#mystery mail

[ambisun]

Due to the sudden departure of my drawing tablet, I'm now opening up some cards from the sample decks of A Little Rain Oracle for sale to help with funding for my next drawing table.

Each envelope comes with 5 cards + 1 greeting card with a custom sketch. You can find out more information on my KOFI.

Only 30 are available. Get it before it's all gone.

#botanical oracle #a little rain botanical oracle #a little rain oracle #mystery mail #oracle cards #indie oracle deck

[midnight-puppy]

What do you think about being used as a dildo?

- 🐩

I think that's the absolute best way for anyone to use me 😇

#ask #anon #🐩 #mystery mail

[bunbundesigns]

Only 12 more days until Halloween! I just added a mystery envelope option to my S H O P if you're like me and have a hard time deciding what to get! Perfect to fill your Boo Baskets or just to treat yourself!

#boo baskets #art #artists on tumblr #artwork #my art #digital art #procreate #bun bun designs #digital illustration #cryptid #illustration #prints #stickers #bookmarks #mystery #mystery box #mystery mail

[fumagus]

I got into the PMD Mystery Mail this time! I'll be working with someone else, and I'll tell you my scene when it's done!

#marnie.txt #been always wanting to do something in the pmd romhacking community and I keep missing the hack jams. #mm defs seems more manageable for me #pmd #mystery mail

[sage-nebula]

I don't ship Phoenix and Maya and never have, but I think it's crazy for anyone to suggest they aren't each other's best friend in the world. Like there are so many different forms of love, none more important than the other, and the love that Phoenix and Maya have as each other's best friend and confidant is very, very real. They are not lovers, they are not siblings, but they ARE best friends and I think that should be appreciated for the gem it is.

#this is unfortunately another case of ''fandom sees everyone as either lovers or siblings'' and it's unfortunate #i'm almost done w my JFA replay and they are SUCH besties #it's honestly precious and beautiful #ace attorney #phoenix wright #maya fey #phoenix and maya #until i can think of a better tag for them #also tbh they are equally qualified as attorneys so #bc if there is one thing this replay has taught me it's that Phoenix doesn't know shit abt law #he got his degree by mail order istg #how he passed the bar is a real mystery #anyway

[chaotic-mystery]

hey girl!!! again, congrats on 2k, u deserve it!!! 💗🫶

for ur sleepover !!!! i was wondering if you could list some nsfw (and sfw if u wanna!) headcanons you have for joel? 👀🩷

Becca my sweet angel ily <3

NSFW HEADCANONS

That man is so into spanking and more specifically into using the belt on you, jesus christ. He'd make you count how many he's done so far and when you lose count he'd start over. He bites during sex idc idc idc. Whether it's your ear or your shoulder or your nipples, he bites. He loves leaving bite marks all over you to see what he's done. If you ask him nicely he'll let you be the one in charge. He'll let you be on top and ride him, choke him, make him whimper and beg you to slow down riding him because he doesn't want to cum yet but you don't slow down at all, making him stuff you full of his cum and you get yourself off while he's still half hard inside you. (This one is no outbreak AU!) His phone would be fiiiiiiiiiilled with dirty sexting messages you send back and forth to each other, especially if he's out of town doing work in the next town over or gone for a few days somewhere. We all know Joel Miller is a man of his word, so whatever he texts that he's gonna do to you, you can trust and believe he means it. He's a sucker for eating pussy. His face would be shoved into it as he's pulling you down on his face, moving you back and forth to ride his tongue. His mouth would suck on your clit so good you're stomach would feel like there's a fire growing inside. His morning routine is exactly this: sex, shower, coffee, off to work. Whenever morning sex occurred, he was guaranteed an even better day than he normally would have, because the slow and sloppy and such intimate moment with you drives him crazy, he fiends for morning sex. Joel miller is a boob guy. Nipples in his mouth and getting you to almost cum from just sucking and licking your nipples? Yes fucking please.

