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I think you missed one there king!
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accidentarisen · 3 months
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Girls I would become heterosexual for: A list
Kim Pine
Nene
Cassandra
Margo
Nina the Killer
Natalie Oullette
Lila
Your mother
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jab-we-drank-chai · 1 month
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ʚɞ LONESOME ROAD TO WALK
“You can’t cut her down!” you shriek, hysterical as tears stream down your face. You’re nine now, your hair longer and neatly tied in two braids, as you sit in your fancy red-and-white school uniform. “She’ll die!”
notes: luke castellan x fem! reader, luke castellan x mortal! reader, reader can see through the Mist, luke only appears at the very end in a dream
links: part i — series masterlist, main masterlist
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THE NIGHTMARES HAD FIRST STARTED a few months shy of your eighth birthday. You had woken up screaming in bed, both your parents running straight to your room, alerted by your distress.
They take you to the doctor, afraid that there is something severely wrong with you, to which the doctor shakes his head, saying the nightmares are nothing more than the result of an overactive imagination.
Ha! If only he had known.
You crawl under the covers with your parents later that week, visions of snake-haired women and one-eyed trolls and several other monsters plaguing your mind once again.
“She’s not getting any better,” your mother says when she thinks you’re sound asleep, tenderly brushing a fallen strand of your hair to the side.
“It’s just a phase,” your father says. He’s always been the less emotional one of the two, he’s had to be for your mother’s sake. “She’ll grow out of it.”
You in fact do not grow out of it, and your mother decides that enough is enough when you’re sent to the principal’s office for causing a ruckus over what you swear up and down is a talking tree spirit. You had apparently climbed up the tree as an act of protest against the school’s decision to cut down the large oak tree in front of the place, after one of its branches had fallen into the road, crushing the hood of the principal’s car.
“You can’t cut her down!” you shriek, hysterical as tears stream down your face. You’re nine now, your hair longer and neatly tied in two braids, as you sit in your fancy red-and-white school uniform. “She’ll die!”
“It is just a tree,” your principal says sternly, exchanging a glance with your mother, who looks down, ashamed. “And it’s been causing quite the nuisance for us this year.”
“She’s my friend!”
You’re then sent to sit outside, while your mother apologizes profusely for your “outlandish” and very “out-of-character” behavior. The principal waves her off, false sympathy dripping in her voice when she asks, “Have you thought about sending her to a professional?”
“It’s just nightmares,” your mother says, “There’s nothing wrong with her.”
Your principal raises an eyebrow, disbelief evident in her features.
“Normal children don’t go around saying they can see strange women in the trees, let alone that they’re friend with them,” she counters, and your mother falls silent.
It’s a few days later when you’re both sitting in the lobby of the therapist’s office, your mother kneeling down in front of you to try and dissipate your anger.
“I’m not crazy!” you yell, causing others in the waiting room to look at you, but you couldn’t care less at that moment. Your mother was meant to be on YOUR side.
”Sweetness,” she says, holding her hand out to try and smoothen the frustration from your features, but you turn your head out of reach.
When the nurse finally calls your name, something has changed irreversibly in you and your mother’s relationship.
The nurse opens the door to a small, gray room: a silver plaque outside reading the words Dr. Natalie Ambrose, PHD. The aforementioned person is seated at her desk, gray hair tied up in a loose bun with spectacles hanging low on the bridge of her nose.
”Hello dear,” she says, pushing her spectacles up as you take your seat in front of her. “I hear you’ve been having awful nightmares.”
“They’re not just nightmares,” you say, stubborn. “They’re real.”
The wrinkles around Dr. Ambrose’s eyes are kind, but you can tell she doesn’t quite believe you.
No one does.
She gives you coloring books and other activities to do, believing that all you need to stop the nightmares is an outlet for your creativity and imagination. She then studies you carefully as describe your dreams, her words practiced and rehearsed, trained to not startle you.
It makes you feel like a caged animal, being gawked at from every angle.
And so you start ignoring any signs of abnormality around you. After all, if no one but you can see these abnormalities, then perhaps there really is something wrong with your brain.
You walk straight past goat-legged men, straight past snakes with ram horns atop their heads, straight past several winged horses. You don’t stop to talk to the spirits in the trees anymore, instead turning your head the opposite direction when you see the maintenance team appear to clear them out of the way.
