#nat chats

[nattousan]

i love people's willingness to get hype over dumb shit.

I was driving home today and pull up to a light. As i'm slowing down i 👁️👁️ lock 👁️👁️ eyes with the dude in the car next to me. I spring into action, this is the moment I've been waiting for.

Now, something you must know about me is I drive around with several small plastic 🦀crabs 🦀 on my dashboard, One: for the whimsy of it all and two: on the off chance i encounter another driver who i think could benefit from witnessing them.

This young gentleman was one such someone.

As i pull up, as previously stated, our eyes lock and I hold up one☝️ finger☝️

Perplexed by my unprompted gesticulation, the young man rolls down his window, "what the devil could this perfect stranger be about to tell me?" he might have been thinking.

I present a singular dashboard crab, green and brown, homely but not without its charm.

I study his reaction, grinning encouragingly. He's nodding, obviously intrigued by my plasticine crustacean.

I wag my finger and shake my head, removing the crab from view. Confusion again, but he leans forward, invested. I have him now.

I grab my second dashboard crab, a rotund white and brown crab, easily the most beautiful of my crabs as it sports large discernible claws of an attractive size and silhouette.

✌️ TWO ✌️ i tell him.

He's cheering now, and rightly so, as these are delightful little beasts that anyone would be happy to encounter. But now comes the clincher, time to seal the deal.

My finger wags once more. He's awestruck, I have him completely enraptured. If a car had come and smeared us both into the pavement we would not have noticed, so wrapped up in my display were we.

I bring out my showstopper: a bright pink spider crab with delicately long legs the likes of which had never before nor since been seen in mid afternoon traffic.

As emphatically as i can express, I display all three of my dashboard crabs to this man, three fingers pressed triumphantly to the glass.

the guy is losing it in his car, mouth wide in what i assume to be a primal shout of crab derived excitement. His arms are pumping so vigorously its shaking his stationary vehicle.

We sit there, sharing in a moment of mutual jubilation, and then the light changes, and we move forward in line. He drives off, honking his horn in rapturous exultation,

and we part ways, exactly the same perhaps but changed nonetheless.

🦀

#nat chats #like i tell it very flowery but that's literally what happened #i wanna make a bumper sticker that just says “ask me about my crabs” #just so i can show people #og post

[natdrinkstea]

you all have got to get more whimsical

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[im-trying-guys]

if there one thing about shadow it’s that that guy will have sisters

#maria robotnik #rouge the bat #cream the rabbit #etc #it’s not even that the other two remind him of maria he’s just one of the girls #shadow the hedgehog #nat chats #don’t tag as ship

[mhathotfic]

Alpha Bakugou desperately jerking off so he can be near his favorite sidekick without dropping to his knees and begging to fuck them just this once.

A lust quirk is already a major problem for a hero to get hit with. Working in close proximity to an Omega who is so wildly off limits he convinced himself he didn’t want them anyways, is a nightmarish hell.

Worse is, it’s not even working. How is he supposed to make it through the next 48 hours without making a huge fool of himself?

#bnha bakugou #mha bakugou #alpha bakugou #rated r #tw omegaverse #tw sex pollen trope #nat chats

[natroze]

I think my latest transmasc swag fashion choice has to be intentionally wearing the world’s tightest skinny jeans while packing just to make the cis men around me wince

#nat chats

[willowflowerr]

Having watched Anastasia and Tangled back-to-back, I just think it’s important to be kissed by someone grabbing your face with both hands

#nat chats #tangled #rapunzel #Anastasia #Dimitri #flynn ryder #eugene fitzherbert

[highscal]

friends just really make life a little more bearable huh. life is just worth it when you have friends. friends make breathing just a little bit easier.

