#nah i need a minute

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

thinking about Eddie & hyacinths again

#as you can surmise im Perfectly Normal about it #this man doesnt make me insane at all. nope. #trying out some new coloring and texture and background things... #on a side note. and i say this so lovingly bc theyre my favorite flowers #FUCK DRAWING HYACINTHS ALL MY HOMIES HATE DRAWING HYACINTHS #that was hell on earth. #ANYWAY THIS DUDE IS NEAT I HOPE HE DIES #nah im jesting im Jesting. am i tho #dead or alive i want him to experience unimaginable horrors and then die ten times and come back Normal #bc eddie strikes me as a 'dying would fix them' character #whether its a real death or a perceived death or Youve Been Dead The Whole Time death dont care dont care #i need him dead on the ground for at leeeaaaast five minutes #id be frothing at the fucking mouth. ragh #scribble garnish #welcome home #welcome home puppet show #eddie dear #originally this was gonna be a Very bloody little piece #but then my brain went 'hey. symbolism. what if the blood was flower petals. from hyacinths' #and ohhhh i couldnt pass that up #i wish i did! i would have had a lot more fun drawing a gruesome injury rather than Those Damn Flowers! #i dont know why ive latched onto the hyacinths outside the post office but my brain wont let go #ITS JUST SO SPECIFIC. why why whyyyyyy put that specific flower by this specific guy #especially flowers with Those Meanings and That Myth #*violently shaking the site* WHAT DO YOU MEANNNNNN #ok im getting myself too worked up i need to touch grass or poke the fire

[itsapmseymour]

You ever wonder if there is a guy in the sitcom writing room who is crying cause they know how to resolve 90% of the episode plots in 5 minutes

#“’please guys I am begging you just let them communicate normally’ #nah son we need a solid 30 minutes of infuriating misinformation and miscommunication’

[lloyd-007]

Firebound au

I love these kinds of aus so much, like the whole idea that one of the ninja can be lost to there elements is so interesting to me but heartbreaking for everyone around them. Like just imagine one day there here and the next they’re gone well technically they’re still there but not at the same time.

In my au so far it’s more focused on the aftermath, how the ninja handles what happened to there brother and filling what I feel the show missed out after what happened in seabound like we barely got to see how the rest of the ninja handled it like all we had was a time skip to a whole year later when they had mostly accepted what happened ( well not Jay). How would it had been if it was someone else and not Nya? What if it was Kai instead, how would this affect the team? Most importantly Nya and Lloyd? What about Kai and Nyas own parents?? And can’t forget about Skylor , how would this affect the team and overall what about Kai?

In my opinion Nya wouldn’t waste the chance to get kai back like that’s her brother, the one that literally raised her. He’s isn’t  just a brother he’s literally a parent to her and Same with Lloyd. The ninja would probably go down a different state of grief, Lloyd without a doubt would be depression, Nya would be denial, it takes them longer to accept what happened to Kai and Lloyd starts to lose control of his powers a little. They both lash out at people who want to help, but just as Nya starts to accept what happened to her brother something happens to Lloyd ( no spoilers).

And kai is there to help them but he’s mad at them he doesn’t understand why he’s even mad at them, he doesn’t even know them. Lloyd argues back, and something snaps in kai causing him to somewhat come back but he’s still stuck as his element, his minds is half gone half foggy he’s sometimes unsure of what’s happening around him but at least it can’t get any worse.. right.

#kai jiang #kai smith #ninjago au #ninjago kai #nya jiang #nya smith #lloyd garmadon #Firebound #aftermath au #rip Kai #nah I feel like the writers are to scared to write about the ninja feeling intense grief SO #kai angst #idk if I’ll ever carry on with this idea #need motivation fr #anyways how y’all beeeeen it’s been a hot minute #Kai might get a little re-design #a little scared to post this not gonna lie😭 #also gonna have to finish off crystallise first- #it just needs a little…. reshaping.. TO THE SALON

[cowboy-robooty]

i dont got a gaurdian angel or devil on my shoulder but i do imagine grandad (robert freeman) from the boondocks reacting to everything around me

#been like this for like two months now or something #everytime im too exhausted to get up but am like 'i need to get up to eat dinner' i hear grandads voice like #'have sleep for dinner youre getting fat anyway' #that sounds bad it sounds like i have an eating disorder or some shit that is not true. i love to eat im monkey d luffy irl and its not a #joke. me and wiener are fucking beasts we will go 20 minutes without eating and go gawd... im so hungry rn... #but sometime my demon of a bed traps me like quicksand again and im like i need to eat food.. but god sleep feels so good.... #i love the have sleep for dinner youre getting fat anyway line okay it makes me laugh so fucking hard riley be starving af #pretty boy flizzy episode 😍😍😍 #i think about the allowance line too all the fuckin time #you want an allowance? i ALLOW you to eat my food. i ALLOW you to burn my electricity. i ALLOW you to sleep in my bed! #robert freeman is so deadass i love him especially when he thought riley was gay and heard tom say all the good things about gay people and #and went 'damn thats a lot of good shit... nah still gotta disown him' #LOL #grandad was not rockin wit that gangstalicious manbag

