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illustratus · 24 days
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Napoleon's Tomb by Horace Vernet
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empirearchives · 1 year
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The Three Graces (details) by Antonio Canova, 1814-17
Regarded internationally as a masterpiece of neoclassical European sculpture, The Three Graces was carved in Rome by Antonio Canova (1757 – 1822) between 1814 and 1817 for an English collector. This group of three mythological sisters was in fact a second version of an original – one commissioned by Joséphine de Beauharnais, first wife of Napoleon Bonaparte.
Canova is now widely recognised as one of the greatest European artists of his day, but from the mid-19th century onwards his reputation suffered, partly because of what was seen as the problematic relationship between his work and ancient sculpture. The great German scholar Gustav Waagen commented dourly on The Three Graces in his extensive survey of works of art in British collections of 1854: "But however attractive the tender and masterly finish of the dazzling white marble, the pretty but insipid character of the heads cannot gratify a taste familiar with the antique".
Source: V&A Museum
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aquitainequeen · 10 months
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Ridley Scott: I made a film about two rival officers constantly duelling throughout and in the aftermath of the Napoleonic Wars, and now I've actually done a film about Napoleon!
Me: Great! Could you also do a film about Baron Dominique Jean Larrey, a vital innovator in European battlefield surgery and triage, often considered the first military surgeon; who pioneered the ambulance volantes ("Flying ambulances") to quickly transport wounded men from the battlefield, effectively creating a forerunner of the modern MASH units; co-led the team that performed one of the first accurately recorded pre-anaesthetic mastectomies in Western medicine; was spotted helping wounded men while under heavy fire during the Battle of Waterloo by the Duke of Wellington who purposefully ordered for his soldiers not to fire in Larrey's direction; and when captured by the Prussians after the battle was about to be executed on the spot when he was recognised by one of the German surgeons, who pled for his life because he had saved the life of Field Marshall Blücher's son some years earlier?
Ridley Scott:
Ridley Scott: Um.
Me: Yeah. Didn't think so.
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Theodorus: Sit down.
Mozart: Nobody tells me what to do!
MC: Please sit down.
Mozart: *immediately sits down*
#ikevamp#ikemen vampire#ikevamp theo#ikevamp mozart#ikevamp theodorus#ikevamp mc#ikevamp incorrect quotes#i love when theo and mozart are. THE cattiest bitches#ill be in my grave before i forget them roasting each other within an inch of their lives#literally the only thing that made it better was isaac going 'for the love of god shut it' out of nowhere#man the way i can imagine sebas in the background like keeping a tally of each banger line for each member of the mansion#you know like in the anastasia movie??? the statistics may surprise you#mozart isaac and theo are in the lead#I call them the Sweet and Salty crew and I think the name is self-explanatory#why ask for salt when you can just tap mozart on the shoulder--#the second gang is Comte Sebas and Napoleon and I call them Glamorous Petty and Better Than You#will throw down verbally at any point but are not usually the initiators#will say that Comte may seem like a surprising one but like. in my defense#a good 70% of his interactions with people is him just. lowkey roasting under the radar#just because I need a magnifying glass don't mean it don't happen--#the third group is Leo Dazai and Jeanne--tempted to call them Tall Dark and Spicy#and I feel like they don't have much of an impulse to choose violence so their insults are few and far in between#however. when they hit they hit HELLA and it's amazing#arthur i'm torn because like#he's usually the one shaking his ass to be roasted???? so im not really sure he'd have much of a tally (charles is basically the same)#faust is in Sweet and Salty and I will not be taking any constructive criticism. man is the definition of hot and cold and i love it for him#vlad and shakespeare i will say are in the Glamorous gang#don't bother asking me about vincent because I would never insult the mansion's angel that way. the number is microscopic#he has his own category because he only ever zings Theo or on the very rare occasion he gets pissed#i feel vincent's power level cannot be conveyed by the limits of the mere mortal mind...
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joachimnapoleon · 1 year
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Innocently browsing the PlayStation Store after work and—
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What fresh hell is this?
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Scrolling down to the screenshots to see how much worse this can get—
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They want $23.49 for this, and I just don’t hate myself enough to pay it.
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Battle of Waterloo Skeletons Uncovered in Belgium
Skeletons of soldiers who died at the Battle of Waterloo in Belgium in 1815 have been unearthed by archaeologists.
Experts say the discoveries are "incredibly rare" on a Napoleonic battlefield and further excavation is under way to learn more.
Teams found remains of humans and horses in the dig, which resumed this year for the first time since 2019.
"We won't get any closer to the harsh reality of Waterloo than this," said one of the project's directors.
Prof Tony Pollard, director of the Centre for Battlefield Archaeology at the University of Glasgow and an archaeological director at the Waterloo 
Uncovered charity, has been closely involved in the excavations.