#if u see this no u didn’t don’t perceive me or my thoughts at 11pm #just feeling happy happy happy about having friends and having things to do with them #nat chats #let’s bring that tag back shall we! #i’m always yapping anyway

[junior-bejeweled]

since I’m getting off tumblr after today, until the show in arlington, I’ll leave y’all with a little sneak of my outfit! yes I did hand crochet a dress in the pattern of That Couch that Ms Dr Swift lays on in the Midnights photoshoot with no pattern bc I’m a maniac. I’ll post more pics when I’m wearing it! see y’all in a couple weeks! 🫶🏻

#taylor swift #the eras tour #eras tour Arlington #Arlington #handmade #mine #crochet #1970s #1970s fashion #anti hero #Midnights #bequeued #Nat chats #eras tour prep #eras tour outfit

[sunsetmolinas]

The Owl House is making me fucking weep again

#im in tears #and not ok #like holyyy #the owl house #toh season three #toh #nat chats

[http-nattimae]

shmoking -> gameplay -> sleep my personal schedule

i couldn't agree more, that's the schedule of a real business woman and i am making no bank BDJSB add in a sprinkle of writing and screaming at friends and ur right :) i've been possessed lately by the writing demons it's magical

#ask box #nat chats #i'm not sure how to tag this #but it's okay

[nattousan]

when

whe you, when You were just trying to put i n some extra effort to try adn improve yoursel f and it got misinterpreted as malicious n u get yell ed at

#i'm slow as SHIT at carving the wax when making the dentures #equally bc of time blindness and being meticulous #i am VERY aware of how slow i am and have been working my ass off to try and improve #so when i got told AGAIN that i needed to pick things up #i asked my sis who is also a lab tech how she carves her wax #so she vid called me on lunch to show me how she does it #SO TO TRY AND SHOW MY TRAINER THAT I WAS TRYING TO IMPROVE #i go #oh! my sister suggests i do this and that to improve! #and she gets SUPER MAD AT ME #she GROWLS #LISTEN #you can't keep calling your sister for every little thing #(i'd only done this one other time) #I'M your trainer NOT her #you need to STOP being so damn meticulous and just Pay Attention #and i've tried being patient with you but you need to pick it up #and i was just like #*see above image* #she did apologize later but i think she thought i was like.... #trying to undermine her somehow?? #by seeking outside help?? #bc i'm neurodivergent and asking someone who knows how my brain works?? #i know she was just having a bad day probably but having adhd means #Rejection Sensitivity Dysphoria #and so i went home like #aheem aheem whimper #nat chats #moi loif #neurodivergent

[natdrinkstea]

the beauty of being alive

A Boy Called June Pt. 1, ADJY // @stuckinapril // Anna-Laura // The Raven Boys, Maggie Stiefvater // @inkskinned // Hieroglyphs, The Oh Hellos // San Giorgio Maggiore at Dusk, Claude Monet // Episode 29: Fall Apart, Back Again Back Again

#my first webweaving post!!!!! #idk what possessed me to make this im just full of love <3 #web weaving #quotes #nat chats #YES THIS IS MOSTLY AN EXCUSE TO SHOW OFF ALL MY FAVE QUOTES LOL #long post #good words :)

[im-trying-guys]

Listen you can dislike any ship you want but please don’t come out here saying sonadow is a proship please tell me y’all know what cryosleep is

#just saw the worst take on tiktok and had to come back here #please for the love of god #watch some science fiction stuff and get back to me #bro is not 50 please don’t be dumb #also he’s immortal and doesn’t age normally but that isn’t even my point #ugh god #shadow the hedgehog #sonic the hedgehog #sonadow #bad takes #i’m gonna be sick #nat chats

[mhathotfic]

Scary dog privilege is secured with Kirishima and Bakugou

No matter if you’re dating them, fucking them every now and then, or just a close mutual friend, kiribaku make sure you’re unbothered by others who just want to waste your time. You’re theirs however that looks and they’re so fast to let others know it.

#bnha bakugou #mha bakugou #bnha kirishima #mha kirishima #kiribaku #kiribaku x reader #nat chats

[ignacialml]

lol

#nat chats #love #loveit #like4like #tumblr #lol #escritos #chat noir

[natroze]

good news: did not get asked by strangers in the wilds of upstate new york why i was a “woman wearing a suit”

bad news: it’s because they thought i was a teenage boy on his way to a graduation party instead of a man approaching 30 on his way to be in a wedding

#nat chats #gender!