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Fierce & Feisty Friday
Rules: Post a snippet from one of your fics (can be published or WIP) featuring a fierce and/or feisty character this Friday or next, then tag some people so they can share, too! (Feel free to use the banner if you want!)
Oh.... it´s friday again...
And yes, that Frozen Smut Week coming up... thanks @annas-hair-donut for tagging me (and giving the idea for posting a snippet for the event).
tagging @firawren @keeshya6 @luthien-under-bough @sidepartskinnyjeans or anyone who likes to join!
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Here´s the beginning for my canon-verse post F2 Kristanna smut-fic "Sash me to your heart" (day March 28, Amethyst, royal) - here rated M
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Anna helped Kristoff out of his clothes, slowly and tenderly giving him a caring stroke here and there while her fingers worked him out of the different layers of fabric. He pulled her close, meanwhile all naked, pressing her body to his and pecked a kiss to her forehead. “Can I skip the bath?” “Ugh… no!” Anna laughed. “But I will be right with you, lend you a hand if you wish.” He grinned, cupped her chin tilting it a tad upward and softly brushed his lips over hers. “I´d love that, feisty pants!” “Off you go, you valiant pungent reindeer king!” Anna teased and tantalizingly squeezed his butt. Kristoff grumbled fondly and turned for the adjoint room where the bathtub was set ready. Anna watched after her husband with a warm glance. He was so brave and deserved some good treat… She started sorting his clothes onto the vanity chair, and just then, a sassy idea came to her mind. ~~~ He had lowered into hot water, sank his large body to a comfortable position at his best, bracing his arms along the tub wall and leaning his head back. Eyes closed; Kristoff had to admit that the privilege of a warm bath at the end of a nerve-wracking day was not to be denied. It didn´t take long and he heard soft footsteps advancing. Anna was such a sweetheart… was she going to rub his back, and maybe some more…? He could literally feel her hands gliding down his chest already and the mere imagination of his wife´s tending to his tensed body sent him almost over the edge. He breathed deeply to prevent his dick from hardening for another few moments. She would notice eventually, but had not to see his cock poking out of the water the very first moment she came in. How rude… A soft cough made him open his eyes, dimly aware that his groins were throbbing in anticipation. Holy iceberg… He glared at Anna who was standing just a hand's reach away from him. If he thought he was in control of his manhood, his rock-hard buddy was not obeying in the least and poked his head out of the water instantly, to see his wife standing there! Anna was smirking, with her hands braced on her hips. Her bare hips. Her hair fell free over her bare breasts. She was completely naked, adorned with only one piece of cloth. His sash.
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mercyburned-aa · 4 years
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&.  ‛  defender of the earth  ー  the valiant child !︐  ›   rose tyler. &.  ‛  i swear by my pretty floral bonnet,i will end you.︐  ›   malcolm reynolds. &.  ‛  machines just got working and they talk to me.︐  ›   kaylee frye. &.  ‛  faithful to thine pledged word.︐  ›   ichabod crane. &.  ‛  i really am a bad influence.︐  ›   jenny mills. &.  ‛  a valiant,pungent reindeer king !︐  ›   kristoff bjorgman.
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greatqueenanna · 3 years
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Talking about Kristoff - The Champion of the Frozen Franchise
A Champion can be a person who vigorously supports or defends something. This is who Kristoff is to his very core - he defends and supports those around him by being there and helping them when they need it most. Especially when it comes to Anna and his family, Kristoff is ready to help them without putting his own needs first.
Although it takes him time to warm up to other people, Kristoff proves that if you truly love someone, you will be there for them and give them a love that is not easily broken by misunderstandings or personal goals.
Just as with the sisters, as you all know by now, I will be discussing Kristoff throughout the franchise and then delve into what I think could be next for our favorite valiant, pungent, Reindeer King.
Kristoff’s Childhood
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Ice?! Faster Sven!