You ignore everyone and everything that looks even the slightest out of place because you can’t afford to look crazy, not now, not when everyone is finally starting to believe that you may actually be normal.
And Dr. Ambrose praises you, saying that she can see so much improvement in you already. You just smile in response, your plan is working.
And as the days go by, it gets easier to pretend. It gets easier to believe that you really did have an overactive imagination when you were younger, and all the things you had seen were nothing more than that — fake.
You even stop screaming at night, much to both of your parents’ immense pleasure. Some of it might have to do with the fact that instead of just monsters, your dreams are now consumed by those of heroes clad in orange t-shirts.
Specifically one hero appears more often than the others — one with deep brown eyes and a curly mop of black curls resting atop his head. Your dreams show you how he takes down monsters almost three times his size, and you believe he’s your very own hero, crafted specially by your mind to help calm you down.
Whatever Dr. Ambrose was doing seemed to actually be working, and you wholeheartedly go back to your scheduled therapy session of the week.
All is as it should be again.
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crushedsweets · 5 months
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WWHAT WUD THE CREEPS DO 4 HALLOWEEN I MUST KNOW
anon... yes i like this. general disclaimer this is tailored to my au !! stuff under cut
toby likes it, thinks its fun and stuff. he's not the type to dress up beyond like, maybe a jacket and a mask or whatever, but he'll go and buy(steal) stupid ass halloween decorations from spirit or the dollar store. there r several mini skeletons sitting around his cabin. he treats it like elf on the shelf, but. . . skeletons... def will sit around and watch scary movies with a bag of halloween candy . totally carves pumpkins with whoever will do it with him
tim wouldnt really want to do much cuz he's just tired, but he probably would put out a small little pumpkin and bowl of candy outside his door. he's in an apartment so he doesnt really get trick or treaters. will prob buy some candy after halloween so its on sale
brians so annoying omfg(lovingly) he'd buy a fake arm, blood, and wig and stick it in his trunk so it looks like an arm is sticking out. yall know what im talking about. him and tim share an apartment so he'd prob try to actually put something simple around it, like some plastic pumpkins, but nothing really big. he is also a grown man with no kids, so he doesnt find himself going all out for these things
natalie. ok i recently made it where she's either already a tattoo artist, or learning to be a tattoo artist or whatever, but i could see her and some coworkers setting up the shop all halloweeny. she's so fucking tall that they'd just call her over for all the spider web stuff. she thinks its fun and she likes halloween a lot so it's cool. she'd get a huge kick out of doing halloween tattoos during october too. goes and hangs out with toby/nina for it
nina goes to parties . she HAS to get a whole new costume for every party. its super wasteful but she doesnt care all that matters is shes sexy. every year without fail she is a sexy gothic vampire for one of the parties. she works at hot topic, BUT she'd absofuckinglutely get a second job at spirit halloween for october. she's a creepy galll... def sets her apartment up super cutely, brings toby and nat over so they can carve pumpkins with her, tries to dress them up, etc. tons of halloween posts on her social medias too LOL shes so cute
jeff would prob also go to more like... weirder ( ?) parties with creeps and scary people roaming around just doing crazy shit. warehouse shit. prob finds someone to bring home and kill. he thinks its fun, its easier to just go about his days looking the way he does, he loves scaring the fucking shit out of people. doesnt decorate or wear costumes though, says its cringe LMFAO. hates how hyped nina is about it
jane and mary would totally decorate, but in a much more.. ? elegant ? way. like those tall skinny candles, swap out their doormat for something halloween themed, really nicely done pumpkins for some reason. jane would want to host a cute little halloween dinner for uni friends. probably just gets simple costumes, like she'd put on a witch hat and black dress and thats all, but its cute. takes sally (and ben, if sally asks him to come) trick or treating.