[gregmarriage]

i may be lame as fuck, permanently single, celibate, with no prospects, but fuck it, i’m eating garlic crackers and watching 90’s japanese women’s wrestling

#they are showing fucked up lesbian sex on youtube.com #akira hokuto with her face covered in blood 😳 #sorry to be a messed up little dyke #as if that's my fault #i always say i’m not into blood but like 👉🏻👈🏻 #imaoooooo #i need to be put down #if my brother saw this post he’d literally want to kill me #he bugs me to watch wrestling properly instead of casually and i’m going about it all wrong #i’m sorry i like it when hot women beat the shit out of each other!!! #i will not screenshot every time it shows akira covered in blood. ​i will not screenshot every time it shows akira covered in blood. #*screenshots every time it shows akira covered in blood #i love her actually #girlie is literally wiling to bleed for her craft #it takes like ten minutes for her to get fucked up #fifteen in total to get covered in it #both her and shinobu get bloody but akira gets completely fucked up and it’s awesome #literally this entire match is lesbian sex. to me <3 #sorry not sorry to joshi post on main x #if i become a joshi blog then also sorry not sorry #imao nah i’d probably save it for my sideblog #but uhhh that’s my night if you wanted to know <3 #gwen rambles #gwenposting

[badluv-bummies]

Fuck Bep1er give me WAKEONEZ

#nah but seriously #i actually lowkey wanna skip bep1er and just go straight to wakeonez #prove me wrong but #ot10 wakeonez would dogwalk bep1er in a MINUTE #and that is an opinion that would make some of the girlies on bp twt scratch my eyes out #girlies is gender neutral btw #most of my main picks come from wakeonez #closest I'll ever get to being a company stan #park hanbin #maeda haruto #cha woonggi #oh sungmin #anthonny #min #kim taerae #mun junghyun #lee jeonghyeon #park minseok #bp got them a huge fanbase #now all we need is a debut #wakeonez #wake one entertaiment #boys planet #bp999 #boys planet posting

[juneviews]

Cooking crush November 26th! Everyone cheered!!! Let’s gooooooooooo!!!!🎉🍾🎊

EXCUSE ME??? NOVEMBER 26TH??? 😟 AS IN, OVER A MONTH AWAY??? 😭 bro why does gmmtv hate me sometimes, don't they understand that I NEED THIS SHOW LIKE YESTERDAY for my mental health?????? why do they keep airing offgun shows on sundays & starting them so last minute into the year?? I'm pissed, the show has wrapped up so long ago but NOPE it gotta air after last twilight & cherry magic to make sure it's REALLY upstaged 🙄 I mean at least we have a date anon thanks for letting me know but this genuinely ruined my night lol, here I was being delusional thinking the final trailer would air this fucking week & cooking crush would start after dangerous romance 😭😭😭

xxx

#axelle rants #offgun #cooking crush the series #cooking crush #I was about to go to bed all happy about being productive today & feeling so chill but NOPE #NOW I'M PISSED #in the grand scheme of things is it a big deal? no. #is it so fucking hurtful to always have to wait last minute in the year for offgun shows to air? YES. #do I need cooking crush right now to make last until the end of the year with a good mental health? also that #yeah nah I'm pissed lol how dare they air the show so late fuck these bitches the other shows started production after cc yet- #- are gonna air before it 😒 pissed the fuck off

[tempe-brennans]

in a spiral :)

#i saved my big huge paper until tonight and its due tonight and my adhd is like. nah #bouncebouncebounce between distractions #i really need to do it bc i want to at least try to pass this class #once my little tv show goes off in 20 minutes ill mute it and like. do things i guess #rebeccaspeaks

[lightningwaters]

