How do you guys drink your coffee?

Steve: So, does anyone have any healthy stress outlets?

Wanda: Screaming.

Loki: Stealing.

Clint: Eating.

Natasha: Violence

Bruce: Tea.

Y/N: Also violence.

Tony: Sex.

Steve: ... ok, so we’ve got tea.

Y/N: Ah yes, the five love languages.

Y/N, pointing at Tony: 'My family never told me they were proud of me'

Y/N, pointing at Peter: 'I'm so fucking tired please god just let me rest for five minutes

Y/N, pointing at Natasha: 'I love girls'

Y/N, pointing at Bruce: 'Please pay attention to me'

Y/N, pointing at Bucky: 'Touch Starved’

(I'm sorry in advance XD ) Ok guys, what goes in first, the cereal or the milk?

Loki: You're too late! You'll never stop me now!

Tony: That's where you're wrong, bitch! We will stop you with the powers of:

Clint: Friendship!

Steve: Harmony!

Natasha and Y/N: Incredible violence.

Thor: And love!

(Bonus)

Natasha and Y/N: *Fist bumps*

Y/N: Guys!!! A snake bit Thor what do I do?!

Natasha: Elevate and apply pressure!!

Y/N: *lifts snake up into the air* APOLOGIZE OR ELSE.

Loki: *turns back into himself* Never!

Who has the best facial hair amongst the avengers? #avengersrealityshow

Y/N : So , I kind of like someone. I don't want to tell you because-

Tony : Just rip the bandage off, it cant be that bad.

Y/N : It's Bucky.

Tony : If you don't put the bandage back on, RIGHT FUCKING NOW-

y/n, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!

Natasha, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids

Yelena: what the fuck are you guys doing?

Natahsa: playing systemic oppression

Y/N: Yeeted.

Peter: Yote.

Y/N: YEETED!

Peter: YOTE!

Natasha, sighing: I just want to know who threw Steve’s shield on the roof.

Nat: ow! son of a bi-

Steve pointing to Peter: Nat! children!

Nat: … iscuit. son of a biscuit.

Tony: nice save.

Nat: yeah. fucking nailed it.

Peter: What's nostalgia?

Y/N: It's when you miss something that's really old. 

(Later)

Steve: I'm back. 

Natasha: Hey! We missed you!

Peter, whispering to Y/N: Nostalgia.

Steve: WHY IS THE BUILDING ON FIRE?

Tony: a dragon sneezed.

Nat: I tried to light a cigar with a flame thrower.

Y/N: Dropped my latest mix tape.

Steve: Peter, please tell me what happened.

Peter: Um.

[flashback to Tony and Nat arguing with Y/N that it was impossible to light a fire extinguisher on fire]

Peter: I don’t remember.

y/n, setting down a card: ace of spades.

yelena, nodding and pulling out an uno card: +4

natasha, throwing down a pokémon card: jolteon, i choose you!

wanda, trembling, on the verge of tears: what the fuck are we playing?

Steve: Whose turn is it to give the pep talk?

Tony: [sighing] It's Natasha’s turn…

Natasha: Fuck shit up out there but don't die

Clint: [wiping a tear away] Inspirational

Y/N: As a genuinely smart person, I'd like to let you know that we are all made of atoms.

Y/N: And atoms can't touch anything.

Y/N: So really we've never touched anything in our lives.

Natasha: 

Y/N: So to answer your question, no, I didn't punch Bucky in the face.

Natasha: For self defense reasons, I’m gonna pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely.

Yelena: Okay

Y/n: Sure

Natasha: If you want to live, give me all your money!

Y/n: Bold of you to assume I want to live

Yelena: Bold of you to assume I have money

Natasha:

Natasha: Really?

Y/N: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.

Natasha: Next time you’re working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex’s house down. You can do it. I believe in you.

Bruce: There were so many mixed messages in that I can’t-

Peter: Natasha isn’t answering her phone

y/n: I’ll call her

Peter: Tony and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-

Natasha: Hello?