sally draws tons of drawings, loves disney halloween marathons, paints on pumpkins(doesnt like the smell of gutting them), etc. she'd decorate with jane cuz she lives w her. she loves it so much but she still gets scared of the animatronic things at stores and stuff LOL. begs ben to trick or treat w her. really embarrassing for ben
ben wouldnt do much besides like. he'd get worse w his internet trolling (scaring the fucking shit out of teens on the internet), start doing more actual hauntings bc nobody will believe his victims during october which means slender wont find out he's doing it. he would not want to go trick or treating..but he'd go with sally with a pillow case and he'd try to awkwardly stand further back but the ppl at the door would always b like 'aw dont be shy come here!' LOL
jack doesnt celebrate it, his family didnt really celebrate it much when he was human so he doesnt do it now. he does get kinda sad during holiday season though, cuz of obvious reasons, but halloween isnt the strongest Pain for him
liu is so fucking miserable theres no way. jk he'd set out like, some pumpkins and maybe get one of those lights that project ghosts onto his garage, but he wouldnt want to go all out or do anything to the inside of his house. jeff really liked halloween when he was younger so its kinda like ouch but he's getting overit. i guess. . .
kate doesnt..celebrate anything........ but when she does occasionally visit the cabin, maybe for food or a shower, and she sees toby decorated, she'd be happy to see it. she's kinda unsettling to be around, but she'd sit down and watch a movie with him in silence. then bring a massive bag of candy to the mine w her w/o telling toby. he just had to cope
ann and lulu dont do anything in the hospital. they dont really have any concept of time........... or the resources to decorate... and they dont get any trick or treaters... cuz theyre...stuck in an abandoned hospital in the woods . . . yeah..
ty for ask anoni like this one. very simple but very sweet
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i-just-drink-coffee · 2 months
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Natalie: Depression Phase so bad got me thinking of fucking the troll from Frozen
Lottie: How about 🔥sleep🔥
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narabea06 · 5 months
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Tell me your Nina headcanons silly person
Or tell my HC on anyone you want to!^^
You. YOU. I like you. /p
Nina the Killer Headcanons
TW: Abuse, Manipulation, Death, Toxic Relationships, Meltdowns/Breakdowns, Murder, Implied Ableism
Nina is polyamorous, biromantic asexual, transfem nonbinary, and goes by they/she/it/neon.
She is currently in a polyamorous relationship with Jane and Mary and loves both of them with all her heart.
She had severe mommy issues, but had a great relationship with her brother and dad. Her dad died while in the military in a plane accident when she was 12.
She was in a friend group with Jeff, Jane, Jesse, Mary, Liu, Clockwork, Lyra, and Toby pre-incident. Now she's still close friends with Jane, Jesse, Mary, and Liu, and now that she's reunited with Toby, they are attached at the hip. Jeff and her are currently at odds with each other, and she hasn’t reunited with Clockwork or Lyra yet.
Jeff was able to manipulate her so easily because at the time, she was already at her limit with her mother, as well as accidentally isolating herself due to so many of her friends going missing/dying (namely Clockwork, Toby, and Lyra). Nina is still upset at Jeff, but wrongly blames herself for getting manipulated.
She was a band kid, and was in the wind ensemble. She also did color guard for a few years.
She is an absolute scene kid.
Her, Toby, and BEN are very close friends and hang out a lot, and see each other practically as siblings. She hates to admit it, but BEN severely reminds her of Chris. BEN knows and tries to ignore it. Still hurts though, especially since BEN is scared the only reason Nina hangs out with him is because she misses her brother.
Nina grew up in a Mexican household and fluently spoke both Spanish and English. She ended up teaching Jane and Jeff some Spanish as well, and is currently trying to teach Toby.
Their mother was named Michelle, and her dad was named Tomas.
She and Clockwork dated in highschool. They had a very healthy relationship but they broke up from Natalie being too scared of commitment and the idea of their relationship being long term. They broke up on good terms, though Nina still had some feelings on her end after the break up.
They are stubborn as hell, and hate accepting help from others, even if it's for something small. This is due to growing up being told to figure out everything on her own and being unconsciously taught to never ask or accept help because she was considered "useless" if she couldn't figure out how to take care of herself.
She listens to a lot of different artists, but one of her favorites is Melanie Martinez. Her favorite song is EVIL. Nina also listens to Penelope Scott, Insane Clown Posse, and 6arelyhuman religiously.
They have generalized anxiety despite being an extrovert, as well as consistent panic attacks caused by stress. She is also prone to sensory meltdowns that Mary often needs to calm her down from.
She was a true crime listener growing up, and would often hyperfixate on it a lot. Nowadays though, she can’t get herself to listen to it anymore due to her sometimes running into her name on there and immediately having to shut it off.