A bit of Kristoff's childhood happens off-screen, and is told by us by the creators - We don't know much about Kristoff's parentage, except that they were Saami and have now passed away. However, Kristoff would always refuse to stay in the orphanage he was confined to and found himself exploring the outdoors. Through his wanderings, Kristoff would find Sven.
While working with other Saami Ice Harvesters, Kristoff would find himself following the royals to the Valley of the Living Rock, where he would find his new family with the Trolls.
What we immediately see is how Kristoff is, indeed an outdoorsy person - but more importantly, we also see a flaw forming. Kristoff starts to form a dislike and distrust for people. The only time he finds comfort is with a non-human family and spends most of his time away from people and the wilderness.
Kristoff in Frozen
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Reindeers are better than people.
Kristoff continues his reputation as the mountain man - he spends most of his time away from Arendelle and other people. When we see him again in Oaken's Trading Post, he is completely rude, and outright calls Oaken a crook. When he is alone with Sven, he pushes the fact that he feels that Reindeers are better than people - people will beat you and curse you and cheat you, after all.
When he sees Anna again, and the two start their journey, Kristoff begins to show his softer side. He starts to fall for Anna's feisty personality and even starts to find chemistry with her. Throughout their adventure, Kristoff starts to care for her - seeing if she was alright after falling from Elsa's ice blast and then trying to make her feel warm when her heart begins to freeze.
However, Kristoff is willing to put his own desires to be with Anna to the side in order to get her to Hans. Even so, when he sees that Arendelle is forming a cloud, he rushes to help Anna - regardless that she could be with Hans. He needed to be sure she was alright.
This shows how when Kristoff started to break out of his shell and form a bond with another human, he immediately showed her kindness, companionship, and love.
However, it would still take Kristoff some time to fully be able to communicate his feelings properly.
Kristoff in Frozen 2
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Now I know you're my true north, 'cause I am lost in the woods.
In Frozen 2, Kristoff wants to take his relationship with Anna to the next level - but he has a hard time finding the right words. He tries so hard to try and make everything perfect, leading him to overthink and even lose a bit of himself in the process.
He begins to question his relationship with Anna - even coming to the point where he feels as though he is completely lost without her. He keeps all these emotions bottled up - leading to a lot of his proposal attempts to be awkward and superficial.
Kristoff needed to learn to express himself openly and to be honest with himself. He didn't need a fancy proposal, and the right words would come to him when he was able to finally let down his guard and express his emotions as they were - without the perfection, he thought he needed.
Frozen 2 also continues to show how Kristoff supports Anna and puts his own needs aside for the moment. When he sees Anna is in need, he immediately saves her and offers his help - without demanding an explanation or questioning her judgment. This is quite a development from where he was in Frozen, where he would do nothing but question. This shows how he has grown respect for Anna over the years.
When he announces that his love is not fragile, he lets Anna know that he understands her feelings, accepts her apology to him, and that this will not break the strong love that they have for each other.
Kristoff in the Future
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Given his more supporting role within the franchise, I know that Kristoff probably won't get to much in terms of extensive story. However, there are a couple things that could work for him that fall in line with what I had also discussed with Anna, giving him a few development points while still keeping him as a supporting character.
As I discussed with Anna, there could be a possibility that Anna would have children in the future - given that I had her wanting to develop her feelings towards her parents, and thus strengthening her bond with them in order to become a good mother herself, Kristoff could also have this moment with his own birth parents as well.
We could actually see him questioning his ability to be a good parent with the absence of his own - only to discover that Bulda was a great parent to him and to use her as an example instead. This could help explore a little bit more of Kristoff's past, and perhaps finally see his more Saami roots.
Also like Anna, being that Kristoff could become King, Kristoff ultimately questioning his abilities to become a ruler along side Anna could help give his character even more development.
Either way, whatever is for Kristoff in the future, I know that he will forever support Anna and his family and a champion for their safety and love.
