#nah im joking

[cogmics]

multislacker but he has two dads instead of one and you can see the resemblance between the two

and they are also divorced

#toonblr #toontown cogs #toontown corporate clash #shitposting #what if #nah im joking #unless

[didierpironi]

“ we were almost a story”

#im not okay #nah im joking #im actually crying #nigelio my beloved #nigel mansell #elio de angelis #nigelio #my edits #my first gif whohoo

[tissuegore]

💌 ISend this to the twelve nicest people you know or who seem to have a good heart and if you get five back you must be pretty awesome! 💌

OURGHH AGAIN

okay I'm giving this to the people that are seeing this

#im exposing my friend sashi lol #nah im joking #i guess? #motivational post #heart emoji #ask #tomii replies

[handsome-kakigori]

rukia as the girl from the lofi hip hop video???

Well well well, that’s interesting 👀✨

Do you know what else is interesting?

*slides in link*

Commission me, OR ELSE 🗡💪👁👄👁🗡💪 / j

#ask sei #nah im joking #i still have 2 orders to do #and 1 on my waitlist #the things i do to buy ichigo barbies… sigh… 😔

[tagapagsalaysay]

friends and mutuals with followers in the thousands are doing the collective effort of helping me bait de fans. This is going to be the longest bait

#post #Nah im joking

[lainezleclerc]

lando better win this race istg

#that overtake was smooth #i dare to say....smooth operator? #nah im joking #formula 1 #lando norris #british gp

[squuote]

ive done a piano drop joke before and by god ill do it again. piano crashers

#the stanley parable #the stanley parable ultra deluxe #tspud #tsp #crows art #the narrator #stanley #GOD FINALLY GOT MYSELF TO FINISH #AND IM HAPPY WITH THE RESULT THANK GOD AAGAHHHHH #realized halfway that ive already made a piano drop gag joke thing before but. again. history repeats itself /SILLY #nah fr tho i didnt wanna just abandon it x-P #waving to the future from the past (queueing this the night before lol :-P )

[angelbvn]

didn’t realize how bad i wanted someone to take a bite out of me till we started to watch Tokyo Ghoul

#yu.brainrot #yu.snooz #someone eat me <3 #and not in that way #…or actually… #nah im joking #/j #👀

[garfieldsladybird]

still no i… in the three words that have been reduced to two words.

#i see how it is… #NAH IM JOKING #garfield talks #— 𖨆𖨆 = ♡︎

[k-wame]

(L-R) Callum Turner, Barry Keoghan, Austin Butler, Edward Ashley, Nate Mann PHOTOCALL - Masters of the Air Premiere - 10 January, 2024 Los Angeles, California

#im barry bc im always the quickest to laugh at my crush's jokes😭😭 nah but wot a pretty line up eh? #barry keoghan #austin butler #callum turner #masters of the air #nate mann #edward ashley #curtis biddick #gale cleven #john egan #john kidd #robert rosenthal #masters of air press #affection #hbo war #beautiful men

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

"Laughing stock" can be their ship name ;)

OHHHHH GALAXY BRAIN thats so good omg. LaughingStock my beloved <3

#i KNEW there was a fitting name along those lines #my dumbass self was sitting there last night like 'something... stock... joke... nah theres nothing' #but you Got It ty ty #with the help of everyone we can get this name Approved and Widely Used & Accepted #because its stellar #either way im gonna be tagging my howdy/barnaby stuff with it #welcome home #scribble salad #rambles from the bog #welcome home puppet show #howdy pillar #barnaby b beagle #LaughingStock #edit: and no one will see the reblogged version where i lost my mind in the tags #over CONTINUALLY FUCKING UP THIS SKETCH #first i forgot his antennae that i Actively Reminded Myself To Draw while making this #then i updated the pic here but i accidentally erased a bit. and also the blushy effect is gone now so fuck me i guess #im incensed <3 purely off my rocker <3

[skitskatdacat63]

Fernando Alonso & His Relationship With Cards

I'm sure we're all familar with the cards on the back of Fernando's Vegas GP helmet by now, but did you know his relationship with cards goes a lot deeper?

