Tumgik
#my wife still misses me
dumbbitch2-0 · 1 year
Text
Tumblr media
The ex-wife joke fits so well with them come on I can’t believe I haven’t seen it done a million times before. Sorry it’s formatted like awful
2K notes · View notes
puppyeared · 8 months
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
The garment, worn by those in good standing with Hyrule royalty, has been reworked with the latest improvements, such as a new shoulder guard.
#I miss my wife tails. I miss her a lot. I’ll be back#I love the champions leathers design but the story behind it is so sweet too like. she wanted to thank him so she went and#got some improvements added to it?? and she wanted to see his face when she surprises him with it hello?????#I think my favourite part is the half chest just for angst. I like imagining she was very particular about the armour placements#and had a chest piece added because yknow. right over the heart might I add#originally I wanted this to be more angsty but halfway through I was like wait this would completely miss the point#in my mind the armor isn’t just ‘I don’t want you to die again’ but also ‘I want to keep you safe as best I can’#in her diary she was like links armor is wearing down so you know what? I’m gonna add more armor to better protect him!!!#and with her upbringing in mind (and the conversation she had with him about whether he would still choose to be a knight if things were#different) she could have totally asked him to stop doing it altogether. but she made the armor for him instead#sidenote she also got to be a teacher and scholar like she wanted and that is so. dont look at me I’m crying#I don’t know if ANY of this makes sense I’m just rambling. yes I wear the champions leathers every chance I get why do you ask#btw if you squint the leathers chainmail and sweater are taken from the hylian armor chestpiece! slightly modified on the tunic but cool#my art#myart#tears of the kingdom#totk#totk spoilers#totk zelda#totk link#botw spoilers#botw#breath of the wild#loz#loz fanart#comic#tw blood#blood
502 notes · View notes
hermanunworthy · 10 months
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
never again?
481 notes · View notes
todayisafridaynight · 4 months
Text
Tumblr media
118 notes · View notes
smrtnik07 · 2 months
Text
Tumblr media
121 notes · View notes
pepper-demon · 28 days
Text
Sampo nation when one (1) crumb of Sampo's lore gets referenced outside of readables and it's something other than Tall Blue and Handsome/Belobog Caveman:
Tumblr media
49 notes · View notes
twinstxrs · 3 months
Text
there’s probably something deeply wrong with me because every time i see someone react to the pok gukgak interrogation scene it’s like “oh no oh my god is riz’s dad a bad guy?” when the first time i saw that scene my only thought was “oh my god is riz’s dad HOT??”
62 notes · View notes
timetravellingkitty · 7 months
Text
peeks out cause it's safe now you guys were really weird about Depp v Heard
115 notes · View notes
kingdomoftyto · 6 months
Text
Tumblr media
....... WAIT. IS THAT LORD MONOCHROMICORN???
89 notes · View notes
bbubbleo · 1 month
Text
Tumblr media
hey girl your ex wife is back from the dead but she is a bit fucked up hope thats alright </3 (sorry for making everyone look at this)
34 notes · View notes
thewinedarksea · 5 months
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
we went to iceland!
35 notes · View notes
meanferalbutch · 1 year
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
Would you share a joint at the renn fair with a poor butch pirate scoundrel like me Y/N?
Men, minors, and terfs dni this ain’t about you
231 notes · View notes
fisherman-fight · 2 months
Text
ROUND TWO
GRUNKLE STAN from GRAVITY FALLS vs JACK O'NEILL from STARGATE SG-1
Tumblr media
PROPAGANDA:
GRUNKLE STAN - "hes an old man from small town oregon so naturally he fishes. he tried to bond with his niece & nephew over fishing but they didnt want to :(" "He just wants to go fishing with his great niece and nephew. He also makes them custom fishing hats."
JACK O'NEILL - "He keeps inviting his closest co-workers to his lake house to go fishing with him. Everyone makes up reasons why they cannot go on that specific weekend. If they fail to make up an excuse and have to go they just stand/sit next to him and are bored af. He was once asked if there even are any fish in the lake (because he never caught one). He said no." "I'm not sure if he really counts, because he's actually just quietly enjoing the view while holding a fishing rod in his hand."
20 notes · View notes
itwoodbeprefect · 7 days
Text
when it comes to ~forty year old songs about women having babies out of wedlock sung by male artists who show up in my spotify top 5 every year, oh no not i by stan rogers always makes me scramble for the skip button and think about how good spare parts by bruce springsteen is
15 notes · View notes
Text
No thoughts head empty
Need to process the finale
23 notes · View notes
flipphonegoth · 4 days
Text
if i could tell my dad anything its that its sad that he died all alone as a result of his own actions + i am trying to unlearn everything in myself that reminds me of him + i am the final girl + L + ratio
7 notes · View notes