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elysianluv · 3 years

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content warning/s: reader has a menstrual cycle

ASKING FOR FAKE MENSTRUAL PRODUCTS! ft. fuegoleon, nozel, licht, yuno

fuegoleon vermillion.

— definitely makes a weird face before nodding super determinedly because "this is my duty as your boyfriend, my darling, why wouldn't i go?"

— not you already feeling guilty 😭🖐️

— i shit you not he genuinely looks traumatized when he returns

— "darling, i tried five different stores," looks at you apologetically before murmuring, "the employees were a bit rude though."

— while you're: 👁️👄👁️❓

— "i asked if they knew where i could find the ouchie coohie 3000 and they just started laughing at me! is it that strange for me to buy products for you??"

— well congrats now you're 100% guilt ridden bc this babe apparently refuses to believe you could've tricked him </3

— how could you do this

— but nooo he keeps going, "i told them my precious s/o was in a lot of pain, so they kept on referring me to other stores and laughing. is it an extremely rare product, my sweet?"

— "uh– well, uhm– you see..."

— do you have the heart to break his trust? do you??

— but then this glorious bastard grins at your distraught expression, a mischievous glint in his eyes

— "do you have something to say, darling? my love? the one i trust more than myself? my one and—"

— "did you– just–?? was this an uno reverse??" yes, yes it was </3

— apparently the employees from the first store exposed the prank and told him to guilt trip you 💀 bless them acting skills fue 😌✨

— still smirking, fue closes in on you, "how does it feel, hm? the bitter sting of betrayal? does it hurt, (y/n)?"

— good job, you've created a monster 😊

nozel silva.

— apparently you have no fears 😬✌️

— he's suspicious the moment you request the product because literally why should he go get it instead of a servant when he could be cuddling you instead

— also he just doesn't trust you on your period, you once asked for a hoard of chocolates, fell asleep in the few minutes it took him to get them, then scolded him for not waking you even though you would've scolded him more for waking you 😔

— scolded him again when he went "i'm royalty 😤😤"

— goes anyway like simp he is

— he's smiling when he gets back

— the moment you knew you fucked up

— "never in 29 years have i ever–" takes in a deep breath before continuing, "...the shopkeeps said the 'unicorn wing tampon size extra extra large' didn't exist."

— so you try to pull a fast one on him, "oh, did they not have the size?"

— his eyes narrow at you and you think yes, i've got him

— until mercury starts pooling together in the air surrounding him

— ABORT MISSION

— it's his special move -- the mercury forms a hand that aims for your worst ticklish spots, nozel's face neutral as if he isn't about to torture you

— and you very well know he's merciless so you do the one thing you can: 🏃💨

— you now have one(1) fear

licht.

— you'd think this genius had it all figured out

— turns out he's as big of a simp as we all knew he was </3

— "oh, the rechargeable tampon 300? are there sizes? how many would you like, love? last time there were a million sizes of pads and this old lady tried explaining it all to me and it was so bad."

— look me in the eye and say you're going to do this literal ray of sunshine like that smfh

— his face is SO red when he returns, immediately falling on top of you

— "nope, never going back there again ever."

— and you're just snickering like, "oh, did you run into the old lady again?"

— "yes!! i did!!! she laughed at me (y/n), she laughed at me i swear i have never been this humiliated, why are you so cruel--"

— so you're trying to stop wheezing bc you're supposed to bribe him with kisses now, wrapping your arms around his torso in a back hug that he dodges

— "no, i hereby revoke your cuddle privileges."

— he looks like the embodiment of "no talk me angy"

— "whaaaat no you can't do that, i won't let you trample all over my human rights like that 😤🖐️"

— sis he's used to your bs by now 😔 "that's literally not a human right?? what are you taking about 😐"

— "you're an elf, go ask lumiere this counts as cruelty and maltreatment and injustic--"

— he won't budge, have fun sleeping on the couch tonight 👏👏

— no bc he's gonna pick you up and bring you to the bed when you're asleep and claim that you came yourself sleepwalking in the morning, he's so in love it makes him look stupid 😅

yuno.

— can smell your bs from a mile away, this one

— which is why you've got to convince him you're on the verge of death unless you get this certain product

— klaus and mimosa bully him into going as well, both of them in on it

— "how can call yourself a good boyfriend if you can't assist (y/n) through this gruesome ordeal, yuno? as your senpai did i fall short? did i fail to teach you of the important things in life? for example the squeaky clean-a vageen-a?"

— he returns to find you, mimosa, klaus, and langris playing the floor is lava, jumping all around the headquarters like monkeys while captain vangeance keeps score 😌✨

— "you didn't find it? i wonder why,"

— if you think he's gonna take that lmaoo "maybe because it doesn't exist?"

— genuinely tries to look pissed, but his ears are so red that he almost whines at your cruelty

— just when you think he's too embarrassed to pull anything backhanded a gust of wind takes you wobbling upwards, controlled by a simple flick of his wrist

— ruins your hair on purpose, bastard

— "you owe me so many cuddles for that,"

— holds an actual grudge until you manage to placate him with the promise of cuddles and food (how you gonna keep it down after he flung you around in a whole tornado 😐)

[masterlist]

#fuegoleon vermillion x reader #nozel silva x reader #licht x reader #yuno grinberryall x reader #black clover x reader #sera's fluff tag <3 #dating headcanons

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p-artsypants · 3 years

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I’ll Handle This (8)

I’ve always wanted to write a sleepover/truth or dare fic, but I never could come up with a plot. This is my wish fulfillment.

Ao3 | FF.net

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In Which Nino is Sus

“So what does one do at the beginning of a sleepover?” Asked Plagg. “Is it like it is in the movies?”

“Some things are similar,” Alya provided, digging through her duffel. “First, one must change into their pajamas.” She held up an oversized t-shirt and red flannel pants.

“Oh! I get it!” Plagg undid his button.

“What are you doing?” Asked Nino, looking meaningfully to the girls in the room.

“Changing?” And Plagg dropped his pants in one fluid motion.

Alya saw it coming and turned away with a laugh.

But Marinette caught an eyeful (as much as Adrien in boxer briefs could be considered an eyeful) before she too turned away with an ‘eep!’

“I change in front of people all the time,” Plagg explained. “As a model that is. Not my fault you’re all shy. I’ve got underwear on.”

“Well if Sunshine isn’t ashamed, then I’m not going to make a big deal out of it.” Alya stopped shielding her face, though she didn’t look directly at him.

Plagg peeled his shirts off next, eliciting another squeal from Marinette.

“I, for one, will be changing in the bathroom,” said Alya, PJs in hand.

Plagg bent over and ruffled through his bag, derrière within smacking distance to Marinette.

“I-I-I’ll join you,” said Marinette, scrambling to get her PJs.

Alya was already halfway out the door. “Wait your turn, M.”

And Marinette was forced to wait as Adrien stepped those long, beautifully toned legs into a pair of...oh, Ladybug spot patterned pants. Then he slipped on a shirt covering those perfect, sculpted abs.

The shirt was red, and had words sharpied onto it, but it wasn’t until he got it on and smoothed it out that she could read what it said.

“Ladybug’s sexiest fan.”

She laughed. Not a laugh of, ‘oh, that’s funny’ but a laugh of ‘why me God?’

“Your turn, M!” Alya sang, coming into the room. Her eyes landed on Adrien. “Where did you get that shirt?? I need one!”

Plagg puffed out his chest. “Sorry Alya, this is a one of a kind piece! I made it myself!”

“It’s really good for being hand drawn!”

“Thanks!” He beamed.

From his bag, Adrien had to wonder when Plagg had the time to make such a thing.

Marinette excused herself to change, and immediately Alya and Nino whirled on him. “What was that??”

“What was what?”

“That strip tease! What the heck?!”

“Oh that? Well, when you have a bod like mine, you gotta flaunt it on occasion.”

“Sure Dude,” Nino raised a brow. “But like, we just talked last week about how you were having self confidence issues. Why the change?”

Plagg had forgotten about that conversation. Granted, he had tried not to listen to it, since it wasn’t a conversation for him...

“Well, you know how it is when you’re around people you trust.”

“You’ve got the hots for Marinette!” Alya blurted.

Plagg played bashful. “Well...maybe a little...”

She squealed in excitement, clapping her hands together. “Oh em gee! I’ve been waiting for this day for forever! You have to ask her out! She’ll say yes, I promise!”

“Oh, I know about her crush.” Plagg explained, “I just wanted to...encourage her to confess herself.”

Alya and Nino both went wide-eyed. “You knew? Since when?”

“And you didn’t tell me?” Nino asked, slightly hurt. “I thought I was your wingman.”

“It’s a recent thing.” At least for Adrien it was. “I haven’t really had to think things through. I’m just...having fun and flirting.” He quirked a smile. “I am flirting, right? I’m not coming off like a creep, right?”

“Oh no no,” Alya insisted. “You’re a natural! How did you find out?”

Plagg twirled a lock of hair close to his scalp. “I have my ways.”

Nino narrowed his eyes, the action going unnoticed by Plagg.

Marinette returned, wearing pink shorts and an oversized sweatshirt.

From Adrien’s point of view, she looked adorable, and he wished he could just pull her into a hug and snuggle up with her...maybe press a kiss to her temple.

“There you are, Princess. We missed you!” Plagg chirped.

Marinette blushed. “I was gone for like a minute.”

“Oh but it felt so much longer! Nino and Alya were making out the whole time! It was torture!”

“We did not!” Alya barked. “Don’t you lie to my girl!”

“Don’t listen to her,” Plagg insisted. “She was sucking the soul out of him.”

Alya gasped in mock horror. “You keep your vulgar rebellion away from my innocent baby!”

Plagg wrapped his arms around Marinette, pulling her towards him. “On the contrary, I think I’ll pull Marinette with me into the depths of my depravity!”

“Nooo!” Alya cried. “What horrors do you plan to subject her to?”

“Well, I know I can’t convince her to dress like me.”

“Over my dead body,” Marinette agreed, her face red hot.

“But perhaps she will sneak out of her house like me?” He leaned in closer to her ear and purred. “We can stay out all night doing who knows what?”

Marinette gave a full body shiver, wriggling away from him. “Uh, you don’t—I’m not very good at—surely they’ll notice—“

Plagg smiled to himself. God it was so funny seeing her so flustered.

“Alright,” said Alya, pulling him away. “Give her a break before she combusts.”

Nino watched with narrowed eyes, but they softened before Plagg could notice.

“So? What’s next on the agenda?” Asked Plagg, still in great spirits.

“Since this is a first sleepover for Adrien,” began Alya, with bravado, “I have an assemblage of traditional sleepover games. Including,” she slammed down a box. “Truth or dare.”

Nino and Marinette both moaned.

Plagg sat a little straighter at the reaction. “Oh, a game that causes suffering. Do tell!”

“You’ve never heard of truth or dare?” Asked Nino.

Plagg shook his head. “Never been to a sleepover, remember?”

“Yeah, but you’ve at least had to hear about it in movies or books, right?”

Plagg shrugged. “Maybe I just don’t remember. What are the rules?”

“Simple,” explained Alya. “On your turn, you get to pick between truth or dare. Dare is an action you must do, and truth is a confession you have to make. Once you do it, you get to come up with the next person’s truth or dare.”

“Oh yes, this sounds familiar now. What is the box for?”

“Suggestions.” She opened the lid to reveal two sets of cards. “I’m sure we can all come up with two or three really good truths or dares, but these are in case we run out.”

“Passes?” Asked Marinette.

“Everyone gets one pass.”

Plagg had to keep that in mind. While this game could be really fun and he could lie his way through most of it, he had the potential of ruining his master plan.

But these kids wouldn’t try to oust Adrien’s brand new crush on the same night they learned about it.

