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sebdoeswords · 1 year

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Seb's Fic Masterpost (Witcher, Switchcraft, Original)

Witcher

Pairing: Geralt/Regis

Multi-Chapter

To Pluck Wild Mountain Thyme - Ongoing, Explicit, Graphic Depictions of Violence, Fluff & Smut, 100k+

Regis has left to find and help Dettlaff after the Night of Long Fangs, and Geralt has gone into semi-retirement at Corvo Bianco. But despite the new peace, the Witcher finds something is missing. Only when Regis unexpectedly returns one day does Geralt realise there is much they have yet to discover about each other and what connects them. After all, a love story does not end when those famous three words are said – it only just begins.

Through All My Years With You - General Audiences, Fluff, Ficlet Collection, Completed, 1.2k

Both vampires and witchers - circumstances permitting - live extraordinarily long lives. What good fortune, then, that Geralt and Regis have found each other and decided to spend those lives with each other.

One-Shots

Woe - Mature, Major Character Death, Angst, <1k

Regis knows the Lullaby of Woe by heart, but when Geralt, his lover of over a century, dies during a contract, its words gain a devastating new meaning.

Sharp and Pointy - General Audiences, Domestic Fluff, <1k

Another morning at Corvo Bianco, but today it involves belly skritches and pointy teeth.

Under the Summer Sky - General Audiences, Fluff, <1k

When one is semi-retired at Corvo Bianco, there are many opportunities to carve out a few minutes to spend with a loved one. Just such a moment happens on a sunny summer day, when Regis finds Geralt picking herbs in the garden behind the estate and can't help but join him.

To Put You At Ease - Teen and Up, Fluff, Wound Care, <1k

One benefit of semi-retirement at Corvo Bianco is that Regis is always right there to take care of any injuries Geralt sustains during contracts. His hands are much steadier experienced at mending wounds than Geralt's own, and his treatments are gentle. They always manage to soften whatever trouble Geralt picks up on the Path.

Finally Ever After - General Audiences, Book Fic, 1.7k

With the slaying of the last idr, the season of storms finally comes to an end for the Witcher. The silent listener is glad, hidden in the woods for none to know but his love. Though before a season of peace can begin, there is the girl, a soon-to-be sorceress fascinated by the Witcher's legend, who is convinced she knows him. As Regis listens, he begins to reminisce, and when Geralt returns to him and tells him of her, he smiles.

Five Years of This - General Audiences, Fluff, Based on Fanart, <1k

Sometimes, simply hugging Regis is not enough, and in those cases, Geralt just has to pick him up. Particularly on special occasions.

Weather the Storm - Explicit, Smut, Established Relationship, 5.2k

When no inn seems to have a vacant room during a thunderstorm, Geralt and Regis seek shelter in a nearby brothel. Though they are reluctantly given a room for the night, sleep slips farther from their minds as more and more noises seep in through the walls, spurring Geralt's imagination.

A Day So Sweet - General Audiences, Fluff, <1k

To Geralt, a day is merely a day, but to everyone around him, this one is quite special. And Regis intends to make it enjoyable.

Not So Silent Graves - Teen and Up, Humour & Satire, 1.9k

Geralt and Regis planned to visit Fen Carn to reminisce, and perhaps indulge in the ancient cemetery's atmosphere. Instead, they come across the curious character who has made Regis' dilapidated cottage their new home - and strange business venture.

Parody chapter 48 of Thyme - General Audiences, Ko-fi Exclusive Parody, tw transphobia, <1k

An out of character interaction between Geralt, Eskel and Regis, filled with memes, wacky dialogue and overall silliness. Written in response to transphobic comments left on chapter 47 of "To Pluck Wild Mountain Thyme" regarding my inclusion of trans Eskel. Non-canon in the Thyme universe and now only available to ko-fi supporters.

Humility and Sacrifice - General Audiences, Book Fic, First Kiss, <1k

Just hours ago, Geralt had realised the absurdity of feeling joy at the sight of a vampire. And now, as Regis walks him to the cave beneath Devil Mountain, Geralt realises another thing - that this vampire is far too fond of talking. Someone ought to shut him up.

Pairing: Geralt/Roche

Multi-Chapter

The Knife in His Coffin - Explicit, Graphic Depictions of Violence, TW2 Spoilers, Completed, 53k

In just a few weeks, Vernon Roche has lost nearly everything that was dear to him. He's lost his king, lost his men, and is about to lose his country, too. The only thing driving him now is a burning desire for revenge, and he will cross mountains to get it. With Ves left behind for safety, there is only Geralt by his side on the arduous journey to Loc Muinne - and they are about to realise that a lot can change in a week when it is filled with nothing but silence and each other's presence.

All of His Colours - Explicit, Graphic Depictions of Violence, Sequel to The Knife in His Coffin

Much has happened since Geralt and Roche parted from one another at an inn outside Loc Muinne. Nilfgaard has invaded the North a third time, and much like the second, Geralt finds himself searching for Ciri once more. While she occupies his thoughts greatly, there is another who haunts his mind – a man he remembers with a sense of longing and uncertainty. As he struggles with his mission, Geralt clings desperately to the hope that one day – be it in a year, five years, even ten – he and Vernon Roche will get the chance to tie up the loose ends surrounding them.

One-Man Force - Mature, Graphic Depictions of Violence, Roche POV, Completed, 7.2k

Vernon Roche is no stranger to abductions. Whether he himself orchestrates them, or ends up as a victim himself, he's experienced his fair share. But that's exactly why this one is so strange. Security seems lacking, and one by one, more oddities pile up. So when it presents itself, Vernon seizes the opportunity to get to the bottom of it all - and finds a letter from Geralt at the core.

One-Shots

To Become A Kingslayer - General Audiences, Missing Scene, TW2 Spoilers, <1k

Geralt came a long way to clear his name of the accusations of being a kingslayer, but what he didn’t know was that the one he undertook the journey with would eventually turn into that exact persona. When Vernon Roche killed King Henselt of Kaedwen, Geralt turned a blind eye. But when Vernon Roche was on the brink of being found out, Geralt made a choice to become the very thing he had gone so far to dispute.