"I've been a battlefield archaeologist for 20 years and have never seen anything like it," he added.
The Battle of Waterloo, fought on 18 June 1815, marked the end of the Napoleonic Wars.
A French army under the command of Napoleon was defeated by British-led forces, led by the Duke of Wellington, allied with a Prussian army led by Field Marshal von Blücher.
Historians describe the battle as an epic turning point in European history which put an end to Napoleon's ambition to rule much of Europe.
It also reshaped Britain's relationship with the continent.
Among the finds in the latest dig, the remains of three amputated limbs were uncovered at Mont-Saint-Jean farm, which was the site of the Duke of Wellington's main field hospital during the battle.
Tens of thousands died in the fighting, but few remains have been found. 
According to contemporary accounts, large numbers of bones were collected, ground down and used as fertiliser on farms.
The team will continue its excavations until 15 July and hopes to make more discoveries before then.
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captainknell · 1 year
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So I was writing about Pere Lachaise Cemetery and I noticed something odd when I was checking which marshals are buried there. This is a list of the ones who are not. (Is this the cause of my dreams about ghost marshals??)
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I double checked in David Buttery's book, Napoleon's Paris and Augereau is not listed so this website was right in saying he's buried elsewhere but no location is listed so that leads me to believe... that he's still alive 😱
But seriously, does anyone know where he was buried?
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On this anniversary of the passing of "Infant Graves," I thought I might pose a question to you that (by some chance) you might know the answer: what was the cause of Simcoe's death?
I've read the usual biographical publications about his life, but I have yet to come across any discussion on what killed Simcoe. I know he had a combination of health issues throughout his life (e.g., asthma; migraines; battle wounds; etc.); however, during the journey to Portugal, something affected him so seriously that it was deemed necessary to rush him back to England. What could have possibly caused him to decline so rapidly?
(If there are any primary and/or secondary sources discussing this, I'd be interested in reading them!)
Thanks for letting me pick your brain. :)
Hello there, my fellow friend of the Man with the Urns!
[edit: dear @copper-haired-cuddlebug, can we also talk about how "Infant Graves" bespeaks just how infamously tone deaf Samuel Graves actually was? Calling his baby godson Infant Graves...]
It's an interesting question, and I can only give as precise an answer as speculations based on what little material we have allow. However, there are some clues from Simcoe's letters that his biographer Mary Beacock-Fryer cites in her work.
It seems like generally speaking, his health was taking a turn for the worse in 1805-1806. I would guess that the main complaint he was struggling with was his asthma or rather, the lasting effect this at the time largely untreatable disease had had on his respiratory system and general health.
Both Simcoe and his wife knew he was not well when he received the offer of the Portuguese mission, but he went anyway. What makes his decision even more tragic is that he initially toyed with the thought of refusing and staying home:
I cannot hesitate a moment in saying that the command therein pointed out is not suited to my inclination nor to that experience nor sort of ability that I believe myself to possess.
John Graves Simcoe to Thomas Grenville, 27 July 1806, in: Beacock Fryer, Mary: John Graves Simcoe 1752-1806: A Biography, Toronto 1998, p. 241.
In the end, I assume what caused him to go was his desire for public recognition of his services to the country- he had before had entertained high hopes of receiving a title just before embarking on the journey to Upper Canada, and his stint in Haiti fighting for a cause he as a private citizen detested was (also due to his ill health, which almost landed him in hot water for supposed desertion) very brief. Quite likely, he saw a chance to finally earn the public laurels he, who had devoted his career to the higher cause he deemed was serving his country, had so long covetted.
Interestingly, Beacock Fryer mentioned that his family (i.e. his wife and the oldest daughters) thought he was in a solid enough state of health to go to India, but not to travel to Portugal on short notice.
And so he went. On 2 September, he wrote several letters home, one of them to his eldest daughter, Eliza, claiming he was feeling better after having had to be brought ashore at Coimbra to convalesce. To Elizabeth, he wrote:
[...] & well I did so, for I was seized with the asthmatic paroxysm on my return, which lasted seven hours, during which period I exhausted the whole artillery of medicine for my recovery, but being skilfully attended by the faculty, & most affectionately nursed by my friends & servants, I thank God that I am perfectly convalescent.
John Graves Simcoe to Elizabeth Posthuma Simcoe, 2 September 1806, in: Beacock Fryer, Mary: John Graves Simcoe 1752-1806: A Biography, Toronto 1998, p. 243.
