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#natasha romanoff incorrect quotes
checkingoutforheroes · 19 hours ago
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Grow.
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Natasha: Here you go Y/n. I got them all the shapes that you asked.
Y/n: Thanks Nat! I love you 💗
Bucky: Those balloons are for Y/n? Aren't you grown up like an adult now?
Y/n: How do you expect me to grow if you won't let me blow?! 😠
Natasha: That's.... awkward.
Bucky: I..I don't have problem with that.😶
Natasha: You asked, she answers, she's not wrong. Come on Y/n. Let's go blow your balloons.
Y/n: Can we ask Steve too?
Natasha: Of course we can. He would like very much to blow too. *middle finger to bucky behind you.
Bucky watch you walk away: What on earth...??
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Y/N: Pots and pans aren’t supposed to melt right?
Natasha: No
Y/N: Okay so this happened
Y/N, holding up a melted pan: Weird, right?
Natasha: It’s impossible, congrats!
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rules-of-avenging · 3 days ago
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tony: *arrives in the afterlife*
natasha: he's freaking out
loki: he's not freaking out
natasha: people tend to freak out
loki: trust me, he's fine
natasha: okay mister i've been dead longer and know everything
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checkingoutforheroes · 5 days ago
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Look.
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Y/n cheerful: Hey guys, guys.. Look what's Bucky did to me!
Natasha: What is it honey?
Bucky flip your hair: Ta - daaaa!!
Natasha shock: You pierced her ears?!!
Bucky: Yea!
Natasha: YOU PIERCED HER EARS?!!
Bucky smiling: I know right. Doesn't it make her head looks smaller.
Natasha: How could you do this without telling me?!!
Bucky: If I told you, it wouldn't have been a surprise.
Tony: I think she looks cute.
Natasha: *glaring
Tony: ...but I am wrong *hands up in surrender.
Steve: Buck, when you gotta go, you gotta go. Good luck pal.
Taglist: @mycosmicparadise
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simpforthemcu · 7 days ago
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Avengers Gc
🕸Nat: Hey guys guess who I found making out👀
*😝Y/N has left the chat*
*🕷Peter has left the chat*
👨‍🏭Tony: BAHAHAHAH
👴Steve: Wait- Seriously?
🦅Sam: AHAHAHAHA
⛈Thor: Those midgardians are cute.
💄Wanda: I agree with Thor, what about you vis?
🤖Vision: yes, I agree with Wanda and Thor.
👴Steve: I swear to god.
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Sam: How do I deal with my enemies?
Bucky: Kill them.
Sam: That sounds a little extreme. I was hoping for something a little more passive?
Natasha: Dismember them.
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muralskins · 10 days ago
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April fool’s with Natasha
Y/n : You scared the shit out of me! I thought you were actually pregnant!
Natasha : Babe, it was an April fool’s prank. And we’re lesbians.
Y/n : It’s not April first today!
Natasha : When you’re married to an idiot, everyday is the first of April.
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coollemonsaresour · 11 days ago
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The Breakfast club
 *Y/n,Peter, Wanda, and Pietro walks into kitchen talking, and sit at the island*  
Steve turns around wearing an apron: Mornin kids, what do you want for breakfast?  
Wanda: can we get some cooked chicken fetuses, with...  
Pietro: some cow juice  that has been acidification, coagulation, separating curds and whey, salting, shaping, and ripening.
Peter: with some of Peppa’s scraps.
Y/n: Raw toast and some Citrus sinensis piss.  
Steve: 
Steve: W-what  
Nat who walks in to her kitchen staring at her phone: eggs, *points to Wanda, still looking at her phone* Chess, *points to Pietro* Bacon, *points to Peter* Bread and orange juice * she points to you, looking up from her phone, with a smirk of question.  
Nat: To sum it up for you, they want breakfast sandwiches. 
Steve looks at the four: I am Confusion  
Everybody: Gasp
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Cop: You’re receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.
Steve: Shit.
Bucky: Wait, three?
Cop: Yeah?
Nat: Sam fell off.
Steve: And you didn’t bother to tell me?
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muralskins · 19 days ago
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Natasha and Y/n discuss chocolate
Y/n : I can’t believe you never told me! If I knew I wouldn’t have married you.
Steve : Uh, what’s going on?
Y/n : Natasha is only now telling me that she prefers white chocolate over dark chocolate. We’ve been married two years!
Natasha : That’s rich coming from you, considering you prefer dark chocolate which is just dehydrated dog shit at this point.
Y/n : You take that back!
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mochamoff · 20 days ago
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Me: *notices I can't download anything anymore because my gallery is full*
Me: oh well let's delete some unnecessary pictures then....
Me: *sees my gallery only consists of pictures of Natasha Romanoff and Scarlett Johansson*
Me: oh well, there's nothing I can delete. Guess I won't be downloading the super important app that I need for school.
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marvelous-writer-221 · 29 days ago
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Fury: I need you to kill someone but make it look like it was of natural causes.
Natasha: Say no more.
[Later]
Fury: I thought I told you to make it look like he died of natural causes.
Natasha: But he died of natural causes.
Fury: You pushed him off a roof.
Natasha: Gravity is natural.
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monlieudevie · a month ago
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Bruce: It is possible that I have feelings for Natasha.
Y/N: *You arch an eyebrow and pause* Congratulations! Welcome to the real world, you're the last to know, if you stop by the awards booth we'll give you your prize.
Bruce: Wait... what?
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monlieudevie · a month ago
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*Tony Stark makes a stellar appearance at the new Avengers facility*
Y/N: Oh, no... I think I'm in trouble, and that trouble is called Tony.
Natasha: Trouble in the "I want to kill him and I need you to help me hide his corpse" sense, or in the "I'm madly in love with him" sense?
Y/N: The latter.
Natasha: Sorry, the first option would have been easier.
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