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wwdits-kink-meme · 1 month

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Nadja/Jenna - seduction lessons. In s1e8, Nadja is trying to help baby vamp Jenna figure out her special power, and she pretends to be a human man and asks Jenna to try to seduce her, which Jenna fails epically at. So maybe they should switch places - Jenna pretends to be a prospective human victim, while Nadja uses every trick in the book to seduce her. Jenna obviously gets incredibly hot and bothered by this, and Nadja enjoys using Jenna’s obvious crush to tease her. Up to you if it ends with blushing Jenna and smug Nadja or if they fuck nasty! If they do, Nadja floating and holding Jenna up against the wall while fucking her could be a way to further wow Jenna with her vampire coolness :-)

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#wwdits #wwdits kink meme #kink meme #writing prompt #wlw #nadja x jenna #nadjenna #seduction #wall sex #flying sex #top nadja #bottom jenna

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thatbigplanet · 10 months

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rewatching wwdits and im immediately getting nadja x jenna brainrot

#wwdits #nadja wwdits #jenna wwdits #nadja x jenna #IDEK WHY. JUST. THEM.

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derangedwifenadja · 1 year

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Rewatching S1 at work and I'm losing my MIND over the Nadja/Jenna height difference........ Nadja isn't even that tall (5'6" ish? She must be in heels cus Beanie is 5'4") but look at them

#sorry for the weird screencaps i was legit just taking screenshots on my phone at work #nadja of antipaxos #wwdits #Nadja x jenna #tbf......... i love them as just like a cute lil duo more than as a couple #like to me this is mama nadja (the only time she's ever been maternal) and her sweet tiny vampire baby #especially with the height difference #god i wish i had a hot vampire lady 6 inches taller than me to mentor me #(im 5'8")#also jennas pink raincoat im so.......

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vulpes-atlantic · 1 year

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A canon ship I like: Stops being canon Me: Ok, I acknowledge it, it's canon, it happened, it's probably permanent. Also me: So yeah they never broke up and they lived happily ever after and everything is all good and happy between them-

#starmora #house x cuddy #wandavision #Nadja x jenna #-as like a poly thing cuz its wwdits

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sweetdollfromhell · 2 years

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#what we do in the shadows #wwdits fx #nandor #nadja of antipaxos #laszlo cravensworth #colin robinson #guillermo de la cruz #jenna wwdits #sean wwdits #nandor x guillermo #nadja x laszlo #nadja x jenna #lgbtq

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jesuschristt-thatsaprettyface · 7 days

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all i need from season 6 is a sean/laszlo kiss and for nadja to fuck a woman and for nandermo to become canon….. is that too much to ask??

#AND for Jenna to come back #wwdits #nandermo #laszlo x sean #nadja of antipaxos #wwdits season 6 #mine

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the-bluest-blue-in-the-universe · 2 years

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Wow she really said it

#i can't stop myself #morbius memes got me #I've been morbed #meme #oc meme #what we do in the shadows #jenna #nandor x guillermo #laszlo x nadja

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witchthewriter · 9 months

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do you have any headcannons about nadja of antipaxos with a shy girlfriend?? do you think she would tease them alot(especially during sex), would she be really soft around them, or how would she try to help them come out of their shell?

𝐍𝐚𝐝𝐣𝐚 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐬𝐡𝐲 𝐬/𝐨:

⤷ female, ambiguous race, and any size reader. Requests are open, thank you for reading!

Warnings: violence, blood, swearing, 🔞18+ talk so no minors please!

ᴹᵃˢᵗᵉʳˡᶤˢᵗ

𝑁𝑆𝐹𝑊 🔞 thank you for your question!

ENTJ

Slytherin

Chaotic Neutral

Scorpio Sun, Sagittarius Moon, Scorpio Rising

・What your question reminds me of is Jenna back in season 1 where Nadja sees her being bullied and goes 'She's gonna make those motherfuckers pay' (obviously not in those exact words as I cannot remember)

・And then without thinking she makes Jenna into a vampire so she can get her revenge

・But I think Nadja has a part of her that's soft for girls that are outsiders, or forgotten about or deemed unworthy.