SFW HEADCANONS

He'd always come out in the room you were in at the moment and ask you if his outfit matches, what shoes should he wear, etc. Not because he was insecure, he just wanted to look good for you and himself. Always taking the same shifts with you in Jackson so you can be with him and he can keep an eye on you? Yes, absolutely. He would teach you how to play darts at the bar so everyone there knew how cool you were, of course it'd be a makeshift dart board but nonetheless everyone in Jackson thought you were a badass. You can count on Joel to always be staring at you. If you're in a group setting and you're talking about something you're super passionate about, you can bet your ass he's staring at you with a grin plastered on his face. Nose kissies as you drift off to sleep and he'd tell you how he wished on stars like a fool for you. SHUT UP TAKE MY PHONE-

#joel miller x reader #joel miller smut #joel miller #pedro pascal #joel miller x you #the last of us #dbf!joel #joel miller headcanon #joel miller hbo #mail ♡ ྀ received #chaotic mystery 2k celebration ! ❥ #joel miller fluff

[martyrbat]

dc holiday special (2017)

*puts on my scholar glasses* is the cookie tiny or are his hands gigantic?

#tiny cookie is tragic but funny but big hands can go from hot to dangerous if you ask to get fingered. #god forbid a misunderstanding in being fisted.... (his strap is still in the mail but hes eager to service top while waiting) #one of my favorite miscellaneous details of clark is he has a strong sweet tooth #like he loves cookies and doughnuts. he has chocolates on his desk. in action comics 434 his downfall was literally eating a mystery box #of chocolates and in the next issue he buys girl scout chocolates while depressed and thinking he has to exile himself #its not a very jarring or overdone theme (thank god) but its so funny when you notice it #same with lois just fucking loving a hot dog in two separate comics #anyways. big man or tiny cookie? #also link is to a post where i transcribed the entire little comic btw.... it's a cute one ...... #c: dc holiday special (2017) #crypt's panels #clark kent

[softcarebears]

crushes are basically like unsolved mystery/murder cases...they got you pacing around in your room like sherlock homes and the only way you can find out who the suspect is if you confess your feelings to them ♡.

#girlblogging #heart locket♡。·˚˚· #crushes #lovecore #crush culture #romance #mystery #spilled thoughts #love thoughts #crushcore #softie rants｡°(°.◜ᯅ◝°)°｡ #shitposting #shitpost #love mail #text post

[dracononite]

Pelipper Post Office 📮

today’s the last day to pledge to my Patreon to get these goodies in the mail! these turned out so perfect, I’m in love with the postcards

#my art #patreon #mail rewards #patreon rewards #pokemon #pokemon mystery dungeon #stickers #postcard #dragonite #pelipper #smeargle #delibird #stamps #post office #merch

[skunkes]

WAIT TALON LOSES HIS WRINKLAGE WHEB HES FED?

Yeas ^_^ talon was turned when he was like 29 but even then he had a youthful/baby face. His default form looks something like dis (im still figuring it out, i dont draw him Young often for character reasons)

he doesn't like that he never gets to age, mostly after experiencing abuse under the assumption that he was even younger than he looks, so he forgoes feeding (the vampiric fountain of youth) so he can look old all the time to feel safer, be taken seriously etc (dis is also why he always looks uncomfortable when i draw him Unwrinkled, he feels unguarded and exposed)

He could just shapeshift to look however he wants when he's fed but it means needing to feed more often, he likes his Aged appearance to feel "Natural" and also well. Punishing himself, because sometimes disordered eating and other behaviors that can and do stem from abuse are just like that

#oc text #plucked directly from the 2 unsettling times in my life i had guys hit on me and be #disappointed that i wasnt actually um extremely underaged. lol. lol. lol. #the rest is all unique to him #anonymous #skunk mail #and also why when i draw him fed he's always wearing big clothess and he doesnt wear lipstick which is usually #the only thing talon does to put effort into his appearance #i actually genuinely still dont know how talon feels about his old body #which is why i keep putting him in long sleeved clothes with multiple layers even when hes Old #i used to draw him more in revealing clothing but that whole area is enshrouded in mystery to me rn #bc idk his true feelings on it

[loveualottie]

#jrwi #just roll with it #jrwi one shots #jrwi paradise chronicles #jrwi monster control service #jrwi murder mystery #jrwi snail mail #do we still do polls ? i never log on anymore #this is self serving btw these are all my favourites #if you pick chase tho I am terrified of you #ceej original

[sincerely-sofie]

Is this why Ark won't straight up confess?