Clearly, Simcoe was only telling half the truth, in order not to alarm his wife and children. Despite receiving treatment from a naval surgeon, the voyage had badly affected his health. Again writing to Elizabeth, he identified the causes of his illness as the "Hurry of the voyage", having been made to share a single cabin with 8 men and most interestingly, mentions the HMS Illustrious, the ship in which he was travelling, was being painted with "white lead on the outside & verdigris [a green colour produced by oxydated copper] within" while on voyage to Portugal.
Paint fumes were known to be health hazards, so I am quite surprised that Simcoe, whose ill health was not a secret, was put aboard HMS Illustrious of all ships.
Interestingly, we have a letter from his quasi-mother-in-law, Margaret Graves, talking about the dangers of paint fumes in relation to her house rennovations half a year after Simcoe's death:
I have been sleeping on two Sophas in the great Drawing Room for this month past and when I shall have the comfort to repose on a Bed again I cannot exactly say. I do sit in my Library again but at the hazard of my health for it stinks of pain[t] like poison.
Margaret Graves to Eliza Simcoe, April 1807, in: Bath History Volume VII - 1998; Arnold, Hillary: Genteel Widows of Bath - I - Mrs Margaret Graves and her Letters froms Bath, 1793-1807, p. 90.
Exposed to poisonous substances and being made to share closely confined quarters with eight people, likely causing the cabin to be stuffy and overheated (which is a common asthma trigger) would certainly have had an ill effect on a person whose health can be described as frail at best.
While perhaps not quite as impactful as these factors, I wonder whether the voyage itself played a part, too. To me, it seems rather interesting that Simcoe did not join the Navy to follow in the footsteps of his father and godfather, the latter of whom without question would have helped him establish a successful career as he had also done for his nephews. His decision to join the Army might be indicative of his mother and godfather, and maybe Simcoe himself, having been anxious that life aboard ship might be too strenouous for him.
On 25 September, the Earl of St. Vincent, commander of the mission, was aware of Simcoe's health now failing irreparably, and sent him home in the same vessel he had come in. Simcoe thus spent another four weeks among the paint fumes of HMS Illustrious before at last arriving in Tor Bay almost a month later.
From there, he was transported upriver to Exeter, where he was taken to the house of Archdeacon Moore. At the time, Elizabeth and their two oldest daughters Eliza and Charlotte had been in London, making purchases for the family's future move to India. They hastened to Exeter and arrived just in time to be able to say goodbye to him. Their other children, some of whom were staying with friends, could only be notified of their father's death afterwards.
I often wonder what might have been, had Simcoe decided not to go to Portugal; we know that he was quite happy and healthy when at home in Devon, and perhaps, if he had remained there, he may have lived a little longer, and not died in circumstances that came with such a tragic abrubtness that came to haunt the entire family for the next generation.
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working on the Napoleon spooktastic prompt request and guess what? it’s murder fairies. None of you should be shocked. 
I’m mostly using this as an excuse to get back into my revamp of that story. This time with 100% more Wellesley. 
I might do another Napoleon prompt that is set elsewhere. Like Berthier and Napoleon Encountering the Horrors. 
Berthier: the Horrors are interfering with my ability to run things effectively. 
Napoleon: idk I kind of like the Horrors. 
Josephine: put the Horrors back where you found them, so help me God. 
Metternich: how the fuck are you all so calm about the Horrors? 
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xinanigans · 5 months
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I saw a tiktok video of someone cosplaying Napoleon in front of his grave and I genuinely stopped to wonder what his reaction would’ve been
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Horatio Nelson: Adm. Villeneuve’s Death (part 45)
Horatio Nelson: Adm. Villeneuve’s Death (part 45)
Admiral Villeneuve was in Rennes, awaiting instructions from to the Minister of Marine, when he was found dead in his room at the Hôtel de la Patrie, with six stab wounds in his left lung and one in his heart inflicted with an ordinary table-knife with a black handle. They found a farewell letter to his wife and, next to it, some packets of money, each marked with the name of the recipient (his…
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empirearchives · 11 months
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Marshals of the First French Empire buried at Père Lachaise Cemetery
Yesterday was the anniversary of the opening of the Père Lachaise Cemetery in Paris in 1804. @captainknell mentioned that they’re interested in seeing the tombs of the Marshals who are buried there and I realized that I actually have some pics of them. These are not all the Napoleonic figures buried there; not even close! There are actually quite a few notable figures buried at this cemetery.
Credit to the amazing photographer: Stéphane Charton-Thomas.
