#napkin: *exists*

[myuminji]

Someone asked from prev post if Vash gets 6 kisses in total for the donuts he ate so I'd like to expand further on the fact that ww will literally sit next to him with a box of donuts and wait for him to take one to kiss him everytime he did so

#the more you know #ww will let his ass cry his heart out and just sit there chillin #also prepared with tissue and ltr on say ''wipe yer snot outta yer face you're a mess needle noggin'' #wait does tissue exist there....napkin or cloth ig #myuminjiart #vashwood

[v1model]

i got bored while skipping class

#v1model #ultrakill #v1 ultrakill #ultrakill v1 #gabriel ultrakill #ultrakill gabriel #gabv1el #watercolor #i hate watercolor fun fact #paint and watercolor are the banes of my existence im not a patient person #i covered half of the page btw because the rest was really shitty. Also bc i like my napkin :]

[corntort]

doodles from last night before my migraine killed me instantly

paste belongs to @roposhipin and snowdrift yall already know belings to @icedcheetah

#THERES A MOURNING DOVE RIGHT OUTSIDE MY WINDOW HIIII <3 #i think thats a mourning dove its call sounds a little different from the ooohooo hoooo hoooo hoooo hoooo #totally derailed from my thoughts i heard the call and went HIE OMG! #miiirart #doodle #stej #other ocs #vegas (my oc) #thea (my oc) #anyway i had found out literally only last night abt paste's existence and one look at him i was like ohhhhhh #him and acton sharing a similar space in my brain. acton my number 1 forever but theyre both so wet napkin #and both fucked up Big Time #both scrawny and white. paste literally so. you get me #<- the tags i was Going to ramble before totally derailed by pretty birdsong

[l-e-g-i-o-n-losh]

I love the artwork that goes into fanzines but you guys have GOT to call them something else if its a full HD artbook and ESPECIALLY if you're charging like $40 for it charity campaign or not a zine is some shit you xeroxed to illegibility and stapled together for 75 cents/$2 MAX

#songs that the hyades shall sing #sorry for this im generally good with reassignment of language #but we NEED to preserve and value art forms specifically for the poor and messy we CANNOT keep living with all forms of art existing only #in their most curated polished and mass marketed forms #zines are inherently cheap and amateur! not that you cant develop skills in zines but they are something anyone can pick up and try not #perfect professionally published industry standard stuff #you can make a zine on a napkin with free restaurant crayons! the next time i see like a junk sculpture or a sharpie doodle with #1000000 comments saying 'where can i BUY this' i will explode

[hyp3rfixation-h3ll]

zac as a character was made entirely too soon for his time. conceptualized in the age of the twink but you KNOW if he was a human he'd have a soft muscular dad-bod and he'd be cute as FUCK . he was truly ahead of his time

#pacman and the ghostly adventures tag ! 🟡🍒 #pacman and the ghostly adventures #zac pmatga #i am a special type of completely unhinged about that man #i will die on the hill of “if he was made in the age of bandit heeler there would be more fanart of him” #and personally i feel as if an injustice has been made #WHERE IS MY GJINKA FANART OF ZAC WHERE HE'S DOING MUNDANE DAD THINGS. AND HE'S CHUBBY AND CUTE #you guys are so caught up in loving the burnt mcdonalds napkin twink #that you all have forgotten that WE LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE CUTE CHUBBY DAD CHARACTER EXISTS . *AND* HE LOVES HIS WIFE AND KID #plEAAAAAAASE #im gonna be normal about this all night (im not im gonna be sad about it #i fawn over him every day gordon!

[pretentiouswreckingball]

I’m so

#PISSED OFF #GOD I HATE THIN PAPPER NAPKINS SO MUCH #LIKE WHY DO THEY EXIST THEY DONT DO SHIT THEY KEEP BREAKING OFF WHY THEY MAKE THEM #and what do you mean it’s the same as the thick ones??? that it doesn’t matter since we’re going to throw them away??? #Why do keep on living if we’re going to die anyway??? STOP SAYING STUPID SHIT #GAAAAAD IS NOT THE SAME YOU SHITHEAD #vent post #you’re so fucking mad because we’re using too many so you think is not worth to buy the good quality ones so you buy the cheap ones??? #are yo hearing yourself??? why do keep buying eggs? milk? bread? we’re going to consume it anyways so what’s the deal #just say you’re a fucking asshole and MOVE ON

