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nanaslutt · 3 days

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editing the jjk characters to look bad in a pic prank

ʚ incl: gojo, geto, nanami, toji, choso, shiu, ino, shoko, megumi, yuuji, nobara

ʚ cont: crack, fluff

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pseudowho · 24 days

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"Hey, Kento," you began, approaching him, thoughtful, while the shower warmed up in the background. Kento hummed in response, turning the page of his book.

"Darling?" Kento inquired.

"Have you ever noticed how...I don't know...convenient and...I dont know, I suppose how coincidental some details of your life are?" Kento caught your eye now, one thin eyebrow arched uncertainly.

"...what do you--"

"I mean," you interrupted, "your 7:3 thing. It's...it's everywhere. You part your hair in 7:3. Your inherent technique is 7:3. Your surname means 'seven-three'. I mean, jesus, your birthday is even--"

"--July the...3rd." Kento looked a little ill, closing his book and feeling his world close in around him. You headed to the shower, calling back; "Just a crazy random happenstance, I'm sure!"

You came out, some time later, to an abandoned book on the bed and Kento stood at the balcony, with an enormous whiskey in his hand and staring, haunted, into the distance.

"...Kento?"

Kento turned, face twisted with existential crisis; "I don't-- I've never-- ...am I an anime character or something?"

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joi-me-hoi-me-noi · 17 days

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hold please...

I don't know why I thought of this but this man--

YES THIS BEAUTIFUL BLUE-EYED MAN WOULD AGREE TO LET YOU WAX ANYWHERE ON HIS BODY...

for practice...with waxing.

HE WOULD SCREAM LIKE A BITCH AND WOULD BE SO DRAMATIC LOL

Now Nanamin-

he's fine...

literally, mentally and physically fine.

A small grunt of discomfort is all he lets out

mans has been through too much to let this little practice session get to him

That's the difference between the two men... thank you and A-fucking-MEN

#fluff #jjk x reader #requests open #taking requests #reqs open #jjk fluff #jjk x reader fluff #jjk crack #jjk x reader crack #gojo x reader fluff #gojo fluff #gojo x reader #gojo crack #nanami x reader fluff #nanami fluff #nanami crack #crack #can you tell I'm losing my patty-flipping mind?#or I'm just really bored

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vitchimage · 2 years

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Y/N: I'm right.

Nanami:

Nanami, fully knowing they're wrong: They're right.

#x reader #fluff #crack #jujutsu kaisen nanami kento #nanami kento x reader #jjk #jujutsu kaisen nanami #Jujutsu kaisen #nanami kento #Nanami #nanami x reader #nanami fluff #Nanami crack #We love a supporting husband no matter how wrong you are

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satoruluvies · 7 days

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jealousy, jealousy

just you being a little jealous over girls fawning over your too good to be true boyfriend .ᐟ

includes: gojo, geto, nanami, choso, toji, sukuna, yuji, megumi, yuta and toge.

» requested!

lowkey got carried away making this lmaoo

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seoups · 3 months

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accidental confessions!

a/n: absolutely loved this request so i decided to do it both ways and the reader accidentally confessing will be in the next post but it may have a few different characters!

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bbunisre · 5 months

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❛ i fantasise about you all the time if you were mine ❜

jjk men reacting to you doing the fantasise trend !

i saw a similar request in my inbox to do this song as a lyric prank but tbh, i’m not really a lyric prank girlie so i decided to do this instead since it may be more relevant and fun !

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jeannineee · 3 months

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asking them a stupid question

(ft. satoru, suguru, kento, megumi, yuji)

warnings: suggestiveness lolol especially with geto. crack honestly.

satoru, suguru, kento

megumi, yuji

#jujutsu kaisen #jjk smau #satoru gojo smau #gojo x reader #satoru gojo x reader #suguru geto smau #geto x reader #suguru geto x reaeder #nanami kento x reader #nanami smau #nanami x reader #yuji itadori x reader #yuji smau #itadori x reader #megumi fushiguro x reader #megumi x reader #megumi smau #jjk crack

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saintkaylaa · 1 month

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shibuya incident: “I love you.”