I. Magic Tricks

You've probably seen or heard someone at least mention Fernando's propensity for card tricks. As far as I can tell he was doing them(publically) as far back as 2003 all the way to as recently as 2018. Even once performing a card trick, with a condom and a teddy bear(!??!?!??!!), in front of Valentino Rossi who said "How was that possible?"(x)

But how did this start? According to James Allen, "Fernando admits to having been heavily influenced by his grandfather, a mercurial figure, who taught him magic and card tricks, still one of his passions away from the race track."(x) And I'm not sure the validity of this one, because I couldn't find an actual source, but apparently he once said: "My parents are responsible for the two things I like doing most - driving and magic tricks. They bought me my first go-kart and a magician's kit."

In several interviews he described it as his hobby off track, and that he loved learning new tricks and surprising others in the garage with them! So clearly cards are pretty important to him both as a hobby but also to who he is as a person since they've been with him just as long as racing has.

II. Card Symbolism in His Helmets

This is the reason I originally made this post, but I thought I should also explain the origins of his card fascination first. As I said, we probably all remember the cards on the back of his helmet in Vegas, but did you know that wasn't the first time he had cards on the back of his helmet?

From 2008-2013, he used to have a pair of cards on the back of his helmets. The symbolisms of the cards themselves as well as the evolution of their design is really fascinating to me! Even more so with the recent development of the card choice in 2023.

Fernando said he wanted to reference his two titles in some way on the back of his helmet and after his friend sent him several ideas, he decided on having two cards(an ace of clubs and an ace of hearts, sometimes pictured with 05 and 06 on them as well), saying: "I picked the cloverleaf [the ace of clubs - Ed] to give me luck, but the only pity is that it doesn't have four leaves!"(X)

2008.

Here's the very first appearance of the cards! They're displayed flat, with the 05 and 06 clearly visible

2009.

Very similar to 2008, but with a slightly different design, and they're maybe a bit more straight with less shadow?

2010.

This is the first major change! I was sad they didn't have the years on them anymore, but then I realized they're sparkly to match with his signature lightning bolts on the top of the helmet!!

2011.

Honestly I'm still somewhat unsure if this is the actual 2011 helmet? It's pretty difficult to find clear photos of the back of helmets from older seasons. It's easiest to find them on replica sites or auction sites so I'm not 100%? But anyways, I like that this has the championship years on the underside of the cards

2012.

This is when I started getting weirdly emotional about the helmets. Do you see how they've progressed from being a centerpoint to being curled up and sad at the bottom of the helmet? Not listing the year anymore??

2013.

Same thoughts as 2012. And after this season, they cease to exist (just like his ferrari chair in the garage, WOAH CALLBACK), until cards make a reeappearance in his Vegas helmet, albeit in a different form

2013 Monaco(Honorable Mention):

For some reason 2013 helmets were easier to find proper pictures of, so I happened to witness this absolute beauty. The creativity of this helmet genuinely blows me away??? Wanting to keep the card motif, but making sure to incorporate it into the rest of the puzzle piece design?? Mwah! There was another special 2013 helmet but they didn't change the cards at all so I really applaud this one

2023 Las Vegas(The Return of The King):

The magnificent return! But look! The cards are different cards! Instead of being two aces, it's now an ace of hearts, a four of hearts(his driver number of course!) and, the, now iconic, representation of himself as a Joker. I literally could not believe my eyes when this helmet was released and I saw the Joker card, what a fucking silly old man....I really wonder if he felt nostalgic having cards on his helmet again or if he didn't think about it all and was just like, "ah cards because Vegas!!!"

III. Why Does This Matter?

*The rest of the post was factual, this is moreso my personal thoughts on the symbolism of the cards/designs

This post spawned from me recently watching the 2010 Bahrain gp and noticing "hey wait a minute...are those CARDS ON THE BACK OF HIS HELMET!?" It's a really tiny detail that's unfortunately covered up by the HANS device pretty much whenever he's wearing the helmet, so it's really difficult to spot! But I became fascinated with the fact that he had cards on his helmet before that recent helmet, and now here we are!