Right?

Alya set a bottle sideways on the floor.

“What’s that?” Plagg asked.

“Since we can’t play ‘Spin the Bottle’, we’ll use it as a player picker.”

“What’s ‘Spin the Bottle’?”

“A kissing game.” Marinette provided. “You spin the bottle, and whoever it lands on, you kiss.”

“Sounds spicy, but not a good game for just the four of us if you two are dating...” Plagg gestured between Alya and Nino.

“Now you get it!”

“So who goes first?”

“I’ll go, because I suggested the game.” Alya sang, spinning the bottle.

Plagg glanced at Marinette, who had her fingers crossed. Obviously hoping that she wouldn’t face Alya’s wrath.

The bottle slowed to a stop pointing at Nino.

“Narts…”

“Alright babe, Truth…or Dare?”

“Dare I guess.”

“Perfect! I dare you to shave your legs.”

“What!” Nino cried.

Plagg barked out a laugh. “Oh she got you good!”

“I’m not going to shave my legs!”

“You have to, it’s a dare.” Alya protested.

“Fine, I’ll do it later.”

“Nope. Right now, Mister. Hop to it!”

Nino groaned in defeat before rising to his feet. “Fine, I’m going.”

“Do you need help?”

“I know how to shave!” And Nino stormed off to the bathroom.

“That was a pretty extreme dare for our first round.” Said Marinette. “How are we going to beat it?”

“Oh the hair will grow back, and he never wears shorts. I could have dared him to shave his head. I’m sure there will be more amazing opportunities!” Alya sang.

“So, are we waiting for him before we keep going?” Asked Plagg.

“Might as well, don’t want him to feel left out.”

“So these dares...how extreme is extreme?” Plagg asked, curling his legs up underneath him.

Alya and Marinette shared a look, entertained on Alya’s end, and fear on Marinette’s.

“Well, we all have one pass...” mused Alya.

“Nothing physically detrimental or permanent!” Marinette objected. “Like a tattoo or piercing or something!”

“Pft, that leaves a whole lot of open space.”

“And nothing traumatic or emotionally detrimental.”

Plagg flapped his lips like a horse. “Now you’re being a party pooper.”

“Oh!” Said Alya with a snap. “Lila said you guys had a photoshoot yesterday, but she didn’t tell me anything else. She usually tells me all about it! What happened?”

Plagg chuckled. “Oh nothing in particular. I was just telling her about Magic.”

Alya groaned. “Oh don’t even get started on it. Ever since Nath introduced it to you guys, Nino won’t shut up about it! It’s ‘Blue Black’ this, and ‘tarmogoyf’ that. I’m glad you guys are all bonding, I am, I’m just so lost!”

“So you talked to Lila about that card game?” Marinette probed.

“Yeah, basically the whole time.” He sent her a wink on the sly. “I can’t imagine that would have given her a bad experience. I thought she was my friend...” he played sad.

Thankfully, Alya bought it. “Aww, Sunshine, maybe something else happened when you weren’t there. Don’t take it too harshly.”

“NINO MICHELE LAHIFFE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY RAZOR!?”

“IT'S FOR A DARE MOM! I’LL CLEAN UP AFTERWARDS!”

“THERE IS BLOOD ALL OVER THE TUB! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?”

“I’M SHAVING MY LEGS! I HAVE HAIRY ANKLES!”

“GIVE ME THAT! I’LL SHOW YOU HOW TO DO IT!”

“MOOOOM I KNOW HOW TO SHAVE!!”

The three teens in the room sprawled on the floor, gasping for air and desperate not to laugh too loud.

Alya had tears in her eyes. “Oh my god he’s going to kill me.”

“We’ll plan a beautiful funeral for you.” Marinette teased.

Eventually, Nino rejoined the group, hiking his pants up so his legs were visible. “Ba-BAM!”

Alya dragged a hand up his calf. “Damn babe, you clean up nice!”

“Don’t get used to it.”

“Now you know my struggle.” She sassed back.

“Al, I never gave you a hard time about unshaved legs. If you can put up with mine, I can certainly put up with yours.”

Plagg turned to Marinette. “It’s certainly fascinating what couples will argue about, Hmm?”

“Uh, y-yeah. It’s funny...”

“Alright Nino, your turn to spin the bottle.” Alya gestured.

Nino cracked his knuckles. “Don’t mind if I do!” And he gave it a whirl.

It landed on Marinette.

“Truth or Dare?”

“Umm...truth?”

Nino smiled fiendishly, a smile that was uncharacteristic for him. “Okay. What’s the most embarrassing thing you’ve done to get your crush to notice you?”

Marinette gasped in horror. “NINO!”

“You could pass.”

“And then for the rest of the game I live in terror that I’m going to get something worse? No.”

Plagg leaned in closer, head in his hands, trying and failing not to look extremely curious. “Soo?”

“So what?”

“What’s the most embarrassing thing you’ve done to get your crush to notice you?”

Her face colored brightly, all the way up to the tips of her ears.

“We’re all friends here, M.” Assured Alya. “And you don’t have to say who it is.”

Finally, Marinette exhaled slowly and admitted, “there’s been a lot. And I’m not sure if I can pick just one above the others...but the least incriminating would be the voicemail.”

Alya chuckled. “Ah, the voicemail.”

Marinette covered her eyes with both hands, but continued. “It was normal at first. I rambled a little bit through it, stammered it out…just asked him if he wanted to go to the movies, and then…instead of hanging up like a normal, sane person. I threw my phone, while it was still recording. I then proceeded to say a bunch of stuff to Alya, like ‘I couldn’t have just said ‘blah blah blah’ and the phone recorded the whole thing.”

“And he didn’t say anything about it?” Asked Nino.

“It gets better,” Alya smirked.

“No…because he never heard it…I stole his phone and deleted it.”

“YOU STOLE HIS PHONE?!” Plagg shouted. He was 1) Shocked that such an occurrence happened around him. He was pretty diligent around Adrien’s belongings. God knows the amount of times Lila had tried to rifle through his bag. And 2) Shocked and delighted that Marinette had the guts to do something so radical. “That’s amazing, Marinette!”

“It’s not amazing!” Marinette lamented. “I’m a phone thief!”

“She stole mine too,” smiled Alya. “She’s a scoundrel.”

“I am! I am a scoundrel!”

“So what did the voicemail say?” Asked Plagg, much too invested in this story.

Marinette blushed even brighter, pulling her shoulders up to her ears. “You can’t ask that! You have to wait your turn!”

“Oh clever. I see. Well then, I’ll hold on to that for now.” He chuckled. “It’s your turn to spin the bottle.”

Marinette relaxed slightly, thrilled that she had made it through the question with minor embarrassment (and her secret crush unaware, as far as she knew.) She spun the bottle with gusto.

It landed on Plagg.

“Oh boy.” Plagg winced.

“Ha! Truth or dare?”

“Hmm…I’ll do a dare.”

“I dare you to call Principle Damocles, pretending to be your father.”

“Oh my god yes!” Cheered Alya. “Anyone have his number?”

“I do, for student council purposes. Best not use my phone then.”

Plagg took out Adrien’s phone, unlocking it, and handed it over to Marinette.

She dialed the number. “All you have to do is start the call.”

“What should I say?”

“Don’t get anyone in trouble.” Marinette warned.

“Oh, and don’t give him a reason to call back and follow up.”

“Okay…I got an idea.” He hit the call button.

After a few heart pounding seconds, he answered. “Hello, Principle Damocles here!”

“Yes, quite, this is Gabriel Agreste.” Plagg said, in his perfectly flawless impersonation.

The other three in the room had to hold their breath to avoid laughing out loud.

“Ah, Mr. Agreste! To what do I owe the pleasure?”

“I assure you, monsieur, this conversation will not be a pleasure. Do you think you’re a good administrator?”

“I uh…”

“No stammering, I hate stammering!”

“Yes! I think I’m very accomplished!”

“My son came home with a cold today.” Plagg narrowed his eyes, putting anger in his voice.

“Oh well…I’m very sorry to hear that, sir. But after all, this is a school with many children, they’re bound to pass colds along.”

“How is your sanitation? Do you regularly clean tables and desks?”

“I-well, not usually the desks. The floors, yes, and the bathrooms…”

“And the air system? Do you keep good air flow?”

“The courtyard is open air, so yes, there should be—“

“Is your heater running?”

“It should be! It’s March after all!”

“Well then, you better go catch it.” And he hung up.

As soon as he pulled the phone away, all three of his friends were on the floor, crying with laughter.

“OH MY GOD! THAT WAS THE BEST!”

“Flawless setup, flawless execution.” Alya giggled.

Marinette rubbed the tears from her cheeks. “Man, your impersonation of your dad is spot on.”

“I have a lot of practice.” Plagg shrugged. Plagg’s impression in his own body was pretty good, but combined with Adrien’s vocal chords, it was just too good. Almost too much power.

The game continued onward. With the dares becoming even more crazy. Nino ingested a random concoction of sauces Alya had brewed in the kitchen, while Alya displayed her acting prowess in pretending to be a baby being born. The truths were pretty good, as Nino had confessed to having a secret Gumby fetish, and Marinette had to admit that she had accidentally peed her pants at a water park last summer.

Then Alya spun the bottle, only for it to land on Plagg.

“Dare.”

Alya grinned manically, and Marinette felt a chill creep down her spine. Alya had a tendency to go too far, and this would be one of those times where she tried to help Marinette out.

“Adrien Agreste…I dare you…to kiss…Marinette Dupain-Cheng.”

Plagg had seen it coming a mile away. It was so predictable. And yet he had been considering what to do. He still had a pass. Kissing humans, while he was human or not, was not up there on his list of things he enjoyed.

Oh, what the hell. It wasn’t his body!

Marinette’s mouth dropped open in shock. “You can’t make him do that! Adrien, you can pass! I won’t be offend—“

Then she was laying on her back, with Adrien’s wonderful, perfect frame pressing her against the floor. His lips were on hers, full, and absent of any hesitation.

Someone wolf-whistled.

Before she could even think of how to respond, he clamored off of her, and sat up. “That good enough for you?”

“Damn, I wish you had warned me so I could have got a picture!”

“No way! What happens at Nino’s stays at Nino’s!”

“You good down there, girl?”

Marinette let out a string of consonants.

“You broke her,” Nino mused.

“Worth it.” He slyly gazed back to his overnight bag, where Adrien was hiding for the evening. Only his eyes, glowing green slits, full of anger were visible.

Plagg just smirked, and then winked.

—

Marinette and Alya left at 9. Marinette because she had to ‘wake up early’ and Alya because she wanted to ‘get homework done’. Plagg saw it for what it really was. They were going to gossip about his little stunt for a while.

“Wanna play UMS?” Nino asked, once the girls had left.

“You know it!”

Nino gestured him forward, letting him lead the way to Nino’s bedroom.

But upon entering the bedroom, Plagg heard the door close, heard a bang, felt an extreme pain in his head, and then blacked out.

—

When he awoke, the room was dark.

He was sitting in a chair, Nino’s computer chair, with his hands and feet bound with duct tape.

The pain in his head swelled again, as a bright light was flashed in his face.

“Uh, what the hell?” He grouched.

“Are you okay dude?” Nino asked, with sympathy.

“Besides the concussion? Just peachy.”

Nino sighed in relief. “Oh good.” Then his voice took on an edge he had never heard before. “Now, who are you, and what have you done with the real Adrien?”

Plagg blinked once, twice. “Pardon?”

“You heard me. Where is my best friend?”

“I...don’t know what you mean? I’m just me, Nino?”

“Oh no no no,” anger creeped into his voice. “You may have everyone fooled, but I know better! Marinette thinks you’re having a crisis, Alya says the fame and fortune have gone to your head, but I know Adrien! And I know that you aren’t him!”

