship is stupid #but that i'm under these rules too so like let's ride it out together #also i look young and tbh between me and u nobody wants to make the nice english teacher cry #the way these kids defended me to their friends was really genuinely so heartwarming bc the Grouchy Frat Boy #would be like MISS RAQUEL DOESN'T DESERVE THAT KIND OF AN ATTITUDE BRO DON'T TALK BACK TO HER

[little-pondhead]

DP x DC Prompt

…

There are no more heroes.

Well, okay. Rewind a bit.

Danny has been doing the hero thing for a while now. He’s had a big reveal; everyone has accepted him (including his parents), the GIW disbanded, the Anti-Ecto acts repealed, and generally, everything is going great. Some of the A-Listers are even training as junior ghost hunters to help give him a break from his rogues! (Being Ghost King makes things hectic sometimes, and he just needs the extra help. Sue him!)

The point is, literally nothing is wrong with Danny Phantom’s afterlife.

And then Valerie Gray, the Red Huntress, disappears in front of his eyes.

Danny is baffled! She’s just…gone! Valerie just popped out of existence, like she was never there. But no matter how hard he searches in the Ghost Zone, he can’t find her soul anywhere. His core isn't broken in grief. So she’s not dead. Which is good. So then, where is she?

Some of the others come forward with ideas on how to find her. A few ghosts volunteer to go out into the mortal realm, an area Danny had declared off-limits, to see if she was out there. Danny approves it. He rounds up some of the friendlier (i.e., discreet) ghosts and Amity Parkers and demolishes the outside travel ban.

So everyone spreads out, looking for their dear frenemy and teammate. But it becomes apparent very quickly that something is wrong with the rest of the world.

There are no more heroes.

Every single living superhero on the face of the Earth has just…vanished. Villains are running amok; the countries are in chaos! Some aliens are invading Earth, mythical deities are trying to take over, and society is crumbling to the ground. Everything is on the brink of collapse.

Well, Danny was still there. And so were his people. They were pretty spread out, so could they just…take up the mantles? He also knew where to find the souls of dead heroes in the Zone; surely they wouldn't mind coming out of retirement for a little bit, especially if they couldn't die again. Oh! And that skeleton army leftover from Pariah Dark's reign might be useful in repelling those invading forces.

Honestly, there were more than enough hands to go around! And with the heroes gone, Danny didn't mind letting everyone out for a little break, as long as they followed his rules. They wouldn't stop the search for the other heroes, but hopefully, when they found them, the heroes wouldn't mind Danny's intervention too much. :)

In other words:

Someone fucks up, and all of Earth's living heroes are either wished out of existence or are whisked away to some far-off realm where Danny hasn't checked yet. In the attempt to figure out what's going on, Danny lets the dead run amok over the Earth as they search for clues. The skeleton army repels the invading armies, the souls of dead heroes deal with the world leaders, and his rogues and other Amity Parkers set up shop in place of famous heroes, trying to get the cities under control again.

Basically, they just do their best to keep everything from imploding until the Justice League and others are back.

(And why is it that Danny hasn't disappeared? Well, whatever caused everyone to go poof! only affected living heroes. Anyone heroes that were dead in the first place, or even just half-dead, stayed behind.)

#pondhead blurbs #danny phantom #dpxdc #reveal gone right au #ghost king au #for plot reasons #it doesn't count if the hero had died and then came back to life #lots of heroes would still be around then #but this is me pushing the halfa!jason todd narrative work with me here he deserves the fun #deadman is there too #and he's just thriving honestly. it's so nice to be around his own kind even if the world is ending #maybe ellie is whooshed away too cause she never technically died but she took up danny's moniker when he was crowned #vlad is ecstatic cause danny put him in charge of several states while they looked for clues including Wisconsin #skulker is replacing superman and just has a shitty S painted on his chest and just eats kryptonite like candy the first time he meets Lex #Kitty and Johnny take over in gotham and sam is now the new wonder woman #idk man just stupid stuff like this #the press is flabbergasted cause the fucking KING OF GHOSTS just showed up and he's 14 and just looking for some friends #Danny: hey guys sorry about the zombies and fire i'm just here to find my coworker and lil sister and maybe the other heroes #Danny: in the meantime i'll just let my army into the mortal realm to defend it while we figure out what's going on pls don't yell at us :) #the press: how do we explain this to the justice league when they come back. how do we explain that earth was saved by a 14 year old boy- #also idk which heroes are technically dead but are still kicking so if you feel like someone deserves liminal status slap it on them idc #some villains are trying for world dominance and some are just trying to find their buddies. their fight buds. where'd they go? :( #joker gets bitch slapped by a skeleton two days in and waylon becomes bffs with wulf #danny uses the watchtower as a base of operations and it's the only thing he doesn't want to give up when the heroes are back #i have no plot ideas beyond this #i just want everyone to be baffled that an army of the dead showed up while they were gone and just made sure everything stayed cool #later danny realizes he was technically the ruler of the world for a bit since his people were everywhere keeping the villains in check

