#mystery solved

[chungleallthewaydown]

#are you my dad? #he finally fucking nailed it #mystery solved #he IS HIS OWN DAD #slow clap #i’m so proud of him #hoot growl #gorgug thistlespring #daddy issues #the bad kids #fantasy high #freshman year #dimension 20 #d20 #dropout tv

[salad-006]

SOUND THE EDDSWORLD ALARMS

I HAVE MADE A BREAKTHROUGH

After hours of strenuous and meticulous research, I have found the most solid explaination for Tom's eyes

My magnum opus

And here , ladies and gentleman ,is my proof

FACT NUMBER ONE: TOM DOES NOT HAVE EYEBALLS

We are given several signs his sockets are empty, these being the most prominent ones

In 25ft under the seat he goes to proclaim "Life flashing before my eyes!" However stops before the final word, implying there are no eyes there to be flashed

In Zanta Claws II he receives a set of eyeballs, which he sticks inside his already empty sockets

In spares the clones of Tom have their eyeballs completely removed.

I do not need to explain

FACT NUMBER TWO: SOMETHING IS IN THERE.

Despite proof his sockets are empty, we are given scenes that would suggest otherwise. For example the intro to Moviemakers, where he presses his face against the glass and we can see something squish up against it

However the most important example of this is in Hammer & Fail part 2, where Tom attempts to rub his eyes only for them to sink in when pressure is applied

Obviously regular eyes cant physically do this, this would only happen if there was some sort of thin layer in front of an empty space

For example, a set of inner eyelids.

CONCLUSION: TOM IS A LIZARD PERSON.

The only logical explaination is these inner eyelids that can be opened or closed whenever he wants. (This would also explain why he can consistently touch his 'eyes' without any sort of discomfort, and why his they seem to stick out like eyeballs most of the time)

I have done it.

I have solved the greatest mystery of eddsworld

#they call me mr eddsworld #for hire #Eddsworld #eddsworld tom #tom eddsworld #ew tom #toms eyes #MYSTERY SOLVED #eddsworld theory #eddsworld fanart #eddsworld art

[grim-has-issues]

my favorite part of gba’s writing is how he continuously asserts that albus can never be and will never be in a “traditional romance”.

when he lives in his own ideal world, he lives in a world void of the woman he claims to love. the only relationship he cares to really cultivate is the one with his family, more specifically his brother.

Even in the non-canon ending of BW, the relationship between albus and faithful is very hedonistic. While he prioritizes the safety of faith and the kids, he stays distant and his non-sexual affection/intimacy is small.

its almost like he cant express himself without the sacrifice of his body and skill.

almost like no one ever taught him.

like he never had the chance.

like no one ever did that to him.

#wanna know why? #because he hasnt #thats why #boom #mystery solved #albus is an incredibly damaged man demon child wtv #and he is like 34 #and has yet to have lived #he only lives by the orders of others #despite how he claims he is independent #that he is free #but he will never be free from himself #and someone else #👀👀👀 #the perfect soldier #the perfect dog #asmr roleplay #good boy audios #goodboyaudios #escaped audios #audio rp #gba bastard warrior #gba albus #fandom

[javelinbk]

John Lennon be like...

#as meatloaf said #two out of three ain’t bad #mystery solved #paul you could have fixed everything if you'd just given him a cuddle afterwards #such a shame you're a... checks notes... northern man #sorry cyn #for the record I'd love to chat with you #and it's his fault you gave up your career #john lennon #john and paul #john and yoko

[sunnysideprincess]

Natasha: Tony has a thing for bad boys.

Steve: Got it.

-later-

Tony: Who's putting coffee grounds in the disposal?

#mystery solved #tony stark #stevetony #steve rogers #stony #superhusbands #natasha romanofff

[creative-soul-22]

Ayo Crowley get over here I know you're the doctor in Doctor Who!

@crowleytheserpentofeden

@aziraphaletheang3l

Dr. Who?