Still slightly shocked, Plagg had to ask, “what makes you say that?”

“Evidence A: you’ve been wearing sunglasses to hide your weird cat-pupils. And I know they aren’t colored contacts, because Adrien lamented to me that he couldn’t wear colored contacts with his astigmatism!”

Plagg blinked again. “Shit dude, got me there.”

“Evidence B: at dinner, Marinette offered an array of macrons, and instead of your hard and true first choice of passion fruit, you went with pumpkin spice! You never went for the passion fruit!”

“I just...wanted to be adventurous?”

“Evidence C: the kiss.”

“Of course.”

“Even if Adrien was head over heels madly in love with Marinette, he is far too meek to kiss her like you did tonight.”

“Facts.”

“So, I’ll ask you one more time. Who are you, and where’s the real Adrien?”

Plagg considered this for a moment, but only a moment before answering. “Yeah, you got me. I’m not Adrien.”

Nino pumped his fist in victory. “I knew it! I told the girls but they didn’t believe me!”

“Adrien’s in my overnight bag.”

Before Nino could check himself, Adrien came spiraling out to reprimand him. “Plagg! You can’t just give away our situation like that! What happened to secrecy? Secret identities?!”

Plagg shrugged. “He obviously had me figured out. Mortals are particularly stubborn when they know a truth.”

Adrien didn’t argue anymore as he was scooped out of the air and crushed to Nino’s chest. “Dude! I’ve been so worried!”

“I’m okay. A little traumatized, but okay.” Adrien squeaked out.

Nino held him in his hands. “What happened? Why are you—hey, you’re a Kwami!”

“The Black Cat Kwami,” Plagg clarified.

“So that means...you’re Chat Noir!”

“Yep. And now you’re the only other human that knows.”

“I figured Carapace could keep the secret.” Plagg hummed. “Wayzz certainly trusts him enough.”

“But Hawkmoth knows who Carapace is...or was...”

“And he hasn’t bothered me since,” Nino offered. “I don’t think he cares?”

“See? Everything is copacetic. Now unbind me mortal, or face the consequences.”

“What consequences?” Asked Adrien with a laugh. “You’re in my body. You can’t do anything!”

“I can still cast my lip chapping spell.”

There was a brief knock at the door before Mrs. Lahiffe entered. It was enough time for Nino to hide Adrien in his hands.

“Alright boys, dad has to wake up early tomorrow, so make sure to keep it down!”

“MOOOOM! I’m in the middle of an interrogation!”

“Well, interrogate quietly, honey.” And she closed the door.

“Okay, one of you, explain what the heck is going on?”

Adrien held his tail. “It’s my fault. I pissed Plagg off and he punished me.”

“Sounds an awful lot like his fault, dude.”

Plagg scoffed. “Fine, I’ll take responsibility for this amazing master plan! Adrien was complaining about his unrequited love life, his poor relationship with his father, and Lila’s constant sexual harassment. So I told him that could fix it all if he agreed to it.”

“And the solution was to...swap bodies?”

“I didn’t know!” Adrien defended. “I thought...well I don’t know what I thought. He just said he would fix it. I guess I didn’t imagine it would be this...”

“In my defense...” started Plagg, “it is really fun to mess with Adrien.”

Nino mostly ignored him. “So what has to happen to get you to switch back?”

“Well, we have to get Marinette to confess to me, making our crushes mutual.”

“Ah, I see.” Nino said sagely. “That makes sense. What else?”

“I have to get Lila to leave me alone. Like, permanently.”

“I guess I didn’t realize she was that much of a problem. I know you mentioned that she was harassing you...”

“That’s not even the half of it. Marinette told me, Chat Noir me, that Lila has been actively threatening her.”

Nino frowned. “Threatening her with what?”

“Taking all of her friends and me away from her. I got Lila to lay off by allowing her to model with me, but since Plagg and I swapped bodies, she’s threatened to go back on our deal. If Plagg can get her to drop the whole thing, that would be ideal. But to fulfill the contract, he has to get her to leave me alone.”

“And she’s been falling for it, hook, line, and sinker.” Said Plagg, with pride.

“What did you do?”

��I just explained Magic: The Gathering to her.”

“...and? I mean, I know it’s a game that’s pretty hard to visualize in your head.”

“I explained it badly, and gave her no chance to talk. For about four hours.”

“Oh! So you’re annoying her?”

“He’s annoying everyone.” Adrien clarified.

“That’s how I got to school today. Gabriel put the house on lockdown and I serenaded him until he let me out.”

“You were serious about that?” Nino chuckled.

“Naturally!”

“Wait, so the last thing is your dad?”

“Yeah, Plagg has to fix our relationship.”

“WOOF! That’s a tall order! Well, I better get used to having a Kwami as a best friend.”

“Oh come on, Nino!” Plagg groaned, “have some faith in me, dude.”

“Dude, I have all the faith in you. But I also know Adrien’s tyrant of a father. Unless you do brain surgery, you aren’t changing his mind.”

Plagg seemed to consider this. “Hmm, brain surgery...”

“No, NO!” Adrien reprimanded.

“I’m just kidding. I know it’s going to be tough, but I know a thing or two about manipulation and lust for control. Gabriel is cracking. It’s more and more evident every time I push him. And once he cracks, he’ll listen.”

“Is there anything I can do to help?” Asked Nino.

“Yes, but not right now. I have a great use for you soon, Nino Lahiffe.”

“Don’t talk like that,” Adrien reprimanded. “It’s freaky.”

“Oooo someone’s still bitter about not getting to kiss his crush~!”

“I’M NOT BITTER!” Adrien yowled.

“Bitter like an old grapefruit! I got to kiss pigtails and you’re grumpy!”

“SHUT UP!”

“Are you guys always like this?” Nino asked.

“Sometimes, when Plagg is being annoying.”

“Which is often. I am a creature of mischief and chaos.”

“Which explains a lot…” Nino murmured.

“Hey, are you going to teach me to play UMS or not?!”

#miraculous #ml #miraculous ladybug #plagg #adrien #adrien agreste #adrienette #marinette dupain cheng #body swap #fanfiction #I'll handle this

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i-left-my-heart-in-japan · 3 years

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Me watching the Mandelorian:

Where's Baby Yoda

Oh hey was that a Womandalorian *dorky snigger*

Baby yoda is the most precious thing I've seen in my life, I'm crying, I'm weeping.

Let that baby heal you he's gonna look adorable while doing it

lol Mandalorian is like "spit that out" and Baby Yoda just gobbles up that frog so fast😂 Reminds me of any kid ever.

Awww lil babe protec his new papa from the murderous monster. Good babe

He's not gonna let anything happen to that baby now, he's officially a Dadalorian

Back it up Storm Trooper don't you dare treat someone's baby like that!

Why do I have a feeling the guys who wanted Baby Yoda are all gonna be murdered in that room before they'll get their creepy hands on Baby Yoda

Fuck he's gonna have to burst him out they took him

Whoa that's a lil defensive dontcha think mr Creepy imperium guy he only asked what a group of grown scientist men were gonna do with a tiny babe from an unknown species 🙄

Wait wtf actually is a Mandalorian yeah let's hear some backstory from the womandalorian.

Hold up "it did not know it was my enemy" THAT IS SAD AND PRECIOUS AF.

lol "this is de way"

So Mandalorians have to have flashbacks of every childhood trauma every time they get their armor repaired. Ok got it

Awww Dadalorian misses his CHILD. Go get him he needs u a baby needs his dad❤️❤️❤️

So he goes there and THEY THREW HIS CRADLE INTO THE DAMN TRASH WTF WHERE'S THE BABYYYYY OH NOOO THIS IS TRAUMATIC

DADALORIAN GET YO ASS IN THERE AND SAVE THAT BABY

Oh now Dadalorian is big mad get ready to be dematerialized fuckers

Eavesdropping gun okay I'm with it

Yes!! He swooped his baby up but not without sparing the guy who supposedly didn't let Baby Yoda die in his care while the evil imperium scientists wanted to abuse him. Thanks, not-that-evil scientist! This poor infant oh my God it's ok daddy's got you now, you'll be safe, daddy will murder them all in revenge. With one arm like a fucking badass.

All I see is Molly Weasley with "get off my child, you bitch!" I swear it's the same energy, I'm trembling.

"What I'm holding is very valuable"

PRECIOUSSSSS. Nothing is more valuable than your own child. That is parental love💕

Love how he's power strutting out of there with a baby on his arm.

"The kid's coming with me" That's right, Dadalorian u tell them

And baby Yoda just sleeps through it all. Typical baby lol

OMG Mandalorian squad goals 👏👏👏 Swooping in with the ass whooping

Ah, finally back and OF COURSE HE UNSCREWED THAT JOYSTICK BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT YOU DO WHEN YOUR KID WANTS ONLY THAT AS A TOY. HOW THE FUCK IS THIS SERIES SO WHOLESOME❤️❤️❤️😭😭😭

#baby yoda #Mandalorian #the mandalorian #the mandalorian spoilers #liveblog #Dadalorian

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stonerbughead · 4 years

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Maria watches friday night lights (#26)

5x03 here we are, Julie’s bad decisions are piling up! (I watched 5x04+5x05 too, just gotta edit all my ramblings into coherency.)

under the cut:

Wow the level of Lions pride there now is is truly amazing. It’s wild that Buddy now owns this East Dillon watering hole! Weirdly like...growth? Given how many different types of people are gathered to celebrate this team that was revitalized only a year ago? Wild.

Uh oh, why does Vince’s father getting out of prison seem like a bad thing. God things were finally going well for him!

Also love how I was equally as disturbed as Vince was by his mom cleaning, knew something was up!

Omg the video with Maura went viral! 2,000 hits. That’s like everyone their age right? 😬

“We didn’t do any of this crap when we were kids.” Tami’s look of “yeah right” made me lol

“You think maybe people change? You changed.” I was about to say it but then Vince did: “I don’t know. I ain’t gone to jail.” Bc the problem is — the prison system ensures that people remain in a permanent underclass once paroled, making it nearly impossible to escape the cycle. so unfortunately it seems very unlikely Vince’s dad changed for the better while in a prison, which is an inherently violent and traumatizing place to be, let alone for five years when he already had a track record for treating your mom like trash...oh babe.

Oh nooo Buddy Jr. is smoking weed. West coast, brother! Lol

Yikes this is really sad, Tami is like trying to subtly be like to Maura, ‘sooo did seeing a bunch of guys passing you around while drunk on video like...maybe traumatize you a bit?’ And Maura’s like ‘WE WERE HAVING FUN HAVE YOU EVER PARTIED.’ Hello, internalized misogyny and a need for therapy, plz honey. Seems like her parents are a lot angrier than she is!

“daddy issues.com, I feel you” is literally what I nervously sang out loud at Vince and his father reuniting.

Omg they’re forcing the girls alone to listen to a really boring lecture on alcohol? This just doesn’t seem effective.

Holy shit two of the football players were making fun of the video.....? Disgusting. Rape culture is the fact that people are making fun of a girl being passed around like a rag doll!

The TA giving Julie a C- bc he’s “spent time with her” and “knows she can do better” is super manipulative and creepy and oh boy I hate this harmful dynamic. He’s literally GRADING HER PAPERS. Nope nope nope.

oh god not the ol “weekly salon for promising students the professor just so happens to host” trope! OH GOD

Ooooh making Jess equipment manager??? Tami is the best. Aw Jess is so excited! I’m so glad that within five seasons they included a character like her who is a girl who also grew up with football and loves it more than some of the guys on this show do!

