I'm sad because I know to my core I still love the witcher Netflix because I'm a fantasy slut, and there's jaskier and everything blah blah blah.
But after ofmd it feels so bleak. Why am I wasting so much energy on something that I know doesn't even want to satisfy me? Everything is about "the big bad world where nothing is fair and everything sucks" and I just don't have that kind of energy anymore.
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Let’s be real the only threesome that makes sense is Eris, Nesta, and Cassian.
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LBD: I turned him into the ultimate weapon!
MK: You fucked up a morally questionable monkey is what you did. Look at him, he has anxiety!
Macaque:
to be honest he had anxiety before, LBD just made it worse, but you’re correct shdflskdfkdjflksfjls
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You can ask me now, and see if I'll refuse you anything.
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okay but jaskier’s second year at kaer morhen being the year of Oh Gods We Almost Killed The Bard bc jask greeted him the same way he did geralt the first spring they met up again
by running at them and jumping into a hug
the fatal flaw in his plan?
the other witchers didn’t have a year of traveling with him to adjust to him doing unexpected things, and jaskier Does Not Learn Lessons He Doesn’t Want To.
he nearly broke his nose when he jumped onto eskel bc eskel just went stone statue instead of moving with the momentum, but that was NOTHING against lambert fucking flinging him into a wall COMPLETELY on instinct.
did any of this stop him from doing it again multiple times that winter?
absolutely not
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I should give them names besides Lawyer and Comic Bubble... right?
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Making stupid malink comics is a hobby of mine
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Random thought:
Grif referring to himself as ‘Simmons’s other half’. The others panicking because when did Grif and Simmons start dating/get married. What is going on!?
Grif is being literal. Simmons is getting tired of it. He’s been saying it all week. It’s not even accurate, he’s only like one-third-Simmons. Why does he keep insisting he’s half?
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are you really living if you don't make your oc do
The Kak Dance
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Merlin: So Gwaine and I really got into it on the pub, and around drink number five, I realized we should move in together.
Arthur, confused: You and Gwaine?
Merlin: What no, you and me.
Arthur, relieved: Oh! Yes, that makes so much more sense.
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