(ft. choso, kento, satoru, prekenjaku!suguru, toge, megumi, yuji, & yuta)

note: the anticipated smau request!! all the smaus takes place during the time of the shibuya incident EXCEPT suguru. that smau takes place on the night parade of a 100 demons.

WARNING: ANGST ANGST ANGST!! suggestiveness, cursing, f!reader & gn!reader

– choso

– kento

– satoru

– suguru (parade of 100 demons)

– toge

– megumi

– yuji

– yuta

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inmaki · 2 months

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zuma!! random ask bc i like how u characterize them,, how would jjk bois react to ur bra getting stuck? (asking them to unclip it for u)

ooooh hi anon leme think

gojo is, for some reason, annoyingly prideful that you asked him to help you with this. now that he thinks about it, he really is an expert at unclipping bras (congrats on adding another thing to his big ego)!! asks for repayment of course, which mostly involves some. intimate touching.. sigh

geto sends you the most teasing, sexy smirk, as he walks over to help you, already having a plan ready. runs his hands from your shoulders, squeezing before gracefully unclipping your bra — only to immediately cup your tits in its place. lays sloppy kisses down your neck while massaging em in his large palms aaand u know what happens next

nanami answers your call of his name with a “yes, honey?” while making his way over to you with a smile. as soon as the undergarment falls from your body, he catches it for you, pulling you in for a tight hug while throwing it in the laundry. spins you around and requests a shower together <3

choso blushes as soon as he sees your near-naked state, hands slightly sweaty as he unclips your bra, visibly gulping and refusing to look anywhere but your eyes as you turn around. once you reassure him that hes allowed to look, he exhales in relief before looking down while licking his lips.. then asks to suck them with 0 shame

toji laughs at your request, mumbling something along the line of ‘useless woman’ as he rudely turns you against the wall to take the bra off (he almost decided to rip it after struggling for a few seconds). when you try to turn back around, he pushes you against the wall, chuckling while asking where you think you’re going looking like that 🏃

#inmaki #jjk smut #jujutsu kaisen suguru #jujutsu kaisen smut #geto suguru #gojo satoru x reader #gojo smut #gojo satoru #nanami x reader #nanami smut #toji x you #toji smut #jujutsu kaisen drabbles #jujutsu kaisen imagines #jjk x reader #jjk crack #jjk headcanons

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unhonestlymirror · 7 months

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#THIS MADE ME CRACK IN HALF #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #jjk leaks #jjk 236 #gojo satoru #nanami kento #nanago

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rishiguro · 1 year

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JJK MEN TEXTING YOU WHEN THEY‘RE ALONE WITH YOUR BABY

ft. toji; nanami; yuuji; megumi; gojo

a/n: seriously, i‘d only leave kento alone with my kid

warnings: pet names (“babe”, “darling”). reader gets referred to as mommy in nanami’s. mention of beer in toji‘s.

#₊❏❜ ⋮jujutsukaisen #jjk x reader #jujutsu kaisen #jjk headcanons #nanami x reader #jjk smau #jjk fluff #jjk crack #toji x reader #gojo x reader #yuuji x reader #megumi x reader #jujutsu kaisen x reader #jjk imagines #jjk texts

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banananami · 7 months

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“wanna fuck?” (JJK Men Texts!)

A/N: Last one is based off a meme / slight ooc

MINORS DNI MATURE CONTENT

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vitchimage · 2 years

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Y/N: What are you thinking about?

Nanami: How beautiful you are.

Y/N, flustered: Oh haha—

Nanami: Why are you laughing? I'm being serious.

#fluff #x reader #jujutsu kaisen nanami #jjk nanami #nanami kento x reader #nanami kento #crack #jujutsu kaisen nanami kento #nanami x reader #nanami crack

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satoruluvies · 12 days

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telling them that you'll be hanging out with someone they don't know; jjk men

includes: gojo, geto, nanami, choso, toji and sukuna

» requested !