Clockwork and her never reunited, so as far as Nina knows she’s dead.
Her comfort food is either a blue raspberry gas station slushie or sour gummy worms.
Her dad and her shared a birthday, and when she was young, he would often take them out to a cheap gas station and buy them a bunch of snacks and candy, and they would drive around town together until midnight.
She trolls people on the internet sometimes, and loves messing with random people and sometimes will get BEN to hack social media accounts of people she hates.
They have AuDHD. Michelle, her mother, couldn't afford to keep her in therapy for any longer a couple months after her dad’s death, so she never got properly diagnosed. This lead to many teachers in Nina's life not having a lot of faith in her and not trusting her when it came to her symptoms.
Ngl, these are just the tip of the iceberg of my Nina hcs, but I only had so much space bc Tumblr wouldn't let me post the full list for some reason-
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Here's my poster of my official version of my version for my DisneyElseWorld's Pixar's...
INSIDE OUT 2!
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I saw the new Inside Out 2 trailer, and they made Anxiety, Ennui, Embarrassment, and Envy bad by betraying the old emotions. Lots of crazy stuff is about to happen! We don't know what's going on, lots of details are there too. But what would the ElseWorld version be like?
SO!
For my idea. I have 6 new emotions, the OC emotions like, Courage, Surprise, Pride, Trust, Shame, and Frustration.
MAIN VILLAIN
I am using on of my oc's Ego de Spite, to be the main villain of the au second movie.
OTHER CHARACTERS
Characters like Zee, the assistant of Ego, she runs the business with him but she tries to avoid him to help others. Bud, Courage's blood cell buddy, he doesn't speak but he's sweet, nervous, cute and got some attitude. And Brain, the big boss of Riley's mind, and the emotions need his help to stop Ego. And Mother Esteem, sweet old mind lady but very big (Disclaimer: Not in the poster).
Returning Cast like...
Amy Poehler as Joy, Bill Hader as Fear (YES! I'm bringing Bill Hader back! He's so much funnier then I expected), Lewis Black as Anger, Phyllis Smith as Sadness, Kensington Tallman as Riley, Diane Lane as Mrs. Andersen, and Kyle MacLachlan as Mr. Andersen.
Recast Alert!
I actually like Liza Lapira playing Disgust. After what Mindy Kaling did in Velma, it wasn't enough for me. Because the show and her are piles of shit to me.
With All-Star Cast like...
Chris Pratt (The LEGO Movie 2) as the new outsidd leader emotion Courage, Sam Richardson (Hocus Pocus 2) as Surprise, Karen Gillan ( Doctor Who & the Jumanji films) as Frustration,
Andrew Rannells (Trolls Band Together) as Trust, Randall Park (Ant-Man And The Wasp) as Pride, Jim Cummings (Winnie the Pooh) as Shame, Nicholas Hoult (the X-Men films & Underdogs) as the villainous and hilarious, Ego de Spite,
Aubrey Plaza (Monsters At Work) as Ego's sarcastic female assistant, Zee, Michael Cera (Barbie & Superbad) as Ego's nerd assistant, Yes Man, Peter Sohn (Ratatouille & Spider-Man: Across The Spider-Verse) as The emotions new blood cell buddy, Bud, Wanda Sykes (the Ice Age films) as Mother Esteem,
with David Wain (The Bob's Burgers Movie) as Chairman the Mind Councilman, Yvette Nicole Brown (Drake & Josh) as Riley's middle school P.E. coach, Ms. Roberts, Brady Noon (TMNT: Mutant Mayhem) as Jordan, Jack Bright (The Good Dinosaur) as Riley's bully, Francis, & Alfred Molina (Spider-Man 2 & Monsters University) as the smart, wise cracking, and big-headed mind boss himself, Brain.
CREW
Written & Directed by Josh Cooley
Co-Directed by Bob Peterson and Angus MacLane
Produced by Mark Neilsen, p.g.a.