#blossomfall #thunderclan #dark forest trainee #loner #I honestly just don't like her except for her name #regina george cat but with none of the charisma or funny aspects #legitimately just a bitch I'm sorry her and bumblestripe are trash #her being jealous of briarlight would've made sense had she been like idk a fucking kit when everything happened #but nah she was like almost a warrior that's rediculous #also blossomivy isn't cute imo #blossomfall bullies her and we don't do that bullyxbullied shit around here #not only that but she's also super xenophobic when she of all cats shouldn't be (ig it could be like making up for it but idk) #like bro your mom was a kittypet and your dad was a notorious traitor you honestly have no place to judge anyone #plus being a dark forest trainee just bc of her jealousy with her mom???? #'im training in hell bc everyone around me has ostracized me and hated me for nothing I did' B: 'well my mom was mean to me for 5 minutes' #ALSO PLEASE SIMPLIFY THE DESIGN IF YOU NEED TO IK IT'S NEEDLESSLY COMPLICATED IM SORRY

[mooshrems]

i need to try and draw benni and drake omg their designs are just so cool

#when drake called him over for a food break !!! super nice #ALSO MORE RAMBLING HERE BUT OMG THE TRUST OMEGA HAS IN HUNTER. #this episode was just so cool. literally i love how omega is getting bolder #ALSO WRECKER’S ‘we never miss.’ I KNOW YOU WERE THINKING ABOUT CROSSHAIR #AND TECH THE PREVIOUS EPISODE ​‘if the shot is not accurate’ I DARE YOU OH YM GOD #oh my goddhdb . so many crosshair hints and throwbacks #AND AND AND WRECKER LOOKING AT LULA AND HUGGING GONKY #nah because i needed the batch to realise the whole. cid situation is roughly the same as mokko and how they both treat their #how they both treat their teams ? #next episode being called metamorphosis could mean so many things #WAIT . hunter doesnt know about the warning about cid and only wrecker tech and omega do #im predicting tech would tell hunter the minute cid gives them some mission OR they somewhat fail on a mission again the next few eps ? #enough sorry #the bad batch #the bad batch spoilers #tbb #tbb spoilers

[lecliss]

I think a 10yo just got attached to me in genshin and if this keeps up its gonna make me not wanna play cuz I don't wanna come off as mean if I have to tell her to give me some space, but I wanna play in peace ya know?

#she came into my world i think saturday night or sunday morning. thats how long i played. and chatted for a minute then left #then the second i logged on this morning she immediately hopped in and started calling me Ed #and she was asking questions and im polite so i answered and she was like you can ask me questions #and since she asked how old i was i asked back snd she was all uh um well im 10 #and thats fine to me cuz im not gonna be a weirdo anyway #but then she asked if i had a wife and i said no im not interested in girls so thats probably when she was sure i was a safe adult #and someone else joined and she dm'ed me that she didnt like him and right after he left so did she #and when i opened my world back up later she immediately popped in again #and wanted me to go to whatever a playstation party is while i was doing a quest and i had to politely tell her no twice #and then it segwayed into material hunting with her so i could still do something productive in game at least #but at one point she called me her bff and started talking about how she just got a phone #and im worried she may end up asking for my number or something. like hell nah #like. im all for being friendly and playing a game together and casual chatting. again. i have no intention of EVER being a weirdo #but shes coming off as immediately REALLY attached and i dont need to be going through shit like that again #ive had people get REALLY attached to me in some games previously and not leave me alone while im trying to play #and then they blow up at me when i ask for some space. so i dont wanna deal with that again #especially from a 10yo. i really dont wanna upset anyone by rejecting them or asking for space #but sometimes its too much and i just wanna do what i want in the game #and i kinda really dont wanna have a 10yo tailing me the whole time i wanna play #especially cuz shes 10 ya know? friends are cool but im a little too old to be a bff to her imo #i think i'll just try keeping my world closed when i log off so i wont log on and she immediately pop in first thing #i dont wanna block her off completely cuz i dont mind if she comes by every once in a while. just not all the time ya know? #personal

[dutybcrne]

Love the idea of Kaeya and Albedo hooking up precisely (1) time, no strings attached or anything, bc Bedo wanted to try out sex for the sake of EXP points and he knew that not only would Kaeya be absolutely THRILLED to indulge but also be 10/10 down to try out damn near anything Bedo would be curious about, too