The Mark of A Stripe - General Audiences, <1k

After his own escapade with the Blue Stripes in Flotsam, Geralt begins to wonder about the tattoos the entire unit is alleged to have. He's seen at least one on all of them - all except the commander. And when the opportunity presents itself, Geralt can't help but ask.

Hanged Man's Salvation - Teen and Up, Scene Fix-It, Mild TW2 Spoilers, 1k

Flotsam is cruel not only to its citizens, but also those passing through and visiting its borders. Geralt is quick to jump into a brawl when he sees two of his closest friends with a noose around their necks, but after an unexpected loss, he finds himself in much the same position. Vernon Roche and Triss Merigold are the only ones who can save him now - and the sorceress seems frozen with fear.

Second Time's the Charm - Teen and Up, Witcher 3 Spoilers, <1k

The day of Radovid's assassination has come. The king is easily lured to the bridge that leads to Temple Isle, and everything goes smoothly… until Radovid decides he'd rather dispose of Geralt. Fortunately, as once before, Vernon Roche comes to the Witcher's rescue just in the nick of time.

A Taste of Eternity - General Audiences, Fluff, <1k

To those who have spent their entire lives fighting, waking up in a warm bed with the one they love on a slow morning is a luxury - a luxury Geralt and Roche are granted today.

Life's Indulgence - General Audiences, Fluff, <1k

It's late at night, and while Geralt is soaking in the bath, an (un)expected visitor opens the door. Geralt convinces him to stay, and the two spend some relaxing time together.

Pairing: Ves/Ciri

From the Tree - Teen and Up, <1k

Late at night, after everyone else has either gone out or to sleep, Ves and Ciri sit by the fire, face to face. As they talk about the past and their relationships to the people in their lives, Ciri can't seem to take her eyes off Ves. There's something she's been wondering, and finally, she finds the courage to ask.

Emerald Green and Northern Blue - Teen and Up, based on tumblr posts, 1k

When Roche decided to drop everything to help Geralt in his fight against the Wild Hunt, Ves went with him to Kaer Morhen. After all, she would follow him into the pits of hell. But what she didn't expect was to find the woman they all fought for to be so fascinating.

The Cat in The Bag - General Audiences, Fluff & Humour, <1k

Ves has found a kitten, and Ciri has found her. Together, they need to decide what to do with it.

Starry Night Over Vizima - Mature, Mild Sexual Content, 6.5k

It's New Year's eve, and Ciri and Ves have somewhat unconventional plans. They've disguised themselves and decided to sneak into a masquerade ball in Vizima to spend a fun evening without getting recognised. Alcohol flows aplenty, and the party does not lack activities, so it's only a matter of time until the two of them get up to some mischief.

The Men that Wound Us - Mature, Hurt/Comfort, <1k

Both Ciri and Ves have experienced abuse at the hands of men throughout their lives, and they are both haunted by them. What begins as a sexual encounter turns into a violent flashback for Ves, but Ciri is there to comfort her through it.

Snowbound - General Audiences, Ko-fi Exclusive, Somewhat Unfinished, Prompt Fic, <1k

Ves is visiting Kaer Morhen for the winter. On a day out in the valley, the two settle for a while by the river and enjoy some quiet time alone.

Up On Orchard Hill - General Audiences, Fluff, <1k

It's a clear spring day, and Ciri and Ves are cuddled up among blooming plum trees overlooking Lake Vizima.

Grounding Motions - General Audiences, Fluff, Drabble

Sometimes, feeling each other's skin under their fingertips is soothing to Ciri and Ves, and sometimes that extends to all their scars - the things that are uniquely theirs.

The Intimacy of Being Vulnerable - General Audiences, Drabble

Enhancing each other's strengths in battle comes naturally once Ves and Ciri get to know each other, but it takes a special sort of bond to make known their weaknesses.

A Summer Day's Pleasures - Explicit, Smut, Established Relationship, 2.5k

On a hot summer day, Ves and Ciri decide to take a boat out onto Lake Vizima to have a swim and cool down. But secretly, Ciri has much more intimate plans in store for their quiet getaway.

An Oren for Her Thoughts - Teen and Up, <1k

When one spends their whole life on the run or travelling from one war camp to the next, home becomes a complicated, abstract concept, and trying to discern where that home lies becomes increasingly difficult.

Two Kisses for A Ride - General Audiences, <1k

While strolling through the outskirts of Vizima, Ciri gets tired of walking and decides to make that Ves' problem.

Miscellaneous Pairings

The Painted Year - Regis/Dettlaff, General Audiences, One-Shot, Light Romance, 3.6k

After his blood brother's life was spared at Tesham Mutna, Regis sets out to find him. His journey takes him all the way to Etolia, near Nilfgaard. There, the two settle down at an abandoned farm, where Regis hopes Dettlaff may heal. Eventually, he does, and it all begins with paint.

Somewhere in The Boudoirs of Novigrad - Geralt/Regis/Dandelion, Explicit, Smut, Based on Fanart 4.4k

A room is only ever as private as a host makes it - which, in Dandelion's case, means it is not private at all. Thus, Geralt and Regis find their intimate moments disturbed. How fortunate that they are willing to accommodate, and so and after being told to close the door, Dandelion finds himself on the much more pleasurable side of it.

No Pairing/Gen Fic

Multi-Chapter

Everything I Loved... - Explicit, Roche & Ves & The Blue Stripes, Graphic Depictions of Violence, Implied Rape/Non-Con, TW2 Spoilers, Completed, 34k

Vernon Roche had led the Blue Stripes for four years. Four long, all too short years. At the beginning of it all, he had recruited all of them and trained them, pulled them from the worst life had to give, and put a roof over their heads. He'd loved them dearly, and they had respected him in turn, treated him not merely as their commander, but as one of them. As a friend. He'd fought with them, bled with them, laughed with them, and even though only memories remained now, most of them were happy ones.

One-Shots

The Jester's Skull - Teen and Up, Geralt & Dandelion, One-Shot, Case Fic, 9k

Geralt merely intended to spend a few quiet weeks at the Chameleon to catch up with his friends. But when the century old skull of a famous jester is stolen from Dandelion, he and Geralt set out to retrieve it, following a mysterious stranger across the Northern Realms, and even further.