[vyragosa]

i have been touched by god’s grace today

#COMMENSAL SOFT CORAL CRAB? #THEY EXIST. #fucking unbelievable. #i want a sea water tank so fucking badly but i never maintained one before #bites a napkin and rips it

[bylertruther]

sorry for being that guy but absolving a character of any and all flaws or accountability and ignoring the parts of canon that are proof that this character is (thankfully) complex and human aka capable of making mistakes and doing good and being smart in some ways and dumb in others and so on and so forth is just like. sorry but i always imagined that to be the most boring way to enjoy a character and yet.........................

#personally i love when characters are intelligent and idiotic and mean and kind and i like when something isn't their fault and when #sometimes it is very much their fault and so on and so forth blah blah. just like how ppl are in real life. #live and let live i don't care what anyone does unless it's hurting people and this isn't but in my eyes ...... #it's like i've just watched someone be handed a beautiful delicious chili cheese dog and they go ''thank you'' but then proceed to #scrape off all of the chili cheese and wipe the wiener down with a napkin to get all the remaining seasoning off and then switch out #the bun to a dry one. like girl what's the point of getting a chili cheese dog if you're jus gonna do all tht..... jus get a hot dog.. 🤨 #i think my fandom life would be so much easier if i enjoyed characters like dustin. or enjoyed media tht was 100% lighthearted all #the time with no fucked up characters in it. but alas.... i am forever fascinated by the cunty freakazoids.... 😔 #the dichotomy tht exists within certain characters is The Point. you'd think tht ppl would be happy tht characters aren't one dimensional #but apparently that's what many someones actually prefer lol #i stay scrolling through the tags just scratching my head looking like my icon like girl............. whatter u talkin about.... #i swear it rly makes me wanna jus go through whatever show it is this time and reblog their post with screenshots of all the scenes tht #contradict their bold statement #but im not THAT annoying so i jus sit and stew in silence.......... well. semi silence bc here i am talking abt it but—

[mismess]

Me constantly having my favorite random character stumble upon Napkin and wonder where this baby came from is all fun and games until you think about it and it actually insinuates that Scotty is like. Constantly misplacing his baby

#Napkin simply sneaks away they don't know how he does it #they strapped him into his baby carrier but he managed to blink out of existence within a second of not looking at him #talk #shhh still asleep

[ghostzzy]

it’s not a lie. sister to sleep is actually gonna happen holy hell

#we have ONE! recording !! of this song!! in existence!! #FROM 20 YEARS AGO #and it wasn’t finished!! #they had to sit down and write this fucking song from a napkin scrap #i’m gonna be sick #izzy.txt #mcr

[doodlboy]

Uhhh

#did i tell yall im still eatjng that bagel i posted abt 6 hours agi? #i keep forgettjng jt exists and then seeing it on its lil napkin next to me like 'oh shit!!! a bagel!!!' #then take a single bite. put it doen and forget it exists again #it'sjust a raw bagle too i didnt toast it or put cream chese. its not even cut #its like the worls toughest donut #anyway bideo games time maybe if i don't die #xoxo mwahghh #elliot rambles

[artfulusername]

Okay. In Disney's Beauty and the Beast, there's a lyric Mrs. Potts sings in "Be Our Guest" that has decided to haunt me.

"I've had the napkins freshly pressed."

Some of those napkins are people. Do they...enjoy being pressed? What's that even like for them? When they become people again, how are their previous pressings going to affect them psychologically? Are they going to crave things like weighted blankets or was being pressed a traumatic experience?

I know I'm overthinking it, but I just had to get it out of my brain.

Enjoy!

#Tegan Talks #Beauty and the Beast #Disney's Beauty and the Beast #Disney #I took a few moments to ponder the existence of people who were turned into napkins #It happens

[tortellinigirl]

hmmm something fun is that it is so so so hard to leave my house unless someone else is with me, so that seems healthy and not concerning at all. very normal that i can't get up and drive to the store to buy shampoo

#i think its just the thought of having to like choose what to wear and choose which store to go to and choose which shampoo to get #and ill have to be in public the entire time #idk ever since covid started and we had that long period where we didnt see anyone or go anywhere #ive been slowly losing all ability to exist in society #i used to be personable and now im a wet napkin on the sidewalk

[angelicmemo]

My life is quiet. Why do I still feel this?