Ooooh they’re doing shirts and ties instead of jerseys on game days and community outreach. Mmhmm ok revive your image

Vince is losing his confidence and motivation as a captain now his dad’s home noooooo

Lol I knew Buddy was gonna blame the weed on “that hippie Kevin.” So predictable.

“You know maybe it’s not about you and it’s not about Pam, it’s about your son, who happens to need you.” YES ERIC TELL HIM

“Nobody said being a dad’s gonna be easy.” OOH OOH Eric give my dad one of these talks next

“Girls in locker rooms are bad ideas.” I can’t. Lol Tami got lil toddler Grace to say “think about it, daddy!!” She doesn’t play nice.

LMAO I have never related to Vince more than in this moment: “did you talk to your dad?” “Yep.” “how did it go?” *sprints away without answering*

Okay here we are, douchey assholes at the ~salon~ and Julie with a glass of champagne and a devious smile looks like she’s on a mission.

“You must be so proud to have such a distinguished wife.” Oh Jesus TA’s wife’s away on a “sabbatical in Boston.” I see where this illicit romance is going and THANKS I HATE IT

Oh geez Vince doesn’t like Jess being equipment manager? She looks so cute and excited!

Oh boy, Maura is clearly going through some shit, she is relishing in being caught. I know that Tami is judging making out in a supply closet as a concept, but it can be hot—however, in this particular case, i have to agree on not romantic.

“Everyone thinks that I’m married but I don’t feel like I am.” Lines men say before they cheat on their wife with an underage student under their tutelage they shouldn’t be pursuing even if they’re single.

“You’re an awesome girl, Julie Taylor.” Key word ‘GIRL.’ Now he’s saying he feels “comfortable with her” and “if it were a different time and a different place.” This is what grooming sounds like.

Ewwwwwww

Oh noooo Julie you’ve been in college for like five minutes and you’ve already fucked a married TA. Oh honey NO.

Poor Vince. So much trauma between his mom and his dad.

Wowwww the transition from Vince fighting with his parents to walking in suit and tie past all the fans with signs 😭

Yes Eric reiterating he’s proud of Vince and so are his teammates after he goes off — I love how he can like tell something is off with him. He shuts the door and gets Vince to explain the home situation in like five mins.

“He never taught me how to better! How am I supposed to be better?” Omg yessss I feel you babe 😭

Oh god is Vince’s dad showing up gonna cost them this game

NOPE he just did an INSANE touchdown instead!!! Go Vince! “They call that the Tinker shuffle. They get a flag for excessive celebrating and who can blame them?”

“That was a hell of an effort. That’s character, Vince.” Awwww Eric’s so proud of him. His dad is sad. Welp, no thanks to you.

Omg their 3 and 0 East Side cheer at the bar sounds so much like the cheers our predominantly Black football team would do at our pep rallies I love it. This team has so much more heart and soul than the Panthers.

Omg Buddy Jr. is coming back to town???? Intrigue.

TA apologized and and acknowledged he knew it was wrong for teacher-student reasons! Yikes! Bc you know it’s gonna happen again!

“Only 17 years old and you’re already better than I ever was.” Damn Vince’s dad apologizing for not asking to move in after seeing him shine at the game, #growth

“Tonight for the first time in my life I knew what pride felt like. I mean, boy, that was crazy out there. You the man for real.” OMGGGG VINCE IS CRYING wow 🥺

#maria watches friday night lights #mine #friday night lights 5x03

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okaybutlikeimagine · 5 years

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Imagine Billy and Steve being drunk lost idiots and Hop having to come sort it out

Ohmygod our poor babies ♥ ♥ ♥ i feel this so hard!

{DISCLAIMER: I write a lot about these boys getting drunk and driving but i’d just like to say I don’t condone ACTUAL drunk driving!!! Pleasepleaseplease don’t drive drunk, it’s super uber dangerous and me and Dad!Hop care about your life ♥ by all means, keep sending me asks about it bc these boys are Reckless and Dumb and Would, i just don’t want anyone reading these to think i’m trying to romanticize it or anything}

Billy and Steve hanging out in the backstreets of Hawkins, spending all of their time there some nights bc even though the people around them are cool w/ it, it’s still a small down in the Midwest of America in the 80’s and not everyone is as cool. (i’m tellin’ ya, Backstreets by Springsteen is such a Harringrove anthem but i don’t have to get into that now)

Anyway, Billy and Steve are basically a thing at this point (i like the idea that maybe they haven’t really put a label on it yet even though everyone is like: You’re boyfriends, just admit it and move on ohmyGOD) and their favorite thing to do w/ each other (besides fuck bc… y’know. Horny teenage boys.) is go get drunk in the middle of the woods pretty late at night and blast Springsteen from the car radio. It’s therapeutic for them. The woods are a terrifying as fuck place for both of them (bc my headcanon is Monster Fighting Boyfriends ™ where Billy joined in on the monster wreckage in S2) and they’re both traumatized by these woods and the things that may lurk there so they wanna create some new memories and like doing that w/ each other.

So once they’re nice and tipsy (and probably shouldn’t be driving but they’re Reckless and Dumb AF), they get back in the car and blast Springsteen bc they may not always admit to it when sober, but they love Bruce’s angsty heart and when they’re drunk they feel his music in their soul.

And so they’re driving down a backstreet in the Camaro and they’re singing along to Springsteen, basically screaming, the windows down and the lightly nippy air hitting them and their voices are being taken with the wind whipping around them so they have to sing louder and they’re singing through smiles bc they’re tipsy and floaty and happy and free and it doesn’t even matter what needs to happen tomorrow or what was supposed to happen yesterday bc right now is beautiful and the moonlight is all they need to see everything they could ever want.

But all Officer Callahan sees is a flash of blue and hears two twin screams shouting: “Prove it allllll night!”

And Officer Callahan is a nervous young man who knows he should go pull the boys over but the thing is, he also knows that’s Hopper’s son with that boy he’s always singing love songs with and like…? He’s not really sure he’s supposed to know some of the stuff he thinks he knows so he just… radios Hop at home. Bc Hop has asked to not have late patrol shifts so he can spend nights w/ El.

“Uh hey, Chief?”

“What is it, Callahan?”

“Uh, it’s your son.”

“What about him? What’s wrong? Is he okay?”

“He’s fine he’s fine! He’s just… driving out to the city limits…? With- I think with the Harrington kid.”

“Did you stop them?”

And Callahan is nervous and doesn’t really wanna stop them bc they make him nervous. Plus they were going kinda fast and he doesn’t wanna chase them down so he just says: “Uhhhh… no they seemed fine. Just wanted to let you know. Y’know… in case they call or something. I gotta go, I think I just got a call, uh, bye!”

It’s about an hour later when Hop gets a call.

“Hello?”

“Hey! Hey dad!” there are giggles on the other end of the phone and a quieter Shut up, Steve! He IS my dad! “Uhhhh… yeah hey dad. What’s up?”

Hop feels a headache coming on.

“Hi Billy. Are you alright?”

“I’m fiiiiiiine, I’m fine. I asked how you are.”

There are more loud whispers in the back of Nooo, ask him where we are!

I’m just tryin’ to be friendly Steve!

“Hey dad, do you know where we are?”

Hopper is going to fucking blow a gasket.

“No. Do you not know where you are?”

Billy giggles. “Uhhhh… I think there’s some farms.”

Steve’s voice in the back. We’re riding out tonight to case the promised land!

There’s a yelp that sounds like Steve.

“I think we’re lost.” Billy slurs.

Nooooo babe, we’re finding the promised land. Just ask him where it is.

“Are you two drunk?” Hop asks.

Billy shushes him. “I’m just kinda tipsy but I’m pretty high. Steve is drunk.”

You ARE pretty when you’re high.

Hop is having a migraine. He’s sure of it.

“How many times have I told you to quit driving drunk? You’re gonna hurt yourself.”

“ ‘m sorry Dad…” Billy mumbles.

And so with that, Hop drives El to Joyce’s and apologizes profusely for the short notice, he just doesn’t want her home alone this late bc she hates it (“Hop, shut up, it’s fine we love having El here!” Joyce says as El walks in and sits on the couch to talk to Will.) and he heads out to the farm lands of Hawkins.

It takes about an hour of Hop driving very slowly for fear of hitting an animal or far worse, a drunk boy running through the street. Eventually he finds them, the Camaro parked next to a payphone in the middle of some farmland. Backstreets by Springsteen is playing just loud enough for Hop to hear it when he gets out of his cruiser. He walks out and sees Billy and Steve laying in the street and staring at the stars.

“Get up, you two, you’re gonna get hit.”

Billy sits up and looks to him.

“Oh shut up, no one drives out here.”

Steve sits up and waves. “Hi Mr. Chief!”

And Hop’s head feels like it’s splitting as he ushers the boys to his car and drives them home and lets them fall asleep in his cabin bc Steve is so damn sure he left his keys to his house in Billy’s car. And he lets them fall asleep flopped on top of each other bc he doesn’t want to deal with any more drunken whining and he just wants to go to sleep. He’ll deal with them in the morning…

#billy hargrove #steve harrington #harringrove #chief jim hopper #stranger things #billy hopper #billy gets adopted #hopper is a dad #and he's a fucking PAINED one #he's dyin over here guys #also i'm sERIOUS guys #don't drink and drive!!!!!!1 #i'm just sitting here waiting for someone to get pissed at me #about talking about drunk driving #like all the fucking time #it's bc he's a dumbass and reckless i SWEAR guys i don't want anyone else to drive drunk #i'm not trying to romanticize anything #♥♥♥#no one has gotten mad at me about this i'm just paranoid #bc the last thing i wanna do is upset people or make anyone think i condone this!!#anyway #this ask was so cute and i just???#i always wanna write harringrove as being soft over Springsteen songs #i refuse to stop writing Harringrove + Springsteen #i REFUSE #!!!#ask #anonymous #thank you for this! ♥

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watchyourbluesturngolden · 3 years

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my aster annotations

their big fight

always blame your parents bestie they're bitches

honestly Harry's already being a drama queen for this. not holding her leg? rude

oh noooo "she couldn't help but hear out the little girl that lived in the back of her mind, the one that told her that maybe they really missed her and wanted to see her again after so long, maybe they even wanted to patch up what happened the last time." this is already making me emotional 🥺

nooooo i can't handle my favs fighting 🥺

HARRY don't be such a little bitch ok she just wants their approval 🥺

i GUESS it's cute that he didn't want her to go alone 🙄🙄🙄🙄 I'm still mad at him tho 🙄

honestly I don't get why they hate him so much he's hot and a gentleman what more do they want

not y/n's dad being a dick for no reason omggggg! tossing her to the side ???????? wtfffff i hate him

"thanks for the help" HAROLD I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL STOMP ON YOU WHAT THE FUCK! HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT TO HWR ! SHE IS TRAUMATIZED FROM HER CHILDHOOD AND SHE DOES NOT NEED YOU TO MAKE HER FEEL WORSE RN! GIVE HER A HUG RIGHT NOW OR ELSE

HE DIDNT EVEN OPEN THE DOOR FOR HER I WILL KILL HIM I SWEAR HOW DARE HE HURT MY BABY YN LJKE THAT SHE LITERALLY DID NOTHING WRONG I LHCLHXGKSKTSLTSTLDLYDLT

harry go take a walk bc i feel like you're about to say something you'll regret

"it's already gotten very old" YOU ARR THE ONE WHO DECIDED TO GO WITH HER SO SHE WOULDN'T BE ALONE I WILL STOMP ON YOUR CHEST

harry CALM DOWN take a walk (preferably into the ocean) AND COOL OFF

ok now im less mad at him bc i do understand why he's hurt but STILL HE DOES NOT NEED TO BE SO MEAN

he's LEAVING omg nooooo that will just make things worse 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

ok well at least he didn't leave without saying he loves her bc then i truly would have stomped on him