Marshal Suchet:
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Marshal Grouchy:
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Marshal Saint-Cyr:
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Marshal Lefebvre:
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Marshal Davout:
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Marshal Ney:
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Marshal Masséna:
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Marshal Kellermann:
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burningvelvet · 4 months
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being a romantic era poet: a quick how-to guide
walk around in nature contemplating Things. start hiking, swimming, sailing, rowing, shooting, riding, etc. for inspiration
be obsessed with the french revolution and related enlightenment-era figures like rousseau, voltaire, mary wollstonecraft, and madame de staël. be more disappointed by napoleon bonaparte than you are by your own father. 
speaking of fathers, your parents and most of your other relatives are all either dying or dead or emotionally abusive. if you have any siblings (full, half, step, or adopted) who DIDN'T die tragically already, then you may choose to be close to them. you also may end up being much TOO close to them. various circumstances may also ban you from seeing them. 
be at least slightly touched by madness and/or some other severe illness(es) including but not limited to: consumption, horrors, syphilis, deformities, lameness, terrors, piles, boils, pox, allergies, coughing, sleep abnormalities, gonorrhea, etc. — for which you must take frequent bed rest and copious amounts of Laudanum (opium derivation)
consider foregoing meat and adopting a vegetable diet instead to purify the spirits. you may also abstain from alcohol for the same reasons. alternatively, you may attempt the veggie diet, end up rejecting it, and becoming a rampant alcoholic instead. in romanticism there is no healthy medium between abstinence and excess.
reject, or at least heavily criticize, christianity. refuse to get married in a church and consider becoming a fervent champion of atheism. alternatively, you may embrace catholicism, but only on an aesthetic basis. eastern religions and minority religions are also acceptable, only because they piss off the christians. 
if you’re not a self-hating member of the aristocracy and instead have to work for a living, do something that allows you to benefit society, be creative, and/or contemplate life. viable options include, but are not limited to: apothecarist, doctor, teacher, preacher, lawyer, farmer, printmaker, publisher, editor. there is also the possibility of earning a few coins from your art. if you were cursed to be born a She, no worries. we believe in equality. you may choose from these occupations: wife, nanny, housekeeper, spinster, amanuensis (copy writer for a man), lady’s companion, divorced wife, singer/actress/escort, widow, regular escort, tutor, or housewife. 
speaking of sexist institutions, try rejecting marriage entirely. Declare your eternal devotion to your lover by having sex with them on your mother’s grave instead.
if you do get married — elope, and only let it be for necessary financial reasons, or to try and save a teenage girl from her controlling family, or out of true love with someone you view as your intellectual equal, or because your life is so racked with scandals and debt that you can only clear your name by matrimony to a wealthy religious woman as your last resort before fleeing the country.
After marriage, quickly assert your belief in the powers of free love and bisexuality by taking extramarital lovers and suggesting your spouse follow suit. If they cannot keep up with your intellectual escapades then consider leaving them. Later on, propose a platonic friendship with them following the separation, or beg them for reconciliation.
If your marriage is happy, try moving in with another bohemian couple to shake things up. Alternatively, you may die before the wedding for dramatic effect.
If you beget children (whether in or out of marriage, makes no matter), do society a favor by choosing to raise them with your beliefs. Consider adopting orphan children, or even non-orphan children. If their parents are poor enough they probably won’t mind. Try kidnapp— I mean adopting — children off the side of the road if you can. 
DIE but do it creatively. ideally young. ideas: prophecy your own death, lead an army into war and then die right before your first battle and on your deathbed curse everyone and demand to see a witch, write a will leaving money to your mistresses or some random young man you have an unrequited romantic obsession with, carry a copy of your dead friend's poetry and read it right before you drown so that your washed up corpse can only be identified by his book in your pocket, die while staring at your lover's shriveled up heart that you keep wrapped up in a copy of his own poetry and then be buried with it, die of the poet's illness (consumption) while your artist friend draws you and then be buried with your lover's writing, get mysteriously poisoned (by yourself) after a series of scandals and accidents and then have your family announce that you were killed by god, die from romanticizing poverty or receiving bad reviews from literary critics, die from walking or horseback riding in the cold and the rain while poeticizing, etc.
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gauloiseblue · 2 months
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TF141 + König, Graves, Alejandro | Body Worship
[+18 | Adult Content MDNI]
Every healthy couple has done body worship to some degree, whether through compliments or something that's done behind closed doors. So when the two of you have reached that point, this is what they'll do:
Price
He'll absolutely kiss every part of your body, and his favorite spot is on the back of your knee.
In his mind, it's a reserved spot for a lover's kiss—because it could only be done in private, when the two of you lounge around.
While it's true that he prefers doing something else with you in private, he also loves kissing that particular spot, particularly when he feels like a sap, like a sentimental fool.
When you're laying on your back, he'd kiss your belly, before laying his head on your chest. He does it so often, that you'd instinctively run your fingers through his hair.
He loves doing it so much that it becomes a stress relief for him.