#nothing is HAPPENING to make me anxious #if anything the few things i do have going on are good ones #im not overworked or going through some big life event or whatever im just existing and doing it Wrong #im not in a fight or struggling in any real way #but its like my brain is constantly vibrating out of my head #im shaky and stuttery and its been POINTED OUT that i seem off #but i dont know what it is #i dont know how to exist in a calm no pressure environment and its ruining me #ive almost broken video game controllers with the force it takes me to hold them and play without Being Weird ive ripped napkins and recipts #literally into shreds without realising im doing it #im so concious of my body and of physically existing within a space #nothing is wrong but i am so overwhelmingly anxious all the time i just cant seem to stop it #maybe i need to up my meds #but that feels so stupid and temporary like what am i meant to say #oh hi doctors nothing has happened but i feel like a pathetic shaking dog can you help me #i WANT to be around people #i want to play games and talk and watch things and feel comfortable in other peoples prescence without having to entertain them and i get SO #many chances and oppurtunities too like !!! i live with my best friends! this should be perfect! but i still cant do it #they reassure me literally constantly but my brain and anxiety just spins around in circles and then i talk about how im sorry this happens #so much that i feel that i should stop saying things because theyve heard this all before #and then they reassure me about THAT and then it happens again and again and again because my stupid brain just wont shut up #their experiance of me gets lessened and dimmer every time i dont do it right and eventually theyre going to wonder why they even keep me #around #again nothing has HAPPENED #theres not a big event or trauma to talk through im just existing in the world and it is so uncomfortable for me #i hate it i hate it i hate it #personal #tw/ negative thoughts

[jaythelay]

Bro I will never understand, and will always cringe, at people slapping fucking high poly models into a low poly world.

Half Life had mods that did this, where everything looked OUSTANDINGLY OUT OF PLACE, with little to no artistry, purely just high poly counts, no love, no artistic ability, just, able to recreate a gun perfectly.

Then Ocarina of Time's PC port is doing the same and I honest to god will never understand how people can look at half the fuckin' assets in the game and think it would look good.

It never fuckin' does.

And making videos about it is genuinely, Genuinely, pathetic. Absolute Nothing Burger all around, a waste of a creative piece.

and then for some reason the OOT community is DEAD SET on having the fucking Deku Shield, you know, the Wooden Shield that Burns and makes Wood Sounds? The Wooden Shield? Should be the fucking Hero Shield, the Metal One that Doesn't Burn or make Wood Sounds, the deku shield, when all anyone would've fucking wanted was a god damn sword mod.

But no!

People make some of the dumbest of fuckest shit something, and while I'm all for it, I fuckin' HATE when THEY'RE ALL YOU HAVE TO WORK WITH.

So instead of having a deku shield and Hero Sword/Razor Sword, here I am, having to Unpack their shitty mod, Fix their shitty mod, Re-Pack it, but only as a mod, FOR the mod, which means it requires both, and after a full days effort of navigating the genuinely moronic Discord Server for the damn port, Finally, I got it all to work.

All they had to do, was not the inherently stupid thing. But here we are, where...for some reason people really, really like the inherently stupid thing.

Point is stop slapping high poly models into low poly worlds you absolute fucking specimen to be examined. Stop making Wooden Shit into Faux Metal. Fuck.

#rant #ship of harkinian #absolutely great work but dear fucking god get the FUCK off of discord #jesus CHRIST like why is this a trend? #why the fuck are forums not used but instead the infinitely shakier far easier to lose discord server #literally #the entire #Pikmin #Modding community #exists on ONE discord server #if that server goes down you literally lose EVERY mod #EVERY #FUCKING #MOD #For Pikmin games #because these dipshits REALLY want to have their golden coins stored on a wet piece of fucking napkin

[scrimple]

cleaning up blood with tim horton’s napkins 😭😭😭

#bunny talks #988blr #988twt #block don’t report #GIRL HELP THE FIUKKFIFNFTIM HOROYNS I’m going to cry #i tried using the bag too before i remembered napkins exist. so true and real