Executive Produced by Pete Docter, Dan Scanlon, and Jonas Rivera
Story by Josh Cooley and Pete Docter
Edited by Kevin Nolting
Cinematography by Patrick Lin and Kim White
Production Designer Craig Foster
Story Supervisor Peter Sohn
Visual Effects Supervisor Bob Pauley
Supervising Animators Jerome Ranft and Doug Sweetland
Music by Michael Giacchino
Score Cordinator Andrea Datzman
Casting by Kevin Reher & Natalie Lyon
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I believe Natalie is better than AB in many aspects./ I wouldn’t say that, NV actually did a black face (or rather black body but still) and is also lying about her employment so I would really say they’re two sides of the same coin. But let me tell you this Annie, good for you for not wanting to be in HC’s fandom anymore. It’s a full on mess, I completely left a few weeks ago and fully focused on Pedro Pascal and let me tell you that whenever I see something Pedro related I’m super happy and his fandom is much better. Plus I can’t remember being this happy about anything Chris or Henry related in several months so it’s a nice and welcomed change.☺️
Yep, but there's a big difference between Natalie and AB. Natalie never trolled like this (she did troll but that was kindergarten) and her soulmate is not a pimp. 😂
Oh yes, I saw one interview and he said "where we live" and they were already fighting in the comments section. But that's nothing compared to this fandom.
So I'm happy for you, sweetheart 😊.
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oceaniche · 6 months
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For the ask game: Lu Guang, 28, 3, 2? ^^ (Was tempted to say 24, but I think that would be trolling just a tad)
Hi there! And thanks for the ask. Wait let me look at 24. Ah. You know what I’ll do it anyway 😂
2. when I think I truly started to like them
Oh, I’m pretty sure I liked him from the start as well. However, if I had to name two scenes that stood out to me (in Season 1) it’s when CXS tricks him into diving back to eat more noodles and when CXS struggles to say the right things he literally sits there like:
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Not saying a word. I love how petty (and kinda deserved) this was lol. AND him buying Boba tea for all of them in the rain. That was such a simple but nice gesture. It made me really like him a lot more!
3. a song that reminds me of them
with what we know now…a whole lot of love songs make me think of Lu Guang ngl lol
But I’ve been listening to „Natalie - Milk & Bone“ again these last few days and besides the very obvious lyrics…the music itself makes me think about him too. Idk if anyone else listening would feel the same but 🤷‍♀️
Also like half of the LC soundtrack but that’s a given lol
28. the most unnecessary thing they ever did?
Not telling CXS about the earthquake beforehand. Like I get he was planning to have him end the mission before it ever even happens and he is also doing everything to protect and save CXS but that was a bit much. He should have given cxs a real choice even if he himself wanted to help the client because he understood his pain.
24. a secret they never told anyone
Well other than the obvious one, I think Lu Guang never actually talked about his childhood to anyone. Or if he did it was just very little and general information and/or he lied. I think this bc I think his backstory will be quite sad.
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so what do you say to accusations of being a lolcow farmer in response to lily? I know shes contraversial, but natalie wynn once made a point about being obsessed with Internet People Who Are Bad archiving and cataloging the many sins of a perpetually problematic lolcow to the point of being taken less seriously. this might seem like concern trolling, and im sorry if it is, but how do you trust yourself not to go over that edge? I certainly couldnt, and sometimes find myself doubting about lily specifically
To answer your first question, there's nothing I can really say about it. People are going to think of me however they want, and I can't really change their mind. The people who follow Lily don't see me as a human being, and that's probably more concerning, if I'm honest.
As for your second question, I take a lot of breaks. I actually just came back from one, and that helps me unwind and get my thoughts back to a more normal spot.
But what I'm doing isn't for everyone, and following Lily can definitely be exhausting and mentally taxing.
I don't know if that answered everything, but I hope it helps.
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ratcatcher0325 · 1 year
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bleh
What is this?!? Am I a joke to you?! Is my valuable time a joke??? What purpose does this serve?! Why would you try to get my attention SIX SEPARATE TIMES only to end that correspondence with a “bleh”??? What does that even mean?! What is the definition of “bleh”?! Is this some kind of internet “trolling”, as Natalie called it, that I’m simply unaware of??!
Here I was, looking forward to a thoughtful correspondence on the internet and what I got instead was this bait and switch. What was the point?! Are you satisfied now?? Does this make you happy, seeing the chaos you’ve wrought?! Seeing the clear distress I am under?!
Natalie’s just come by and is very gently stroking me between my shoulder blades in an attempt to calm me down, but I will not simply acquiesce!! This is harassment! I’ve officially been cyber bullied! And for what? Being an intelligent, and charming presence on the internet?
