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Zeus: Bro-

Hera: No, no, hold up, rewind.

Hera: My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me bro??

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Gods as literature out of context

Hades

Zeus

Poseidon

Apollo

Dionysus

Athena

Ares

Thanatos

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Zeus: What are you in the mood for?

Hera: World domination.

Zeus: That's a bit ambitious.

Hera: You are my world.

Zeus: Aww...

Hera:

Zeus:

Hera:

Zeus: OH.

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Zeus: You have to apologize to them Hera.

Hera: Fine! But I must warn you that this might make me a better, nicer person and that is NOT the person you fell in love with!

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Kronos, sweating: Rhea, there’s something I need to ask you-

Rhea: Finally! You’re proposing!

Kronos: How’d you know?

Rhea: Kronos, you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner.

Rhea: I even picked it up once.

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[mythologymadness]

Hera: Are you ready to commit?

Zeus: Like, a crime or a relationship?

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Hestia: I’ve never smoked marijuana. I ate a brownie once at a party. It was intense. It was kind of indescribable. I felt like I was floating. Turns out there was no pot in the brownie. It was just an insanely good brownie.

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Hera: I just had a long talk with Zeus and Athena about hitting and now they are yelling “it’s my turn to perpetuate the cycle of violence” before hitting each other

#vans: this is funny as hell but consider- athena and poseidon perpuating the cycle of violence #hyde: vans you bloddy genius you're right why didn't i think of that #muse hyde #hera #zeus #athena #greek gods #greek goddesses #greek mythology #incorrect greek gods #incorrect greek mythology #incorrect mythology #mytholoqueue #original

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Hera: I scare people a lot because I walk very softly and they don't hear me enter rooms. So when they turn around, I'm just kind of there and their fear fuels me.

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POV: you are Tros, father of Ganymede

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[mythologymadness]

Hebe: i want my mommy!

Zeus: i want your mommy too

#eden: ……. this was hyde wasn���t it (affectionate) #hyde:........yeah it was def me i don't remember writing this tho #muse hyde #hebe #zeus #hera #zeus x hera #hera x zeus #greek gods #greek goddesses #greek mythology #incorrect greek gods #incorrect greek mythology #incorrect mythology #mytholoqueue #original

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Hera: We both look very handsome tonight.

Zeus: You know, if you'd just said that I looked handsome, I would have said, "So do you."

Hera: I couldn't take that chance

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Hera: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.

Zeus: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.

Hera: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??

Zeus: Is it working?

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the snow queen is so wholesome. love that story. one of two best friends is cursed by a shard of magic mirror to see and feel everything beautiful to be hideous? other best friend cures him by being the cutest, most loving bff there ever was and melting his ice cold heart? fuck yeah.

#love how the snow queen isnt even really a total villain either #she just kind of has the kid in her palace #and doesnt really try to stop the other one from rescuing him #kai and gerda most wholesome besties award #the snow queen #folklore #muse des #mytholoqueue

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if youre named ivan and youre a protagonist in a russian folktale, i am so sorry but things are going to get bad really quick

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[mythologymadness]

Athena: I think I just figured something out. I got to go.

Hera: Aren't you forgetting something?

Athena: Uuh...*hesitantly kisses Hera's forehead before running out.*

Hera: No, pay your bill! Damn, who raised you?

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