Northern Bones - Explicit, Roche & Ves, Whump, 1.6k

Every man was destined to die. Every man, every women, every person was destined to die. It was only a matter of when and where. Vernon Roche had never had any delusions about the when. He was a soldier, and he knew he would die as one sooner rather than later. But he had always hoped that the where would be kinder to him. Somewhere within the borders of Temeria, on familiar soil. But Vernon Roche was destined to die many miles from home, on the Dol Blathanna - Mount Carbon line. And the when was now.

Switchcraft

Pairing: Arash Shirazi/Reader

Emergency Use Only - Teen and Up, Adult Reader Insert, Spoilers up to Book 1 Chapter 14, <1k

Professor Shirazi didn't have the best day after an illegal potion stash was discovered at the Academy and Bailey Ward was attacked by a fellow student, but perhaps a special someone waiting at home can distract him a bit.

No Pairing/Gen Fic

Concern of Not - General Audiences, Bailey & Shirazi, Missing Scene Spoilers up to Book 3 Chapter 12, <1k

In light of the information of her mother's murder, there are many answers Bailey expects from Shirazi. But first, she has some questions surrounding the illusion trap he set for her at the lighthouse.

Death Stalked - Teen and Up, Drug Use Aftermath, Spoilers up to Book 3 Chapter 19, <1k

On her way back from the Death Stalkers' hideout, Bailey struggles with not only the lunar dust in her system, but also the traumatic situations she's gone through over the past few days and weeks. There's been one death, plummeting cold, a second, over in a flash and a spark, and now, perhaps… a third?

Original Work

Title Prompt Challenge Stories - Ongoing, Short Story Collection, currently 1.4k

Collection of all the original works I create for the monthly title prompt challenge I'm doing with my friends. There won't be any consistency between stories, and each story stands on its own unless otherwise specified. Each chapter is a new story.

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bomberqueen17 · 2 years

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series masterposts

so it’s been a while since I did any organization of anything but I’m going through the timelines and it struck me that the series page for Peace-Tied needed some love, so I have updated that:

Peace-Tied, the Series, on AO3

It now has not only all the stories in it, but also reasonable summaries and their dates in the timeline, so that’s a useful thing I hope.

I should make like. A graphic, of the dates of all the stories in the whole overarching series, but listen that sort of shit is not my strong suit so do not hold your breath. What I do have, though, is that I linked to the cliffs notes summary of W2 right in the series page, and hopefully the context all makes a bit more sense now, and it’s more clear what’s about what and when it all happens.

So, to clarify-- Meet Death Sitting is the entire sort of umbrella series, which began as a Geralt/Jaskier thing and blossomed from there. It’s set during Geralt’s lifetime, with the earliest story during the 1170s when Geralt was a child, and the bulk of the story in the 1260s during Cirilla’s childhood (more lining up with Netflix, which is currently working its way through 1263 I think?) and then a coda set in 1272, segueing into the other sub-serieses.

Trust is set post-W3 (1272-3), and is Lambert’s continuing adventures with Keira after the games.

Fit For Pearls is destined to be a series but is at the moment just a really long fuckin story, I promise it’ll end with smooches and become a series; it’s concurrent and tied-in to Trust, so, 1272 ticking over into 1273.

and then Peace-Tied is now organized as a series, beginning during the events of W2 (1271) and extending up into being concurrent with Fit For Pearls.

Ostensibly, the plan is that the Fit For Pearls series will take over and tie up the loose threads of all three, but we shall see how I manage that, LOL.

And of course, Eskel is lumped into the Trust series at the moment and has sorta ridden off into the sunset of late 1272 but I figure I’ll loop him back in somehow, I’m just not quite sure how that structure looks. @cacheth has helpfully made me a spreadsheet and we’re gonna see if it helps, LOL.

#meet death sitting #series masterpost #the witcher #my writing #my fic

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magdelanesingerin · 9 months

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Magdelane's Masterpost

Because it’s a thing that people do, and after writing over 100k words in this fandom over the last year I guess it’s about that time.

Hi, I’m MagdelaneSingerin; you can call me Mags or Magdelane or Hey You or whatever.

Works in Progress:

A Life Alone - Geralt/Jaskier, Geralt/Yennefer 8/? (22,954) M

Multi-Chapter:

Seen and Unseen - Geralt/Jaskier (60,583) E

One Shots:

Queen of the Night - OC, Geralt (3,949) E

Traveling Companion - Geralt/Jaskier (1308) G

Steady as a Stone - Eskel, Everyone else at Kaer Morhen (2,263) T

Serenade - Geralt/Jaskier (998)

Stay Warm - Geralt/Jaskier (2,972) G

Unfair - Yennefer, Jaskier, Milek (Geraskier Lovechild) (805) G

Spa Day - Geralt/Jaskier (1708) G

Storm Sign - Eskel & Geralt (2,277) G

When You Break - Eskel/Geralt (3,233) T

I have my reasons why - Jaskier/Geralt, Milek (Geraskier Lovechild) (1,986) T

This, at least, I can do for you - Geralt & Jaskier (1319) T

Out in Redania - Geralt/Jaskier (6974) E

Lucky - Jaskier &/ Geralt (16,506) M

Series:

Self Improvement- Modern AU

Understanding - Geralt/Jaskier, Geralt/Yennefer, Jaskier/OC (8,889) T

Heritable - Eskel/OC, the Family (17,344) E

Strange Season - Geralt/Yennefer (6,325) T

A Life Alone - Geralt/Jaskier, Geralt/Yennefer 8/? (22,954) M

A Song is Just A Story With a Tune

I’m not alright - Ciri & Geralt (1,418) T

Broken Hearts and Broken Wings - Jaskier/Geralt (1693) T

Neon Burning Bright - Young Julian & Geralt/Yennefer (1885) T

I Don’t Want to Get you Wrong - Geralt/Jaskier (899) T

Even after all these years - Geralt/Jaskier/Yennefer (1568) G

My Love’s Misspent - Geralt/Jaskier (1439) T

At least things can’t get any worse - Geralt/Jaskier (1105) T

Better Together - Fluffy Snippets of Modern AU

Milk duds are terrible candy - Geralt/Jaskier (731) T

I yam so lucky to have you - Geralt/Jaskier (697) G

Little Socks - Geralt/Jaskier (682) G Comfort Movies - Geralt/Jaskier (2091) T

#my fics masterpost #The witcher #primarily geraskier

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gavilansblog · 2 years

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Save a Witcher Bingo Masterpost - Gavilan

(shhh I definitely didn’t forget to make a masterpost for my own damn event by the deadline. Definitely.)

