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Mirrorverse Crossover - Mylene

The sea witch felt as though she could throw up as she watched the princess practically float to her seat. Sweet little songbirds fluttered around her, at her feet were some squirrels and rabbits.

“Revolting…” Mylensula sneered. “Simply revolting.”

“I’m sorry!” Snow Mylene explained. “My little friends feels comfortable around, and I wouldn’t shoo them away.”

“I’m going to be sick!” Mylensula groaned as Snow Mylene nuzzled a songbird against her cheek.

The other villains watching made gagging noises to show their disgust. Mylensula just rolled her eyes and let out a knowing chuckle.

“Oh come now. I’ve seen the way you take care of your ‘poopsies’.”

The sea witch let out a “hmph” and tossed her hair. “My little darlings are superior to your little fleabags! Just as I outclass you in every way” she said, her voice dripping with arrogance.

As expected, Snow Mylene remained humble. “Well you are quite the enchantress. I couldn’t make your sort of deals if my life depended on it.”

Mylensula didn’t soften at the compliment. “Flattery will get you nowhere.” she sneered.

At this point, QuasIvan couldn’t help but let out a grunt of annoyance. “Can’t she take a compliment?” he muttered.

“My scallop ain’t need any hero to tell ‘er how great she is! She’s perfect in every way!” Ivan Oogie gushed, with spiders spinning heart-shaped webs in his eyes.

“Doesn’t stop you from yapping about her constantly.” Kimton snarked.

His hero counterpart waved him off. “There’s nothing wrong with letting the world know you’re dating a queen.” He said, snuggling AriOndine, who giggled and pecked his cheek.

“For once, I agree.” Juleficent admitted, grasping QRC’s hand.

Back in the meeting room, Mylensula began to grin once again.

“How on earth are you the fairest in all the land?” she said, her voice clearly mocking the idea. Snow Mylene began to frown, as she had always been rather insecure about the mirror’s declaration.

“I… I don’t know. I’ve never really felt as though I deserved that title.” she admitted. Mylensula’s grin became even wider.

“Oh but you didn’t have a choice, did you? After your daddy croaked and your mother was already six feet under.” The villain taunted, cackling with glee.

Snow Mylene felt time stop as she relived the memories of being driven away by her stepmother and watching her father die. She took deep breaths to calm herself.

“And even worse, you repay his sacrifices by partnering with a freak.” Mylensula jeered.

“I haven’t insulted your darling ‘bugaboo’, so I’ll ask for the same level of courtesy when you speak about my gentle harmony.” Snow Mylene replied, her tone incredibly curt.

“And what are you going to do about it? Sing me to death?” Mylensula mocked.

“Well, it’d be a shame if my woodland friends discovered a new type of seafood.”

The sea witch’s eyes dilated as she let out a roar of fury.

“DON’T YOU DARE THREATEN MY BABIES! YOU INSOLENT LITTLE WHELP! I WILL TURN YOU INTO A POLYP AND LOCK YOU IN THE DEPTHS OF THE SEA!!” Mylensula screamed, her tentacles whipping about as she rushed to attack the princess. AriOndine let out a gasp of fear and hid her face in Kimules’ chest.

Snow Mylene merely rolled her eyes and grasped the villain’s arm, giving it a small twist with her fingers. The sea witch immediately went down, out for the count. There was a moment of silence… before a deafening roar of fury from Mylensula’s boyfriend.

“WHAT DID YOU DO?!” Ivan Oogie snarled, rushing to Mylensula.

“If you would let me explain-”

“YOU SHUT UP!” he hissed. “WHAT DID YOU DO TA MY SCALLOP?! I SWEAR I’M GONNA-”

His wrist was suddenly grabbed by QuasiIvan, who had rushed in as well.

“If you so much as lay a finger on my songbird-”

“YOUR PRECIOUS FUCKIN’ SONGBIRD HURT MY DARLIN’ I WAN’ HER HEAD!” the boogieman roared.

