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muttsterion · 9 months
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Spent some time in the Chasm today. It was pretty intense at first but I met my old friend, Sir McRibs the Skelly Horse, and it wasn't as bad anymore. In fact after awhile it almost felt like home. I didn’t want to leave. XD
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allyartisty · 1 month
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“I can’t die. I’ve experienced death countless of times. Sometimes I see a bright light, sometimes I see heaven or hell. But eventually no matter what I wake up in my bed wearing the same old clothes. And the worst part? Nobody even remembers me dying. I go to school the next day and everyone’s all “oh hey Kenny.” Even if they’ve seen me get decapitated with their own eyes. So you want to whine about curses, Hindsight? You’re talking to the wrong fucking cowboy”
Here’s something new, some South Park Fanart :) here I wanted to draw Mysterion! Can we admit his hero character is badass?
‼️Please don’t steal nor repost my artwork without permission‼️
Time: 2 hours
Program: IbispaintX
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boothyghost · 3 days
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What I Imagine Each Hero Gets Respect For
Mysterion: Being scary as shit and stopping the most amount of crime.
Toolshed: Single-handedly taking down the entirety of Japan and forcing them to stop killing whales and dolphins.
Human Kite: Mostly pity because he's forced to stay in base. People respect him because he's literally from a whole different planet that discovered long-distance space travel way before humans did.
Coon: Nobody respects him. He's good with master plans, but nobody respects him.
Super Craig: The way he just does not give a shit about his secret identity. When the cops came to arrest him, my dude just flipped them off and went on his way. Does he have the government chasing him down? Yes.
Wonder Tweek: Dealing with Craig.
Mosquito: Little to no respect except for the fact he can just drain you of your blood. Then what? Bitch. So yeah heroes respect him but I imagine the public seeing him as a joke.
Fastpass: Just being That Guy. You know, that guy. The one that everyone likes. Just being chill.
Professor Chaos: I imagine everyone respects him just a tiny bit for his genius plans, except for Toolshed. Toolshed will not rest until he knows what happened to the Hamster Minions and if they are okay.
Call Girl: Being a badass and great at finding anyone anything anytime. Good at hacking systems and breaking into things. Also an icon with an iconic costume.
Captain Diabetes: Nobody respects him. Not a goddamn bit.
Professor Timothy: Being Professor Timothy
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ao3feed-bunny · 9 months
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They Both Die at The End.
by stranger_cryptid
“There was nothing to do, I suppose. It was bound to happen, then both dying at the end.”
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Kenny and Butters are at school when they learn about a prophecy about two princes, who oddly resemble their hero/villain relationship. The prophecy states that the two men became obsessed with each other, and that led to their untimely demise. Mysterion and Professor Chaos are glad they don’t fit the prophecy, that is, until they begin changing.
Words: 3137, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English
Fandoms: South Park
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Underage
Categories: F/M, M/M
Characters: Eric Cartman, Liane Cartman, Kyle Broflovski, Sheila Broflovski, Shelly Marsh, Ike Broflovski, Gerald Broflovski, Randy Marsh, Sharon Marsh, Stan Marsh, Jerome "Chef" McElroy, Kenny McCormick, Kenny McCormick's Parents, Tricia Tucker, Craig Tucker, Craig Tucker's Parents, Tweek Tweak, Tweek Tweak's Parents
Relationships: Kyle Broflovski/Stan Marsh, Kenny McCormick/Leopold "Butters" Stotch, Craig Tucker/Tweek Tweak, Professor Chaos/Mysterion
Additional Tags: Gay Kyle Broflovski, Implied Kyle Broflovski/Stan Marsh, Angry Kyle Broflovski, Badass Kyle Broflovski, Kenny McCormick-centric, Immortal Kenny McCormick, Adorable Leopold "Butters" Stotch, Prophecy, Obsession, Masturbation, Mysterion is going through it, Found Family, Forced Bonding, Forced Proximity, Alternate Universe - Superheroes/Superpowers
source https://archiveofourown.org/works/48114727
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pileofpawns · 8 months
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Fuck it uhhh. I’m watching Cock Magic (SP) for the millionth time and literally just flapped my hands while shouting “I’m normal!!!” so I’m gonna post my rambly MtG related thoughts to further prove how much of a liar I am (I’ll try to make this as accessible as possible to non-Magic players!!)
