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#naruto walking down the aisle: sasuke will never realize i’m gay for him now look how mega het we are doing a friendship ceremony :)
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naruto: guys don’t freak out but i think kakashi-sensei and gai-sensei might like each other. romantically.
sakura: uhh duh?? you were the ring bearer at their wedding remember?
naruto: that was a wedding?? i thought was just a friendship ceremony thing?
sakura: you didn’t even put together that it was a wedding after you had your own??
naruto: wait—
sasuke: no.
naruto: WAIT—
sasuke: i swear if you say what i think you’re about to say—
naruto: SASUKE AND I ARE MARRIED?!
sasuke: obviously! how the hell did you not realize that was a wedding??
naruto: it’s not my fault! i was raised an orphan! how did YOU not realize i didn’t know what was actually happening?
sasuke: i don’t know naruto! i assumed the “i now pronounce you husband and husband” followed by a kiss might have given it away
naruto: i thought that was a joke! like a no-homo kiss??
sasuke: a no-homo kiss. right.
sasuke: i am going to strangle you to death and then bring you back to life so i can do it again
naruto: wait. before that— if you DID know what was going on that means you agreed to marry me?? because you like me?? oh my god can we get married again?? i’ve been planning our wedding since we were eight
sasuke: get married again?? you want me to admit to everyone that we got married without you even realizing it and then announce we’re getting married again within the same breath? do you know how humiliating that would be?? how shameful?
naruto: sooo can we??
sasuke: *deep sigh* yeah.
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forthereaderinserts · 4 years
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How do you think Kakashi acts at his own wedding? (I’m like a 50/50 on if he cries tears of joy or not upon seeing his spouse and realizing this is actually happening lol)
Please let me marry this man
(everyone is alive here especially Sakumo we must protect him)
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Kakashi 100% cries.
As soon as he sees you walking down the aisle, the water works start. You're so beautiful, whether you're wearing a dress, suit, or both.
Gai is his best man no doubt.
Halfway through your walk he glances over and sees his father beaming at him. He's never been so proud of his son, his baby boy is getting married!
He sees team 7 sitting with their family and his old team. Minato is with Naruto and Kushina, Sasuke is with Itachi and his parents, Obito and Rin are grinning like crazy. He hopes they catch the bouquet...
When you finally step infront of him, he's shaking from excitement. He can't stop smiling and crying, even when you take his hands and smile gently at him. He focuses on just enough to say "I do." Before Tsunade can even finish her sentence, but she's not mad at all. She chuckles and speaks to you, looking at the both of you fondly before declaring you married. Kakashi wastes no time pulling you in for a kiss and holding you to him tight.
The cheering and whistles are far from his mind as he embraces you. He never thought he would ever be here, but look at him now. A married man with a team of genin. He's so happy.
When you throw the bouquet, he has to stop himself from shouting in victory and laughing at Obito's bright red face and Rin's shy smile. You're all being hugged from all sides and all he can look at is you. He only breaks when his father asks him when he's gonna make him a grandfather.
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