“I can help with that!” Nath of Hearts offered, pulling out his axe.

Ivan Oogie suddenly freezed as a pair of delicate hands hit the pressure point on the back of his neck.

“She did no such thing.” Marilan stated icily. “Your precious sea witch is only unconscious, because of a nerve technique. She’ll wake up in ten minutes, tops. I would know, I’m the one who taught Mylene that move. Calm down now.”

She pressed harder on the spot, causing Ivan Oogie to yelp in pain.

“AAAGH! Alright! Alright! Just lemme go!” he squealed. She does so as he limps over to Mylensula and picks her up, scurrying away.

“Y’all are gonna pay! I swear!”

Finally we get our next crossover! As you can see, Snow Mylene isn't as dainy as she appears on the surface. Me and Weeby had so much fun writing it and we can't wait to see what you guys think in the comments and reblogs! @artzychic27 @msweebyness

#mylene haprele #mylene #snow white #ursula #snow white and the 7 dwarfs #snow white and the seven dwarfs #the little mermaid #little mermaid #class of heroes #class of villainy #disney #disneyau #miraculous #miraculous ladybug

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imsparky2002 · 2 months

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If Thomas Astruc Wrote Jesse Into The Show

(Miraculous Theme finishes)

(We see a shot of the theater at Francois DuPont, with the words ‘Stoneheart 2’ at the corner of the screen. The shot zooms in on two kids working on a set piece, Mylene Haprele and Jesse Ortega)

(I feel like Jean is also in the background, along with a lot of the theater kids)

(Who of course aren't named and focused on at all.)

Mylene: Thanks so much for helping me, Jesse!

Jesse Ortega: (Gives her an obviously besotted stare) No problem, Mylene. You know I’d do anything for you!

(She doesn't react, finding no issue with what he said.)

Mylene: Aw, that's sweet!

(They continue working.)

Jesse: You know, Mylene…I think one of the things I like most about doing theater at DuPont…is getting to spend time with the most beautiful girl in school.

(Again, staring at her like an obvious, lovesick puppy)

Mylene: (Smiling) You really think I’m beautiful?

(He nods.)

Jesse: The prettiest girl I’ve ever seen in my life. Like a blooming rose.

(She smiles with a soft blush)

Mylene: You’re so nice, Jesse.

(The camera pans over to a large, bulky teen standing off in the right wing, scowling angrily.)

Ivan: (Thinking) I should pound that little twerp for trying to steal Mylene. She’s mine!

(He snarls as he sees Jesse brush a strand of Mylene’s hair away from her face. How DARE that little pest touch her!)

(He’s about to storm over when he sees Mylene heading his way with a smile. He quickly tries to compose himself)

Mylene: Thanks for visiting me, Teddy Bear!

Ivan: (Forcing a smile) Yeah, no problem. (His dark frown returns) Mylene, there’s something we need to talk about.

Mylene: What’s wrong?

Ivan: It’s about Jesse. Didn’t you pick up on it?

Mylene: Pick up on what? We were just talking, he IS my friend.

Ivan: He called you beautiful! He was flirting with you!

(Mylene looks taken aback)

Mylene: What?! Don’t be silly, Ivan, that’s nonsense! Jesse has been my friend since we were kids! Why would he flirt with me?

Ivan: Because you’re a beautiful girl, Mylene! He said so himself!

(Mylene frowns)

Mylene: Ivan, it sounds to me like you’re jealous of me spending time with another boy. Like you don’t trust me!

Ivan: Of course I trust you!

Mylene: I’m not in the mood for this, I’m leaving.

(As she walks off, Jesse moves up behind him.)

Jesse: Trouble in paradise?

Ivan: Get out of my face, runt! Before I punch in yours!

Jesse: Mylene wouldn’t like to see her “gentle giant” pummel an innocent weakling like me. She’ll just go to me, and I’ll be her shoulder to cry on.

Ivan: (Growls) You stay away from her, you hear me? Mylene is MY girl! Not. Yours.