・She would definitely help the girl/young woman come out of her shell. Either by changing them into a vampire (if they so desire), because that would definitely be her first option in helping you

・Then she would bring a piece of parchment, an inkpot and quill - and ask about what scares you. After writing it down, she would go and experience your fears with you

・I don't think she would tease you, not until you have spent a lot of time together. I'm talking like a couple months to years. Because she knows it would be cruel to tease someone who isn't confident give tit for tat.

・But when you have sex, she does like to tease you, to make you beg for what you want. She likes to hear it.

・Nadja would flirt with you here and there throughout your time together

・But when she keeps on seeing you, there's this tension that would start building

・And her playfulness starts to dissipate and transform into lust

・She would try to keep it from you but it would be way too obvious with her comments about how good you look or how nice you smell

・And obviously you ... have the same feelings ... so you give the same comments. And for a while, it's a sort of cat and mouse game.

・And then one day, she just ... pounced on you. And with as much vigor, you reciprocated.

・Being around Nadja just gives you this extra confidence.

・If you stayed human, then she would be into blood play - sucking a little of your blood from your neck and kissing you

・She's obsessed with your smell and the way your body moves when you're together

・She could smell you from a mile away

・Oh and she would LOVE public sex. She has absolutely no shame. Because she can get away with anything and everything.

・There are no limits with Nadja; she can help you to transform into the person you want to be easily

𝑹𝒆𝒍𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒑 𝑻𝒓𝒐𝒑𝒆𝒔

Curious and Wide-Eyed x Has Seen Everything, Thinks It’s Cute

Literal Angel (You) x Smooth Devil (Nadja)

Cold Hearted (Nadja) x The One Who Makes Them Soft (You)

𝑹𝒐𝒎𝒂𝒏𝒕𝒊𝒄 𝑷𝒍𝒐𝒕 𝑻𝒓𝒐𝒑𝒆

Older Woman Woos Younger Woman

𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒎𝒆 𝑺𝒐𝒏𝒈

Living Dead Girl by Rob Zombie

#witchthewriter #headcanons #nadja smut #nadja x you #nadja headcanons #nadja x reader #nadja of antipaxos #nadja wwdits #guillermo #nandor #wwdits fx #what we do in the shadows #what we do in the shadows headcanons #witch the writer's headcanons

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beansprean · 2 months

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*definition: low on fan content, but too well-known or referenced to be a true rarepair. Canon ships like Colin x Evie or Sean x Charmaine not included.

Rarepair Poll - Threatenedpair Poll

#wwdits #poll #ship poll #guiderek #nadjilith #coliermo #collermo #mardjinn #nadjmaine #mlm #wlw #what we do in the shadows #what we do in the shadows fx #not art

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lottieslesbiancurtains · 6 days

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nadja of antipaxos x f!vamp!reader

(nadja is still married to laszlo, reader is nadja’s gf)

• she’s not big on fluffy PDA, so moments where it’s just the two of you and bonding over something is like a warm hug for the both of you

• she definitely sired you! the second she saw you she couldn’t keep her fangs away, she couldn’t resist you

• she LOVES having another girl around the house! she also loves the fact that you happen to be her gf too teehee

• ranting about laszlo is lowkey a daily occurrence. she’ll rant, say how much she loves you both, and then you’ll fuck!

• it’s canon that she sires powerful offspring (jenna being able to TURN INVISIBLE??) so you definitely have some cool vampire power that she loves showing off like “hey this is my girlfriend, i sired her. she’s so powerful! we r gonna kiss now”

• you’re ALWAYS defending her to the boys, we all know she’s the most powerful vampire in that house, sometimes she just needs another voice echoing her opinions and that’s okay!

• helping her run nadjas and helping her with the math on how much money is a little too much to launder (bc she’s 500+ years old and “math ain’t like it used to be honey”)

• helping her with corsets! laszlo was NO help.