(One time, out of curiosity, he decided to compare his pulse before and after doing it, and his heartbeat did slow down during the cuddle)
Once, you joked that he has to find another way to destress or he'll die of a heart attack when you're gone. He didn't laugh.
Fluff aside, I think it's pretty much true that he's a giver when it comes to sex.
He's been in the position of power for so long, it's only natural for him to be in charge of everything.
(That applies to his relationship as well. Although he did tone it down, so he wouldn't end up suffocating his partner)
He'd take care of your body, and he'd make sure that nobody can make you feel like he does.
The thing about Price, is that he takes pride in knowing your body. He knows the blueprint of your pleasure like the back of his hand—he knows which button to push, and which way to make you see white.
He loves eating you out, that it almost becomes a ritual for him. And he wouldn't stop until your grip on his hair has tightened, so much so it's almost like you're trying to rip his hair out.
While he likes the term 'worship', he prefers 'giving you what you deserve'.
Also, I can picture him kissing his partner's sole or heel when he's fucking her—especially when her legs are up on his shoulder.
Gaz
He's the type of person who likes to hug his partner 24/7.
Aka, the baby monkey
He's very clingy, to the point that you can't escape from him with the excuse of 'going to the toilet'.
It's even worse when he just came back from a mission. Like, ten times worse.
He's the type that'd drag you into the shower when he's home, even though you already did it 5 minutes before. All because he misses you so much.
He knows that it annoys you sometimes, he even does it purposely just to poke fun at you, but he'd stop when you're genuinely pissed or needed space.
While he's not the type who'd worship his partner with grandiose acts, he'd shower her with compliments.
He'd tell you how much he loves your curves, or how much he wishes to be the one who hugs your body instead of clothes.
He loves his partner so much that her imperfections seem to blur in his eyes. He can't see any of her flaws, because he's blinded by love.
It might sound cheesy, but he really can't see his partner's flaws. He has no desire to search for it.
He'd be very sad if his partner didn't believe him, and he'd do anything to change her mind.
Maybe that's how the worship started
He'd call you with many nicknames, and all of them contain the word 'pretty' or something with similar meanings.
And he'll definitely abuse it in bed.
"You're so lovely when you cum like that, babe."
"Your lips are tempting me."
For some reason, I see him as someone who'd love mirror sex as a way of worship. Because he can fuck you while praising you at the same time.
(He also uses it as a punishment, especially when you don't believe him)
"Look at you. What a pretty thing you are."
And when he does it, you know he won't stop until you agree with him.
Soap
This man.
You know that post about Napoleon's letter to his wife; 'don't wash, will arrive in three days'? That's literally him.
While it's only figuratively, I do think that he doesn't mind the impropriety of it.
He's been in the army for years, with long working hours, and no time for personal care. So the smell of sweat won't bother him at all.
And he doesn't care about things that we might consider 'gross', such as hairy legs (or anywhere else, really), acne, or greasy hair. For him, it's only natural for humans to have it.
It doesn't mean that he doesn't care about hygiene. He does keep himself clean, but not too obsessed with it—mainly because he doesn't have a problem with it in the first place.
But he wouldn't mind if his partner took care of him, even though he has no idea what that toner does, or what's even moisturizer for.
Skincare aside, I do believe that he doesn't care if you don't shave. He'd still eat you out like a hungry man.
Just like Gaz, he doesn't see any of your imperfections. He just doesn't care.
In bed, he's quite dirty about it. He'd lick your sweat off your neck, and would cover your body with his cum whenever he could.
He also lets you sit on his face, until you drench him with your juice.
When the two of you had sex, he'd exhaust his endurance to its potential. Which means, you'd be covered in sweat and other fluids by the end of session.
Worry not, he'd treat you with aftercare by soaping you up in the bathtub.
Ghost
I feel like Simon would be the textbook example of body worship.
Growing up without proper care left him clueless about love, he wouldn't know how to show his affection if you didn't teach him the right way.
It might’ve felt awkward at the time, but keep in mind that he's trying his best.
It's amusing to watch though, especially when he's just started practicing. Because there'd be a time where you look at him expectantly, and he'd stand there for a full minute—trying to figure out what it means—before leaning in for a kiss.
While he looks like he's the man in charge, he actually finds solace in submission. He'll only take control when he knows that you're okay with it.
He needed a partner who's patient with him, because he'd flinch away at the slightest gesture of affection.
But beyond that point lies a loving partner. Affection won't scare him away anymore, and he won't be afraid to show it in public.
He'll kiss the tips of your fingers, your hands, or your temple tenderly.
In private, he prefers kissing the lines of your back. Trailing his kisses along your spine, and down to your lower curve.
And he'll do it with such tenderness, that it almost feels like a worship.
Did I ever tell you that he's good at massaging?