@save-a-witcher-bingo

Title: That Would Be Enough Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/33419242 Square Filled: Queerplatonic pals Ship: Auckes & Serrit Rating: Teen Major tags: queerplatonic relationship, asexual characters, aromantic characters, horses, slice of life, fluff Summary: Auckes and Serrit have a nice day. Word count: 1604

Title: The Stone Garden Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/33713917 Square Filled: Monster: Golem Ship: Aiden/Lambert Rating: Teen Major tags: Alternate Universe - Doctor Who Fusion, Weeping Angels, Grief/Mourning, Golems Summary: Lambert wasn’t sure if a Higher Vampire or a mage would be worse, but he was really not looking forward to dealing with either, and those were pretty much his only two possibilities at this point. Creepy statue garden was pointing toward the mage option. Word count: 1991

Title: Reasons Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/36326206 Square Filled: Asexual character Ship: Aiden/Lambert Rating: Mature Major tags: Asexuality, making out, naked cuddling Summary: “I’m a witcher too, you know. I can smell you,” Lambert said. “You don’t have to fuck me when you don’t want to.” Word count: 1728

Title: Holding Fire Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/36472597 Square Filled: Writing format: colorful description Ship: Coën/Lambert Rating: Gen Major tags: Relationship study, asexuality, anger Summary: People thought Lambert was a fire, and they couldn’t understand why Coën kept coming back to get burned. Word count: 275

Title: Still Here Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/38721381 Square Filled: Character: Kiyan Ship: Kiyan & OC Rating: Mature Major tags: Original Character Death, Angst, I shook a witcher and intergenerational trauma fell out, childhood trauma Summary: The first time his friends disappeared, Kiyan was too young to understand. Word count: 714

And, since I’m so late I already did the badges, here’s my participant badge!

#save a witcher bingo #masterpost #my fics #witcher

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fangirleaconmigo · 10 months

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Geralt x Dandelion (Jaskier) in The Witcher books Masterpost

I thought I would make a masterpost for my "I Can't Believe It's Not Fanon" (otherwise known as..."facts that sound like Geraskier fic writers made them up but are, in fact, book canon") series.

I will add to this post, so rb it and keep an eye on it. I have at least one more big post coming up.

Geralt rescuing Dandelion from kidnappers (and slaughtering and threatening a bunch of people for him)

Geralt plays it cool, but secretly loves Dandelion's singing

Geralt and Dandelion Domesticity (sharing beds and clothing)

Geralt and Dandelion Domesticity (pooling money and Dandelion bullying racists)

Geralt is Dandelion's specialest boy (Dandelion defending Geralt)

Dandelion is Geralt's Most Important Damsel (Geralt defending Dandelion)

Geralt and Dandelion patching up each other's wounds

Geralt learning Dandelion's real name

Sweet quiet moment of Geralt asking Dandelion's advice (and Dandy begging him not to kill a dragon)

A doppler turns into Dandelion to protect itself from Geralt and it gets more interesting from there.

So the tag is I Can't Believe It's Not Fanon, and I also do a series called Canon or Fanon in response to asks. But since the tag system on tumblr isn't great, there are the biggies. Just thought I'd make it a little easier on you guys.

#geraskier #the witcher #gerlion #geralt of rivia #jaskier #dandelion #thinking about the witcher books yet again #i can't believe it's not fanon #fanon or canon

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itshype · 1 year

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Please don’t pet me! I am working! (DC x DP)

The Service Animal Cujo notfic that I, personally requested but just like my extremely cringe Batman x Witcher fic, I have to do everything myself. I wrote this but held off during DC x DP week because I’m not participating in that. If I keep writing these, I’ll have to make a masterpost or probably whack them up on Ao3 for archive purposes at some point but for now: Here is the Space Obsessed Danny story and Here is the Kingmaker Danny story! CW for mention of panic attacks in this one!

So! Let’s get going. Danny died. He can’t stop thinking it. He was dead. He’s walking and talking now but he knows deep in his soul that everything’s different now. He was dead and somehow nothing has changed? He feels like something of his journey to hell itself should be visible in his skin – something more than the small exit scar on his left foot. Another dimension was opened through his body and his hairstyle didn’t even shift?

Sam and Tucker are just as freaked out as he is, but they aren’t nearly as frightened. The ghost powers and Halfa stigma won’t come until later, but right now Danny is having difficulty even considering the possibility of leaving the house. With Danny in such bad condition emotionally, there’s no way to cover up what happened, and Jazz takes them all to the hospital.

Now, I know in a lot of fanfics Danny has weird physiology even in human form (lower body temp, slower pulse etc) but I don’t remember any of that being canon so I’m ignoring it. And if it is canon then I am exercising my right to debone the original show like a small chicken and use it to make a flavourful stock.

So, Danny checks out with the doctors except for a weirdly tiny burn but he is having like 5 concurrent panic attacks about everything from “there’s nothing after we die”, “The electricity cooked me”, “Life has no meaning”, maybe even throw in a fun “I came back wrong”.

Hell, maybe he does have weirdly low vitals, but the rapid pulse is countering his slow heartbeat and decreased blood pressure etc. Up to you!

Danny probably ends up being sedated if he can’t calm down but by then there is a different issue. The doctors Fenton have arrived. Now, I think it’s no stretch of the imagination to say that under the wrong circumstances they would dissect Phantom if they got their hands on him but also I know they somewhat care for their children and canon has shown more than once that under good circumstances that they could accept Danny.

When his ghost sense goes off for the first time it’s pretty obvious. He’s in a hospital and instead of a tiny little whisp of silver breath; it’s like a fogbank creeping along a moor, its sea mist rolling in from the horizon of his mouth and whiting out his private hospital room. No one can see two meters in front of their own face, and it takes over a minute to fade. Sam screams out for Danny and tries to grab his hand where she knows it was but can no longer see. Tucker starts at the sound and drops his device, screeching gratingly at the clattering plastic of his PDA hitting linoleum, hard.