There's something to me about how the design of the cards evolves over the course of six seasons from the cards being front and center to being smaller, more folded up and closer to the bottom of the helmet. As I said, the 2012-2013 ones genuinely made me depressed because it feels, symbolically, like his hopes for getting another Ace are becoming more and more unlikely and falling away until they eventually fall falt and fade away entirely after 2013 and disappear for basically a decade.

But when they return? They're not the same cards! Instead of representing Fernando's championships, they now represent him as a person, displaying his driver number and his persona of being a Joker!! Though I do think it's interesting he happened to keep the Ace of Hearts, even though he talked more about the Ace of Clubs before. I'm not sure it's actually this deep in reality, but I like to think that it's him not letting his championships(and the lack thereof) define him, but rather letting who he is as a person shine and be the centerpoint instead! But on a sadder note, as @suzuki-ecstar said to me, maybe the Aces aren't there anymore because he's lost all hope for a chance at a third Ace entirely :(

#yes its finals week and im up to my eyes in coursework but instead decided to spend like 5 hours researching and writing this post #nah bcs i actually genuinely put more work into this then I think I have all semester dsfjdskjg #that thing about him using a condom and teddy bear in a magic trick genuinely had me crying with laugher. actual tears rolling down my face #<- HOW!?!? WHAT WAS THE TRICK?? its literally inconceivable to me what he did. oh if only there were pics UGH #anyways!! this post was a lot of fun to make!! i really really love the symbolism and design of helmets so this was a rly fun project #and i also went down a lot of rabbitholes while make this and saw many very weird articles from yore #i feel like i make an equal amnt of deranged posts abt seb and nando but i dont know why nando is gifted w all my well researched projects #<- i.e. chair post. that was the same level of research as this one but at least this one i could find actual sources about.... #idk theres smth about the extremely long history of nando's history that evokes research posts like this KLAJSLSKDJ #theres just so much that i dont think I ever really see people discussing! so i must create. #haha what was that joke tag i wanted to make abt my researched posts? I think: #normal posts that catie normally makes in a normal fashion #<- one day ill go back and actually tag posts w that. bcs the amtn of research compared to my actual schoolwork is so unwell #fernando alonso #fa14 #f1 #formula 1 #catie.rambling.txt #we do a little bit of f1

[pan-de-nomena]

sometimes i think about how we dont really see older aged trolls in the franchise and how they probably kept sacrificing themselves to save the young ones from being eaten

#I probably remember it wrong #but King Peppy is the only old troll there (aside from JD ig). Peppy's generation probably did their best to keep Peppy alive bc they had c #unless i havent been paying attention and there really are old pop trolls in some bgs. mf seniors are probs traumatized to hell and back lo #Trolls #dreamworks trolls #trolls band together #Trolls band together to keep the children from getting eaten #I already used that joke before and im gonna use it bc im proud of it #actually what if trolls just age reaaaaally slowly #bc we already saw adult trolls during the beginning of the film #nah jd and bruce exists and they both look 40 somethings so #king peppy #grandma rosiepuff #branch trolls

[maxthesillyy]

this is what neurotypicals do right

#lis incorrect quotes #dont ask me how long i spent on this #i dont even knwo #its not even that funny to me anymore (joke) ((im always funny)) #hey… hey… what—hey.. what—who do you think my favorite characters are. t-take a guess. #lis #life is strange #lis bts #life is strange before the storm #lis tc #life is strange true colors #lis comics #life is strange comics #max caulfield #chloe price #pricefield #should i tag ap #….nah #rachel amber #kate marsh #alex chen #tristan……… i forgor his last name #tristan tanaka #i think? #the autistic gay one. #well. wait. #max’s autistic gay friend. #hm. wait. #max’s autistic gay qpp. #*sigh* fuck it that one works they’d both just be a headcanon

[mysouleaten]

Hello hello I’m new to your blog and if you’re still writing for Tokyo revengers could you possibly do a baji x reader where the reader suffers from chronic heart burn and acid reflux? I know this is an odd request so feel free to discard if you’re uncomfortable! Thanks

k. baji x gn!reader

summary ... after having a nice dinner with baji and his mother, you start feeling unwell.... BUT baji is there to help!