Sarah is lit rally such a queen in every universe I love her

I feel better knowing that harry didn't get any sleep 😌

nooo he's gonna go back to his rude self from before

Mitch is also a king in every universe

love you king 👑

"he put all of himself into loving y/n" why am i crying rn

he doesn't feel like he's enough for her oh no 🥺

"Had she really caused the love of her life to fall out of love with her?" THIS LINE HURT

niall is also amazing in every universe i love my Irish king 👑👑👑👑👑

"(Y/N) really had touched every part of his life, made him a better, softer man." I'm GONNA SCREAM THIS IS SO SOFT

"Everything she loved now broke her heart in ways she was afraid couldn't be fixed." miss you're such a poet 🥺

THE WAY SHE ASKS IF HES PACKING LUNCH AND TAKING CARE OF HIMSELF IM GONNA CRY 😭

OMG AND HARRYS DOING TYE SAME THING THEYRE SO IN LOVE 😭😭😭

HE DREW HER ABSENTMINDEDLY IM GONNA CRY AGAIN

omg nooooo theyre both being dumb they need to stop being so stubborn 🥺

even her phone misses his calls 😔

FINALLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY HE CALLED HER

but really babe at 3 am come on

nooooo baby has been picking his nails and not taking care of himself 🥺🥺🥺🥺

bestieeee he's not breaking up with you

FINALLY king is apologizing as he should

"i wouldn't mind being a team with you for the rest of my life" THATS SO KHXHLHSLGS

I NEED MY LITTLE LOVEBUG TO KEEP ME SAFE WHILE I SLEEP IM GOING TO HAVE A STROKE

him leaning back against the couch... why is that hot

STOP IT sweet and tender make up sex I will CRY AGAIN

him touching the tattoo omg 🥺

STOP OMG HIS CLOTHES BEING PINK AND HERS BEING BLACK OMGGGG

"missed you too much to hear anything but my name tonight' I WILL CRY I SWEAR I WILK CRY

HIM KISSING UNDER HER EYES THATS SO SWEET

"sensitive, baby?" that's hot 🤠

"Harry knew the reaction well, always reveling when he got to see her at this point and wondering what it would be like to take her just a bit farther (but that was for another night)." hmmmm do tell 🥸

ugh I want to see him in just sweats 😔

AHHHH THATS EXACTLY TYE REACTION I PICTURE GEMMA GIVING IF SHE EVER HEARD THEM

#annotations #aster

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yoon-lyourself · 6 years

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BTS reacts to... you actually enjoying the flight

For the anon who requested this , hope you like it😍 . Thankies for requesting this.❤And anon ?Please look up at my answer to your ask I updated it (Sorry once more <you will understand after you read the updated answer >) 🦄

P.S. 🦄The requests are still open. Or if you just want to ask me something , feel free to do so .Also I need a little bit of feedback on how I write.Like is it okei ?You want something to change ?Hit me up in my ask box🦄

JIN

He was so excited , as it was the first time you two would fly together .You two were going for a short weekend in Tokyo , to watch the cherry trees blossom.He knew you were kind of a scared cat when it came to literally everything so he was more than prepared to take care of you during the flight and comfort you .Once the plane started to depart he was keeping an eye on you .Jin was , let`s say , surprised to see how excited you were for the flight. Even when the flight experienced some turbulence , and he was sure you would get scared you were very calm and still as excited .

“Wow jagi , I though you would be scared of flying .Most people are when there are flying for the first time “

“Hehe , but it isn`t my first time , dear .And i so love to fly , and it`s like a trip before the trip “ He laughed at how cute you were explaining .

NAMJOON

He triple checked that he had gotten all the things , including stuff to keep you busy in case you became scared or just bored.He didn`t knew what to expect from you, as this was the very first time you two would fly together.When you two got to the airport , you were bouncing around like a kid who is just way too excited , or just ate too much sugar .He thought that this means you will be excited for the flight as well and he didn`t need to worry about it .Also he found you so damn cute when you became excited for different things because you start to talk only about that thing , and with such passion.

“You either are excited because it`s your first time , or you love to fly .Am i right ?”

“Well, this certainly isn`t my first time , and yes i adore flying .Actually the whole experience of it.

YOONGI

He was so damn sure that you will be kind of afraid of flying , because you were easy to scare and a turbulence probably would traumatize you for life .He hoped that he will be able to keep you calm and that you will be just as excited as he is to fly with you for the first time.Well , boy , he couldn`t have been any more wrong.You were twice as excited as him ,and you seemed to enjoy the flight even more than he did.He though you were so adorable the way you keep starring on the window making surprised faces every time you saw something interesting .

“You really do seem to enjoy flying .Now i feel stupid that i had though otherwise.I was so sure that you will get scared or soemhting , Sorry , bae”He said while kissing you.

TAEHYUNG

He kept asking you if you are okei m during the whole walk in the airport .You tried to reassure him that you are fine and you in fact enjoy to fly and aren`t getting scared .But as protective as he was, and the fact that he knew you incredibly well , he couldn`t help but doubt that a little.When the plane started to experience some mild turbulence he was more than ready to comfort you and hold your hand , just to make sure you won`t panic.But then he saw you still being excited and having like no problem with how the plane was shaking.He started laughing looking fondly at you.

“Aish , honey , I am sorry that i doubted you . I was just worried because it`s our first time flying “

HOSEOK

He didn`t enjoy flying that much , and somehow he expected that to be the exact case with you.He knew how much of a scared cat you are , again just like him.So when you both took your seat in the plane he started telling you that you don`t have to worry that is safe and so on.Basically giving you a sort of prep talk .He stopped mid way when he saw you started to laugh at him.

“Did I say something wrong jagi ?”He said looking confused

“Oh no , just , you are giving me a prep talk as if I am scared of flying.And I am not babe , I actually love to fly .“He started laughing as well when he realized he just assumed things without asking .He then took your hand in his and looked in your eyes ,and before he kissed you he whispered to you :

“Good , because I am scared “

JIMIN

He kept bringing up the flight days before you two would actually go , because he wanted to try and find out if you are afraid of it , or something like that . When he saw you didn`t gave any feedback , he just waited an prayed for the best .He just hoped it won`t be the first and last time you two will fly together, because you would be too scared to fly again.The flight was peaceful , until the plane started to shake and he though <oh no this is the moment >.So he grabbed your hand and hold it tight .But he saw your perplexed face and your amused smile .

“Aren`t you like scared ?Or something “

“Nooo , it`s actually fun .Uhu adventure time “You two burst into laugh , earning some weird looks from the other passengers.

JUNGKOOK

He felt as he was overreacting over the whole flight situation.It was the first time you two would fly together , and he didn`t knew if you would like it or be scared of it.He wasn`t so sure if to believe the fact you said you love flying , because that`s the exact same thing you said about mounting climbing , and he has a few dozens of photos and videos to disagree with that.So he was prepared to comfort you if you needed it.

But he was surprised that you seem to enjoy the fight a lot.Like you were more excited than the kid that was sitting next to him , which was flying for the first time and everything seemed interesting.

“Silly me thought you would be scared “He said while snapping a photo of you two smiling.

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ohnohetaliasues · 6 years

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Zila Umbra (Fairy Tail)

(Kat)

I'm not sure if I've reviewed this before, but I don't think I have. Let's begin.

I was asked to delete the art by the artist, so I have. It was very well done, though.

i haven’t written her complete background yet but i have it written in my minD

This is off to a rocky start...

I’m curious about the issue with putting the ideas down on the profile, but I’m not here to nitpick.

Hello, yes, this is my blog, where I nitpick things. Enjoy your stay!

sOOSOoo her name is Zila Umbra and shes a lil bae and im still kinda n the process of designing her character so yee

Don't describe your OC as a 'bae' or I will kill you violently.

Also, 'bae' means 'poop' in Danish...

ok so when she was younger she found out that she could talk to the dead,

Okay, no. We haven't seen any ghosts in Fairy Tail other than Mavis, but she's only there because of her residual magic and the guild seal that acts as an extension. This is not Supernatural, contrary to the gif I just used.

and it completely paranoid her and her parents.

That's kind of mild....?

Just paranoid?

Her parents where completely religion based and basically thought she was the spawn of satan or something

The only church I can think of in Fairy Tail is the Church of Zentopia, and that was a filler arc. So please explain why her parents are Fairy Tail puritans.

and sent her off to a mental hospital that completely isolated her from others besides her ghosts

And they didn't just say 'Oh, that's your magic'? No, they just jumped to "SATAN!"

and thats really not something a little girl should have to deal with sOOOO she made friends with one specific ghost who actually turned out to be her mentor in magic.

That's... convenient.

She taught her that the reason she hears all the ghosts and voices is because of the eye she was born with is basically the sorce of most her magical energy so she started covering it up and her everlasting headache went away.

...No. Just no. That is not a thing. WHEN DID THE HEADACHE THING COME IN? Body parts are never magic in Fairy Tail, other than Erza's artificial eye.

She was also taught that if she wore sage it would ward off bad spirits, so she put some sage in a small vile and put that on necklace and put the necklace around her neck and she wears it to this day uwu.

THIS IS NOT SUPERNATURAL.

she still could talk to ghosts and stuff though.

Oh yes, all benefits and no cons. She can still use her magic usually even though she covered up her eye?

Her mentor ( her name is darcy) taught her all the basics of magic and such as she lived in her little cell.

This is too dark for Fairy Tail.

Darcy though specialized in shadow magic, so she passed it on to zila (along with some knowlege on spells that let you use ghosts as your allies and stuff).

This is not okay.

once zila had been taught all she could darcy taught her how escape and about a guild called fairy tail she could go to for help

Why wasn't she like 'Go to a soup kitchen' or a homeless shelter, but nooo, let's go to a MAGIC GUILD.

Also, Darcy is a ghost. Of course she's an expert at escaping. She can WALK THROUGH WALLS.

Zila made it out succsesfully after 3 years of being isolated ( and thus began her fear of being alone uwu)

i don't think she'd be able to function properly in society after being isolated for three freaking years.

once she made it to the guild she was let in and made friends quickly ( which really suprised her because she haddnt interacted with real people in like forever eheh)

Like I said, she wouldn't be able to function properly. She'd be quiet and reserved.

This is so improbable I CANNOT EVEN.

out of the children in the group

She is a CHILD WHO WAS IN ASYLUM FOR THREE YEARS WITH NOBODY BUT GHOSTS. ERZA WAS TRAUMATIZED WHEN SHE JOINED THE GUILD AFTER THE TOWER OF HEAVEN DEBACLE. SHE HAD TROUBLE MAKING FRIENDS. SHE TOOK A VERY LONG TIME TO ADJUST. THAT'S JUST BEING HUMAN. THIS GIRL IS DEFYING LOGIC. BEING ALONE FOR SO LONG WOULD HAVE A SUBSTANTIAL IMPACT ON HER PSYCHE.

and was usually the peace maker between gray and natsu bUT ITS ONLY BECUASE SHE LOVES THem,

She literally just stole Erza's job.

once erza came she was always trying to talk to her and make sure she wasnt sad because she felt sorry for her and knew that if she was going to be alone that it would be sad

It feels like this OC is ripping of Erza's struggle.

anddddddd yeAH THATS A WHOLE NOTHER STORY BUT THEYRE BASICALLY BEST BUDS KINDA ANd they go on jobs together a lot ( like i imagine her being with erza when they came into the story line )

If she's S Class, I will scream.

shes such a little sweatheart too.

I am suffering.

Vehemently.

She hums when she fights easy battles

That... makes her sound insane. Nobody does that in Fairy Tail.

and will only cry if someone tells her its okay

That is not good for your mental health.