When the mist finally evaporates, the Fentons want to take him home immediately and run tests. They think the ghostly influence is ‘obvious’ but the 68-year-old nurse, Beatrice stands like a 5-foot-nothing wall of solid rock and won’t let them touch him. Jazz also angles herself between her parents and the door so if they did somehow manage to get their hands on Danny, they wouldn’t be able to leave without steamrolling her. Then the heartrate monitor goes wild as Danny panics about being a guinea pig for his parents’ less-than-lukewarm lab safety practices and they back off without further interruptions.

That’s the point when it hits them that everything that has happened to Danny is their fault. His accident was because of them, he’s melting down because of them, both of their children genuinely believe that they will hurt Danny just because he’s having weird ghostly side effects to almost dying in a ghost portal. One they built.

It’s a few hours later when they breach the subject of going home, of at the very least making a decision about school even if that decision is to formally take a leave of absence. Sam and Tucker’s parents had made them go home and he’s a lot calmer now but at this stage, his weird ghost powers are causing problems. It seems to the orderlies and nurses that his anxiety is getting worse because he’s turning intangible through cups and cutlery – making it look like he’s shaking so hard he can’t even hold a single cup, and is flat out refusing to eat.

Even though it’s been less than a day it looks like Danny’s shock is just getting worse. He phases through his bed right as Beatrice and his parents walk through and they think he’s hiding under there out of fear. He tries to explain, confused, and disoriented and deep in denial. Jazz shuts him up. She doesn’t know completely what’s going on, but she knows enough, and she isn’t letting 12 hours of changed behaviour force her to blindly trust her parents.

Beatrice is most concerned. It hasn’t been very long but there’s no reasonable cause for his steep and steady decline. No reason outside of something-something-ghosts.

That’s when the first few pamphlets come out about therapy animals. They require some time to be trained and the middle of nowhere Amity Park doesn’t exactly have a pool to choose from, but it’s okay to adopt a younger animal and train it themselves.

Danny looks at the pictures of the fluffy bunnies and alert-eared dogs with big, glistening eyes. Then puts them down. There’s no way an animal would be safe in his house.

That’s when the ghosts attack. Danny isn’t the only spectre with a ghost sense and these ghosts are less human due to a lack of ectoplasm. Obviously, the silver fog reappears, and, in his terror, Danny drops to the next floor of the hospital, glitching through his bed and the floor underneath it. He crashes painfully in the middle of the gift shop.

His parents reach the conclusion that due to his extreme ectoplasm contamination; he’s developed a serious allergy to ectoplasmic weaponry, including things like ectoblasts that ghosts have naturally. They’re not…the wrongest that they could be. Unfortunately, they decide that Evil Ghosts TM can sense this weakness and are trying to kill their poor baby boy. Everyone else is freaking out about ghosts being visibly proven but the Fentons knew ghosts were real with zero doubts so they’re rolling with it.

Now, due to the knowledge that he died, Danny is having difficulty worrying about other things like catching up with schoolwork, his weird new allergies/powers or even Dash.

BTW KUDOS to anyone still reading, I know this part was really long, but I really felt like I couldn’t just flim flam over the details of why Danny would need an emotional support/service animal even if it’s fictional.

First day back at school, the Lunch Lady attacks. Danny barely eeks out a win just like in canon.

His parents decide that this is because of the allergies and the ghosts being able to sense Danny’s weakness as I said above. And they take it upon themselves to root out the problem at its source, to find all the ghosts who could hurt their son and imprison them, partly for Danny’s safety and partly for study. Not even they are sure where the divide is between their two loyalties.

So, they look to their now-functioning portal.

Unfortunately, they were massively underprepared, and they don’t come back.

Jazz sees the locked lab door and leaves them to it, making dinner and making sure Danny knows she wants him to be at school.

He doesn’t go, she lets him not go.

Two days later the boredom is worse than his fear. He goes to school. Danny, Sam and Tucker enter like a single unit. Dash tries some shit and either:

Jazz emerges and smacks his head hard enough he loses vision for several seconds – long enough for her to knee him hard enough to put the continuance of the Baxter lineage into question.

Danny starts panicking again. The teachers always want to side with Dash but him openly attacking a kid who was just in the hospital who doesn’t even lift a finger in defence of himself is beyond the limits of any sane adult’s “boys will be boys”.

Doesn’t really matter, the point is that he’s not looking to fuck around any time soon now that he’s already found out. But he did in fact attack Danny.

Danny goes home. His first attempt at school following his death has failed.

Tucker, separately, goes to a garage sale to buy old electronics to use in his PDA upgrades. He buys a boxful of weird lab equipment that definitely has a microchip or two. When he opens it at Danny’s house as an effort to distract him, a small pink teddy falls out. No one notices it bounce beneath the sofa. Sam or Jazz brings up the support animal idea again but is reminded of the whole “our house is a toxic waste site” thing and backs off.

Weeks pass, Danny develops his ghost powers and Jazz realises their parents are actually missing. She submits a missing person report mentioning the switched-on portal – the lab door was locked from the inside.

So, when Danny wakes up one day and there’s a glowing green dog already with a collar and a toy he thinks “ah yes, a dog that my sibling has procured for me as we discussed many times to help me cope with my own mortality, the near-constant ghost attacks and my parents who vanished.”

So, he puts a leash on Cujo who is happily chewing on his little pink teddy and takes him off to school while Jazz is using her first free period to go bother the local cops about their parents. (Why haven’t they been taken in by child protective services? Either:

Because I said so

Jazz is 18

Jazz used her improbable psychology powers to bamboozle the social worker into leaving)

Everyone at school loves Cujo. He gets all the love and does a very good job of dragging Danny away from ghost attacks (so he can fight them!!)

Jazz doesn’t find out about Cujo until the afternoon but probably lets the whole thing lie because it’s a great solution.

This could go on for some time. Both Danny and Phantom have Cujo but as Phantom Cujo stays in his big form so there’s no connection made. Canon mostly proceeds as normal except the parents aren’t there and there’s no huge issue with Valerie.