When you tell him your neck is stiff, he'll tell you to sit down immediately. He'll do such a good job on it, that he'll release all of your muscle knots in 5 minutes.
You know the joke about how men will turn a massage into sex? He's not one of them. He'll genuinely take care of you and tell you to rest.
So don't use it for that purpose, because he'd be so confused when you tease him during the massage.
In general, he wouldn't know what you want unless you say it straight to his face.
It'd change once he's comfortable with you. He'd take initiative more often, and he won't hesitate to touch you. Don't be surprised when he kisses the top of your head whenever he feels like it, even in the presence of other people.
König
This extra large size of a man is actually a scaredy cat.
He's so used to violence that he's afraid that he'd unintentionally bring it into his relationship.
One time, you hissed when he grabbed your wrist, and since then, he's afraid to touch you.
His fear pushes him to be cautious with you, and he'd treat you as if you're a porcelain.
It took about 7 weeks before he treated you like a normal person. And several days more before the two of you could get down to 'business'.
I'd like to mention something about his mask, I don't think he'd hide his face from his partner, even at the time when they've just met. He only uses it in the army, but outside of work, it's definitely off. Maybe he'd wear a mask in public, but that's it.
But since he's used to having a mask on, he sometimes forgets that other people can tell when he's looking. So when his eyes fall on your ass, you'll definitely know it.
Similar to Ghost, I do think that he needs time to learn about how to give and take. The only difference is that he has rough edges, and would definitely tease his partner.
"Don't tell me you can't reach that cupboard, maus?"
He'll definitely take advantage of his height and make fun of yours. Don't be sour about it, though. That's just his way of showing love.
He likes to pick you up, or carry you in his big arms to show the size difference. He did it so easily that he could do it with one arm, and still not break a sweat.
While he doesn't show his affection through kisses, he does it by getting on his knees.
Whenever you sit on the sofa—watching the TV, or just lounging around—he'd join you by sitting on the floor, before placing his head on your lap just like a dog.
On a rare moment, when he's feeling vulnerable, he'd lean his head against your stomach, and wrap his hands around your waist. He'd do it in such a way that people would've mistaken your stillness as something holy—as if you're a personal saint.
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Sometimes you wanted to question him about it, but you got the feeling that he'd return to his shell when you mention it to him. So you decided to keep it to yourself.
Maybe someday—if you're lucky—you'll find the answer for it.
Graves
In terms of take or give, I think he'd be pretty selfish about it. Especially when it comes to body worship.
He'll demand your affection all the time, and that applies in the bedroom as well.
He won't hesitate to push your head down, until your eyes are on the same level with the bulge on his pants. He'll be cocky about it, manhandling you and dictating you of what to do.
But here's the thing, he's very desperate for it, and you can use it against him.
If you don't mind him taking control, then go ahead. But if you don't want him to, you can literally turn things around by refusing him.
And let me tell you this; he'll do absolutely anything just to get his dick sucked.
You can ask him to kiss your feet, or buy you things, or even worse—you can humiliate him and get away with it. And when he did fulfill your demand, he'd be very submissive to you, even when you're on your knees, taking him in your mouth.
"Just like that, mon cher—" He'd moan, "Oh, yes, yes."
You can absolutely peg him, with the cost of giving him oral. Not a bad trade, right?
Outside the bedroom, he'd be critical of your fashion choices.
He'll dress you up whenever the two of you are going out, and he'll definitely hire people to take care of your hair and make-up.
"You don't like that dress? Too bad sweetheart, I already bought it for you."
(Then again, you can just threaten him with no oral, and watch him going through 5 stages of grief before he agrees with everything you say)
Aside from that, I don't think he'd do it to control you, he just wants you to have the best of everything. Because if he can't provide it to you, then what the hell is he doing?
Alejandro
As a Mexican man, he can't resist moving his body in one way or another.
Meaning, he loves to dance.
It'd be nice if you know how to dance, or at least what his dance means, but if not, he'd definitely teach you.
Think of a bird dancing as a way of courting, and you'll see his way of thinking.
He wouldn't woo you with words (although, he does have a silver tongue), or with kisses (not really, he's a great kisser as well), instead, he'd use his body to communicate his desire.
The easiest 'dance' that you can understand, is when he presses his hips onto your ass, as he sways your body—gently, and side to side—with him.
If you're not familiar with dances, worry not, he'll make sure you understand them by the end of the night.
If he pulls you to dance with him, it means he finds you interesting. If he lets you take the stage, he thinks you're beautiful. If he presses your body together, then he wants you. It's not that hard to decipher, since he's very eager to show it.
(While he prefers dancing with upbeat music, he's down for slow dancing to soft music)
You joked to him that he's always changing whenever he started to dance, and he replied with a smirk, "For better or worse?" He asked, and you couldn't answer.