You fuckers (affectionate) literally asked for this!! it was one of the previously mentioned Kenny analysis posts :D
Okay first of all. The entire premise of the boys mainly SPECTATING Magic rather than playing is hilarious to me, especially because it’s evident that the remainder of the main five aren’t the most knowledgeable about the rules of the game (Kyle doesn’t know that tapped creatures can’t block for example). In my experience, non-magic players (especially non-TCG players in general) tend to be confused and disinterested, so the fact that the boys are seeing this as something cool to watch is honestly really cute. I like to think that Kenny had tried and failed to get his friends into Magic alongside him, so they knew the basics, but were too confused and frustrated from Kenny’s muffled explanations of the rules and were turned off by the perception of Magic being For Nerds to properly get into it. But Kenny hyped up the tournament SO much to make it sound cool, so the boys decide to go along with him to cheer him on. They find themselves genuinely interested, albeit a still a little confused, but seeing Kenny take people down with sheer strategy in a game that can heavily rely on how much money you’re willing to spend IS badass!
The setting. Ohhhh my god the setting can we talk about the setting.
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This looks straight out of my own game store and I’m not exaggerating. The little war paints section especially, oh my god. The placement is EXACTLY the same. It’s a love letter to real game stores and I am here for it.
We see mana symbols throughout the episode, in banners around the store and on cards, but they don’t quite match up to the real MtG mana symbols and colors, shown below.
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In the episode, black mana is represented with a triangle instead of a skull, and white (usually shown yellow in color, but that’s what it’s called!) is represented with a meteor instead of a sun.
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Based on this, we can observe that Kenny is playing a blue and black deck in this first MtG scene!
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This might have some significance if you wanna be overanalytical like me. Each combination of mana colors in magic has a set of character traits and strategies associated with it. (To name a few:) Blue is associated with a thirst for knowledge, being cold and calculating, counterspells, and trickery. Black is associated with self-indulgence, determination, death and reanimation, and destruction. Together, they represent secrecy, manipulation, counterintelligence, and trickery. Blue/black decks often make their opponents decks work against them. Black mana is an obvious choice for Kenny because of his association with death and revival from it, and I like to think this is him learning to grow more comfortable with his curse by bringing a symbol of it into a hobby. We've seen him embrace his curse by sacrificing himself multiple times (especially while as Mysterion) and this is another aspect of that! [Kenny, returning a card from his graveyard to the battlefield: wow just like me fr /j] Blue fits Kenny quite well emphasizing how much of a strategist he is, outwitting his opponents and using all resources he can to make a strong deck on a budget.
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The above behind-the-scenes image of several card assets includes a basic land (staple cards that provide players with mana, resources used to cast spells), but in the episode, we see cards with just their respective mana symbol on them, referred to as "mana cards".
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alister312 · 1 year
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ello it’s pitch here to drop by some ship questions
Damstophekengory(hope i spelled that right) aka Damien/Christophe/Kenny/Gregory cause I find poly ships amazing and they deserve more light, also I love these guys an I wanna hear more of your thoughts on them, how they’d all end up together romantically is my silly goofy thought that I wish to hear
pitch, bestie, as always i know i can count on you to come up with good ship questions!! especially about a poly ship that i don’t think much on, but whenever i do i love it dearly
what’s most interesting to me about this ship (i think i called it gregstophienny once?? but that’s a goddamn mouthful, it needs a new name) is that i think every individual ship within it works well. gregory and christophe are the type to be very insular once they have each other, so i don’t always know how others could fit into their dynamic. however, damien and kenny are some of the only ones that i think could make it work
this best works in a situation wherein gregory and christophe work as something good, but technically less than legal. i think gregory and kenny’s morals are pretty closely aligned– they both want to help others and aren’t afraid to use nontraditional tactics to get there (thinking about mysterion being a vigilante). so kenny would be a good addition to their crew, especially with his immortality. intense scenarios always make emotions run high, so i feel they’d all naturally bond and stick together because of that. develop a bit of “us against the world” vibe
from there, i think damien would slowly integrate himself with the others through kenny. from his episode, it’s clear that what damien craves is acceptance by his peers. you’d be hard pressed to find someone more accepting than kenny, especially since i bet they oft bump into each other and maybe even hang out whenever kenny goes to hell. christophe would not only accept damien but probably revere him a little bit. gregory would be the hardest to convince but i also think he loves a project. and redeeming the antichrist (especially through love) has gotta be the greatest “for the good of humanity” project of all time.