Realistically, a fair few high schoolers are probably also on the hunt for a pet ghost dog because if Danny and Danny both have one there must be heaps going around. Danny is also worried about his parents and periodically looks for them but that isn’t the focus of this story so I won’t go into a lot of detail – just clarifying that he’s not a sociopath who finds out his parents are missing and goes “oh ok”.

This could be its own story but let’s get to the DC part now!!

Eventually the Justice League connects the two calls, one about the ghost dog and one about the parents disappearing through a portal. Maybe Valerie complains, or even fanon favourite Wes contacts the authorities about the ghost dog with no official training or certification. Either way the JLA algorithm picks up these two very strange claims from one town and send someone to investigate.

But I mean, parents vanishing from a locked room and a green dog aren’t exactly world ending stuff, so instead of sending an actual busy superhero they send one of the kid heroes.

Now a lot of people will go ahead and put Damian into this. But I don’t really care for him in a dynamic with Danny. But I have another vigilante in mind, one who is less animal crazy, but more dog focused and also has issues with being seen as an actual person.

That's right, it's Conner Kent. And his faithful alien dog Krypto. I've seen a few fics where Danny adopts him, but you know what other family member should think you're an actual person? Your significant other. This could totally be a friendship thing no problem, but I do feel like some versions of canon Connor Kent would get on great with Danny.

Without the looming, repeated threat of vivisection, I think Danny would be a lot more chill about his secret identity and would probably disclose Cujo’s origins to Superboy. Once Connor knows about Cujo (Phantom’s dog) being able to shrink, he can see Danny with the dog once and connect all the necessary dots. Because I stand by the fact that the main reason Danny’s secret ID isn’t discovered more is because there’s no reason for a dead person to have a secret identity but once the concept is introduced then it’s pretty simple. Connor can hang out with Phantom while Phantom does ghost fights because the Kryptonian can’t really contribute but he’s there for moral support.

Eventually, Danny reveals to Connor that he himself was cloned before and talks excitedly about his clone who he considers a cousin. I definitely think without the parents there that Dani would visit more even if she has an obsession with travel, wanderlust or freedom that prevents her from permanently moving in.

This knowledge makes him very upset about how he was treated by his genetic donors, and Connor decides to move in with the Fenton siblings (without really asking the Fenton siblings) and decides that he’ll commute to the watchtower/titans tower/mount justice (depending on which version of canon he’s in sorry I can’t be bothered to figure it out).

Unfortunately, on top of not asking the Fentons, he doesn’t notify or ask anyone in the caped community. So as far as any of them are concerned, Connor went on a minor mission to investigate some missing people and is now himself missing.

Just as a caveat because I don’t feel like getting into an argument today, I used the terms both “service animal” and “emotional support animal” even though in most countries these are not interchangeable legal definitions. I use it in a non-legal way here because emotionally helping Danny – especially when that emotional stress causes physical damage is a service, and also there is the potential for Cujo to help Danny in other physical ways.

Also, there is definitely room here for Dani being buds with Match. I think that'd be neat.

If I could draw, I would make art of Cujo and Krypto being besties but I cannot so just picture it for two seconds. Done? Great, thanks!

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“For the first time in my life, I genuinely want to throw my lute in the ocean” (me hinting at the witcher lmao I’m sorry I just miss akela)

Find the OC version of this fic here.

"For the first time in my life, I genuinely want to throw my lute in the ocean.”

Geralt hummed as he tossed the fish net in the water. “Do our future selves a favour and don’t pass yourself up on that.”

“I mean, do you hear that noise?” Jaskier whispered harshly so you couldn’t hear, as though that was at all possible with the caterwauling sound you were pulling from his lute behind them. “My beautiful, beautiful instrument sounds like a shrieking cat.” He turned when a particularly grinding twang sounded, his mouth dropping open as you seemed to ponder over what went wrong before evidently giving up and returning to your...music.

“Gods,” Jaskier said more to himself than anyone, “that girl is tone deaf.”

You, who had been sat cross-legged on the ground for the past half hour, strummed some deplorable tune on Jaskier’s lute that you seemed to think was ethereal. It was, in fact, anything other than that. Jaskier had never heard such an ear-splitting sound, and it pained him to see this heinous crime undertaken on his most beloved possession.

“Don’t I sound good, Jaskier?” you called, pausing your strumming for a second to shoot him a wide grin. “I could be a bard, too! We can travel together!”

Jaskier was remarkably lost for words for a mere ten seconds. He sucked in a deep breath before forcing the biggest smile he could, tossing his hands up in the air for emphasis. “That’s an absolutely—brilliant idea, Y/N!”

He could see the excited twinkle in your eye even from where he was standing, and he felt his inner walls crumble at the sight of it. He loved you to absolute pieces, but in this moment, as you returned to your playing, the notes emanating from his lute not even accounting to music, he was very pleased to return to his earlier statement.

“Ocean,” he said as he returned to Geralt. “Now.”

Geralt chuckled under his breath, drawing in the fish net as he shook his head. “You really don’t know?”

“Know what—oh, look what she’s doing! Y/N, Y/N—don’t press hard on the strings, they’re delicate.”

Geralt put his hands on his hips, glancing between his sneaky child and the oblivious bard. “She’s doing it on purpose, Jaskier.”

Jaskier paused. “Sorry?”

“She knows she’s shit. She also knows how to press all the right buttons on you. I would get the infuriating thing back now before she snaps the strings.”

The silence that ensued after that revelation was a blessing, though it didn’t last long.

Witcher Masterpost

send me the first sentence of a fanfic and i’ll write the next five, except i don’t know when to stop writing so i guarantee there’ll be more than five

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claracivry · 1 year

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Whump fics masterpost!!

Do you ever want some easy, five minute whump of your boy to read? Some angst and some happy ending?? Some blood and some worry?

Maybe you'll be interested in my oneshots! Gratuitous short bits of whump with various blorbos :) which ones, you ask?

Well! Here's a top five of the people I am writing rn, and the older ones after the cut. Take a look, there's a whole bunch!