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🔔New pattern alert!🔔
It's a Christmas miracle! Today I am releasing not one but TWO new patterns - both designed for my very own mountain Man ☺️
You can now make a stylish hat or some fun mittens for the valiant, pungent reindeer king in your life 💖
Patterns available on my Etsy, Ravelry and website!
Hat: Etsy Ravelry
Mittens: Etsy Ravelry
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hitchell-mope · 4 years
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Some favourite movie lines of mine part one
You offend reason sir. I should like to offend it with you
I’m a werewolf ok? Let’s not make a big deal out of it
Get off our planet alien scum
Screw em if they can’t take a joke
Does he shed much/yeah, mom won’t let him on the couch
And I wanted a sea pony. LIFE AIN’T FAIR!
I had no choice
Like a valiant pungent reindeer king
Then stop running into the fire
NOT MY DAUGHTER YOU BITCH!
A short drop and a sudden stop
Damn you Jack Sparrow
This is madness/this is politics
Did everyone see that? Because I will not be doing it again
From the moment I fell down that rabbit hole I've been told where I must go and who I must be. I've been shrunk, stretched, scratched, and stuffed into a teapot. I've been accused of being Alice and of not being Alice but this is my dream. I'll decide where it goes from here.
You always were a loathsome slurvish interrupting thing
I’m surrounded by idiots
Friend of the family
We’re gonna get old walking across this bridge
Jafar, Jafar, he’s our man, if he can’t do it
Welcome to hell
We look like bad guys! Incompetent bad guys!
Well, I'm sorry she's rich and will probably get no more than a slap on the wrist.
You’d be the half the whole world forgot
Put that thing back where it came from it so help me
You, are no king to me!
Do you?/Do I what?/Know better?
A pox on the phoney king of England
SHE’S LOST HER MIND
Meega nala kweesta
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thesvenqueen · 4 years
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My Valiant Pungent Reindeer King to the rescue!
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I just went back and forth between the "my love isnt fragile" scene and the proposal scene for, I'm not gonna lie, about 10-15 mins, until I felt like I got every last detail (like elsas fucking expression when Kristoff got down on one knee- ITS FUCKED ME UP EVEN MORE)
TL;DR- I love this valiant pungent reindeer king even more (idk how it was possible but its true)
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btsfanmomma · 5 years
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BTS as Disney Heroes
Okay y’all, I know this has been done before, but Disney is just as much a passion of mine is BTS, so I thought I’d try my hand at combining them. 
First, photo credit to BigHit and Dispatch, and Disney Character images to the incomparable Jirka Vinse Jonatan Väätäinen. All other photo manips by yours truly. 
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Jin
Flynn Rider/Eugene Fitzherbert
Hot takes:
Jin and Flynn rhyme. I kid, but I just realized it when I started typing so it gets a mention.
Handsome is their brand.
But their exterior is nothing compared to their fluffy goodness inside. 
They work hard to be the best in their respective fields, even if Flynn’s is thieving and shenanigans.
Would fight a horse for your affection.
For Jin, I was torn between Prince Naveen and Flynn Rider. Both are handsome and they know it, but where Naveen is all Prince, Flynn is a little rogue and also a little Eugene Fitzherbert. Personally, aside from the visuals, Jin’s standout personality trait is his silly nature and penchant for Dad jokes, no matter how suave he is on the outside. This duality is perfect for Flynn/Eugene. They both appreciate the finer things in life, but not in entitled way, more in a “I know what’s like to go without the finer things and so I appreciate them when I have them” sort of way. Also, ya boy can sing. Also, smolder. 
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RM
Milo Thatch
Hot takes:
They have brains and beauty.
They can both rock a tank top. 
Milo becomes the KING of Atlantis, so leadership runs in their veins. 
No judgement would date a woman who is older and more powerful. 
Glasses. That’s it, that’s the hot take.
