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hey-there-benerino · 2 years

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Okay but Klaus starts flirting with Sparrow Ben the moment he sees him come on ,, nice scar, muy macho? Are you fr Klaus? That's a lame ass pickup line bro like you're lucky he's just as lame as you

#the umbrella academy #klaus hargreeves #ben hargreeves #horrance #ben x klaus #klaus x ben #i will never shut up about them #im sorry #or maybe not #nah definitely not #justin h min #robert sheehan #two idiots one braincell #questionable pickup lines #nice hat sundance #tua #i will go down with this ship

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plant-ago · 7 months

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In the wake of the end of arc one, I’m thinking about Suvi in that first episode at a soirée in the Citadel, saying to Steel, “I’m wasted sitting in a room reading books!”

#Suvirin my precious my beloved #wbn #worlds beyond number #aabriya iyengar #Suvi absolutely made me way too angry in the back half of arc one and we’re not going to examine that too closely #suvirin kedberiket #Could it be because I too was an overachieving perfectionist who at the age of eighteen began to realize #That the thing I was striving for was only hurting me?#Nah definitely not #the wizard the witch and the wild one #www

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area51-escapee · 1 year

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If you need to know how fucking dumb I am, I may have all the official diagnostic paperwork that says I’m autistic, but because I don’t match with one hyper specific super literal interpretation of a symptom I’m like. Well. Maybe they were wrong. Because clearly-

#like no stupid. you’re taking that too literally. almost like you’re autistic-#also forgetting there’s a whole other disorder up there that’s constantly conflicting things #like damn I don’t match this one interpretation of a symptom. couldn’t have anything to do with the other disorder that has its own symptoms #nah definitely not #I am Not Smart

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nerdpoe · 10 months

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Ghost Puberty

Danny already went through Puberty once, as a human.

But now that he's been a half ghost for thirteen years, he gets to experience

✨Ghost Puberty✨

It includes;

Fangs!

Glowing Freckles!

Claws!

Uncontrollable bouts of Floating!

Eyes glowing at weird times!

Odd, unconventional Cravings! Like raw meat!

Voice cracking!

And of course; all of these things presenting themselves while he's in his human form at odd times!

So Danny, 27 and fresh on the Bludhaven Police Force, is caught by his new partner as he desperately grips onto his desk to stop himself from floating into the ceiling, legs loops around the leg of a chair already four inches off the ground.

He stares at his partner.

His partner stares back.

"...So anyways, I was thinking we could go over these new forms, they're in the department file labeled 'suggestion'," his partner, Dick Grayson, says, casually leaning on Danny's shoulders and forcing the chair onto the ground.

They stare at useless forms on the computer until Danny's able to control it, and afterwards Dick takes him out for milkshakes.

Dick thinks he's a new meta.

Danny's too embarrassed to admit it's just puberty.

@simplestoryteller

#dcxdp #dpxdc #dc x dp #dp x dc #ghost puberty au #dick just covering for his new partner #in various weird ways #the department thinks they're fucking #they actually aren't #dick “hey so i met this superhero guy called superman maybe he can give you some pointers” grayson #danny “oh wow thats so weird haha nah i'm good i'm definitely not floating uncontrollably right now” fenton

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puppetmaster13u · 1 month

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Prompt 254

So. Danny might have accidentally become a bit of a cryptid. He didn’t mean to, but he’d become a bit nocturnal- like many an Amity Parker- and it wasn’t his fault that he couldn’t be bothered to make sound when he was tired. Or pretend to breathe or, okay, he could see why he kept freaking people out at the grocery store he kept going to.

But it wasn’t his fault! He has to get food too! And really is it anyone else’s business? Seriously he thought that people wouldn’t be so surprised with how much magic is everywhere. Like you’d think they’d never seen someone who wasn’t fully human before or something.

Oh great, there’s a journalist at the grocery store now- he’s going to ignore that and finish his shopping and then continue his online work. Ooh, and eat icecream. He deserves it for potentially putting up with this.

Oh, it’s a little baby reporter, first couple of article thing. Adorable.

#Prompts #DCxDP #DPxDC #Clark (early in his journalism career & sent to check out this ‘haunted’ grocery store):#Clark: *Hearing what is definitely Not a human heartbeat #Clark: Oh Rao that is not a ghost (If only he knew)#Clark: Is this potential friend #Danny (Slightly eldritch): Oh a haunting? Nah I don’t think the store is haunted unless someone died here lol #Clark & Danny talk about stars #Clark: Is this fellow alien hiding??#Danny: Oh yeah everyone back home can be pretty crazy- I just wanted to get some microwave food #Clark ends up this funky boi semi-adopted by all these Amity Parkers #Yes they all give off uncanny valley vibes #Making Clark give off the most normal dude ever vibes when around them #It’s wonderful for his secret identity #Danny squinting at alien hero who appears: Hold up that’s grocery-writer man Clark #Yes Danny & co are adults lol

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arielluva · 3 months

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youve seen utena on the switch.... and now the 3ds..