Hurt Kaz Brekker (x) from Shadow and Bone

Hurt Five! (x) from Umbrella academy

Hurt Jamie Tartt (x) from Ted Lasso

Hurt Kell (x) from Shades of magic

Hurt Eddie Munson (x) from Stranger things

Hurt Aemond (x) from House of the dragon

Hurt Sky (and a bit of Riven) (x) from Fate: the winx saga

Hurt Cherry blossom (x) from SK8 the infinity

Hurt Battinson (x) from The Batman (2022)

Hurt Jaskier (x) from the Witcher

Hurt Druig (x) from Eternals

Hurt Will Halstead (x) from Chicago med

Hurt Buck (x) from 9-1-1

Hurt Daryl (x) from Walking dead

Hurt Loki (x) (pre-show) MCU

Hurt Kurt Wagner/Nightcrawler (x) mostly Xmen apocalypse

Hurt Lance (x) from Voltron

Hurt Illya (x) from the man from uncle (2015)

Hurt Peter Quill (x) from Guardians of the galaxy

Hurt 10k (x) from Z nation

Hurt Dirk Gently (x) from Dirk Gently holistic detective agency

Hurt Danny Atlas (x) from Now you see me

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my-jokes-are-my-armour · 3 months

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My witcher fics general masterpost

Here are all stories dispatched by ship. As most of my fic are mature because of the subjects (depression, suicidal thoughts, mourning process...) and the whump, I will go the other way around and put the 🌸 tag for the light fics. Note that warnings are also in the stories for each chapter.

Fics are post on ffnet and here on tumblr for the microfictions.

Geraskier

The Muse Saga masterpost [x]

Pears [x] : OS. 1.7k words. Whump. Geralt and Jaskier are taken prisoner and have a rough time but they have a little moment to chat a little bit. Geralt will learn a thing or two. [Mixed POV]

Microfictions :

Friend [x] : After the moutains [Geralt POV]

Don't abandon me [x] : Alternate ending. Jaskier has heard after the battle of Kaer Morhen [Jaskier POV]

Last thoughts [x] : Alternate ending. Rience finishes him off [Jaskier POV]

Radskier

If I have the courage to publish more of it some day, this will go there. I try to make it happen creating this category. But due to certain things I have destroyed all remaining notes for the stories I had written for them. So that's all that's left at the moment.

Wild Blue :

Trapped : OS. 1.6k words. Hidden between the red roses, a wild blue flower grows. [Radovid POV]

Thorns : Multichapter (9). 35.9k words. Strong whump. Radovid and Jaskier are linked through their dreams. The new king of Redania witnesses the doom fate of his lover and has to find a way to help him get through some terrible wounds - physical as much as emotional. [Multi POV]

You can find every chapter with their specific warnings under the # wild blue of this post.

Microfictions :

My beloved king [x] : AU (kinda). Someone is jealous of Radovid love for Jaskier. [That guy in the back POV]

Mixed

This can be multiship or no precise ship at all.

Microfictions :

Vespula's logs - part 1 : [x] Vespula's notes on Jaskier's muses. 🌸

#masterpost #my fanfictions #the witcher #geraskier #radskier #muse saga #wild blue

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evilwickedme · 1 year

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Gail's Blorbo Showdown

No character descriptions - you know who these are! Vote for your fav!

Since these are the finals I'm going to be honest with you: don't vote for Jaskier. He never should've made it this far. If you do vote for him, I will not write a new fic, but rather go back and finish a half chapter that's been sitting in my drafts for a year and change. It would've been really cool if Lois had made it this far, cause I have a bunch of really cool ideas for her, and Gwen is proper evilwickedme blorbo who deserves to be here, but people do not follow me for Witcher content, and I feel like it's a misrepresentation of what this bracket was supposed to be about - a celebration of my blog and its followers - to pretend that they do.

I will respect the rules as written and post something for the winner either way - but I do hope you vote for Gwen. And also maybe pick up her new comic, Shadow Clones, cause it's pretty damn good. And since I'm not going to start resenting one of my favorite characters just because I don't think a blorbo bracket went the right way, I'll once again remind y'all that Joey Batey, the actor who plays Jaskier, is in a phenomenal band called The Amazing Devil, and you should definitely check them out.

All that said - I can't control you! Vote for your fav. I love y'all no matter the choices you make 💜

Blorbo Showdown masterpost here

#blorbo showdown #spider gwen #marvel comics #marvel #jaskier #the witcher #gail speaks #polls

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ghostinthelibrarywrites · 1 year

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This year, I'm participating in @fandomtrumpshate again, offering a 10-20K Witcher fic. It's a great way to get a fic custom-made to your tastes and to support a great cause! You can find my FTH contributor page here and my Witcher fic masterpost here.

Things I'm interested in writing:

AUs (especially modern with magic AUs, but the sky's the limit)

Angst with a happy ending

Fics about falling in love

Ships: Any combination of Geralt, Jaskier, Yennefer, and Eskel, Jaskier/Lambert, Aiden/Lambert, Eskel/Coen, Fringilla/Yennefer, Renfri/Yennefer

Things that aren't my jam:

Any kind of dead dove content

MCD

De-aging

Age play

Explicit descriptions of rape and non-con

Student/teacher romantic relationships

Unhappy endings

Ships: Ciri/Geralt, Ciri/Yennefer, Ciri/Jaskier, Vesemir/any of the Wolf witchers, Jaskier/Vesemir, Tissaia/Yennefer, Emhyr/Geralt

If you have a specific fic idea you want to ask me about, feel free to DM me here or reach out to me on Discord at ghostinthelibrary#1691.

There are also a bunch of other talented people offering Witcher fanworks this year. You can find the full list of them here. Bidding is open from 8:00AM EST, March 1 to 8:00PM EST, March 5.

#the witcher #fandom trumps hate 2023 #fth 2023 #i'm especially interested in writing geraskefer and yennskier right now #but will write any of the ships on my yes list

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do-androids-dream-ao3acc · 6 months

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Hi, I‘m Droid!

✍️ Masterpost of my Witcher fics | Whump Edition | Other fics

🎸 Witcher Metal songs | Hansi Kürsch Playlist | Metal Seafaring Playlist | Whump Playlist |

#pinned post #my fics #my playlists #about me

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solcorvidae · 5 months

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📌Pinned Post📌

Updated on: 04/13/24

Welcome to my silly little Witcher sideblog! I'm Sol or Moth, you can use whichever name you prefer! I am on AO3 under the same username!