this polycule would also be everyone else’s WORST nightmare if you were to cross them. they’re all badasses in their own right, as well as defensive/protective about things and people they care about. i’m sure kenny and gregory would have to hold back damien and christophe, as they’re more quick to anger over petty things, but if they all agree you’re a shitty person… you’re screwed.
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tiniedemon · 1 year
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just saw the hardest mysterion edit ever and i’m just saying we missed out seeing adult mysterion
imagine how much more badass he’d be as an adult like matt & trey really fucked us with that one
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Mysterion: “Tupperware, log that one under: Very Badass”
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shelterpark · 1 year
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WELCOME KENNY MCCORMICK!
ABOUT THE MUN:
Name: Maddie
Age: 25
Pronouns: She/They
Discord:
ABOUT THE MUSE: [Do Not Remove Apostrophes]
`Name:` Kenny McCormick
`Age:` [4th graders should be about 24-25] 24
`Gender:` currently identifies as male but may be non-binary
`Pronouns:` All pronouns (He/She/They)
`Sexuality:` Pansexual
`Height:` 5'8
`Location:` [Living in South Park Shelter, Loner living in wilderness, Denver QZ member?, etc…] Loner, travels from place to place. Doesn't stay in one area for too long.
`Occupation:` [Role/Job within their faction or what they do in general.] Scavenging, finding supplies and weaponry.
`Brief History:` [Reactions/Actions when outbreak occurred, what they did, where did they go? etc… One+ paragraphs.]
When Kenny found out about the apocalypse, he was returning home from a drug deal (selling weed, not big stuff). He was thinking about what few of his clients were telling him, that there was rumour about this new drug on the street making people crazy. When he got home, he heard his little sister scream. Barging into his house, he saw Karen and Carol trying to fight off Stuart from attacking both of them. They think he was ODing on a drug when in actuality, he had turned.
He took Karen and they run into the forest, on the outskirts of town, only to find out that they were being swarmed. Taking out his pocket knife, he told Karen to run and find a place to hide. She tried to argue, only for Kenny to yell at her to run, don't look back, and that he would find her.
Pulling out his knife, he began to stab the infected trying to attack him. He faltered a little when he realized he recognized some of them as people from the town. After what felt like hours he managed to kill off enough infected to run away safely and began his search for Karen. It lasted for hours, he searched high and low, stabbing an infected along the way. And then his heart dropped into his stomach. Just a few meters away was Karen's jacket, ripped to shreds and covered in blood, along with her Mysterion necklace. He panicked, tears pricking his eyes as he grabbed the jacket and fell to his knees screaming. No matter how many times he called, she didn't answer. Karen was gone. He needed to find her.
In shock, he headed back to his house to collect supplies, weapons and to say goodbye to his now zombified parents. He then left his house, his heart broken and his mind numb. He called Kevin, only to hear him on his answering machine, warning him about what's coming. That is, until the call ended with Kevin telling Kenny he loves him, followed by the sound of screaming and growling. It wasn't until that moment that Kenny realized he was now, truly alone in this world.
`5 or more HeadCanons:` [Be creative! Try to relate some to the apocalypse setting.]
Kenny quietly sings himself to sleep if he is in a safe area. It's usually the lullaby he sang to Karen before she turned.
He carries a picture of Karen in his parka. It's his most prized possession out of everything he owns.
He can be reckless when protecting others and isn't afraid to put his own life on the line. This is because he froze before trying to save his sister, and he promises to never make that mistake again.