Well you know what I have to say in response to all this?!
Anon
Anon
Anon
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Anon
Bleh right back at you.
How’d you like that, hm??? A taste of your own medicine!! Not so funny now, is it?!
Natalie is telling me I need to step away from the screen and not get so wound up about this. She said “it’s someone just having fun, it’s no big deal, calm down!!” So now I’m going to have to enlighten her on the importance of never telling someone in an emotionally compromised state to calm down as it only fosters more rage.
Thanks for this terrible experience. I hope you’re proud of yourself.
Most certainly not Yours Truly,
Alexander
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crushedsweets · 8 months
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in your au, what kinds of people do the different pastas target?
HIIII ok omg im literally working on my little website w all the info rn so i love this ask..
operator targets vulnerable people he can use 2 get out of the forest
slenderman targets whoever the operator took control of so he can """save""" them (moreso redirect them..) tim, brian, toby, and kate focus purely on keeping cryptids within the forest + humans out of it. tim brian and toby will also seek out people in nearby cities/counties who are way too into the paranormal and will stalk them, scare them off, steal their evidence, etc. they only kill people if necessary (but toby and kate are guilty of getting carried away when its totally not necessary) natalie started by treating it as a form of 'therapy' and related it back to her childhood abuse, so prob wealthier abusive men/older boys.. but she's kinda having like a terrifying revelation of how fucked up she's making her life so .
jack doesn't kill (he takes what jeff and others bring him) BUT if they're not bringing him anything for a long time, he'd target grown/tall adults cuz. more meat.. bigger organs.. lasts longer. some weird logic (and he feels less guilty if theyre like middle age)
sally doesnt desire and isnt capable of killing, but she will sometimes haunt houses with newborn babies . jus cuz she likes babies and thinks shes protecting them even tho it scares the living shit out of the families
ben also doesn't kill but he HAUNTS THE FUUUCK out of people. usually kids/teens cuz its funnier that way and nobody believes them. he's literally just an internet troll jeff targets women and girls mostly.. he just thinks theyre more fun to chase plus ''''objectively easier to kill'''' and he isn't exactly the epitome of health and strength liu(+sully) jane and nina don't and haven't killed anybody. liu is trying to repress, sully is trying to get shit figured out, jane wants jeff in prison, and nina is just chronically online and got caught stalking liu so she got roped into their problems + eventually the operator
there's other characters i wanna put in like helen and dina and ann and whatever bc i feel like natalies really out of place in this story so i think more like her balance it out, but i don't want to clutter it too much so yk..
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lecter-lioncourt · 2 years
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Taika Waititi will troll the MCU and Star Wars fandoms and generally act a little cringe on main and then be met w a wall of racist abuse, and comments implying that he's secretly an awful person. I've literally seen people tweet stuff like "I can't wait for the other shoe to drop" in reference to him not knowing Natalie Portman was in the Star Wars prequels. If your response to some light trolling and cringe is to imply that someone is secretly a terrible person, idek what to say to you other than to touch fucking grass
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internet-reporter · 1 year
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Vanilla Extract: Explained
Hello Tumblr! It’s your (hopefully) favourite reporter here!
I assume by now most of you have seen a recent trend in the new “Polls” feature, wherein a user will ask a simple question (fandom related or otherwise) and will attach a poll. All of the answer choices in this poll will seem normal, besides Vanilla Extract, which is usually placed at the bottom or middle of the poll.
Every trend or meme has a beginning, one thing that gets the ball rolling, as they say. As far as my sources state, the Vanilla Extract meme began with a viral poll on the blog of one Alexander/Cola @relientk (I believe that is what those words in your biography section of your blog, please correct me if I am incorrect.). In this poll, Alexander (I sincerely hope I can call you that) asked his followers to bake a cake with him. The poll attached had several of the ingredients for any cake, including of course vanilla extract. The users who came across the poll decided to quote “do a little trolling” unquote and voted almost exclusively for the vanilla extract option.
The original poll was posted February 3rd, 2023 at 2:25pm. Thank you Alexander for your input, it is valued greatly to the reliability and creditability of my work. :]
This meme consists of adding what has been described as quote “ungodly amounts of vanilla extract” to food, usually baked goods such as cake, as well as putting “Vanilla Extract” in polls where it does not fit with the rest of the options.