[spilledkaleidoscope]

Look man, you know, yeah

#my back hurts let me have the stupid #disco doodle #disco sapphics #Kim Kitsuragi #harry du bois #harrier du bois #my art

[astrolavas]

you know what i’d like, Belos?

#possessed hunter? no thank u. hunter GOING UP AGAINST BELOS AND FINALLY TALKING BACK TO HIM AND STANDING UP FOR HIMSELF??? THISSSSS THIS THI #the owl house #toh spoilers #hunter toh #toh hunter #toh #toh art #fanart #my art #hunter wittebane #hunter #thanks to them #toh s3 #the owl house s3 #the owl house season 3 #his speech >>>>>> #JUST....... him saying all these things. SUCH a big step for him his SPEECH > #anyways thinking of him saying all these things but ending it with 'but Most of all i'd like to make sure u never hurt anyone again' #and throwing that vial........ sth belos rly wanted.. into the water...... hoping he'll jump in after it.. #JUST. STUPID STUPID BOY did you think others wouldn't care enough to try to save you????? did u think they'd just let u sacrifice himself #I SWEAR.. I SWEAR he better not try anything like that again (i mean he'd die anyway cuz belos' possession was probably eating him alive but #BUT DON'T TRY THAT AGAIN. STAY SAFE. safe-ish) #anyway boy i'm so proud of u you've come so far i hope u get to be happy i hope u only have good things happen to you.. blorbo #also posting this at 3am again cuz i have no patience ig so 😭😭

[mewtwo24]

I just started reading the svsss volumes (and re-read them again because A LOT IS GOING ON) but like. This shit is so hysterically funny I don't even know where to begin.

Was no one????? Going to tell me that one of the cornerstone jokes in the damn series is that lbh's adoration for his one and only 'tism person who literally cannot express his emotions to save his life is basically genetic?????????

Was no one???? No one AT ALL going to tell me that Mobei-Jun straight up yeets Airplane at the problem in one of the scenes?????? And that in the most hilarious twist of fate Airplane then unyeets Mobei-Jun not twenty minutes later?????

It's one thing to see people joke about sqq and lbh being unable to communicate but it's on a league of its own when you have to read HUNDREDS OF PAGES of sqq's inner monologue be like 'that's my darling boy. my baby. my sugar plum pumpy umpkin you're my sweetie pie' but on the outside he says "get lost binghe" and somehow deems that an effective expression of his affection that lbh will surely understand. 'Why is lbh whining and crying and tugging at my sleeve like a plaintive wife, why is he so angry?' Sqq asks, the entire circus, as lbh is about to fling himself off a cliff for attention--

In short, MXTX is the queer comedian of our generation and nobody appreciates her enough