RM and Milo both have an unquenchable thirst for knowledge (and I have an unquenchable thirst for them). Basically, RM just is Milo? Glasses, tank tops, giant brains and all. Milo is especially adept in languages and anthropology. Every time I see another picture of RM at a museum my choice is reaffirmed. Milo is also characterized by a deep sense of righteousness, expression, and knows how to hype a crowd. I vote Milo for most likely to speak at the UN (about Atlantean rights). 
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J-Hope
Prince Phillip
Hot takes:
HOBI IS AN IRL DISNEY PRINCE AND I WILL FIGHT YOU ON THAT AND DIE ON THAT HILL. 
Can sing and dance and woo you in the space of a single song. 
100% capable of both falling off a horse and slaying a dragon, why would you even question that. 
Does not care for your royal traditions and will do as he pleases with a smile on his face and in his heart. 
I have definitely “walked” with Hobi once upon a dream. 
Disney Princes are kind of meh. I mean we build them up to be the male ideal, but mostly they’re kind of whiny and manipulative (I’m looking at you, Prince Eric). Prince Phillip is not your average Disney Prince. He’s okay being royal, but his royalty is second to his own dreams and desires. He was born into royalty and expectations, and he doesn’t whine or complain about it, he embraces it. Both Philip and Hobi are the embodiment of competence and capability. They are strong and soft, hard and delicate. I’ve always loved they way Philip was willing to throw everything away because he fell in love. This is traditionally the woman’s role in a fairy tale, and I feel like Prince Phillip, with his visual and performative duality, is more concerned with being true to himself than being what others think he should be. Also I’d put my money on it that they’re both very talented with their swords.
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Suga
Kristoff
Hot takes
GRUMPY GRUMPS that still manage to be beloved by an entire clan of rock trolls. In Suga’s case, ARMY are the rock trolls. Own it.
Masters in their respective crafts (for Suga, this is music, obvs, for Kristoff this is… ice).
Can write songs and play instruments. 
Attracts opposing personalities, who find his innate grumpy stoicism endearing (think Anna, Sven, Olaf). 
Would ride through a blizzard like a valiant, pungent, reindeer king to save you. 
Suga is no fixer-upper, but this one came easily to me. The grumpy act is a front, and really they’re just keeping their cards close to their chest and waiting for the right hand. They’re both incredibly capable. I would 100% trust both of them to help me find my magical sister in a blizzard while climbing up a mountain and running from wolves but only after I’ve earned their respect. Kristoff’s ice-mining skills remind me a lot of Suga’s ability to turn music into gold, but they’re both very humble about it, which speaks to their absolute mastery. And I know I put it in the hot take, but they both absolutely attract happy, bubbly, adoring friends and fans with their stoic personalities.
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Jimin
Aladdin
Hot takes:
ABS.
A deep and sometimes melancholy desire to be more than what they seem.
Wherever they are, whatever they are doing, whether that’s scaling the rooftops of Agrabah or training for a KPop band, they put all of their mentality and physicality into it. 
They’re both meant for more than what they started as. 
Did I mention abs?
Every animated Disney movie has an “I want” song. Most of the female characters get amazing “I want” moments (except for Ariel, girl needs to learn how to love herself), but men, even central characters, are often very shallow. Don’t get me wrong, Go the Distance is one of the best “I want” songs in the Disney library, but it doesn’t have half the earnestness and depth or emotionality of the One Jump Ahead Reprise. We all know that Jimin has been the most forthcoming about his struggle with accepting himself and developing his skills as an idol. I feel like no other Disney Hero captures the essence of his “I want” like Aladdin does.
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V
Robin Hood
Hot takes:
One is a fox, the other is a literal fox.
Cunning and silly. Misschievous and chivalrous. Basically, duality. 
Willing to put autocratic authority in its place. 
Their smiles are strangely attractive. 
So inspirational that large followings of people are willing to follow them into danger.
Would absolutely steel from the rich and give to the poor when it’s the right thing to do.