Dr. Crowley!

#mystery solved #he even has the crowley hairdo #and traits of red die in his hair... #David looks like he is coming straight from the gomens set #david tennant

[captivatedbycillianmurphy]

Mystery solved!

#mystery solved #cillian murphy #necklace #gypsy Tommy

[p-redux]

I'm getting a lot of questions about the blue bikini woman seen in the video on the boat with Sam Heughan and friends a few days ago in Marina Del Rey/Los Angeles. I'll summarize the INFO I have so far in this post and add reblogs here as I get more...

It is definitely this woman named Susie Nicole. Her last name is Evans. But she is NOT Susie Evans, who was a contestant on the show The Bachelor. I repeat, it is not Susie Evans from The Bachelor. 👇 This Susie is a different Susie.

Here is what I found out...in no particular order. I was sent a an IG story screencap of her wearing the same scarf as the screencap from the boat video. So, that's more confirmation it's her in the boat video with Sam. She seems to be living in Austin, Texas. She lived in Dallas, Texas before that. She loves L.A. and Miami. Was in Miami a few months ago, was also in Mexico City. It's definitely her in the video on the boat with Sam. She is into fitness and has a lot of pics on her account working out. She does crossfit, lifts weights, cycling, etc. She is fit and petite. She has the obligatory gusband, gay husband aka gay bff. I don't see any pics of a current boyfriend. She and Sam don't mutually follow. And we know that unless Sam was already following a woman and then they decided to date, he no longer follows women he dates. That was the case with his previous dates: Anna Modler, now Dier, and Monika Clarke. Yesterday, she posted an IG story from the beach in Santa Monica, with a view of the Santa Monica Pier. Someone else said she posted from the hotel Shutters On The Beach, and we know Sam loves that hotel. I do too. it's the perfect beach hotel.

I'm not saying they're dating, but I don't see her having a connection to any MPC people or anyone on the boat in that video, and Sam had just been in Texas, maybe they met there. Or found each other on the celeb dating app, Raya, and she joined him in L.A. Who knows...But I'll keep you posted if I find out anything else.

Just for fun, what are we thinking about their couple name? #samusie 🤗❤️

#sam heughan #samheughan #susie nicole #susie_ev #los angeles #marina del rey #boat #blue bikini #mystery woman #mystery solved #austin #texas #dallas #miami #mexico #city #mpc #fit and petite #samusie #shutters on the beach #santa monica #raya #anna modler #anna dier #monika clarke

[chasing-posts]

EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP. I MIGHT JUST SOLVED ONE OF NARUTO'S GREATEST MYSTERIES.

WHO ARE ROCK LEE'S PARENTS!!! SPECIFICALLY, WHO IS HIS FATHER!!!

AND NO IT IS NOT MIATO GAI. BUT HE WAS KEY IN FIGURING OUT HIS TRUE IDENTITY.

FIRST SOME VITAL INFORMATION: MIATO GAI WAS ABOUT 26-27 AT THE START OF NARUTO. ROCK LEE WAS ABOUT 13-14.

WHICH MEANS GAI WAS ABOUT 25 WHEN HE FIRST MET LEE, WHERE LEE WAS 12-13.

25-12=13! PLUS 9 MONTHS COULD MAKE IT 14.

WHAT HAPPENED WHEN GAI WAS 13-14 YEARS OLD?!?!

MIATO DAI'S DEATH!!!

MIATO DAI WHO WAS 35 YEARS OLD, HAD A PENCHANT FOR SNEAKING OUT AT NIGHT. AND FOR MAKING SONS WHO LOOKED EXACTLY. LIKE. HIM

WHICH MEANS HE HAD THE TIME TO CREATE ONE MORE LOVE CHILD BEFORE HIS PASSING, LIKE HE DID WITH GAI.

AND THAT CHILD WAS ROCK. FUCKING. LEE.