#svsss #bingqiu #shen qingqiu #luo binghe #mxtx what must it be like to carry the gays on your shoulders like this #she ran so that the rest of us could walk oh my actual god #i just can't get over how much of the novels are sqq panicking because he needs to 'do right' by lbh #aka make lbh the absolute lunatic from the original #so its just this uproarious back and forth between a guy trying to make a bbg desperate for his love into a human weapon #AND make himself disappear before that weapon is turned on him (also probably the self-hatred talking) #amazing showstopping spectacular **slaps sqq's back** you can fit so many repressed internalizations of toxic masculinity in this mf #legit as i read these volumes i just kept thinking of that meme like 'congrats sqq buddy that's the worst anyone's ever done it' (joke) #not that lbh is any better but in fairness the lad is going through a lot too so i spare him too harsh a judgement #also sincerely i dont think i was prepared for just how stupid how crazy lbh goes for sqq. it was. MAGNIFICENT #I was like 'surely he isn't that dramatic' and then by god everyone. by god I started reading and went #'jesus christ that's a nuclear missile shaped little meow meow and that's HILARIOUS' #i also just can't get over sqq insisting 'IM NOT GAY. I DONT GAY. IM THE STRAIGHTEST STRAIGHT!!!!' #while. literally. saying full stop to lbh of like 'wym i smile more genuinely at everyone else they're just scarecrows around me' #sqq--the man who couldn't bear to see lbh suffering as a young boy. #who was so affected he was crying in his sleep and calling out lbh's name over and over #ON WHAT LEVEL IS THAT HETEROSEXUAL SQQ. THE JIG IS UP #literally EVERYONE around sqq being like 'congrats on being the last to know' about his love for lbh #and can we talk about sqq being like 'we used to communicate so seamlessly that we had no need for words. there was no greater joy for me.' #and highlighting that though gongyi xiao was a similar and talented young lad he fell decidedly short because he did not have above quality #and then sqq still being in denial; i swear i LOVE the little hints mxtx drops i feel like the happiest mouse scampering around for crumbs #additionally a question: how does anyone take liu qingge seriously #when he's displeased he just yells 'HEY' and does nothing about it (most times) #that is the most boomer dad energy i think i've ever seen #also :(((((((( all the jokes about tianlang-jun (though accurate) were so deceptive my heart was broken at the end of vol.3

[clownmitts]

I'm so mad and disgusted, I drew Joan being mad and disgusted so I'm not so mad and disgusted

#clone high season 2 #clone high joan #the way they resolved it is so stupid why punish Abe my boy did nothing wrong for once!! #clone high #made me wish they broke up even if its just for a few episodes and then be like “okay im not mad anymore just dont do it again” #instead of brushing it under the rug IMMEDIATELY #or even better dont include cheating tropes #hate them!!!!! #you can never come back from them!! it ruins the characters!!!!!! #I will be ignoring the canon i care them too much

[jasontoddsmommyissues]

I’m still down so bad for him I may never be free

#it’s missing eddie hours #stranger things #Eddie munson #feral raccoon boy #stranger things 4 #stranger things season 4 #Joseph Quinn #stranger things eddie #eddie munson x reader #Eddie munson x you #Eddie munson x y/n #this stupid goblin motherfucker has stolen my heart and he won’t give it back #Eddie munson fandom #stranger things fandom #stranger things 4 vol 1 #stranger things 4 vol 2 #stranger things season 4 vol 1 #stranger things season 4 vol 2 #Eddie munson you will always be famous

[eruptedinlight]

this is how it went, right?

#star trek discovery #st disco #saru #t'rina #saru x t'rina #disco 05x03 #star trek edit #discovery spoilers #dsc shitpost #my stuff #that moment you wish you could shove all the stupid words right back in your mouth #10/10 can relate to this poor dumb boy #this was such a real relationship moment #t'rina ready to read him to filth in her effortlessly cool vulcan way

[fighting-naturalist]

Daniel with Shyla pre- vs. post-sarcophagus addiction

#what shyla does to him is truly and thoroughly deeply fucked up if you think about it. anyway more meta in the tags below lol #stargate #sg-1 #daniel jackson #shyla #michael shanks #s2 #ep5 #2.5 #***edits #love love love how they showed his descent in this ep #the transition from gentle and patient and considerate danny into a smarmy swaggering piece of shit #also as deeply fucked up as what shyla does is you almost get it??? #like she's so lonely and isolated at the beginning of the episode she tries to commit suicide #and there's daniel saving her! she's never had anyone except her mother who died and her abusive father so of course she gets attached #and she is prepared to do ANYTHING to keep him because she's isolated and naive and yeah it's really fucked up and she becomes the abuser #and in order to try to keep him she changes him so drastically from the man she actually liked. because she's young and isolated and stupid #and when after all she put him through he STILL comes back to help her and it's THAT that spurs her to change her entire civilization #to break the cycle her father started #all because daniel first saved her and then forgave her #my VERY GOOD BOY!!!!!