This is partially about personality, but also partially about Tae’s sharp and handsome features that absolutely remind me of my weird attraction to Robin Hood. Although anyone’s physical attraction to Tae is definitely not weird because the man is a whole snack. I joke about Tae being chaotic neutral, but there’s no denying he has a deep sense of righteousness. He was willing to call Army out for the weird and sometimes hateful posts on Weverse, and 100% admire that he’s willing to stand-up to bullies. Robin Hood dons an absolutely ridiculous stork costume without blinking even if there are more dignified alternatives, because ultimately life’s about having fun and being weird, even when you’re basically starting a civil war.
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Jungkook
Hercules
Hot takes:
The maknea of BTS vs. the maknea of Olympus. 
They both have an ernst, puppy-dog like desire just to Do Good. 
They both have an ernst, puppy-dog like desire to please their hyungs.
Into bodybuilding, but their physical strength is just an outward manifestation of their inner strength. 
Hands down would go to Hades, no questions asked, to save the one(s) he loves. 
This was another no-brainer. Both of these makeneas are ruled by their desire to please their elders, whether that’s Zeus and Phil or RM and Hobi. And really if young, awkward, but completely capable Hercules doesn’t remind you of baby, JK, get out of my house. They both bask in the admiration of their fans, but what’s really important to them is being accepted and loved by their close circle of friends and family. They are both incredibly loyal, almost to a fault, and were destined for greatness.
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larrytrainor · 5 years
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HAPPY MONDAY, my valiant pungent reindeer king! 💗
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HAPPIEST MONDAY BLESSINGS UNTO THEE, O'PRINCESS OF YON RISING SUN!!!!!! 💝💖💞💟😭
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yensidwinters · 5 years
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Dallas’ Breakdown of the Frozen 2 Trailer
It’s finally here, you guys! After waiting for five and half years, we have a trailer for Frozen 2. And Disney certainly did not disappoint! A lot of things have already started circulating around here, and definitely a lot of points out there to give some thought, but for right now I intend to do a FULL breakdown of the trailer and give the initial thoughts I had when I first watched the trailer, expanding on certain thoughts or points, and including a few things I’ve seen and my take on them. So, get comfortable! This is going to be a lot. I don’t plan to go into TOO much detail with some things, as those will be saved for other later posts!
There is A LOT going on in the introduction/opening scene right off the bat. With Elsa looking out over a storming, raging sea and seemingly completely alone on a shoreline.
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Now, I know many people have speculated that this could be her training and pushing herself, but my initial thought was: She’s trying to get somewhere/ to someone. And my thought on that still stands. The shore type is not at all anything we’ve seen in Arendelle. And, while yes, she could be somewhere else to do said training, I don’t believe she’d travel far enough for that sort of change to happen. Not to mention she seems rather ill-prepared for any sort of training, and not planning ahead is typically just not Elsa’s style.
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And, seeing as she’s also with no one else on that shore, her goal being to get to someone (possibly Anna) to help them I feel is a more likely scenario. Now, the HOW and the WHY she’s there to begin with, not the slightest idea. Regardless, it’s clear she’s determined as all fuck to get through, and isn’t about to stop until she either gets where she needs to go, or dies trying. Although, even then, Elsa might not accept death as an option in the first place.
But, she’s definitely going through a process of trial and error. When climbing over the waves didn’t work, she went through it. And, when she was encountered a far larger wave, she tried going through it again, only this time with magic. Which, clearly didn’t work out.
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I’ve seen a few people commenting on how it seems like her magic is weaker or not at it’s full potential as she could just ‘freeze the whole wave/ocean’. And, as a friend had pointed out to me, no. No, she couldn’t. Not because of a weakening of power, but rather simply a lack of power to go against the raw force of nature. Oceans during storms are insanely powerful, and how ice freezes on running water is FAR different than freezing calmer waters. But, its clear Elsa is sure as hell going to try to anyway.