• sometimes you feel a little guilty about yours and nadjas relationship. sometimes you feel second to laszlo and other times you feel like you’re separating them. but nadja is CONSTANTLY reassuring you that isn’t the case (and so is laszlo!)

• being besties w guillermo and/or laszlo (i don’t make the rules)

• insults your outfits (in a jokey way hehe) bc her fashion sense is superior

nsfw!

• SWITCHHHH but MAJOR dom. LOVES being in control. tbh she loves being in control of everything in her life but ESPECIALLY during sex

• she loves undressing you slowly, gently.

• major boobs woman

• the strap is like her favourite thing ever. constantly talking about how she doesn’t know what she did without it.

• encourages you to sleep with other people too (only if you’re comfy) because she’s very confident in that you will always love her and come back to her

• HICKEYSSSS. guillermo once made a joke about you ‘sleeping with a vampire’ and then realised…!

• did i say she loves boobs? because she LOVES them.

• overstimulation is a MAJOR kink of hers

• ^ so is quickies lols

#nadja x reader #nadja of antipaxos #nadja of antipaxos x reader #wwdits #what we do in the shadows #nadja what we do in the shadows #nadja wwdits

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cookinguptales · 1 year

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wwdits tarot meta masterpost

Hi! This is a masterpost of all my WWDITS tarot meta posts along with a little FAQ about the project!

All 22 Major Arcana (and a brief post about the Minor Arcana) are now complete and on tumblr. Each card has gotten a character or theme from the show, and I've used the themes of the tarot to delve into my thoughts about each one.

I also talk about the meaning and imagery of each card, and how I would change that imagery to reflect the character I've assigned to it.

Basically, I designed a WWDITS tarot deck! But I did it by rambling about the characters for several thousand words. I hope you enjoy!

The Posts

0. The Fool (Sean) I. The Magician (The Djinn) II. The High Priestess (Lilith) III. The Empress (The Sire) IV. The Emperor (The Baron) V. The Hierophant (The Guide) VI. The Lovers (Laszlo, Nadja, Guillermo, and Nandor) VII. The Chariot (Laszlo Cravensworth) VIII. Strength (Nadja of Antipaxos) IX. The Hermit (Nandor the Relentless) X. The Wheel of Fortune (........the BBT slot machine) XI. Justice (The Vampiric Council and/or Wellington Paranormal) XII. The Hanged Man (Jackie Daytona) XIII. Death (Colin Robinson) XIV. Temperance (Derek) XV. The Devil (The Hat) XVI. The Tower (Simon the Devious) XVII. The Star (Marwa) XVIII. The Moon (Jenna and Gail) XIX. The Sun (Jan) XX. Judgement (Guillermo de la Cruz) XXI. The World (ancestral soil and graveyard dirt)

The Minor Arcana

What is this project?

Well, I'm a giant nerd about both tarot and What We Do In The Shadows, so why not combine the two? I studied the history, ethnography, and popular interpretations of tarot when I was in college and still do readings for fun. So I'm going to be approaching this from more of an academic POV than a spiritual one, but that's still fun, right? (Right??)

Anyway, I love writing overly complicated meta posts about WWDITS, too, so that's how I've decided to go about this. Each post is about a different card from the Major Arcana, and will contain what I've chosen to represent it, my reasoning, some thoughts about the character/object in question, and ideas about card imagery.

Some questions I've been asked:

Are you making a deck?

No, I am primarily a writer, scholar, and overthinker. I'm not good at visual art. lmao

Can I make a deck based on these ideas?

Yes! I'd love to see what you come up with. Just please credit me and include a link if you intend to use my ideas.

Can I produce a deck based on these ideas and sell it?

Um. Contact me, okay? We'll talk about it.

Why did you choose [X]?

If you want to know about my reasoning for any of these decisions, please feel free to send me an ask. I am always happy to ramble about this stuff.

Do you do tarot card readings?

Once every month or two I open up my askbox to tarot readings. So if you keep an eye out, yes. They're just for fun, though.