Kenny obtained a badass facial scar (from eyebrow to cheekbone). He tells everyone it's from a fight with a zombie when really he just got hit in the face with a tree branch.
The lullaby that Kenny sang to Karen is "Tomorrow" from the Annie musical. His mother taught it to him at a young age, to show him that there's always another day. He started singing it to Karen shen she was sad or had nightmares.
(If Kenny is not immortal in this AU) He doesn't know why he's still alive, if it's out of survival or if it's because he's too scared to end it himself.
(If Kenny is immortal) He's bitter about death. He often wonders if he is going to be the only living soul left on this godforsaken earth, surrounded by zombies. He wonders if he will be sentient as a zombie, or if he'll just rot and decay until he just resurrects.
`RP Example:` [Two or more paragraphs. Please include as much dialogue as you can so mods can get a feel for your muse.]
"It's okay," Kenny reassured hastily, ripping a piece of cloth from his shirt to cover the bite on Karen's arm. "You're going to be okay, I promise Karen!"
"What's happening to everyone?" She sobbed, gripping onto her brother tightly.
"I don't know. But you're going to be okay. We're going to be okay."
He kept saying it over and over, like a mantra, as if the constant reassurance would convince him that it was true.
Hours past as the sky began to get dark, and in that time, Kenny noticed his little sister was not doing well.
'She's not going to make it.' Kenny thought in anguish.
Kenny bit his lip as he held Karen, his dying baby sister, in his arms. All he could do at this point was make her feel comfortable.
"Can you sing to me?" She asked, weakly. Her breathing was now shallow and her clammy skin held a gray tone.
With tears in his eyes, the older boy let out a watery exhale, a pained smile on his face. "Of course. What do you wanna hear, Kare-bear?"
"What you always sing to me, before I fall asleep."
With a choked sob, Kenny nodded. "Okay, angel."
He began to sing the lullaby their mother had taught him at a young age. It was from one of her favourite musicals. A musical that was also Karen's favourite.
It wasn't necessarily a lullaby, rather a song that gave Kenny and Karen hope to continue on, despite the life they lived.
"Tomorrow, tomorrow. I love ya, tomorrow. You're only a day away." Kenny sang the last line, with Karen finally closing her eyes. A smile crossed her features before her she let out her last breath.
Kenny's breath hitched and he bent forward, pressing his forehead against his sister's.
"Karen... Kare-bear..." he sobbed. "I'm so sorry... I couldn't protect you. I-I failed you."
He cried for what felt like hours, simply holding Karen and rocking back and forth. Soon, he felt movement in his arms followed by the sound of a gutteral growl.
With hyperventilating breaths, Kenny grabbed his pocket knife. He refused to open his eyes. He didn't want to remember Karen this way. This thing wasn't Karen.
"I love you, baby sis."
With a quick and swift motion, Kenny plunged the knife into the zombie's temple until its movement stopped.
Kenny fell forward, burying his face into his hands and cried. He cried as loud as he could, wailing, screaming. He didn't care if it would draw attention to him, he didn't care if he died right in the middle of the forest by some brain infected freaks.
He had just lost the most important person in his life. He had nothing to live for anymore.
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blus-witchy-blog · 6 years
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HEY GUYS! *pant* *gasp* S-sorry i’m about twenty or so years late, BUT I’M HERE NOW! And i will get caught up on ALL of south park even if it kills me!
in case you couldn't tell i really like it so far. (gonna get the fractured but whole soon! =D )
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muttsterion · 10 months
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A splash of purple dye and I finally has my TOTK Mysterion Link!  Yep. XD 
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flying-princess · 3 years
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Mysterion.
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Best superhero. Just look at that flawless air flip.
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killedkennys · 2 years
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my   favourite   headcanon   continues   to   be   that   most   of   the   kids   have   a   LITTLE   baby   crush   on   mysterion  .   inherently
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ao3feed-bunny · 5 months
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timwrightt · 6 years
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“Now I can finally put this to good use. I have been working on this suit for quite a while.”
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