The clip then cuts to Anna coming out to a balcony, in her nightgown, with...we’re going to call them Ice Floaties until further notice.
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They seem to be almost literally everywhere. Outside, at least. And, just judging by the few near Anna, they don’t seem to be incredibly big. I can only guess what they are at this point, but they all seem to hold one of four symbols, which can be seen on the most recently released poster for the film.
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My own thoughts were, if they do relate to the theme that seems to be continuing on in this trailer, they are referring to the elements; Air, Water, Earth and Fire. As to which is which, I couldn’t say. But, we’ve already been introduced to the water element from the very beginning, of course, being the storm and the ocean. We’ll touch upon the others as we go. Another small detail I noticed and thought was interesting is they seem to shimmer in a wave pattern, starting from the left side of the screen and moving across to the right side. Not sure if that’s anything important right now, or just the reflection of the moon, but I thought it was worth noting.
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Next, of course, we get an awesome shot of Kristoff and Sven at the head of a reindeer herd. A true, valiant, pungent reindeer king. Now, from what we have seen, they do appear to be in whatever valley/new land/etc. the group seems to find themselves in. And, given that both of their expressions seem to be very similar/parallel to their expressions when they were retruning to Arendelle to help Anna at the climax of the first film, I can only imagine they’re again either racing towards something or someone important, or potentially charging towards an adversary. With a whole herd of reindeer to whoop ass.
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There isn’t much more to take from this scene, however. The location itself isn’t ENTIRELY clear, and with no other context, it’s hard to take anything else away from it. Other than the fact that Kristoff seems to be sporting some sort of brown fur undershirt.
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Once again cutting right on over to Anna! I’ve heard some people state she’s in a cave, but from what I can see here, I believe she might in fact be on a shore as well. The water on the left is far calmer than what we’ve seen, but the texture of the floor seems to be made up of those same rocks that we saw at the beginning. Which, if Elsa IS in fact trying to reach Anna, would make sense for her to be in a similar environment. I’m not sure what she’s currently holding in her hands but my guess would be a book, or perhaps the satchel she has in the next clip. Regardless of what it is, I believe inside it is what potentially could be what started this whole thing. Information, perhaps, they were either looking for or that they had used to bring them here in the first place.
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Which brings us to Anna climbing up to a cave. Something I have found interesting at this point, is that with each of these clips, each of the characters have been shown alone. Whether it so happens to just be the shot angles or simply a brief moment where they are alone before another comes in, the fact that they are singled out and seemingly going against things on their own is rather interesting. Were the separated on purpose, or was it more a thing of bad luck that had they end up as they are?
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It’s here, though, that I again bring up elements. As we saw with Elsa we had water, and here, we have Anna climbing a mountain, or as one could look at it, overcoming earth. A trail again made of an elemental force. It could be I’m reading too far into this idea, but worth prodding at every possibility. But, again, we have Anna still just as determined as the others to accomplish her task. And, I now also have to wonder the urgency of all that is happening, and what would have prompted this to begin with.
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We now turn to yet another example of an element. Although, it’s clear this fire is no regular fire. Not just by it’s bright shade of pink and purple, but from the fact that it completely negates Elsa’s powers. The moment her ice touches that barrier of fire it melts, it evaporates. Which, at that current time and era, could not simply come from any fire. Which has me wonder further if perhaps there are other people who posses the ability to control certain elements. Which, if the themeing is truly a hint to us, is a strong possibility.
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Especially when taking this scene into consideration, where air/wind seems to make a direct path to this boy and tosses him up into the air. Not much more to say on that aspect as now all four elements have been shown in one way or another in the trailer, but who the hell are these kids?
Is this a flashback for someone? Are these perhaps kids who are related to, or at least companions to other elementals? Are they perhaps just kids that happen to run into the group during their travelling? WHOMST?! That said, they are definitely kids. If anything, they seem to both be around the age of 14-17, so I don’t believe it’ll be anyone we know, nor will be related to anyone we know.
