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Guillermo what were YOU doing at the devil's sacrament??
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ID: 1. Waist up of The Guide and Nandor on a mottled peach background. The Guide leans toward him, twirling her hair with a free hand, and asks flirtatiously, "So are you a big spoon or a little spoon?" Nandor looks over questioningly while twiddling his hands. 2. Waist up of Nandor from the Guide's POV as he turns toward her and looms with an imperious grin, pressing his fingers to his chest. He replies, "I'm a knife." Laszlo and Nadja stand in the background behind him with Guillermo passing by behind them. In unison, all three turn their heads toward The Guide and say "He's a little spoon." 3. Repeat. Nandor whips his head toward the three, cheeks flushed and mouth screwed up in embarrassment. Nadja and Laszlo turn their heads toward Guillermo questioningly. Guillermo looks away awkwardly, face red and sweating. /end ID
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I FINISHED SEASON 5, AND IM DYING INSIDE😭
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based on that one malcolm in the middle scene
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Cold war in Staten Island
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They’re watching the wedding planner together
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There is only one conclusion Silvia could have come to.
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ID: 1. Hips up of Guillermo and his mother, wearing their clothes from s5e10. Silvia has a photo album labeled 1990-2000 under her arm. She grins with a raised brow and leans in toward Guillermo, hand cupped around her mouth, to say "Mijo, tu novio es un poquito mayor, pero me gusta. ¡Tan guapo!" English translation: My son, your boyfriend is a little old, but I like him. So handsome!" Guillermo startles at her words, flushed and staring, stuttering back in Spanglish, "Me- huh?!"
2. Repeat, zoom out slightly as Nandor, wearing his clothes from s5e10, leans into frame with his hands twiddling together and asks, "What did she say?" Guillermo reddens further and whips towards his mother, frantically covering her mouth with both hands, much to her confusion. He glares as Nandor over his shoulder, flustered, and shouts "Nothing!! What did you say?!" (emphasis on you) /End ID
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Nandor probably: Dear Diary, I believe Guillermo to be a witch, for he has bewitched me. His curly locks and rugged facial hair has cast a spell upon me. I am suffering greatly.
Not as much as Derek though, fucking guy.
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