#☆ ┆ ( .ooc. ); #//I also chuckle at the idea of Bedo pausing Everything every few minutes to take notes #//Could be fuckin Kae to screaming then abruptly Stop; like ‘Hn; not only do people have a high pain tolerance but it feels good for them-‘ #//& Kae’s just ‘To this extent? No sweetie; just me. Also unlike most people I also have a higher tolerance for your BULLSH—‘ #//Gets wrecked within an inch of his life for talkin’ smack #suggestive #//Do still like the idea of Bedo being appreciative of the learnings he got out of this; but not finding it his cup of tea even still #//Like ‘hn; this felt kinda nice; but is a lot more underwhelming than expected-‘ #//Kaeya; faced smushed against the sheets and shaking from fucken EVERYTHING: Am I a fucken Joke to you- #//Nah; he’d prolly be laughing his ass off. Respect that; but still just LAUGHING at how funny it is to him specifically. Like #//Bedo putting him through the most INSANE things & not really getting his rocks off would be funny to him bc he himself would be QUAKING #//And prolly need Days to fully recover from it all #//Would deffo ask if Bedo is down to paint his favorite moment; as a memento. or take photo; since that can double as data to collect #//Bedo’s favorite moment prolly ends up being Kae blowing him. bc not only can he shut him up for a lil bit #//But the resulting facefucking leaving Kae unable to talk much/too loudly after; both during sex AND days after is a plus #//Kae WILL pout if Bedo jokes about it #//Bedo could want to experiment most any kink & Kae would be happy to comply. for research & as thanks for asking him to partake #//It’s a once-in-a-lifetime chance; after all. AND an experiment; so OFC Kae’d want to do whatevers and indulge him #//Plus he might learn smth new about himself he wouldn’t be able to with most anybody else #//Though Bedo might ruin sex for him with anybody else BC of how much he put him through & how damn GOOD Kae found it lmao #//He’d really let Bedo do damn near anything to him in the name of SCIENCE. no matter how overwhelming/overstimulating #//Mans gotta get his data; after all

[lilgynt]

that post like me not being my father’s favorite boy bc i’m his daughter but with my mom 😭

#personal #that’s not the exact wording but whatever #but nah we both are aware i perform more son inclined tasks than either of my brothers and am a gentleman to my mom #like used to buy her flowers weekly for a minute i don’t let her carry anything except her purse and even then #i offer her my arm if we’re walking on an incline or up a step and put a hand on the small of her back if she needs support #not as much anymore but used to help her sit up and down #and get aggressive with people who give her shit even if she’s wrong etc etc #and other shit i forget it gendered but i will so honest with you i am fighting to be my moms number one boy and i never will be

[comfycozycrossfox]

everyone in my immediate family smokes weed and my parents have for YEARSSS and years and years . which is cool bc they have hella knowledge from like Experience and also older smoking culture . but also i go to modern dispensaries so i know about weed technology they aren’t even AWARE OFFFF bc they figured out what they liked years ago and didn’t really keep up. which means i get to do shit like teaching my mom what a dab pen is

#also hash? but i think hash has been around for a MINUTE #i think that’s just one she never got into #anyway my dad grows and has for years so they don’t go out and buy shit ever #which they WENT TO COUNTY JAIL FORRRRR #before i was born #which is so funny to me they didn’t tell me that until i was 17/18 lol #before my mother was pregnant also i wasn’t there at all. this must’ve been 2001-2003 bc i can’t imagine this happened with my brother aliv #alive^ #anyway my mom didn’t believe me when i said it wasn’t nicotine #she saw me with it and was like ‘is that a vape?? is that nicotine?? don’t fucking do that’ #(from the mindset of someone that’s smoked for my entire life and i believe longer. she doesn’t want to see my ass with nic addiction) #and i had to be like ‘no ma it’s dab wax. it’s just like weed it’s thc’ #had to walk her through how it worked #came up again recently bc she was like ‘oh i bet you have a ton of bud from dispensaries now huh’ #and i went ‘nah actually i don’t buy a lot of bud i only really use dispensaries for edibles and pens’ #which is in fact true i get bud for free so i only really buy it when i want a specific effect #i’ve been tryna figure out what specific strain i’d need to make me hella euphoric and boost appetite rn #idk enough about terpenes it���s a struggle #anyway. #redd’s drug corner #LMAO #also fun fact i’ve told my mom explicitly that i got my weed card for PTSD and she’s never questioned it #i’ve mentioned having PTSD more than once and at no point has she gone ‘for fucking what?????’ #like idk if she thinks i’m bullshitting or if she has an idea in mind of what SHE thinks it’s from #more than anything i have a feeling she straight doesn’t wanna know bc she thinks it’d hurt her feelings #which like. yeah it would a little probably

[strangersynth]

WHAT. THE FUCK

#nah nah nah i need a minute #see u tomorrow actually i cannot #i need a wow yeah i need a whooole minte

[keykidpilipili]

If Star wars for kh4 theory comes true, it’s gonna be super funny given how kh3 has made me appreciate spamming the Thunder spell chain.

#kh4 #kingdom hearts #kh3 #kh3 spoilers #kh4 spoilers #kingdom hearts 4 #on the other hand boy I wonder how they will handle the kh darkness vs Dark side of the force cause they ARE different #Luke: *points at Rage form Sora* he needs help. Strelitzia: Nah just give him five minutes he'll be okay #kh spoilers