warnings ... soft baji, fluff, baji comforting you, like one curse word from baji, established relationship, husband bajiiiiii

a.n ... hello! thank you for requesting! I just wanted to let you know i did a little research and tried my best to write your request! i hope this is what you were looking for :)

heartburn meaning - If you feel uncomfortable in the middle of your chest every time you finish a meal, you may have chronic heartburn. This is when the acid from your stomach leaks up into the tender tissue of your esophagus (food pipe), causing pain and burning

acid reflux meaning - is the backward flow of stomach acid into the tube that connects your throat to your stomach, called the esophagus. During an episode of acid reflux, you might feel a burning sensation in your chest, commonly called heartburn.

it was a nice night, baji's mother had invited you and baji to stay over for dinner before you two left back to your apartment

and you two did just [ baji complained about staying longer but his mother had a defensive argument to over-rule his complaining]

after the nice dinner with his mother, the two of you left back to your home, getting ready for a good night's sleep

baji left shortly to shower after you came out, kissing the crown of your head and another to your lips before disappearing into the bathroom

sitting on the edge of the bed, you were putting moisturizer on your legs and arms before a slow painful feeling started to erupt in your chest and a sour taste started to climb up your throat sitting on your tongue

scrunching up your face putting a hand on your chest and lightly pressing on the burning feeling that has started to worsen

letting your head drop and tightly closing your eyes still keeping the hand on your burning chest, you gave out little coughs that worsened the sour taste in your mouth

"baby? are you ok?" baji asked softly while standing over you, drying his wet hair with his towel

"chest.. hurts" getting into a coughing fit right after answering him

"ah fuck, ok, i'll be right back!" baji's eyes widen at your coughing fit, he quickly leaves the room, leaving you to try to ease the headache that was forming

but after a quick moment, baji returns with a cup of water and some antacids

the bed dips next to you from baji's weight, he leans slightly over to you and softly asks you: "do you think you can take a sip of some water? after I can give you the antacids"

you haven't answered him straight away, but he didn't mind, he just the antacids on his lap before moving his hand up and down your back to give you some comfort

after a while, you looked up and then over at baji and nodded at what he had said earlier to you

he gave you a wide grin showing off his little fangs with joy

he gave you the cup with the cool water and you slowly took little sips from it, feeling somewhat better, the sour taste in your mouth wasn't as bad as before, not completely gone but manageable

"feeling better? ready to take the tablets?" baji keeps smiling at you

you nod again and he gives you one tablet for you and you thank him quietly before chewing on the tablet and swallowing it taking another couple of sips of water after

"alright, ima put these away-" he holds up the antacids "-on the side table, on your side obviously" he rolls his eyes at your squinting eyes

"and..the water?" you croak out

"ima get you a water bottle instead and then we can safely sleep without you vomiting alllll over me" he grins before quickly skitting away from your weak protests and assault

laying in bed with a sleeping baji who wrapped you up in his arms and lightly pressed to his chest

how are you supposed to avoid vomiting on him if he keeps you so close to him without a will to let go?

you roll your eyes playfully and snuggle up to his chest, thankfully the burning has lessened over time and now you can sleep peacefully in your lover's arms

my first request done! :D soft baji for his lover is all I know

#baji is sooooooo soft for his lover! i just know it #not to soft! hes gotta show whos boss lol #nah im joking hes in love #his mom taught him well #tokyo revengers x reader #tokyo rev x reader #tokyo rev #tokyo rev fluff #tokyo revengers #tokyo revengers fluff #baji x reader #baji keisuke #baji x you #baji tokyo revengers #tokyo revengers baji

[strawberriesaresour]

Them ❤️🥰🤗🌹💞💝

#they are so cute #i want to squeeze them #im going through a gakuen babysitters phase and I FORGOT how much i love this show and the characters #literally my comfort show #on that note happy pride month y’all 🤭 #nah nah im joking lol #or am i 🤨 #(i am) #gakuen babysitters #school babysitters #kashima ryuuichi #kamitani hayato #kashima kotarou #taka kamitani