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celestie0 · 1 month

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Some headcanons about Kickoff college!Gojo, please!

hellooo my love i’m so sorry this took me a while i wanted to post ch9 first!

kickoff!gojo headcanons pt.1 unserious & fluffy edition lol

ᰔ these headcanons are based off of my fanfic “kickoff” which is about popular frat boy soccer college athlete gojo lol & there are spoilers below ᰔ for my kickoff readers: most of these are so unserious and/or fluffy (not rly much nsfw) hope u enjoy!!

kickoff!gojo who almost got arrested once for running away from the cops. he wasn’t even in trouble for anything they just started chasing him bc he started running 😭

kickoff!gojo whose primary love language is physical touch and so all of the times he’s had to NOT touch you has driven him absolutely fuckin nuts. positively BONKERS he’s practically been lobotomized by the restraint he’s had to exercise to not touch you

kickoff!gojo whose frat once hosted a date auction to raise money for rush and gojo singlehandedly raised $20k in one night from the bidding bachelorettes (and bachelors)🧍🏻‍♀️he has yet to go on all of those dates he owes them 😅 he runs away anytime his frat president tries to bring it up LOL

kickoff!gojo who is actually a pretty decent student, i mean he’s a business major so womp womp ofc he’s getting by just fine. i think his favorite class he’s ever taken was freshman year econ bc him and todo got into sm shit in that class and it's some of his fondest memories

kickoff!gojo who was literally picturing a life with you on the italian countryside when you were telling him about it. self inserted to the MAX

kickoff!gojo who is always the first to like all of your film photography slideshows on instagram because he has your post notifs on :”) you and messi are the only ppl he’s got post notifs on for 🤣

kickoff!gojo who thought he would be okay with watching your life from afar, through small pictures on his phone, but the thought devastated him more n more w every waking minute

kickoff!gojo who realized that having you wrapped in his arms at the end of ch9 was the closest thing he’s felt to peace since before the night his father passed away

kickoff!gojo who hasn’t really kept too much memoribilia of his father since a lot of the memories are painful for him, but he’s kept that old soccer ball w his dad’s signature n word of love for his mom on it

kickoff!gojo who wouldnt have been able to get through the trauma of losing his father if suguru wasn’t there by his side. he would’ve really lost himself, and would’ve given up on soccer if not for suguru's support. he's truly really grateful for him

kickoff!gojo who knows what his sun, moon & rising signs are because he’s been ran through 🙄 smh. WHORE

kickoff!gojo who plays for charity soccer tournaments on the weekends whenever he can 🫶🏼💕 he loves it bc there’s less pressure to play super well & also he loves getting to meet the people that the events are helping out

kickoff!gojo who has a massive sex drive (he got that athlete testosterone 😔🤚🏼) esp around someone he genuinely likes AHEM YOU so beware that if you start dating him he’s gonna beg you to put it on him at least 15 times a day and you’ll have to reject him 13.5 times

kickoff!gojo who is not ready to be a father at ALL at this point in his life but he’s thought ab how nice it would be to teach his kids how to play soccer someday :”) he’s givin me girl dad vibes tho, and you just KNOW he’s gonna be cheering on his lil girls when they’re tearing through the little league w their sparkly princess tiaras & tutus on 😤 he’d be the little league coach for sure LMAO

also little league coach!gojo would 100% promise to let the kiddos shave his head if they win the championship game 😭 i can just imagine you yelling at him when he randomly comes home bald one day

kickoff!nanami&choso&suguru who would be such protective soccer uncles to yours and gojo's duaghters. not a single boy would ever get NEAR those girls i'm telling youuu. pls pray for them haha

kickoff!gojo who figured out you were mina’s roommate through a little bit of facebook stalking. and yes, he scrolled all the way down to your embarrassing middle school photos. and yes, he still likes you despite seeing them. more, even, when he thinks about it. also, he’s pissed you had a digimon themed 9th birthday party and you didn’t invite him 😒 what’s up w that

kickoff!gojo & kickoff!choso who once illegally played an off-season tourney abroad in spain for a lump sum lmfaoo and it was a pretty decent cut of cash. but shhhh dont tell the NCAA ab that pls or else they’re fucked 💀

this is all i could think of rn haha thank you anon for the ask and hope you enjoyed them <333

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