[thrumugnyr]

Tharion Ketos from Crescent City

#my sweet stupid fish boi #i love him #tharion ketos #crescent city #this was just a quick sketch to come up with a design and colors #but it turned out quite nice i think #just a small detour before I get back to work on Tamlin Week stuff lol #just needed to get the fish out of my system

[screechingart]

Heyyyy I died again :))))) it’s okay tho, I’ve been obsessed with Cinderella Boy in webtoon so here’s a panel redraw I did for it! (The OG panel will be below the cut because it’s a Giant Photo ™️, atleast on my ipad )

Also, AGHHGHAGGWHDGHHH PUNKO (the creator / @funwithpunko on insta) REPLIED TO MY COMMENT OF MY HEAD CANNON SO I HAD TO DRAW IT

The original:

From Punko on webtoon and @funwithpunko on insta

This panel was also a runner up ✌️

#digital art #illustration #artists on tumblr #cute art #art #doodles #stupid doodles #cinderella boy #webtoon #fanart #cinderella boy webtoon #i’m back #catboy #panel redraw #web comic #not my comic

[strelitzien-gewaechs]

davesport cos im back in the fucking building (obsessed w dayshift at freddys again)

#dayshift at freddy's #dsaf #dsaf jack #dsaf dave #davesport #i vividly remember loving the first game back in 2016 when i was into fnaf the first time. #played thru all 3 games and got a majority of the different endings and boy am i not ok. #dayshift also is my fav thing cos it starts as a stupid shitpost parody of fnaf and then end with an actuall story about forgiveness and #made me cry during the endings #also tragic gays who will never have a happy ending #strels art #2023 strel art

[jeysuso]

#damian priest #finn balor #wweedit #monday night raw #wwe raw #mygifs* #jeysuso #wrestling tag #* #listen. ignore jimmy's stupid ass face in the background 😭😭😭 #i had to get out of my SEAT when damian said this lmfaoooo #that deep voice? that thinly-veiled threat of back the fuck up irish boy??? ooooof. #papi damian indeed

[carltonlassie]

#gay lil punch & the hand going right back into his coat pocket lol #idk what this subplot was for but. cute #mash #i guess with that episode with the french lady. she was saying how sorry she was that he isn't much of a boy at all #bc he's never carefree and never lets himself experience the whimsy. it's good 2 see him experience the stupid stuff for fun #(also that ep was like. my family won't ever accept you with your unconventional ways => reading it with DOS being closeted..... poignant) #which is why i think him + klinger subplots are so fun. klinger is impulsive and wild and sometimes v basic #and drags charles into situations he'd never find himself in. and charles seems annoyed but when hes with klinger #he lets himself be 'stupid' and enjoys doing the stupid stuff. he's not verbally nice to klinger still.. calling him dumb and all but #i think klinger is such a great guy bc he knows that's how charles expresses himself and he's just afraid to let things happen to him. #and he keeps on going back to charles for his enterprises and adventures and includes him. and charles has changed a lot thru him u know. #anyways.

[bones-of-a-rabbit]

I know most ppl rlly like gremlin-Moon who’s always picking on and messing with Y/N (BuT LiKE iN aN EnDEaRiNG WaY) but I grew up with three older brothers. Anyway I personally would love to hit gremlin-Moon with a bat

#doodles #sketches #fnaf moon x y/n #fnaf moon x reader #gremlin moon #I don mind the occasional joke but if all of ur humor is based on belittling or mocking me I can and will go Cain on ur ass #‘OOoOhH BuT He’SJuST MeSsINg ArOuND’ yeah and I can put him in the ground. bitch #‘awww but it’s a sign of his affection!!!!’ also gives very BoYs WiLL bE bOYs vibes and I want to fucking hit someone #Babbit vs stupid mf moon challenge. I win by default bc of pure feral rage and years worth of stifled violence #I’m in a mood today sorry #Babbit lore #aka small things abt my life #I’m the youngest of four and hav three older brothers! #yes it sucked. yes we did get along 80% of the time #anyway if u ever wonder why I’m so paranoid abt ppl mocking me to my face or behind my back abt my interests. now u know #hits face on floor repeatedly #silly fluff #silly bullshit #bones of a rabbit fnaf #bones of a rabbit

[buttfrovski]

i feel like craig should have that fuck ass burger king whopper song stuck in his head. as punishment.

#late night thoughts #i was also thinking about an axe- i really want a nice axe- that i can throw #especially at people #and put it on my back and just WAPOOSH- and it's all cool and stuff and i chop down trees with my smexy muskelz #and then my lovely dreams of an axe was interrupted by my hatred for craig tucker #grrrr craig!!!! i hate u!!! grrr!! grrr!!' #stupid boy...