(He jabs a finger in Jesse’s chest with the last two words)

(He storms off as Jesse smiles.)

Jesse: We’ll see about that.

(Cut to after school. Mylene is talking about what happened to the girl squad.)

Mylene: Ugh! I just don’t know what to do! My Teddy Bear has never acted like this before! And I don’t want to stop being friends with Jesse!

Rose: He was just giving you compliments! Nothing wrong with that!

Alya: Yeah, you didn’t do anything wrong, girl! Ivan’s the one who’s getting jealous for no reason!

(As usual Alix is one of the only relatively sane ones)

Alix: I don’t know guys. What Jesse said sounded off to me.

Alya: No offense, girl, but romance isn’t really your forte.

(Alix just shrugs in admission.)

Mylene: So…what should I do?

Marinette: Honestly, Mylene, you need to have a serious talk with Ivan. He’s letting jealousy get the better of him. It’s not safe or healthy for your relationship.

Juleka: (Mumbles) Yeah.

(Mylene nods, and the scene cuts to a different area of the courtyard, with the akuma class boys, along with Marc)

Ivan: Honestly, the nerve of that little creep! And Mylene thinks I don't trust her!

Adrien: …Well, Ivan…it does seem like you’re getting irrationally jealous…

Nino: Yeah, dude. You're cool with us hanging around My, right?

Ivan: Yeah! 'Cause you don't flirt with her! And most of you have girlfriends of your own!

(I imagine as usual, Marc and Nathaniel aren't actually part of the conversation, just doodling because unless it's Adrinette related, it seems they don't matter. Also the show isn't gonna admit they're dating or not.)

(I do find it funny that the only reason Adrien didn't get jealous for Marinette is because he was so oblivious.)

Max: Even so, Jessie has been friends with Mylene for years! It’s not really fair of you to ask her to end that friendship!

Ivan: I DIDN'T! I just want him to stay friends, not try and make any moves!

Kim: Yo! No need to shout at Max!

Ivan: Shut up, Kim! At least I'm not dumb as a doornob when it comes to love!

Kim: At least I don’t get mad over nothing when Ondine hangs out with her guy friends!

Ivan: Yeah! Because you're Mr. Popular! None of the guys would EVER try and steal her from you!

Kim: Yeah, cuz they know better! (Pounds a fist to his palm) (*Sarcastic*Yaaaay, more double-standard stereotyping of bigger, bulkier guys as overly possessive brutes!)

(Nathaniel and Marc just nod along, working in their comic and not being permitted to contribute anything)

(I love to imagine during filming, they adlib "straight people, amirite?" and the whole group bursts out laughing)

Ivan: Well Jesse doesn't!

(That reminds me, there are SO many takes for this episode, since the cast kept calling out the bullshit.)

Nino: Dude, you just gotta chill out, bro! Even if Jesse DOES like Mylene, you know she’s totally crazy about you!

Ivan: Well it doesn't seem like that anymore!

(He stomps off.)

Adrien: I hope that doesn't happen to me and Marinette.

Nathaniel: Of course not! You're the perfect couple!

Marc: You'll be together forever!

(Now they can chime in since ya know, Adrinette)

(Scene Cut. Mylene is straightening out her costume for the dress rehearsal. Jesse walks up to her, a nervous look on his face)

Jesse: Hey…Mylene, can I talk to you?

Mylene: Of course, Jesse! Everything ok?

Jesse: (Doe-eyed stare) There’s…something I have to tell you. Something…really important. (He blushes)

(Both of them are unaware that they’re being watched by a very jealous man…)

(He grabs her hand and looks her straight in the eyes.)

Jesse: You're perfect, and I've loved you for years. Ever since I can remember, I knew one day we would be together. I just had to wait for you to come to your senses, to realize that Ivan isn't good enough for you.

Mylene: (Shocked) J-Jesse? Wha-

(He cuts her off)

Jesse: I love you, Mylene. I want to be with you.