Personality wise shes veRY VERY VERY VERY LOYAL AND PROTECTIVE OF HER FRIENDS

Oh gee, I didn't see this cliché coming.

LIke if she let a friend get hurt when she couldve prevented it she would be so dispointed.

Of freaking course.

Like every OC ever.

She DOSENT like seeing a people she cares about in pain

Nobody does, sweetheart.

so she’ll do her best to prevent it like rub natsus back while they’re on a train or in a car or somethin u kno.

Not even Lucy does that. Nobody wants him to puke on them.

Shes pretty caring and forgiving unless you break a promise or betray the guild or somethin, but shes not overly forgiving of people who used to be bad and are now good unless shes had time to understand them and stuff idk. ALSO PLS DONT TrY TO HURT JUST HER FRIENDS IN FRONT OF HER BECAUSE SHES GOING TO tRY AND KILL U NO MERCy.

Wow, I so haven't seen that before in my three years of reviewing OCs.

ALSO she’ll straight up be like “I love you” if she loves you bUT JUST AS A FRIEND OK if she loves u romantically shes gonna hide it a bunch or iF SHE FInds out that you like her shes gonna blush all the time around you

Please no.

You know, for someone who was stuck in an asylum, alone, for three years, she sure acts like a normal teenage girl.

and just omg i love her.

You don't put that on an OCs profile.

You just don't.

She’s also pretty comfortable around people she knows so like if she’s on a train or somethin she will use grays shoulder as a pillow because iTS COLD AND SHES TIRED AND NOBODY CARES BECause it’s her and it’s completely normal for her.

Juvia would mind. Juvia would mind a lot. And so would Gray, to be honest.

OveRALL SHES NICE AND FRIENDly and shes a pretty strong fighter and stuff and shes calm and optimistic and encouraging even though when shes fighting shes scaRY

There are no flaws anywhere.

a babe ok shes just a babe

The more you say that, the more I want to kill her.

negative characteristic wise shes really paranoid still due to all the ghosts and shit,

Wouldn't she be used to that? Also, can't she keep away the bad ghosts?

SHE HAS THAT BIG FEAR OF BEING ALONE LIke she will stay by whoever shes with and usually they make sure they stay by her too because they kNOW SHES SCARED AS FRICK OF BEING ALONe.

The creator is trying to make a flaw. But these will not effect the OC in critical moments.

but if shes confined in a place and has no idea if people are near her or not shes rEALLY SCARED EVEN THOUGH SHES A TOUGH MOMMA SHES SCAREd.

You are running in circles here. What is her weakness? The situation you provided would scare anyone!

shes forgetfull but wont ever forget things really important eheh,

Yay, another weakness that isn't a weakness.

I do this all the time. Many people do. You aren't a special snowflake.

she can get really anxious and worried for others, and when you upset her in a fight she might get upset and start being reckless but yOU REALLY GOTTA TUG ON THOSE HEART STRINGS (unless ur like ’ ima kill ur bud’ then its really easy for her to go cray on you, but usually

Okay, no. That is literally Natsu. This person is ripping other characters off.

Also, that was a run on sentence. It stars at "She's forgetful" and ends at "when that happens uwu." USE PUNCTUATION.

if the person being threatened is with her they’ll calm her down and she’ll be able to fight in a less reckless way), but once you do she goes a little insane and is more powerfull but gets hurt eaiser and dosent even care just as long as she fucks the other person up aND SHELL TELL EM TOO idk shes really violent/crazy/scary/blood-thirsty when that happens uwu.

What happened to "She's such a lovable sweetheart?"

Shes super ’ no mercy’ in fights too, mainly because thats what darcy taught her,

Was Darcy evil? Because in Fairy Tail, mercy is a virtue. Lucy would hate her if she showed no mercy. Even Natsu shows mercy, though he goes kind of ballistic if someone threatens his friends (especially Lucy). How did she get in if she shows no mercy? How did she even make friends?

and because she has no trust in the enemy to not hurt her after shes won.

That doesn't justify that.

She has a bad sense of humor too ok shes a cutie

OH YES, SHE'S STILL A CUTIE.

Zila also has a little ghost friend named Boo ( it’s cliche but idec) who wears a bow with a spell that let’s other people see her on it.

Is Boo more powerful than Mavis now? Because Mavis's residual energy let the members of the guild with a mark see her, but that was the only reason. Nobody else could. But apparently, Boo is so powerful everyone can see her.

Boo would have to be god-like in terms of power.

I call nonsense on that.

Boo is only with Zila when theyre ina care-free environment but Boo can’t talk and can only use facial expressions. Boo is bae too

If you call something 'bae' one more time, I am going to lose it.

Also, what sense does that make?

None.

(also heres what her eyes look like without her eye patch uwu)

That is such a generic thing to do with an OC.

Literally, just no.

Overall, this OC was terrible. She had no flaws, no weaknesses, and her ghost friend had god-like powers. I cannot even. I'll see you guys later.

~Kat

#ohnohetaliasues #mod kat #fairy tail #fairy tail oc #fairy sue #NO #SELF INSERT #MARY SUEEEEE #mary sue #Overpowered #i can't even #canon interference #canon copy #ripoff OC

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miniwixoide · 6 years

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survey :)

Who was the last person to call you baby/babe? pirate.... or maybe sophie

Anyone crushing on you? yes :)

What is your relationship status? seeing someone....

Has anyone ever sang to you? yes :)

Has anyone ever given you roses? yes !!! zofia has... and a guy i used to date

Who do you text the most? my roommate and zof

First person to text today? sophie

What color are your eyes? brown

What is a compliment you receive often? that im beautiful and hot :)

Who was the last person to say they loved you and when? pirate last night

Do you like your parents? yes

Do you secretly like someone? yes

Why did your last relationship end? problems

Who was the last person you said you loved on the phone? pirate

Who was the last person you kissed? pirate

Do you like funny people or serious people? funny :)

What are you listening to? coworkers talking

Is the last person you kissed older than you? yes laughing crying emoji

Are you happy right now? i have an annoying booger in my nose

If you could have one thing right now what would it be? a million dollars xD

Who makes you happiest right now? my self

Do you want to get married & have children one day? idk

Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? yeah

How many girlfriends/ boyfriends have told you they love you? idk like uhhh 5-6?

Have you ever thought that you were going to marry a person? no

Are you crushing on someone? yea

Have you ever loved someone so much that it hurt? yea

Have you ever made a boyfriend or girlfriend cry? yes

Are you happier single or in a relationship? idk

Have you ever told someone you loved them and didn’t mean it? no

Have you ever had your heart broken? yes

Have you ever broken someone’s heart? yes

If you could go back in time and change things, would you? yes

Think any of your ex’s feel the same? idk but they should :p

Do you believe that you are a good boyfriend or girlfriend? yes

Have you dated people who were not good to you? lol yes

Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance? no

Do you believe in love at first sight? no

Ever been given an engagement ring? yes lol

Do you want to get married? idk

Has anyone ever told you they wanted to marry you? yes

Ever liked someone else’s boyfriend or girlfriend? yes but never acted on it or anything

Does heartbreak really feel as bad as it sounds? yep

Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up with you? no

Would you believe your ex if he said they love you? no

Would you ever date your best male friend? no

If your best friend of the opposite sex went out with someone you knew was wrong for them would you speak up? yes and i have lol

Do you regret any of your relationships? not really cuz i learned but like. i feel a little bit ashamed

Would you date an ex? no except maybe one

Where were you at 9 o’clock this morning? passed out

When was the last time you saw your best friend? this weekend

Do you tend to update your Facebook status a lot? no never

Is there someone you feel you can talk to about absolutely anything? not really lol

What subject were you best at in school? french / literature

The last conversation you had with the opposite sex, what was it about? occupation double

When was the last time you charged your phone? overnight

Do you have anyone on your Facebook friends list that you’ve never even talked to? yeah

List 5 things you’re afraid of: people i love dying, getting sick, being assaulted, fire, traumatizing stuff

Have you forgotten anything important recently? i forgot to wake up this morning

Would you say you’re an honest person? idk

The last Facebook message you received from the opposite sex, what did it say? jmen va dans la douche jre

What does the nicest message in your Facebook inbox say? damn idk LOL

Is your best friend single? no

What colour was the ink of the last pen you wrote with? black

What does your pencil-case look like? holographic astro boy black pencil case :)

Where was the last place you went that was totally new to you, as in, it was the first time you’d been there? good question :|

When was the last time you used someone else’s computer? right now technically

Who do you dislike the most? Explain what you dislike about that person. idk..... i dislike mysogynist creeps

Tell me 5 random facts about your sibling(s). (Or your best friend, if you’re an only child): he is four years old, a gemini, loves ultraman, favorite color is red, talks to ghosts

What’s the longest you’ve liked someone without doing anything about it? like 6 years LOL

Do you use straightening irons on your hair? What brand? yes, tresemmé i think

What’s the relationship status of the last person you talked to? coworkers

Is there anything you would like to complain about? yeah :p

What’s the first line of the last song you listened to? in the magazines, on the movie screens

Think of the person from your past that hurt you the most. Is there anything you would like to say to that person? die :p

Does your mom like the last person you kissed? she doesn't know him

Now your cell phone, what color is it? black

Last text? Who was it from? 'encore?' from sophie

Do you use your speed dials? no

What was so special about today? umm i made peace with someone :)

If somebody tried to steal your best friend’s boyfriend/girlfriend, what would you do? warn her or something

What was the last thing you said to your mother? i don't remember :(

When was the last time you cried? i don't remember.. like 2 weeks ago

Has anyone made you upset lately? yes

What are you looking forward to? my next date, getting high, playing mario, working with my friend

Does anyone completely understand you? no

Ever stayed up all night on the phone? yes

Do you miss your past? not really no but parts of it sometimes

Do you have a reason to smile right now? yes always :)

Are you a forgiving person? too forgiving yeah but less than i used to be

Do you say sorry first? depends

Do you like cats? yes

Has someone promised you something and broke it? yes lol

Did you kiss or hug anyone today? just hug

Does your phone ring in the middle of the night? rarely

Is there anybody you’re really disappointed in right now? no

Have you ever lost someone you wish you didn’t? yes :(

Are you anything like you were a year ago? yeah but im VERY different and for the better :)

Have you ever felt like you hit rock bottom? yes

Would you rather spend a day outside with friends or inside alone? outside with friends :)

Think back to this time last year, were you happy? absolutely not

Has anyone upset you in the last week? kind of but not for long

What should you be doing? im doing it

Describe how you feel right now in one word. hungry!

What would you do if you found out one of your friends was going for the person you liked? LOL..... i'd laugh

Do you prefer drinking water from a bottle or a sink? filtered water sink :p

Will you ever run away and get married in Las Vegas with no notifications to either of your families? nah

Have you ever thrown your ipod in anger? nooo

Who did you last have a heart-to-heart conversation with? idk

Do you believe that there’s good in everybody? yeah

Has anything happened to you within the past month that has made you mad? probably but i cant remember right now

Would you ever get a tattoo? yes i have two

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youremyonlyhope · 4 years

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The Force Awakens

Almost 4 years ago, I started my Star Wars rewatch by watching the original series in preparation to watch the Force Awakens. Then I rewatched the prequels before The Last Jedi. And now I’m seeing Rise of Skywalker on Sunday, so it’s time to rewatch the 2 other sequels.

I’ve rewatched the Force Awakens a couple of times since I first saw it, so it should still be fresh in my mind. As for the Last Jedi, I have not been able to bring myself to watch that one because of the ending. Not because I hated it, I loved it, but because it hurts.