Because not only he became the biggest tease, he also gave you memorabilia, in the form of copious lovemarks on your neck.
Have I ever told you that this man is obsessed with your neck?
He'd press his nose against the nape of your neck, muttering, "You'll make a slave out of me." Before placing his lips on your skin.
He likes to kiss your shoulder as well. He'd do it anywhere and everywhere, that it's become his second favorite place to kiss after your lips.
Whenever he stands behind you, you'll always catch him pressing his lips on your shoulder, absent-mindedly.
I think he's pretty much the king of body worship. Sadly, I can't describe every little thing he does to you, so I'll just leave the rest to your imagination <3
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Frev locations compile
Thought of compiling a list of frev significant locations so it can help with recommendations for anyone who happens to be travelling/visiting! This is only done to my knowledge and not a complete list, please feel free to suggest if you happen to know more locations that I completely missed!
so here is the frev pilgrimage list! Long post warning.
(Note: The items are not in any particular order)
(Note: I typed this post up a long time ago but couldn't finish, a lot of thanks to the people who helped out on contributing information and your patience with me.)
Musée Carnavalet (Paris)
This one is very obvious, it is a must go for seeing a collection of frev related artifacts and paintings, including Couthon’s wheelchair, Robespierre’s hair, the most iconic portraits etc. Also its FREE.
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Panthéon (Paris)
You can see the statue of the National Convention deputies. It doesnt have too much related to frev directly, but Rousseau and Voltaire (and Carnot…..) are interred there
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La Conciergerie (Paris)
If you want to see the Deseine bust of Robespierre, but cant go to Vizille, there is a copy of it here within Paris at the conciergerie. It is the place where most frev figures as well as Antoinette spent their last monents.
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Musée des archives nationales (Paris)
(June 2023) There is a temporary exhibit featuring frev rn which I highly recommend (also its free to go so like GO)
But beyond the temporary exhibit, I believe there are still a few things in permanent collection (Robespierre’s note book page, Antoinette’s last letter in prison, Comte d’Artois’ letter etc), including the famous 9 thermidor table that Robespierre supposedly lied on. the museum is free to visit.
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Père la Chaise (Paris)
@robespapier wrote a better post on navigating the cemetery. It helped me so much with finding the graves of Lebas, Elisabeth and Eleonore Duplay! Thank you so much for the guide!
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Rue Saint Honoré (Paris)
the current address of the Duplays household is 398 rue saint-honoré, which is now next to a louboutin store…. There is a commemorative plaque there indicating Robespierre’s residence there. Im not sure about going inside the residence….There was construction when I visited and the door was open, heres how it looks on the inside.
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SJ’s bust (Paris & Angers)
I have not visited either of the two locations yet, but you can find that white bust of Saint-Just (that seemed to be modelled after the pastel portrait in the Carnavalet) in either Petit Palais (Paris) or Galerie David d’Angers (Angers). @orpheusmori has posted some Petit Palais pictures here @robespapier has posted some Galerie David d'Angers pictures here
Marat sign (Paris)
i have an image of this plaque sitting on my phone, I forgot where it was located until @orpheusmori helped me track the location of it! It is in the Odéon area and should be in the small narrow street with the back side of Le Procope. It commemorates the location as an important area during the French Revolution as well as the place where Marat established his printing shop.
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The front of the same building also has another Marat plaque! I didnt know about it before thank you @orpheusmori for finding and contributing the photo! This one is above an Jewellery store (Amour de Pierres) https://maps.app.goo.gl/8X9zgKYpMiLJcULq7
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Olympe de Gouges sign (Paris)
Once again, i have a photo of the plaque proving its existence, but I took it years ago and i dont remember where it was exactly.... It was all in the Odéon area, it shouldn’t be too far from the other….
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Danton statue (Paris)
there is a Danton statue! Right outside the Odéon metro! You cant miss it. Also the placement of the statue is where he once lived.
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Procope (Paris)
Its a really old cafe frequented by a lot of philosophes as well as many frev figures. There is also a bicorn from Napoleon inside. Right now its still a restaurant establishment, and its difficult to visit unless you eat inside….which is expensive…. However ! This whole general Odéon area is full of other frev landmarks (some more mentioned below). Including the metro station which has a bust of Danton.