You studied the history of witchcraft in college?

look okay it's fine

I think that's everything. I have already thought about this a ridiculous amount, so I already know how I wish to assign all the cards. I plan on posting one of these every few days until I'm through with the Major Arcana, then I'll probably just do a brief overview of the Minor Arcana. As long as y'all keep reading them, I'll keep posting them.

(and if you don't want to see them anymore, please block #wwdits tarot)

#wwdits tarot #wwdits tag

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peonyblossom · 9 months

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Book: Crimes of Passion II Pairing(s): Olivia Nevrakis x nb!MC (Jenna Rose) Words: 1,179 Rating: Teen+ (just to be safe) Warnings: Knives (obvi, it's Olivia /lh) Summary: When Olivia pulls Jenna away at Trystan's recoronation ball, Jenna can't stop themself from flirting. -OR- A rewrite of Book 2 Chapter 7 Diamond Scene with Olivia in the garden. A/N: Some dialogue and narration belongs to Pixelberry Studios. The sexual chemistry between Olivia and MC in this scene was INSANE so I had to rewrite it.

The wind is cold as it bites at Jenna’s skin in the rempty royal garden Olivia has led them to. It takes them a moment to adjust to the change in temperature, the ballroom they were just in being quite warm with the intense lighting and many, many bodies. Once Jenna’s body has aclimated to the new atmosphere, they realize they are quite a few paces behind Olivia and rush to catch up as she strolls along the rectangular stone path.

“We’re free to speak here. I swept the area for recording devices earlier,” Olivia says in a low tone as soon as Jenna catches up to her.

“But the Royal Guard can still see us,” Jenna points out, probably out of paranoia. It’s so hard for them to trust anyone in Drakovia, let alone anyone tied to the royal family.

“I’m a power-hungry, unmarried duchess and you’re a famous American detective with an ensemble to rival the princex themself. There are several conclusions they could draw that don’t involve espionage,” Olivia responds, her lips turning up in a smirk.

“Oh? And what conclusions might those be?” Jenna flirts. They know exactly what kind of conclusions Olivia is referring to, but just to hear her say it…

“Are you playing dumb as a way to flirt with me? Because you should know I like my potential flings to be much smarter than that.”

Jenna laughs lightly. “Not interested in teaching me?” They ask coyly. “I have a feeling there’s a lot I could learn from you.”

Olivia and Jenna stop walking and instead turn to face each other. “Oh, there is plenty I could teach you. Starting with the invitation to a secure channel I already sent you.” Olivia resumes her quick-paced walking, once again leaving Jenna scrambling to catch up. As they do, they pull out their phone and see a notification to download the file Olivia sent them.

They quickly read over the dossier on The Drakovian Act for Heir Equity, disappointed there isn’t more, “This is all of it?” Jenna frowns.

“As adorable as that pout is, stop it. That’s all we have on file. Fortunately for you, I was close to both Juliana and Nadja, so I know a few finer details.” The two continue strolling through the gardens, their hands brushing together at their sides, as they try to keep their faces open and jovial so as not to raise any suspicion. By all accounts, any onlookers wouldn’t assume espionage.

Jenna asks all the questions they could come up with about the Act and what they learned from the dossier, gaining some vital intel. By the time they come to the end of the garden loop, the wheels are turning in Jenna’s mind as they try to piece everything together.

“So, what you’re telling me is the Act was stalled long before Juliana was killed,” Jenna clarifies, making sure they got all the pieces put together in the right way.

“Yes,” Olivia responds firmly, bringing butterflies to Jenna’s stomach. Whether from fear or attraction, they couldn’t quite tell. “Sebastyan hated Trystan, Nadja felt betrayed… and Juliana was stubborn. She wouldn’t give up Trystan or her voice in the Act’s legislation.”

“So Juliana was in the way. That seems like a decent enough motive for someone to kill her.”

“I doubt Nadja would have gone to those lengths. After all, she stopped because she hated the idea of crossing a line.”