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And then we have this beautiful scene. From their expressions and where they stand, my guess is this is the first time they may be looking over what they have to cross in order to get to whatever destination they’re aiming for. A look of amazement, and perhaps shock from Elsa, and something more of a determined, stoic expression from both Anna and Kristoff. We see Olaf with them here as well, which, given that we’ve only seen him twice in the trailer, there’s a nice question of where the hell is he during everything else? We see him only with Elsa in the fire, and no where else. Did he get taken? Did something else happen to him? Istfg Disney, if you melt this snowman there will be cONSEQUENCES!
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Then, of course, we have this ending gem. Again, we don’t see Olaf, and oddly enough we seen nothing of Sven either. Are they perhaps together, then? Those two separate from these three? Or, perhaps are they just trotting up ahead before Anna happens to see...whatever is behind them. I don’t have much more thought on what it could possibly be, though. I know some have thrown around the idea that it could be Hans, but the only thing I could think of if it is him, is that he happened to follow them and is there to ‘offer’ his help. Not that I believe any would be very trusting nor excited for his ‘help’. But, who knows. What Anna is striking out at is as good a guess as anyone’s.
So, there are my overall general thoughts and wonderings on the trailer! As I said, I won’t go too into depth as of now with all points, but I wanted to get my thoughts out. Send an ask or reply, or even a reblog if you’d like to add anything or if I perhaps missed something! Thank you for taking the time to read this monster post, though! Stay lovely, snowflakes. <3
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sicerosweettea · 10 years
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Yeah, okay, but look at Kristoff's doofus face.
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Ryder: Boys are hot.
Honeymaren: Girls are hot.
Kristoff: People are hot.
Anna: Why is everyone so hot?
Elsa: ...I don’t know. Should I make some ice?
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Has anyone done this with Anna, Kristoff, and Sven?
“Ah yes. Me. My boyfriend. And his 600 pound four foot tall reindeer.”
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Elsa: intellectual intelligence
Anna: emotional intelligence
Kristoff: common fucking sense
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Idea for a Frozen short
It’s set 10 years after Frozen 2. Kristoff and Anna now have several kids. Elsa is still living the free and single life out in the forest, but frequently visits Anna and the others in Arendelle.
Anna and Kristoff’s wedding anniversary is coming up, and they want the chance to do something together. Elsa offers to take care of the children for the weekend. For some reason that I pull out of thin air, they can’t stay in the palace, so the children come to stay in the forest. Elsa is happy to spend time with them, but very nervous. Anna and Kristoff have placed their trust in her - she can’t let them down! Nothing bad can happen to the kids, not on her watch.
Anna and Kristoff leave. Elsa, wanting to ensure the kids aren’t bored while they’re gone, has planned a bunch of activities to do. However, things keep going wrong. Elsa keeps narrowly saving the children from various dangers, usually through creative application of her ice powers. There are at least four kids, and they're constantly wandering off in different directions.
Olaf is there too, and he takes his duty as ‘uncle’ very seriously. However, he’s not always that helpful to Elsa because he has some wacky, out-there, new and hip parenting ideas, and he’s also still a child at heart so is easily drawn into their games.
Then something Really Bad happens - maybe a child goes missing or gets stuck somewhere. Elsa, Olaf, the other kids, and some of the Northuldra (great chance to bring back Ryder and Honeymaren!) have to band together to rescue them. Luckily, they manage to do so before Anna and Kristoff are set to come back.
By then, Elsa is frazzled and worn out, and convinced the whole thing has been a disaster. The children are also tired, and the younger ones drift off to sleep. During that quiet moment, Elsa voices her worries to Olaf or Honeymaren that she’s let Anna down. However, when Anna and Kristoff turn up, the children run over and dogpile them, all chattering excitedly about how much fun they had and how they want to stay with Aunt Elsa every weekend.
Elsa is relieved, but is quick to say she definitely can’t do this every weekend.
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