While the original poster did not actually make the cake, user @neutr0ndance did. You can find her thread on the matter here.
As always, I will be updating this post as I find more information and will be making edits where they are due. Please contact me with any additional information, be it through the “Asks” feature, Direct Messages (which I believe are open) or simply “Reblogging.”
Sincerely,
Natalie S. Ezalb, your local reporter
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jasontoddssuper · 8 months
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Since we in a Penny Parker mood:
Natalie being a Penny Parker dub fan headcannons?
Penny helped his egg crack!!!
Loved quoting the dubs to troll people
She only fueled their love of Sonic
And he thought the dubs were the legit thing when she first watched them
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Yeah, I was trying to say without saying and being more long-winded than I already was. That there are a lot of men in the Med writer's room. And that was the quickest thing they could do without completely damaging her character. But it was just enough that it would tack on to everything else they already had planned and I refuse to believe the writers and showrunners don't understand how negative storylines will also get a character trashed especially black and other nonblack poc characters. Because there's no way they thought their writing in 5 made sense. From her and Choi openly flirting in the ED for the first time in what 3 seasons. Then her random crush on Marcel, the kiss. Then her not exactly apologizing for it and being sort of callous when she's still working with CM and Ethans offended. And lord Ethan crying to Ms. Goodwin yeah that will really get to the fans, especially the anti-Chexton fans who want to make it clear they're not anti-the actress they're just so ToXiC. While forgetting that Halstead was a total asshat to Natalie in the beginning and they fought and broke up for dumb sxxt too. And all the people still crying over Ava and Rhodes all these years later as if it isn't weird that all Ava did was basically neg Connor and Robin in the beginning. How is that not toxic? And if April is a B like everyone claims then Choi needs to were an asshole hat too.
I search the tags when I can't sleep and the number of fans losing their shit here and on Twitter when April probably has been on the screen for longer than 30 minutes in the 2 episodes we've actually seen her face is insane. Many of them are mad because their fave isn't back, so that's one aspect. The others are laughing because her show was canceled and basically doing everything but calling her u---ty for daring to leave. And swearing that she's only back because of that when there is evidence to the contrary. We can't hold our breath but if the spoilers I've seen aren't OC trolling us with pictures from scrapped storylines, then these haters better prepare to be sick of me. Because I won't rest if Chexton gets the happy ending Brian wanted in 2020.
There are always too many men. That's it that's the thought lol. The way they play in our face like we don't notice is wild.
The more I thougut about it the more I think that they added Marcel because they remembered that April started the show with a fling with Kelly. Which meant that she was capable of that kind of fun hookup. The problem is they didn't do ANYTHING to further that in six seasons. Neither before or after Ethan. And they are capable of it because we've watched Will and Connor bone their way through Chicago. Like a common problem with One Chicago is they forget to write anyone who isn't white a love interest/personal lives. They forget that many fans find them desirable.
Back when they introduced the Marcel/April story and everyone was crying and whining in my f*cking inbox about poor Ethan I wanted to make a meme of Vicki sipping tea because ETHAN CHEATED ON HER WITH APRIL and NEVER came clean. It was just kiss for both of them but you'd think that April murdered his sister the way people act. Or that Ethan wasn't capable of the same. I guess because it was in service to Chexton no one cared. 🤷🏾‍♀️
I truly believe Chexton is going to get a hopeful ending. Yaya is on her way to joining the cast of The Lincoln Lawyer, it's Netflix which is about as bad as Fox so I hope it works out but I think Yaya was interested in giving her character the closure she deserved and Ethan too. I just like knowing April finished her program and works independently. Now she gets love too and folks can die mad about it.
You don't have to like Chexton but folks might wanna check why they are so bitter seeing these two characters happy in a farewell, KNOWING Ethan has grown is... telling.
And yes it's wild that ppl still bitch about Ava and Rhodes and Manst*ad. Those ships were toxic AF. You have to be an Ava apologist to pretend you didn't see how batshit she was the ENTIRE time, people are like "you ruined her" and I'm like, "Are yall okay?!" Natalie was snotty AF to Will and Will was misogynistic AF to Natalie. Everyone hated her and only cared about her in that ship. Mess.
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