(He goes in to kiss her)

Mylene: (Moving back) J-Jesse, what are you doing?!

Ivan: WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING?! I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO STAY AWAY FROM HER!

(He grabs Jesse by the collar)

Mylene: IVAN! DON'T HURT HIM!

Jesse: L-look man, I didn’t mean-

Ivan: SHUT UP! I’M GONNA BEAT YOU SENSELESS! YOU TRIED TO STEAL MY GIRLFRIEND!

(A black butterfly flies in the window, and flies into Ivan’s drumsticks, which are in his pocket)

Mylene: TEDDY BEAR! THE AKUMA!

Chrysalis: Stoneheart. I am Chrysalis. This boy tried to steal the one you hold most dear away from you. I am giving you back the power to punish those who have wronged you, and to keep your precious flower all to yourself. All you need to do for me in return is retrieve the miraculous of Ladybug and Chat Noir! Do we have an agreement?

Ivan: I'll never let her out of my sight ever again!

(Black and purple smoke surrounds Ivan, as he transforms into Stoneheart.)

(Mylene cries out in fear as Jesse trembles on the ground.)

Stoneheart: JESSE!

(The boy yelps as he dodges Stoneheart's attacks. Out of scene, Jesse admitted that he hated doing this, and Ivan and Mylene cuddled him after the moment. He was reminded of his dad. Thomas knew about this, and didn't care, saying that "method acting would help the performance".)

Mylene: Teddy Bear, stop! Please calm down!

(Stoneheart turns around and picks her up.)

Stoneheart: I'll keep you safe, little mouse. Forever!

(He reaches out and grasps Jesse in his other fist)

Stoneheart: And I’m gonna show everyone in Paris what happens when someone tries to take my flower from me! Using you!

(Jesse just whimpers in fear, the camera even shows his cute worried face to make you feel sympathetic for him.)

(We cut to Stoneheart rampaging through Paris.)

Nadia Chamack: Breaking news! Paris's first akuma, Stoneheart, has returned and is wreaking havoc across the city!

(Marinette is shown with Tikki in her living room)

Marinette: Oh no! Ivan must have been more jealous Jesse than we thought, Tikki! We’ve got to stop this! Tikki, spots on!

(She transforms)

(Meanwhile, Adrien notices in his own room.)

Adrien: Looks like the big guy needs to learn a lesson about possessiveness. Plagg, claws out!

(He transforms.)

(The scene switches to the Eiffel Tower, where Stoneheart still holds both Jesse and Mylene.)

Mylene: Ivan, stop, please! You don’t have to do this!

Stoneheart: Yes I do! It's the only way you'll be safe from creeps like him!

(He begins to crush the hand that holds Jesse.)

Stoneheart: This'll teach you, punk!

Jesse: AAAAGH! Please stop! I promise I’ll stay away from her! Just let me go!

Stoneheart: TOO LATE!

(Suddenly, Ladybug and Chat Noir show up.)

Chat Noir: Put 'em down, Rocky!

Ladybug: Ivan, stop this! Don’t let your jealousy make you do something you’ll regret!

(Not hypocritical at all.)

Stoneheart: STAY AWAY FROM HER!

(He lashes out and strikes at the heroes, with the hand holding Jesse, who looks nauseous. He keeps Mylene clutched close to his chest.)

Chat Noir: Man, this sure brings back memories, doesn't it, my lady? It was fighting this very psycho that I met the love of my life!

Ladybug: Save it, kitty. There's people who need to be saved, and I worry we can't do this alone.

(Suddenly, a very concerned and campily fearful Jean appears)

Jean: (Dramatic cry of anguish) Jesse! Oh my gawd, that horrible monster has my BEST friend! (loud sob) What am I going to do?!

(The entire cast rolled their eyes when Jean first appeared.)

(The heroes swing over to Jean.)

Jean: Omigod, it's Ladybug and Cat Noir! Can I just say y'all are slayin in those outfits! Yass queen!