Jenna continues asking Olivia anything and everything they can think of that might help them in their case. Royalty was already a confusing mess on its own, let alone when it was all twisted together in a murder plot like this. For a brief moment, the thought of just returning to New York and forgetting all about this crossed Jenna’s mind. But they knew they couldn’t. They could never forget about this. Not until it was solved, at the very least.

Whilst in the midst of their conversation, Olivia and Jenna hear a rustle behind the bushes and a trample of footsteps approaching. Jenna notices a blade appear in each of Olivia’s hands, ready to strike. Where was she keeping those?

But it turns out to only be Princess Astrid, leading a young noblewoman into the far side of the garden, for what is, most likely, not espionage.

“I believe our position has been compromised. We should return,” Olivia says, making her way back towards the castle.

Jenna gently grabs her wrist, causing her to turn around and says, “You don’t want to take a page out of Astrid’s book? Maybe solidify our alibi that we were absolutely not up to any espionage?” Jenna smirks.

Olivia loops her arm through Jenna’s and guides them towards the ballroom. “One, Astrid’s book and mine? Not remotely the same genre. Two, I never need to solidify an alibi. If this wasn’t solid already, it wouldn’t have happened. We should be quick, so do you want to keep flirting, or do you want to learn more about your suspects, little detective?”

Jenna steps towards Olivia, backing her up against one of the columns holding up the balcony connected to the ballroom. “How about both?”

Olivia hesitates for a second, leading Jenna to believe they had one-upped her, but then she quickly spins them around, pinning Jenna against the column instead and placing a knife to their throat. “Ask me your questions detective.”

Still pinned against the column, Jenna asks Olivia about Trystan’s many siblings. Once they finish asking about everyone, Olivia reminds them, “Where power is based on heritage and birth order, assassination will always follow. Focus on your suspects. Who is avoiding your questions? Who is trying to distract you? To charm you?”

Jenna smirks, their gaze drifting down to the knife against their throat. “If I didn’t know any better, I’d say you are trying to charm me.”

“You like trouble, don’t you, little detective?” Olivia smiles. She drops the knife to her side, quickly hiding it back in her sleeve. But before Jenna can process any of that, Olivia cups their face with her hand and connects their lips. Jenna wraps their arms around Olivia’s neck, deepening the kiss, feeling Olivia’s soft lips and tasting her sour apple lipstick.

Applause breaks out from inside the ballroom as yet another dance comes to an end. Olivia breaks away from Jenna, her lips still close. Olivia smiles and grabs Jenna’s hand, leading them back to the ballroom.

“Unfortunately, that’s all we have time for right now,” Olivia says as they two walk back to the castle.

“Thank you for the intel. And… the fun escape from this… regal affair.”

“Thank you for investigating Nadja’s murder. And… not flinching at my knife to your throat.” Olivia smirks. They come upon the entrance to the ballroom and Olivia says, “I’ll be in touch, little detective.” She slips away, her touch on Jenna’s fingers lingering ever so slightly.

As much as Jenna would love to watch her walk away, she’s gone before Jenna can even open their mouth to reply.

#crimes of passion #crimes of passion 2 #choices book club cop2 #jenna thorne #olivia nevrakis #olivia nevrakis x jenna thorne

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morose-magnetrix · 6 months

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Happy Friday the Thirteenth! 🖤🖤🖤

I'm writing a sapphic WWDITS fic, depicting a girls' night out with Nadja, Marwa, Jenna, the Guide, and Dolly. It'll be updated through Halloween. Hope you enjoy! 🧛

Pairing: Nadja x Marwa, but everyone's a little into everyone really

Summary: Jenna is back in Staten Island after some time away exploring the world, so the gang decides it's time for another Girls' Night to watch Mamma Mia 2. Plans change when Marwa shows up on their front doorstep, looking for revenge on her ex-husband.

Word Count: 2925 | Rating: Mature | Chapter 1/5

Warnings: canon-typical violence and disregard for human life, drug use

#my fics #wwdits #sapphic #nadja of antipaxos #the guide #jenna #marwa #doll nadja #ao3 fanfic

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amess-art · 3 years

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