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Versailles revolutionary room (Versailles)
Beyond the royal family, there is a room dedicated to a lot of major Revolutionary Army generals and battles. Theres that one painting of Lafayette if u into that
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Musée des armes/Invalides (Paris)
It has a significant collection of military artefacts from the French Revolution and its a really good resource for armory researches. The museum also has a sword that belonged to Lafayette, as well as a sword belonging to Carnot during the Directoire (image below)
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Louvre
The Louvre does not have a lot relating to the French Revolution but it has a few significant paintings and a lot of David’s work. One of the Death of Marat copies produced by David’s studio should be in the museum, as well as a painting featuring the battke of fleurus (with SJ cameo)
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Tennis court (Versailles)
Near the palace of Versailles you can find the room where the deputies swore the famous oaths. It is free to enter, although last time I went it was undergoing construction, hopefully it should have finished by now.
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Musée de la Révolution Française (Vizille)
If you can go to Vizille… GO TO VIZILLE! The easiest way by transport would be to stay at Grenoble then take one of the buses that runs between Grenoble and Vizille. It is a whole museum dedicated to the revolution (and it is free) and the park is really pretty. This is where you can find the statue of Marat,
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The Deseine busts including dear Bonbon,
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And DJ Saint-Just.
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Also special thank you to @citizentaleo for taking me there, I would’ve otherwise been lost in the French mountains lol, thank you!
Maison Robespierre (Arras)
You can visit Robespierre’s residence in Arras. It is possible to visit the inside, but it has a very specific and short opening hours.
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I wasn’t able to go in since I was only in Arras for a few hours….But I got to attend a conference by Hervé Leuwers aaa (He is very sweet and I learned quite few new things from the presentation, but thats post for another day)
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Robespierre metro stop (Paris suburb)
There is in fact, a Robespierre metro station on line 9! Not much beyond name but at least some credit to him! Alas it is not exactly within Paris and just on the outskirt. (Oh and there is also Voltaire)
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Cordeliers club (Paris)
I dont have much information on what happened to the original location of the Cordeliers club and how it was modified, but the location is part of the sorbonne campus now i believe. I'd be very curious if anyone knows more information on this.
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Place de la Bastille (Paris)
The Bastille is of course not there anymore, but the ground around the square and including the metro stations near by have traces/marks of where the old prison would have stood.
(and yea the picture was taken during a manif)
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Pavillon de flore (Paris)
The pavillon attached to the Louvre and next to the Pont Royale is the Pavillon de Flore, which is where the Committee de Salut Publique worked.
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Jacobin club (Paris) Alas the original convent in which the Jacobin gathered is no more and replaced by a commercial centre instead (Passage de Jacobins) . There is a sign however recognizing the place for what it was.
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Place de la Concorde (Paris) Originally Place de la Révolution, there is a plaque remembering the executions that took place here near the obelisk.
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Maison SJ (Blérancourt) I have not been to Saint-Just's house yet, because it is very hard to commute there without a car. But it certainly is still there and (I believe) maintained by the Saint-Just Association.
Catacombs (Paris) According to wikipedia....The bone remains of many revolutionaries buried in Cimitière Errancis (which has a plaque indicating it in the 8th arrondissement, according to wikipedia) are transferred to the catacombs, including Robespierre, Danton, etc. The catacomb is roughly organized chronologically but there is obviously no sign indicating which bone it actually is.
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Cluny La Sorbonne station (Paris) It is on metro line 10 and the waiting tunnel is decorated with signatures of prominent French figures. It doesn't have any actual frev artifacts, but it looks cool and you can spot Robespierre, Danton, and Camille Desmoulins' signatures on the ceiling.
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Louis le Grand (Paris) The school that Robespierre attended is still under the same name and still in use as a school! (i've reached the image maximum alas i cannot add more images...)
And that is all I can think of so far! There is surely a lot more that are out there (including outside of France). Once again, please feel free to mention if you know more frev landmarks that I missed out on. And to whoever happens to be travelling I hope you find this list helpful to start with.
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I think one of the most meta? Ironic? moments I've ever heard of is when during WW1 a group of Canadian soldiers (alongside other imperial forces) accidentally stumbled across a pre-Roman mass grave of Celtic warriors while digging up French bodies to try and make their trenches more hygienic.
Like can you imagine being some illiterate shitty frozen french peasant that got stuck fighting for the British empire gagging your way through digging up bodies only to finally get to some clean dirt and find more bones? Of warriors who died in battle much the same way? Who lived and died in the same place your ancestors lived for tens of centuries only to be dumped across an ocean and returned only to die on that exact same patch of dirt? The pure striated irony in that soil around Arras.
I need to research this further because the source was a drunk history nerd session that got pretty trippy but goddamn. Also Matt shoveling through the bullshit muttering about cleaning up after his dead beat dad Napoleon Blown Apart and coming face to face with grandpa's? Grandma's? Old gaulish bones like "great, another layer to the daddy's issues imperial mille-feuille. Wonderful. Can I go scrub the brains off my shovel now? Thanks." Because everyone's been disassociating for like 3 years. It's great.
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