Also, this gives me a distraction so I don’t get spoiled for Rise of Skywalker. Again. Can’t believe I’ve been spoiled twice already in just 2 days... luckily it was the same spoiler twice. One that was vague and I hoped it wasn’t right, but then the other one was a gif of the scene so now I know it’s true. Ugh...

This is super long and I apologize in advance.

“A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...” I didn’t see the Force Awakens in theaters. I saw it at home nearly a year later (after getting spoiled for all major plot points during that year). So I can’t IMAGINE the pure joy that people felt when they got to see the opening title crawl for the first time in 10 years. I wish I had seen it in theaters. Ok. I don’t like that I can’t pause Disney+ with the spacebar like other streaming sites let me... or maybe it’s just my computer. ANYWAY. I forgot that the opening crawl literally says “Skywalker, the last Jedi” in it, accidentally telling us the title of the next movie. Yeah so I can already tell I’ll be pausing every like 2 seconds. But I love this opening shot of a ship blocking out a MOON. Oh and NOW the spacebar works to pause. One of those stormtroopers is Finn. Awww. BB8! I didn’t realize he’s (they’re?) the first character we see (that we know is an important character since at this point we don’t really know which stormtrooper is Finn). Poe! Giving a message to a droid... so I know we like to think of Poe as the Han of the sequel trio... but honestly he’s the Leia. Yeah I mean... a friend (or at least co-worker) smearing their blood on your face with their hand as they die is definitely traumatizing enough to make you rethink your life. Finn, I don’t blame you. I started this scene like “Oh we’re gonna get the Knights of Ren and Kylo freezing the blaster ray using the Force” then I got so into the scene that I forgot Kylo was going to show up at all.

It’s not a Star Wars rewatch if my grandma doesn’t call and interrupt at least once. This time it was right as Kylo came out of the ship.

Kylo’s powerful. I’ll give him that. Holding that blaster ray for as long as he's about to. I love Poe looking back at it. Poe’s first lines to Kylo are joking about who gets to talk first, when Kylo’s literally still holding a blaster ray in midair and knows Poe has the map he wants. And people say “General Hugs” during a battle was out of character. GENERAL PHASMA! GWENDOLINE MY QUEEN! Poor baby Finn. [BB8 moans softly] BB8 NO DON’T CRY. Oh poor Finn. But yay first time we see his face! It just hit me that now I’m the same age/older than John and Daisy when they filmed this... great.... AND REY! I remember when we first saw footage of her climbing around, I said to my dad “I think that’s supposed to be Han and Leia’s daughter.” So far I’m wrong. I’ve been holding out hope for years that maybe just maybe there will be a twist and I’m right. I’m fine with her parents being nobodies, but I kind of want to be right. I’m probably not. The scale of that ship behind her... The shot of her speeding across the desert has such... original trilogy vibes. It never registered to me that Rey has some wilting flowers. That brings new meaning to the “so much green” scene later... Awwww the practical effect bread... Ok. I’m being nit picky, but they drained it just a split second too early. If it’d drained just a millisecond later, it would have been perfectly timed with the inflation of the bread. But that’s just me nitpicking for no reason. It’s an impressive effect. “Classified? Me too. Big secret.” LOL even at the time I knew the fandom was making a big fuss about that line for nothing. Too on the nose for it to truly be a big secret she’s keeping from the world. I figured she meant it was a big secret to her. Of course... then people got mad that they wasted their time analyzing that... it’s their own fault really. I forgot that they actually eventually get the location of the map out of Poe. Oh and hi General Hugs! “This is a rescue. I’m helping you escape.” Yep Poe is Leia. She was initially being rescued, but then ends up having to help rescue her rescuer(s) while they’re trying to rescue her. “Because it’s the right thing to do.” If Finn was raised as a stormtrooper, even just to work in sanitation, he wouldn’t necessarily have a moral compass since he wouldn’t know what’s right... at this point I think he just knows he doesn’t like killing... Like how Zuko didn’t realize he wasn’t good because he was taught something else was good. (YES. Finn is closer to Zuko) “You need a pilot” “I need a pilot” Ok see so it’s not necessarily what’s right, but he knows this is how he can get out. Sorta selfish, but not really. Oooooh yeah! It’s Thomas Brodie-Sangster! Forgot he was in this. Wilhelm Scream! Poe naming Finn. Aww. Ok see. How does Kylo know Finn’s identification? Did he ask Phasma “who was the one with the blood on his helmet?” right after they got back on the ship? Because otherwise, he’d have no way to tell them apart in that moment, I don’t think they have their names on their armor unless I never noticed, and even then Kylo would be too far away to read it. There’s a picture of little baby Finn... he was so young when the First Order took him (I assume they took him, I’d hate it if his parents sent him there) OH WOW. ANOTHER WOMAN! Oh and it’s whats-her-face, she was in Deathly Hallows Part 1. (IMDB says Kate Fleetwood) See, back in the day the Empire had no women in their ranks. This is the only thing the First Order is doing right, equal opportunity to be a space Nazi. I forgot that the wreckage gets sucked into the sand... that sucks. Here’s where Poe would have died if Oscar hadn’t been so charismatic. Also, do we ever find out how he survived this? I forgot about the explosion afterwards that just adds insult to injury. Was that necessary? Was that supposed to be funny? If it was, why are people criticizing the Last Jedi’s humor if this moment tries to make us laugh at a character dying... I hope that wasn’t meant to be funny... My poor baby... stranded on a strange desert planet... alone... with the First Order looking for him... I love this giant hippo thing. I want one.

Whiny fanboys: Rey’s a Mary Sue! She can’t know how to fight already! Rey: *Been fighting creeps at the market since she was born*

And I love how she caught Finn. Oh nooo BB8 no don’t cry! Finn, babe, why would you just tell Rey about the map!? Babe! I get that you want to seem reliable and credible, but baby! No! The way Rey was sort of horrified by Finn holding her hand... makes me really wonder what she’s been through. “Stop taking my hand!” Aww and how she offers her hand to him. “The garbage will do” Oh how I wish I hadn’t been spoiled that that was the Millennium Falcon reveal. But that line did create a meme so that’s fun. Wow the Millennium Falcon has been through a LOT. That dramatic zoom in as they fly into the ship (I’m sorry, I do not have ship names memorized) was very Torchwood. The sudden, almost shaky and unnecessary zoom. That upside down shot though. Amazing. And also terrifying. “You’re ok. He’s with the Resistance” *BB8 gives Finn a pointed look* I am DEAD. Oh and the Powerpoint style transitions between scenes. Very necessary. Vital to every Star Wars movie. Kylo. You’re like 30. You should not still have temper tantrums. Grow up. Awww BB8. The internal battle. Followed by the thumbs up. Adorable. Literally for a second I was like “How could the First Order override the controls of the Millennium - HAN!!!!” HAN AND CHEWIE!!!!! I will never forget watching the Force Awakens trailer for the first time with my dad, and nearly sobbing over “Chewie... we’re home.” Also what the hell, Chewie has been through SO MUCH and he’s STILL around! He was protecting Yoda in Revenge of the Sith! And then ends up enslaved and being fed people before Han meets him in Solo!?!?!? What?!?!?!? AND had a whole family before all of that!?!??!?!?!?

Also, watching Solo and realizing that Chewie’s been forced to eat people literally shattered my heart into a billion pieces. I wanted to cry seeing him covered in that mud and trying to kill Han.

Aww, Han and Chewie know the hiding places. I’m not even a third of the way through and I’ve written way too much.

Finn: Han Solo, the Rebellion general? Rey: No, the smuggler! Finn: Wasn’t he a war hero? Chewie: *Grunts and shrugs ‘I don’t know’*

That says so much about all of their characters. Oh god the 12 parsecs thing. I was legitimately MAD when I was watching Solo and realized that they had actually figured out a way to make the 12 parsecs thing make sense. That they actually solved and fixed George Lucas’ mistake, when he was literally just trying to find a cool word and didn’t care about the actual meaning. I am still so angry they managed to fix it in a way that made sense. I started raging once I realized that they were doing it. Awww Han in the cockpit. Ok Finn there you go again, telling everyone about the map to Luke. You’re lucky that Han’s one of the few people it’s good to tell. It could have gone so wrong with Rey. That subtle Binary Sunset piercing my heart. Hey it’s that kid from that Eaters of Light episode of Doctor Who. And when I watched that episode I was like hey it’s that kid from the Force Awakens. He looks familiar to me, but those are the only two things I’ve seen him in. “I got a bad feeling about this” He said the thing! Yeah the Rathtars are gross. Aww and he grabbed her hand again to run. I just noticed that they made the camera lens blurry on the edge, like some of the goo got on it. “That was lucky.” Rey’s so modest. I forgot that they hyperspeeded through the Rathtar... also did that happen in the original series too or am I just remembering it wrong? Anyway, Admiral Holdo did it best. 2nd mention of the last Jedi. Also, LOL remember when everyone was theorizing who Snoke was? My favorite theory was that he was Mace Windu. That was a WILD conspiracy theory. “In the hands of your father... Han Solo.” Oh the dramatic reveal. Awww BB8 running away from Chewie’s roar. Awwww the hologram game! And it’s still stop motion! “It’s true. The Force. The Jedi. All of it.” I forget what video I was watching, but they pointed out that this was Han’s arc. Learning to believe in the Force. I guess in that way, he has a satisfying ending. “I didn’t know there was this much green in the whole galaxy” I remember people saying that Han’s face is basically him thinking ‘...oh no... looks like I gotta adopt this kid.’

...It’s hitting me that we’re going to see Leia in this movie... and I’m gonna be emotional...

...AM I JUST NOW REALIZING THAT CHEWIE’S STRAP OVER HIS CHEST IS A STRAP TO A BAG? I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST TO HOLD AMMO OR SOMETHING?!?!? I’ve been a Star Wars fan for HOW many years and I’m just noticing this?!!? Also, in an alternate universe, Han survives and Rey goes off with him and Chewie and they have smuggling adventures and everyone’s happy and alive. Catina music by Lin Manuel! Yay! WOLFMAN! THEY PUT THE WOLFMAN IN THIS! WOW. Look at them shading George Lucas’s rerelease edits. ...Ok so Maz is definitely Force sensitive if she knew Han was there right away, right? Also, Maz is an example of how before Rose Tico and whoever Naomi plays in RoS (I will not google her character name because I know I will get spoiled), we very rarely see AND hear women of color, we get just one or the other. They’re either in the background with no lines or playing a character that isn’t a human if they have lines. The only exception coming to mind is the Queen of Naboo who took over after Padme, Jamillia. Ok I forgot that the lady who rats them out to the First Order actually gets a line and isn’t painted green, so good for her! I love her costume too. Too bad she’s evil.

See. We hear the breathing of Vader, because Ani is so done with his idiot grandson worshipping him that he’s sighing in defeat in the afterlife. Ani needs to Force Ghost himself over to Kylo and be like “DID YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THAT WHEN I THREW A SITH LORD DOWN A HOLE THAT IT MEANT I WAS TURNING AGAINST THE DARK SIDE? DID THAT GO OVER YOUR HEAD? DID MY ENTIRE CHARACTER ARC GO OVER YOUR HEAD??” Please, what I want most from the Rise of Skywalker (besides making sure Leia gets the proper send off she deserves) is Hayden coming back as a Force Ghost and knocking some sense into Kylo.

