nandor the relentless did not spend the entire dinner looking longingly at guillermo as laszlo talks about love for one of you breeders to say this season is not good/has no arc. the arc is guillermo girlbossing his way into getting his back blown out by a 700 year old dumb as shit vampire
like nandor is genuinely THE character of all time. he is a bloodthirsty killing machine, warlord of the ottoman empire, supernatural man-eater. he looms, a foreboding presence, tall and broad and dark and also he's a fucking dork.
he drinks blood from sippy cups. he's a horse girl. he forgets people can be Not bisexual. he calls cobwebs spider houses. his love language is gift giving. he stands with the little t-rex arms. he gets pouty and whiny when he doesnt have someone hold his hand and tuck him into bed. he hyperfocused on the macarena for an entire year. he loves american basketball. he wore a bob seger shirt with cowboy boots and no pants.
who else is out here doing it like him? absolutely no one.
obsessed with the way guillermo says “if you’re scared of me right now” to nandor after he asks guillermo to accompany him on his journey. the fact that he takes off the crucifix as he says it. cause like yeah he wants nandor to remember that he is powerful and even capable of hurting him but his goal isn’t to terrify him. he doesn’t want nandor to be nice out of fear. he doesn't want nandor to care because he feels pressured to do so. he doesn’t want his respect to be based only on the van helsing blood and the weapon in his hands. what he really wants is for nandor to remember that they are equals. he wants nandor to want him back, but he needs it to be genuine