MAITO GAI ISN'T ROCK LEE'S FATHER. HE'S HIS BROTHER!!!

LEE IS PROBABLY HIS MOTHER'S SURNAME BECAUSE DAI DIED BEFORE HE WAS BORN!!! IT ALL MAKES SENSE!!!

METAL LEE IS THE NEXT IN LINE OF THE FAMILY TREE

#might guy #naruto #maito gai #naruto shippuden #Boruto #naruto secrets #mystery #mystery solved #rock lee #metal lee #maito dai #maito dui #might die #TELL EVERYONE

[blamemma]

wasn't he the face of/sponsored by some medical esthetic place or something like that?

the way this felt like breaking news to me when i read all of these and then a simple google search brings up this

good for him!! he went straight to london from abu dhabi and got some fresh procedures so that he looked cute for his reunion with simon rennie we later found out about xx

#mystery solved #dr #anon #asks

[scriptedencryptid]

Mystery solved!

Thanks to @frosted-woods-art

Turns out it was on the wiki the whole time.

#Mystery solved #six of crows #shadow and bone #shadow and bone netflix #there goes 3 hours of my time #I only figured out like… 2 letters

[ephemerasnape]

#mystery solved #this is canon now #Victor rookwood headcanons #victor rookwood

[everything-is-as-it-was]

Which Bubble Tea place did the boys order from?

Asked no one, ever. And yet, I know. I have The Knowledge.

It's called Ding Tea Angel in London there ya go they have 4.5 stars on Google

#mystery solved #there was no mystery #but damnit if i just created one #and solved it #dan and phil #dnp #phil lester #dan howell #dapg #dan and phil games

[icouldntfindquiet]

Joy found the B&W video but if anyone has the full colored version, let me know! I wanted him to be sneaking around but alas, there was a normal reason. 😂

1 // 2 // 3 (at 2:50)

#posting in case anyone else was curious #or maybe it’s just me 😂 #van mccann #mystery solved

[tmntxthings]

hellooo not sure if anyone still remembers me ?? cause its been a while but this is thegreat-aristurtle :-) i havent been on tumblr in a veryy long time and i deleted my old acc mainly because i wasnt super into rottmnt anymore </3 this is from my new account where i do not post at all and im only here to view things LOL

anywayy this is very random but i just wanted to come and say hi! i was talking 2 my friend about my old rottmnt x reader blog and got the urge to go back and see if i could remember the username... which i got from a fics recs list you made ages ago (i could not remember my own user for the life of me😭). very sweet by the way !! the search also came up with posts after i deleted my acc, where you + @.marwhoa + some anons were wondering where i was. i did Not realise i was being missed!!! 😭😭 the posts were from back in 2023 but i got hit with a wave of nostalgia and thought maybe i should reach out even if just to say hello, since i remember everyone being so sweet <3

there is a small chance my blog may return (i think im getting back into rottmnt? not sure) but it would have to be on a brand new blog without my old works </3

this is getting long so i will wrap it up here🙏 talk to you all soon (maybe??) :-)

omigosh hellooooo!!!! so so good to hear from you dearest aristurtle! You have been greatly missed!! I was so curious as to what happened, the mystery is finally solved c:

oh this is so exciting, whatever you decide ofc that is what will be but I’d love the chance to read your writing if u wanted to get back into it again!! thank you so much for reaching out!!! I rlly do hope to hear from you soon!!

@marwhoa !!!!!! XD

#thegreat-aristurtle #mystery solved #good news #yayyyyy #hello there #<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3 #tmnt fandom #rottmnt fandom #writers #marloweeeeeeee #look look look

[bunnies-and-sunshine]

Who could’ve done this?!

River:  Someone stole my food!

Me:  It was you.  You're standing on it right now.

River:  I'm sure this is Mr. Giraffe's fault somehow.

#bunny #elder bun #mystery solved #it was you all along #river the bunny