My confession on what I thought about you while on anon is that you are a massive Tim Drake stan who would not hesitate to suck his toes, but masquerade yourself as a Jason stan to make our loser boy a bigger loser (derogatory)
If I had to read this confession the rest of you guys do too bc my god why would you put that image in my head I think I'm actually gonna boke
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very funny how many 'that person could have broken several bones just then' kind of situations you witness while out with horses.
also, 'that horse is about to impale itself' very common.
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Well, you already know my completely unbiased opinion on who's the biggest creep about your chest.
Harper really is the worst. He gets to examine them all he wants (even see them naked). Man can tell up close if they got bigger and it's not just a trick of your clothing. He can be completely nonchalant and medical about it or he can be a total perv.
I love him.
@letstalktea
EHEHEHE
He's going to be like ooooo its cuz im a doctor with my totally real doctorate, look its on the wall! And you look at the wall, and its just a smiley face drawn in crayon but its too late, you looked, and my guy tryna honk your tits.
He will say the most perverted shit, all the while making notes and just smiling like he didn't say you had the kind of tits he'd love to mouth at all day. My guy checking for lumps, all the while chatting about how easy it would be to just... Fuck your tits.
Nasty, nasty, nasty.
@letstalktea
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your takes on eydw are sooooo stale. I’ve followed you for years but coming back to tumblr to see you trashing harmless smut for no reason is lame.
✨it’s not harmless when it’s about minors✨
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that tim downie sketch made me fucking sick
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ewww wtf is this teeth thing?? is 911 an early 2000s teen horror movie now or something
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natsuo, right now you are a sorry excuse for a brother *side eye*
YOU TELL HIM ANON!!!!! (⁎˃ᆺ˂)
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oh we got tumblr live in europe now are you fucking kidding me?
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SEX SCENE WHILE WATCHING MOVIE WITH PARENTS. i hope we all die
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op turned reblogs off but this post must live. it must live and spread malignantly .
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its baffling seeing people on here being all shocked about how other ppl didnt have sex or do drugs or drink or go to parties etc etc in high schools like. sorry i was too busy getting bullied to do all of that stuff i guess. why are you surprised that there’s losers on the cringe loser website
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