In terms of canon source material, I am pretty partial to the games, but anything goes here! I own the novels, dark horse comics, and TW3. I have watched The Hexer, The Witcher (Netflix), and a moderate amount of the playthroughs for TW1 + TW2 as well.

I enjoy the universe, characters, and world-building more than any particular/single piece of media, and therefore take inspiration/aspects from any/all source material when I am writing.

By and large, I don't do fandom discourse. I'm here to hangout and converse, not argue or debate.

Any ask game/prompt list that you come across on my page, no matter how old, is fair game. Go ham, just specify which post you're referring to when sending something in! Or send your own! <3

My tagging system is kind of crap, but I do my best. Here is what will be most consistent: (under the cut)

Typically, I will tag posts and reblogs with specific source material tags for easy filtering, followed by a pairing tag, and then character tags where applicable

My Modern AU fic series that I am working on should largely be under "#hypothermic ao3" and a lot of my Modern AU headcanons can be found in this masterpost

Ask replies of any kind will generally be tagged with "#☀️"

All ask games and ask game replies will be tagged with "#ask game" but specific games/posts should have their own applicable tag that follows for easier filtering

"#sol rambles" is me talking/casual posts, whereas "#sol scribbles" is what I will use to tag my writing, or any links to my writing elsewhere

#do not reblog my pinned post #feel free to reblog anything else that doesn’t have a tag saying otherwise though!!#pinned post

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astaldis · 24 days

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Bad Things Happen Bingo Masterpost

Thanks a lot @badthingshappenbingo for the great and inspiring prompts, it was a lot of fun to write for them! 😘 All my stories are for The Witcher (Netflix series and/or novels).

Cruel and Unusual Punishment & Haunted Location:

Broken Mirror, Black Heart - Emhyr var Emreis & Gallatin (Words: 2,970; Chapters: 2/2)

Emhyr var Emreis does not believe in ghosts, no. They are nothing but old wives' tales. And the rumours about the ghost in the guest wing are utterly ridiculous, of course, or are they?

Crutches & Mercy Killing & Big Brother Instincts & Mistreated by Authorities & Toxic Gas & Pinned to the Wall & Animal Attack & Nasty Party & Gangrene & Manhandling:

Earned Loyalty - Cahir Mawr Dyffryn aep Ceallach & Gallatin (Words: 38,430; Chapters: 17/17)

After having been ambushed by humans, Gallatin is seriously wounded. Lucky for him, not all humans hate elves. It's not all that easy for Cahir to fulfil his dangerous mission in the Nazairean highlands either. - This is the story of how Gallatin and Cahir meet for the first time.

Snowed In:

Shelter From The Storm - The Hansa | Geralt's Company Members (Words: 2,130; Chapters: 1/1)

Not long after they have left Toussaint on their way to free Yennefer and to find Ciri, Geralt and his company have to weather a nasty blizzard.

Internal Bleeding:

As He Lay Dying - Cahir Mawr Dyffryn aep Ceallach &/ Cirilla Fiona Elen Riannon (Words: 555; Chapters: 1/1)

After her fight with Leo Bonhart, Ciri finds a badly wounded Cahir.

Chickenpox & Get It Over With:

Kindergarten Cahir - Cahir Mawr Dyffryn aep Ceallach & Original Characters (Words: 9,517; Chapters: 5/5)

Instead of being sentenced to raid caravans after lying to Emhyr, Cahir is sent to Vicovaro as a punishment. His mission there: Work at a newly opened kindergarten. His new superior is not exactly happy about him being assigned to this task and there are unexpected complications.

Attempted Rape:

You're the strongest of them all - Cahir Mawr Dyffryn aep Ceallach & Emhyr var Emreis (Words: 1,800; Chapters: 1/1)

Not long after Emhyr var Emreis saved a twelve-year old Cahir from being hanged, he has to save him again. This time not from the authorities or their enemies, but from his own men. Set not long after Emhyr returned to Nilfgaard to regain his throne.

Caught in a Snare & To Serve Man/Cannibalism:

An Elf Once Went A-Hunting - Cahir Mawr Dyffryn aep Ceallach & Gallatin (Words: 7,690; Chapters: 5/5)

Gallatin goes hunting. It does not go according to plan. Luckily an old friend shows up just in the nick of time.

Misunderstanding:

Always Yennefer - Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Fringilla Vigo (Words: 1,111; Chapters: 1/1)

While Geralt and Fringilla are having sex in the Beauclair library, Fringilla suddenly has an epiphany. Unfortunately not a pleasant one.

Creepy Crawlies:

Beware The Bees - The Hansa | Geralt's Company Members (Words: 2,125; Chapters: 1/1)

On their way to find Ciri, Geralt and his company travel through the wild forests of Riverdell. Suddenly they are under attack. It stings.

Rope Burns:

Thanks For The Save - Cahir Mawr Dyffryn aep Ceallach & Gallatin (Words: 1,454; Chapters: 1/1)

Gallatin is in a tight spot and guess who shows up to save him? Again.

At The End Of Their Rope - Cahir Mawr Dyffryn aep Ceallach & Dheran Mawr Dyffryn aep Ceallach (fic illustration)

Branding:

Mine - Cahir Mawr Dyffryn aep Ceallach & Emhyr var Emreis (Words: 919; Chapters: 1/1)

Just one day between Emhyr var Emrise and a young Cahir, but a very significant (and painful) one.

Medical Torture:

The Book Of Monoliths - Istredd & Vilgefortz of Roggeveen (Words: 2,444; Chapters: 1/1)

After Thanedd, Vilgefortz pays Istredd a visit to take the Book of Monoliths from his prisoner. However, it is not as easily done as he expected.

Faux-Affectionate Villain:

All That Blood - Cahir Mawr Dyffryn aep Ceallach & Leo Bonhart (Words: 500; Chapters: 1/1)

Leo Bonhart's farewell speech to Cahir after their fight at Stygga Castle.

#bad things happen bingo #bad things happen bingo masterpost #the witcher #the witcher tv #the witcher netflix #the witcher books #the witcher novels #the witcher fanfiction #cahir mawr dyffryn aep ceallach #gallatin #the hansa #emhyr var emreis #istredd #fringilla vigo #cirilla fiona elen riannon #vilgefortz of roggeveen #leo bonhart

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