buffy “i can fix her” summers & faith “i can make her worse” lehane immovable object unstoppable force knives to each other’s throats “you gonna kill me? you become me” then i kiss u on da forehead and later u stab me and we never get over it and we DO become each other, i have nothing more to add im just THINKING ABOUT IT
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I was thinking about the scars and yknow how all of them had to fight toichiro to get their scars?? What about MUKAI???? She’s like 11, like that scar too oh my godddd. No child deserves to go through that someone pls hug her
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okay so i’ve been called hot and sexy a lot that’s cool and all.
but like … am i pretty? am i beautiful? am i adorable? do i still make his heart race when i have no makeup on and am in my pajamas?
i wanna be more than sexy, i want to be more than what i can offer sexually.
is that a weird critique?
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“google tell me what is a mutual on tumblr” i say, like a fool, just straight-up forgetting what the word mutual means in a moment of brain-numbness
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Danny is just a kid ya know? Like he is just a little guy. A baby really. 14? Tiny child! Look at him, he needs to be protected. Someone has to help this poor little dude. I mean he forgets to use his own powers to avoid attacks all the time.
Anyway cut to Batfam not knowing all of Dannys power set cause the lil dingus keeps forgetting he can do that stuff in the heat of battle.
Danny uses his invisibility all the time… to avoid being followed. But in a fight? Oopsies hes too busy thinking of funny one liners to realise he could do that.
Intangibility? Give the guy a break. I mean who calls themselves condiment king. Even he was stunned.
He so rarely actually uses his biggest advantage powers that the League doubt he actually has them. He, like any naive child, trusts them and reported fully on his power set. Instead of just asking him to demonstrate his powers they instead start watching him and try to find evidence of his powers.
At least they know duplication was true since they watched him make a copy of himself to go to the bathroom and not miss any of his fav tv show.
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too many of you guys think nico is the loser and not lewis for letting the divorce go on for so long. like they're both losers about each other. emotionally constipated idiots who can't talk about their toxic homoerotic friendship that imploded on itself like 8 years ago and are now making it everyone else's problem. yeah nico's on television or in beer gardens talking about lewis all the time but like every other month some reporter is like "lewis, what's your favorite moment in your career?" and lewis no hesitation is like "oh man, karting, y'know? everything was simpler then" and then spends another six months skirting around nico's name. like this whole thing they're doing in the media isn't some kinda extended foreplay for them. they're both still pressing on the bruise to make sure it's still there!!! every few months, they're literally just asking on public television, does it still hurt for you like it does for me? and like clockwork, someone will release new information about them or one of them will say something about each other (in my heart, he's still my best friend/yes... and teammate) and the answer will remain the same, yes, of course, always.
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Batfam as things my friends and I have said
Tim, at a toy store: Don't get close to me with that affectionate shit. *spots toy trucks* Look, trucks :D
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Cassandra: Maybe that's why my life's so peaceful. Because I don't like men
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Tim: I'm bisexual. I don't like choosing
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Damian: They're holding hands. I hope they die
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Stephanie: If I had a penis....
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Stephanie: The other day Duke learnt about periods. He was devastated.
Duke, fake crying: Shit ain't right
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Tim: Can I just kill myself, guys?
Dick: Not yet, Timmy
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Jason: I don't wanna smell it, Dick
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Jason: Stephanie, I wanna drink
Stephanie + Jason simultaneously: Drink alcohol. yeah.
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Duke: I'm doing it correctly but my answers still not coming up
Damian: Then you're not doing it correctly
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Dick, pointing at pads: How strong is your pussy?
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Jason: Am I scared or am I hard?
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Cassandra: Why did you look at me with that tone???
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Bruce: The omegaverse? That was in the spiderman movie, right?
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Stephanie: Why must we decide?
Tim: The bible says Adam and Eve, not Adam or Eve
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Damian: I'm not exotic, I'm just brown
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Stephanie: Are penises heavy?
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Duke: I'm just...
Stephanie: Ken
Tim: a girl
Duke: dead.
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Dick: Now that we're alone let's get into the real stuff. What's your childhood trauma, babygirl?
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Dick: Look at those gay flags
Jason: Those are countries
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listen u all r clowning shauna for bitching in her diary about not being antler queen but if i 1) became the first cannibal (on the loml who died bc we got into a fight and i told her to Leave) giving permission to everyone else to be a cannibal and saving everyone’s life by doing so and also forever holding the burden of being the catalyst, 2) carried a pregnancy to term after a failed abortion i did MYSELF with a piece of wire, creating excitement for everyone else while being the sole one to go through all of the actual pain and stress of literal childbirth only for the baby to be stillborn, and 3) was the designated butcher, saving everyone else from the trauma of having to carve up not just animals but JAVI, never asking for any help on the matter, all the others know is that i come in with a platter of meat, they don’t know the gritty details of peeling back the skin - if i had to go thru all that and then have lottie say The wilderness chose a leader, one who has been keeping us all alive, and then points at the girl i was supposed to skin in javi’s place i would also be bitching about it u better believe
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the thing about sebaciel is not that only ciel is faced by the confusion of their bond but sebastian is too like he is baffled he can't believe what he is feeling he is obsessed with his little master he can't live without him oh he wants his soul but the thought of being without ciel scares him oh he wants he wants more he needs to consume he needs to be close more close inside open him up be enter his body but how can a devil feel that way that's not proper that's not okay it's not supposed to go like that he is not supposed to feel that way about a simple human but oh is his young master a simple human? no but
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Honestly glad people are enjoying my Noir art :')
He's become a fast comfort character for me and I find it incredibly relaxing drawing and painting in black and white, hence why all my noir art is monochromatic ✨
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