Oh my WORD I'd forgotten I made a meme of that. Long story short, yeah! Pretty much!

There's a cut (but still canonical) scene this is based on early in The Present is a Gift where Ark, sans memories, basically says he's very fond of Twig and he's happy he met her and is able to call her a friend. Twig doesn't straight up tell him she'll slide him a fifty if he never says that again in the original scene, but she gets VERY noticeably uncomfortable and he permanently backs off on the Words of Affirmation front.

After that, he has this lingering fear that she'll react the same way if he were ever to propose a romantic relationship, and so his ex-villain brain constantly comes up with elaborate schemes that minimize emotional risks and have Twig make the first move in response to actions he takes that may or may not be interpreted as platonic or perhaps something more, therefore shifting all risks off of himself in the process.

TL;DR--- Man's scared of rejection and has masterminded a situation in which Twig is the only one to risk direct rejection, therefore guaranteeing success... If she wasn't an idiot and would pick up on his hints.

#Darkrai may be a genius but he's also dumb #Twig is just dumb. 100%. and she's getting dumber. #“Ark help I keep getting letters in the mail that I can't read because they're written in cursive and I can't even manage print” #“... you don't know how to read c---? OKAY ACTUALLY PLS NEVER LEARN I'LL JUST GO BURN THOSE FOR YOU.” #He's trying. He's trying so hard. #When will he learn that Twig's braincells will never return from the war #the present is a gift au #sofie answers asks #pmd2 #pmd eos #pmd explorers #pmd sky #pmd #pokémon mystery dungeon #pmd darkrai

[onioneyez]

The garbage blown into my yard has just learned that insults are a thing but is not yet there on the execution

#perplexing hate mail game #but also a giant mystery #why would someone need to know something was beige? #onion’s nighttime thoughts

[larrylimericks]

16Feb23

Wake up, gays, we’re back in stunt hell; There’s a film and an image to sell, So a new stunt unfurls, Same old shit, different girl— Hey, DM, who’s Lou’s blonde personnel?

#larry #louis #louis tomlinson #stunts #in which we wait for the daily mail to reveal louis tomlinson’s mystery blonde #pap photos started appearing on UAs of louis and a young blonde person #there was a brief hope that maybe it was a music connection #but then we got walloped with pics of them holding hands #so I’m assuming we’re back in stunt town #after 40 glorious beard-free days #can’t wait for the details #did they meet at an LA house party? #why can louis go out with oli 9 days a week and they’re never papped? #you know why #i know I’m in error assuming a gender #but if they actually let louis stunt with someone non-binary i’d be thrilled #she seems really really young #which is giving ick #their stunt debut is a cosplay coffee date #he’s in a vintage black sabbath tee #she’s in metallica #just let them be gay #limerick-lt #february 16 #2023 #damn this fandom is fast #apparently she’s an LA “model” #sofie nyvang #lol she even tagged metallica in her story today #leaving little breadcrumbs so we could confirm

[chiropteracupola]

one day one of these weird newspaper clippings I get in the mail is going to be the inciting incident to a fun adventure

but that day is unfortunately not today

#(it is not a mystery of who is mailing these to me it is my mother)

[charlie-artlie]

this happens to me like. every day.

#fnaf #charlie chatterbox #please god free me #help me to make better financial decisions 😔🙏 #i just get #obsessed with a new weird niche fnaf merch item every day and like #make it my mission to track it down and own it #i dont need these things. i dont need to be doing this #this is from the grab n go mystery packs made by phatmojo i believe? anyway ive got two in the mail #now im getting obsessed with the snaps figures #i didnt realize it has actually been a blessing that every other fandom ive been in has had like. no official merch up to this point #home/stuck vld ok/ko tma NO MERCH #there is some sort of addicting chemical in receiving a little totem of your blorbo in the mail…. #and just putting them on your desk and staring at them #if they ever release any gr bonnie merch im literally doomed #because anything they release ill have to buy a freddy buddy for him #and if i get a freddy well i should have a monty too to complete the polycule #but then it’d be fucked up not to get chica and roxy……. #and at that point i should also get the vanny to have the whole set and lets be real the vanny piece is usually the best one in any lot anyw