Oh Finn. The captions tell us who was talking during the vision... and there WAS a lot of Obi-Wan dialogue... Also poor Rey. She probably definitely remembers her parents, but just blocked it out. Now. If after the endless lines of soldiers, the podium with a giant red and black flag behind it, and the arms rising up still make the space Nazi thing go over your head... then we just can’t help you anymore. HEY! WAS THAT WHATSHERFACE?!? Ghost from Ant-Man and the Wasp? Was that her? Yes! IMDB says it was Hannah John-Kamen! Look at you girl! Too bad you’re evil too. Ok. I will admit that I blanked out for General Hugs’ speech because who wants to listen to a space Nazi. But, has the Star Destroyer been mentioned before this point in the movie? Because I literally can’t remember. If Hugs said it then I probably let my mind wander. Oh and I do appreciate these two dudes who were like “Yeah sure Finn, come with us, work for a bit, and we’ll help you get far away” and were going to let Finn come along with them. They seem nice. Also. Here’s the girl who’s not Freema Ageman. Not every black girl is Martha Jones. The entire internet was like “Martha was in Star Wars!” then I watched the movie and I was like “...that literally was not Freema what are you all on about?” IMDB says she’s Maisie Richardson-Sellers, she’s also in Legends of Tomorrow, which is something I do hope to watch one day. So good for her. The ion engines sounded like the TARDIS for a split second and I was VERY confused. “How did you get that?” “A good question for another time.” Ok JJ you gotta stop with all these unanswered questions that you pose. I get that that’s your thing. And that you have some term for it. But there’s too many now. This one better get answered in Rise of Skywalker. That behind the back shot though. I’m convinced Han’s Force sensitive too. Not even convinced, I think it’s canon. LOL remember when everyone named that stormtrooper who recognized Finn TR-8R.

Finn: *Manages to function using a lightsaber even though he’s only trained with blasters* Fanboys: *Silence* Rey: *Fights with a lightsaber well since she’s fought with sticks her whole life and it’s a similar concept* Fanboys: MARY SUE! SHE CAN’T BE THAT GOOD THAT FAST!

Oh my god it’s the Resistance FINALLY. POE!!!! Yes, I did just scream “Poe!!” out loud. Now, I’m not sure where these forest scenes were filmed, but if you told me the same forest where half of Merlin’s forest scenes were filmed then I would not be shocked. Merlin had some scenes in a similarly narrow trench/valley/pathway/thing. No but seriously, yes the plants look like they’re more tropical than whatever forest Merlin filmed in in the UK, but the trench looks so similar. Oh god the second we saw Leia I froze. And then Leia’s Theme played and I had a sad smile. And then C-3PO popped up and I laughed. Awwww. I love C-3PO so much. There’s so much that body language can convey. Oh no. While watching Finn and Poe reunite, I suddenly remembered that fanedit that put Helpless from Hamilton as the background of the scene. And i laughed. Oh 2015. When all we cared about was Star Wars and Hamilton. That lip bite. Oscar stop it. Billie Lourd! So I’ve realized over the years that R2D2 kind of sucks. Not that I don’t love him. But he spends the entire original trilogy lying by omission, when he could have just told them everything he knew from the prequels (since he WITNESSED everything and didn’t have his memory erased like 3PO did). And now, he just sits back while everyone scrambles to find Luke and does nothing, WHEN HE HAS THE ANSWER. Yes. I get that it’s deeper than that. But still. It’s funny to think that R2 just wants to sit back and watch the drama unfold while not telling anyone that Vader is Luke’s dad or that he has Luke’s map. (Unless I’m remembering it incorrectly and R2 doesn’t have it. If that’s the case R2 gets a pass this one time.) [It wasn’t the case, R2 doesn’t get a pass] “It is very doubtful that R2 would have the rest of the map in his backup data.” C-3PO are you sure? Because I’m not. I think low-power mode means R2 wants to relax and watch the soap opera that is Star Wars unfold. “There’s still light in him, I know it.” For your sake Leia, I hope there is too. But Kylo is going to need a hell of a redemption arc in tRoS. See, and I can’t remember when I found this out, but the ashes that he puts his helmet in are the ashes of people he’s killed. Kylo Ren SAVES the ashes. He has a TUB of them in his office. What is WRONG with him!??! Yeah so him reading her mind about the ocean was just plain creepy. I just... don’t understand Reylo shippers. “You. You’re afraid... that you will never be as strong as Darth Vader.” And he’s right to be afraid! Ani eventually had the strength to turn himself around! Kylo Ren could never! I won’t believe it till I see it! And even then I might not believe it! I think that people forget that Kylo’s supposed to be like 30 years old. I will say that Adam plays the role in this first movie like Kylo’s very young with a hint of a tiny possibility that he feels like he’s in over his head. Really he only plays it that way when the helmet’s off. So I get that he seems younger, but Adam was like 30 when he filmed this too. So why do so many fans coddle Kylo when he’s a grown man? A grown man who’s killing people. After a certain point, you can’t blame Luke or his parents or Snoke... if the guy is literally worshipping his grandfather and ignoring the fact that even Ani turned back to the light side... then the guy has issues. Rey failed twice before getting the Jedi mind trick right. Also, I love that Daisy’s face kind of sorta softened with less fear before she said the command and got it right. I’ve seen the scene of the stormtroopers literally going “Nope” and turning away from Kylo’s tantrum many times over the years, but I didn’t realize that Kylo screams “GUARDS” as he does it until I saw the caption just now. So not only are the stormtroopers like “I don’t want to get into that” they’re like “Let’s act like we didn’t hear him scream for us and let someone else get into that.” Which is even more hilarious. Ok it’s Starkiller not Star Destroyer. Whatever. I was close. But I knew that Luke’s last name was originally Starkiller, so I honestly should have guessed Starkiller in the first place. Whatever. Hey Admiral Akbar! The guy talking about the thermal oscillator looks familiar... was he in Night Shift... IMDB says he’s Ken Leung and yes he was in the Night Shift! Good for him! Awww that was the last time Han and Leia ever saw each other... “That’s not how the Force works.” The captions are telling me that the stormtroopers Rey is hiding from are just talking about how much their new weapons suck. That’s hilarious. “Is there a garbage shoot? Trash compactor?” Oh Han, I see what you did there. Wow, I didn’t notice that the walls of the base are rock, that it’s literally built INTO the planet. Awwwww Finn gave Rey his jacket! I was thinking she must be cold in just a t-shirt after living in a desert. Because I rewatched the last half of RotJ after Force Awakens, I was able to realize that this scene of Han and Chewie planting the bombs was a reference to RotJ, but only because of watching Force Awakens earlier that day. Really, I should have gotten the reference the other way around. “We’ll meet back here.” NOOOOO BUT YOU WON’T. THIS IS THE LAST TIME! Wait, did we not know his name was Ben before this? Was that the moment we all realized he was named after Obi-Wan? (Also, never really got that since Han and Leia knew Obi-Wan for only a couple of days at most... but whatever) Chewie keep going! Keep going and planting bombs while they’re distracted by Han! Come on! Ok I wanted to mention it earlier, but there was a lightbeam hitting Kylo when Snoke’s hologram disappeared, and that was after Snoke told him to be careful of going back to the light. Now as Han walks towards Kylo, there’s another lightbeam. It’s all very literal, but still. I like it. UH OH. I forgot about the light from the sun going away. Now Kylo’s literally in the darkness. We’re getting super literal now. (Also, I now realize that Poe’s line of “As long as we have the light we have a chance” was also a on-the-nose reference to light vs. dark and not just exposition about stopping the Starkiller, though it was also exposition.) I like to think that Han sorta knew that Kylo would kill him, and that he hoped it would eventually lead him to the light in some way and be worth it. But wow seeing Han fall hurts. OH AND LEIA. I FORGOT ABOUT LEIA KNOWING IMMEDIATELY AND JUST SINKING DOWN. OH I HURT. See. Finn’s literally just using a lightsaber like any other sword. Just hit your target with it. Because anyone can do that. Yes Rey! Summon that lightsaber! Earn that Binary Sunset! Trench run. Because Star Wars. Ok I gotta replay all of that because I was too busy getting lost in my mind about something and got distracted. Why is the Starkiller base falling apart? Ok got it, Poe hit a bunch of stuff that exploded. Cool.

Ok see. Some of the fans think fighting with a lightsaber is like a integral part of being one with the Force and being a Jedi. But literally, you just need to know is how to fight with a sword or a stick and you can fight with a lightsaber. The Force just means you’re better at predicting your opponent’s next moves, sensing the danger, knowing the best move to make, etc. That’s why Rey started winning against Kylo when he said “Join me and let me teach you the ways of the Force.” Before that, she’s just fighting like she would with her stick and all that’s doing is helping her survive and keep Kylo at bay, but she’s not winning. Being reminded that she’s Force sensitive let her tap into that and start incorporating that into the fight. Now she’s using the skills she already has, and using the Force to help her predict Kylo’s moves. She’s not magically good at using a lightsaber, she just already had skills that were easily transferable to a lightsaber and using the Force to enhance it.

I don’t think we’ve lost any arms yet in this movie, besides C-3PO off-screen.

OH. AND SNOKE SAYS KYLO NEEDS TO COMPLETE HIS TRAINING! He’s not even a full Sith Lord yet! He’s still being trained! So no, Rey did not just defeat a powerful Sith Lord, she defeated a Sith Lord in training. And she barely defeated him, he was already injured, she just fought hard enough to bring him to the ground. Then the ground literally separated them. Basically, I’m tired of people being mad that Rey has skills, she already had them. Plus, she’s not magically the most powerful Jedi ever like Ani was, she’s just strong. So go critique Ani for being literal space Jesus.

Oh Chewie. He’s alone saving Finn and Rey. My heart is breaking. All teams, Poe? You mean you and the other two who are left? Ok fine, there are a couple more X-Wings behind the Millennium Falcon. You and the other 6 who are left. Playing the Love Theme one last time. I am hurting. OH. NOW YOU WAKE UP, R2D2? NOW YOU WAKE UP? AFTER HAN DIES, YOU WAKE UP? Aww BB8′s like “Dad! Give me the map! I wanna put the puzzle together!” So I was right to be mad at R2D2. Literally sitting back, watching the drama, then at the end is like “Oh by the way, I have all the rest of the information you needed.” (Yes, I realize that I guess we’re supposed to infer that he spent all those years in low power mode trying to find the map, but whatever.) “May the Force be with you.” Oh Leia. Oh Carrie. Oh R2D2 NOW you’re excited. If you wanted to see Luke so bad, you should have found the map faster. You just know Luke knew they were coming, so he was like “Let me get my cloak out and stand on the highest point all mysteriously.” since he too lives for the drama (as we saw from all the flips in RotJ). Oh I love that ending so much. Some people think Last Jedi ruins the suspense of the ending. I love it. I love that Luke takes a minute to just stare at Rey and the lightsaber before deciding to chuck it over a cliff.

I’m watching the credits, and I noticed that Harrison gets first billing. I literally just said out loud “Why does Harri- ok no fine actually” since I realized this was his last Star Wars movie, so give him first billing. He deserves it.

So that’s the Force Awakens. Very enjoyable. I forget where I heard/read this, but the Force Awakens and Rogue One are like Star Wars comfort food. Super full of nostalgia.

And I do agree at least to an extent. Especially since the Force Awakens is like A New Hope all over again. A droid with a special message. Evil character with a spherical base that destroys planets. The evil Empire’s gone, but the evil First Order has taken over. And the Rebels are now the Resistance and are not that much better off than they were before.

But I LIVE for the nostalgia. Throughout the entirety of the prequels, I said that the best moments were the callbacks/references to the original series. The sequels do that better, so I really enjoy them.

Also I don’t actually hate R2D2. But the theory/idea that R2 is secretly a horrible person because of the fact he seems to know everything but never actually tell anyone what he knows is hilarious to me. And I never realized how well the Force Awakens fits into that theory. So it’s super funny to me.

Now hopefully, I can watch all of The Last Jedi tomorrow. I have a bit of a day... and this rewatch took like 4 hours since I literally paused every 2 seconds to write something. For the Last Jedi, I need to try to write less so I can pause less and finish the movie.

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