#its definitely not an optimal way to watch but it is funny #youtube on the switch???!! nah ill just use thirdtube for the 3ds.....#rgu #(it crashed after i took this picture)

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gallusgalluss · 4 months

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EVERY grungus

#wanted to try n draw every grump (and the journalist) as quickly as possible #minus Grumpbeard n The Queens sorry 💔💔#bugsnax #drey draws #cluck cluck #was gonna put this on my sideblog but actually? nah this is main blog material Definitely #floofty's quality is kinda messed up but Dont Worry Dont Worry about that. smile #haven't drawn them in a while lol

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cutecapybarapics · 5 months

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#the beginning of the story made me think that they would be toxic for each other #but nah he definitely is worse #hotaru no yomeiri #firefly wedding #mangacap #manga panel #manga aesthetic #manga #monochrome

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 1 year

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Advanced Hall Monitor Technique: Go To Detention

[First] Prev <–-> Next

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #lan wangji #thats not supposed to be lan qiren; just a lan elder #once again wwx tries to play chess (setting up a pin) only for lwj to take the peice and crush it in his mouth #teen wangji is the definition of lawful good. Follow and obey the rules outlined by your [group laws] even at the cost to yourself #lawful good gets done so dirty in media (lawful stupid is usually what the result of trying to write such a character becomes)#but here? nah. LWJ’s severe lawfulness does get used for humour but it does *so* much more too #We get to establish a strong character basis for the fact *he stands by what he beleives in—unshakingly*#idk if anyone is out there saying LWJ moves alignment; cause I’d argue his code of law simply shifts to something (someone) else #regardless; i love this scene a lot for what it shows about lwj’s character and its also such a good character dynamic #oh I forgot to wish everyone a happy first day of spring (north hemmies) and fall (south hemmies)#may the change in season be a blessing B*) not for me though I have seasonal allergies #ramadan started recently too; Ramadan Kareem to all the muslims passing by this blog!

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toobusybeingdelulu · 2 months

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look who is speaking…

#also the fact that in the scene with Robin Steve is wearing Billy’s jacket??#hell nah you can’t make this shit up #the fact that these two have literally two minutes of screentime together AND YET manage to have so many unintentional parallels #it drives me insane #and let’s not talk about Steve’s dream life #he literally wanted to go to California and learn how to surf #they were originally written as the same character #then they were supposed to have a storyline together #Steve and Billy are literally the definition of star-crossed lovers #‘but it’s about doomed love’ ‘that’s relatable’’precisely’#max mayfield #stranger things 3 #billy Hargrove #Steve Harrington #harringrove #Dacre Montgomery #Steve x billy #Joe keery

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ryoalouette · 9 months

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3rd DC x DP prompt of Machi's

Machi: question, do you know how in Greek and other mythologies they came up with the most absurd stories as how gods/heroes were born? What if Team Phantom came up with all kinds of weird stories about Dani and Dan to f*ck with the JL?

Like, Dani is an ice statue brought to life by Danny

Me: omg lmao that would be effing hilarious

Dani was formed from Danny's sneeze. Don't make Danny sneeze, he'll spawn another kid.

Machi: Danny created a cocoon of ice an slept there for seven days, when he woke up there were two of them

Me: for lolz, I can imagine Amorpho being with Dani and Danny to add on the f*ckery and if possible, Redeemed!Dan

Machi: Danny went to space and ate a collapsing universe. Said universe still collapsed inside Danny, making Danny collapse as well and be divided into three people.

... nah, too complicated

Once Danny was on a fight and he broke a fang, he buried the fang on the sand and seven days later Dani was born

A shark ate Danny's feet, a few days later Dan broke free from the shark's belly

Me: Danny looked upon his reflection in the lake near the town he's protecting and his reflection (Amorpho or Dani) rose from the water

#dp x dc #dc x dp #dpxdc #dcxdp #crack #prompt #creation? myth? au #or if you have better name for this au #go on ahead #definitely fcking around JL #I think JLD would also go: it feels legit guys #JLD knows or nah up to you lol #Tumblr do your thing #Machi's idea #how to convince Machi to go back to Tumblr 101 #even tho I didn't know what's her handle back then #MACHI COME BACK TO TUMBLR AND PUT YOUR POSTS YOUR IDEAS ARE JUST TOO NICE TO NOT BE SHARED #BLEASE

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dennysaurr-r · 7 months

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The silly for my bestie :333

#i definitely am not getting dragged into danganronpa in 2023 by my bestie #nah not one bit #gundham tanaka #danganronpa #dennyart #art

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whereismyhat5678 · 5 months

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What would happen if Peppino was the Night guard in the FNAF Movie??? I MUST KNOW!!!!

???Fazbear Tower???🐻🐰🐔🦊

WAWAWAWAWAWA MAYBE YOU CAN MAKE DRAWING CONCEPTS!!!!!!!!???????

ABSJIDHEUEISKSJDBDHHESISODBDBIAI😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶

This is one of my favorites that I did for this ask- XD

Okay okay- I did some doodles to get used to his design:

And I’m gonna be honest the only animatronic he interacted with was Freddy since I physically could not draw the other three 🥲 (I’m sorry for that btw, I’m just really tired. I hope you don’t mind 🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️)

This was pretty fun ngl- Other than the fact I just drew Freddy-….I hope you like them anyways I think the idea, it’s very funny to think about 😂

#Pizza Tower #Five Night’s At Freddy’s #FNAF #I HAVEN’T DRAWN FNAF IN SO LONG OM GOODNESS-#Poor FNAF is just siting in the corner until I come back for it again 💀#Nah seriously- this was very fun so thanks for the request 😂 Peppino is scared shitless #I’d figure he’d be more grumpy than anxious but it’d DEFINITELY hit him in the face when he sees them move-#Also I figured I’d say this (since it’s pretty funny to think about-) EVERY UNIVERSE HAS PEPPINO WEARING BLACK PANTS THERE’S NO DENYING IT-#Peppino #Freddy Fazbear #Request :D #Ask

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portsandstars · 3 months

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Mhin doing increasingly worse things in their desperation to escape their monsterous nature and in the process losing their humanity even if they erase that part of themselves

The process to stop transformation in itself is a transformation

#OR they learn and grow through their search for a cure and expand their definition of humanity #am I cooking smth up here or nah lmao #mhin #mhin touchstarved #touchstarved game #touchstarved #mhin theory #red spring studio #touchstarved mhin

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laz-kay · 5 months

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