The ex-wife joke fits so well with them come on I can’t believe I haven’t seen it done a million times before. Sorry it’s formatted like awful
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Sampo nation when one (1) crumb of Sampo's lore gets referenced outside of readables and it's something other than Tall Blue and Handsome/Belobog Caveman:
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hey girl your ex wife is back from the dead but she is a bit fucked up hope thats alright </3 (sorry for making everyone look at this)
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ROUND TWO
GRUNKLE STAN from GRAVITY FALLS vs JACK O'NEILL from STARGATE SG-1
PROPAGANDA:
GRUNKLE STAN - "hes an old man from small town oregon so naturally he fishes. he tried to bond with his niece & nephew over fishing but they didnt want to :("
"He just wants to go fishing with his great niece and nephew. He also makes them custom fishing hats."
JACK O'NEILL - "He keeps inviting his closest co-workers to his lake house to go fishing with him. Everyone makes up reasons why they cannot go on that specific weekend. If they fail to make up an excuse and have to go they just stand/sit next to him and are bored af. He was once asked if there even are any fish in the lake (because he never caught one). He said no."
"I'm not sure if he really counts, because he's actually just quietly enjoing the view while holding a fishing rod in his hand."
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when it comes to ~forty year old songs about women having babies out of wedlock sung by male artists who show up in my spotify top 5 every year, oh no not i by stan rogers always makes me scramble for the skip button and think about how good spare parts by bruce springsteen is
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