(Also they've retconned Jean being Magician of Misfortune, since they figure nobody cares. Also he never likes magic in the script, since that would mean giving him something as a hobby.)

Ladybug: (Pulling out the Ox Miraculous) Jean Duparc, I grant you the Flamingo Miraculous. You will use it to defeat Stoneheart. You will return it once the fight is over. Can I trust you?

Jean: Omigoood, yes. Definitely.

(Squaawk comes out when he opens the box)

Squaawk: Hey bestie! What's the tea?

Jean: Omigod, he's soooo cute!

Ladybug: All you have to say is “Squawk, pink me up!” Are you ready?

Jean: I was born ready, gurl. Squaawk, pink me up!

(He transforms into an outrageously glittery and feathery flamingo hero, and the three heroes charge into battle. Jean literally sobbed in despair when he saw the costume he would have to wear.)

Fabulouso: Let's take this brute down, honeys!

(The three heroes land on front of the Eiffel Tower, where Stoneheart is still roaring in anger)

(As Ladybug and Chat Noir distract Stoneheart during a segment that lasts a minute or so, Fabuloso sashays over to Stoneheart and a beam of pink energy hits Stoneheart. The beam came from his cane, and dazzles the monster.)

Fabuloso: Behold my ✨Sparkle✨, StoneHACK! And be amazed.

(Ladybug and Chat Noir rescue Jesse and Mylene before the effect wears off)

(While this happens, Chat grabs the source of the akuma and tosses it to Ladybug. Blah blah blah, miraculous cure, and we go back to a dazed Ivan.)

Ladybug: Ivan, are you alright?

Ivan: Ye-yeah, I think so…what happened?

Jesse: WHAT HAPPENED?! What happened is that you turned into a jealous maniac, then snatched me up and tried to crush me to death! This is exactly why Mylene would be better off with me, you’re DANGEROUS!

Mylene: JESSE, THAT'S ENOUGH! Ivan was akumatized, he had no control over his actions! Do you want him to get brainwashed by Chrysalis again?

(I feel like the writers aren't allowed to specifically say Jesse's in the wrong.)

(Jesse just huffs, not wanting to risk getting her mad at him)

(Ladybug once again approaches Ivan, pulling out her yo-yo and giving him an anti akuma charm)

Ivan: My... I'm really sorry. I acted like a real jerk.

Mylene: Aw, it's ok, Teddy Bear. You were only looking out for me!

(Ivan smiles)

Ivan: I love you, little mouse.

(They share a hug as Jesse fumes in the background)

(Ladybug then approaches)

Ladybug: I’m glad that you’re feeling better, Ivan. But it’s important to remember, jealousy is an ugly thing, and can cause you to lose yourself. If you let it control you, you’ll do things that you regret, and you may end up hurting people that you really care about. Next time you feel worried, try to remind yourself that giving in to envy is never the way to go. Remember that Mylene loves you. Do you think you can do that?

Ivan: I... I can try.

Ladybug: (Turning to Jesse) And you. Having romantic feeling for someone else in a relationship isn't wrong. Flirting's all well and good, but don't make any moves. Got it?

(Jesse gets a sly smile.)

Jesse: Understood.

(Jesse calls Nathaniel. We don't hear his response.)

Jesse: Hey, Nathaniel? Mind if I request a new comic project? A story about a handsome bard who rescues a princess from a dumb troll. I think it'll be a MASSIVE hit.

(The end card looks like Ivan and Jesse fighting over Mylene, who looks shocked as she watches them battle for her heart.)

I created this awhile back with Weebs, so huge thanks to them. Essentially it's a hypothetical Season 6 episode introducing Jesse. As you can see, it's as bad and problematic as most of the show's episodes these days. Lemme know what you think. @artzychic27 @msweebyness

#jesse ortega #jesse #mylene haprele #mylene #ivan bruel #ivan #miraculous salt #thomas astruc salt #problematic #miraculous ladybug #miraculous

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