Nancy walks into her house, her shirt suspiciously bulky.
Ted: Nancy, what's under your shirt?
Nancy: Boobies!
Ted: Nancy!
Nancy: Alright. . . I was putting off telling you, but. . . I'm pregnant.
Ted: *narrows his eyes* Your baby just moved.
Nancy: The book did say that the baby moves a lot around this stage. . .
Ted: Your baby just barked.
Nancy: Oh, I'm just very hungry. I'm eating for two now. What's for dinner?
Suddenly, a puppy popped its head out of Nancy's shirt.
Ted: That's a dog. Why do you have a dog?
Nancy: I'm interviewing him for an article.
Ted: Yeah, what's the article about?
Nancy: . . .dogs.
Ted: You could have just asked.
Nancy: You would have said yes?
Ted: Of course!
Nancy: Well, this all has been unnecessarily. . .ruff.
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Nancy : Why is Dustin crying?
Steve : I am having Max be mean to him.
Nancy: What?? Why??
Steve: He got a D in Spanish and then cheated.
Nancy : Well, you can't use Max for that, discipline your child yourself.
Robin : Nance, max got straight A's , she needs to be rewarded too.
Eddie : it's a win-win.
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Eddie, on the phone with Steve: Turn around
Eddie: No, the other way
Eddie: Again, the other way
Eddie: Okay, one more time
Steve: OH MY GOD, WHERE ARE YOU?!
Eddie: I'm not there yet, but the thought of you aimlessly turning around in circles amuses me
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y'all know the real reason Murray HAD TO go with Joyce to rescue Hopper? no, not bc of his russian speaking abilities. because otherwise Murray would clock Ronance and Steddie so fast he'd majorly fuck up the Duffer brothers' dumb six little nuggets plan
he's done it twice already (jonancy and jopper) and you know he would happily grumpily do it twice more
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i wish eddie and robin would’ve been there since season 1 we were ROBBED
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*At Steve and Eddie's house*
Jancy's kid: Uncle Eddie, why don't you have a wife?
Eddie: Because I'm gay.
Jancy's kid: What does that mean?
Eddie: It means I like boys, not girls.
Jancy's kid: Then why don't you have a husband?
Eddie, looks to Steve who is in the kitchen minding his own business: I don't know. WHY DON'T I HAVE A HUSBAND, STEVE?
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