Tony: We don’t want anyone getting alcohol poisoning, so if you throw up, you’re disqualified.
Natasha: I never throw up. I just tell my stomach to deal with it. My body is terrified of me.
I don’t know if this has been done before but…
I know it’s not canon but it IS canon in my heart
Peter Parker x Stark!Reader
A/N: uhh it’s been a while. Here’s this! And here’s to me posting a random one-shot every two years lmaoooooo. Disclaimer: alternate reality where no one died/left after endgame.
Summary: A mission Peter’s off the job for, and which goes terribly wrong.
Warnings: blood, major character death, this one is v angsty folks.
Word Count: almost 6k
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“So, am I alright to go with?”
“No way, Peter. Your sling may be off but your arm can’t handle the kind of wear you put it through yet. Give it another day or so.”
Peter sighs, exasperated, “But the mission’s tonight!”
“Nuh, uh, Pete,” my dad cuts in across the room, “You’re staying here, doctor’s orders. I told you we’d check, and we did, and Helen says no.”
“Mr. Stark—!”
“Not me, Helen, you really gonna combat her decision?”
Dr. Cho gives Peter a stern look, having had experience with his impulsively-gained-injuries before. He turns away, ducking his eyes, knowing not to challenge her.
“Peter it’s fine,” I say, hand on his good shoulder, “You’ll join us on the next one.”
“If—“ my dad buts in, “he doesn’t go shatter half the bones in his arm again. And don’t go assuming you’ll be on the next one, Y/N, I’m hardly supportive of you coming with tonight as it is.”
I sigh, turning stubbornly towards him as he waltzes out of the room, “I’ve been training for over 3 years, dad I—“
“Nope. Still my kid, don’t push your luck. We’re t-minus 1 hour out, so go get ready,” and with that, he turns the corner and leaves.
Clint: Who would’ve thought Y/N knew what they were talking about?
Natasha: Certainly not Y/N.
Natasha: We’ve got a problem
Clint: We should copyright that phrase
That one Black Widow run where the whole thing is Natasha just being like. “I am going to kill sexual predators in the most violent ways possible.” That was peak Black Widow.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/28939080/chapters/71006451
What if the other half of our heroes were the ones turned to dust? What if the other half survived? Chapter 2 coming next Saturday!
Dose anyone wanna do a yandere marvel roleplay? I do doubles and I can nearly everyone! ( I might be shit but is better then nothing!) And I’m completely okay with ocs
A/N: just a small drabble… honestly this might turn into a bigger fic. it has some personal meaning so… we shall see! I hope you enjoy!
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“How do you feel?”
“What do you mean?” you asked curiously, stopping yourself from taking another sip from the bottle.
“You haven’t let yourself go like this in so long. You seem… free,” Natasha explained. You hummed, taking your next sip from the bottle.
“Well, when in Palm Springs,” you chuckled, looking out over the balcony and breathing in the hot desert air. “But, yes, I feel… at ease.”
“Good,” Nat responded, wrapping an arm around your waist and playing with the hem of your tank.
“And how do you feel?” you questioned, looking at your fiancee.
“Here? With you? I wish I could marry you here. I wish our wedding was here, right now.”
“We could make that happen, you know,” you mused. She chuckled.
“You’re drunk.”
“No, babe, I mean… while we’re here on vacation. The team is here, our friends, family, are nearly here. We could get the rest. We’re Avengers. We could get this wedding set up in a few days.”
Natasha smiled, thinking about it. It was possible, if you both truly did want it.
“Why don’t we discuss this in the morning, when we’re both sober. If we want it, we’ll do it,” she said.
You nodded, soaking in as much as you could of the moment.
“Until tomorrow then,” you murmured, raising your bottle to clink it to Nat’s.
“Until tomorrow.”
The first chapter of my new fic in my Tony and Emma series it up! It’s called…“We Create Our Own Demons” and you’ll find it on AO3!!
[during infinity wars]
thor: your son, the boy of spiders seems to be doing very well.
tony: w-what? he’s not my kid.
thor: surely he must be, what other child would stand you?
tony: okay, whoever thought peter was my kid raise your hands.
natasha, clint, thor, rhodey, bruce, pretty much everyone: *raises hands*
tony: rhodes!
rhodey: i thought it was just on the down low, like i wasn’t supposed to mention it.
tony:
tony: peter put your hand down.
First I’d like to apologize for the fact I barely post about Marvel. Second, I’m writing a fanfic! It’s called The Other Half and it will be two chapters long unless it gets crazy popular. Essentially, it’s the events of the snap if the other half of the universe was the half that died. For example, in the original, Steve lived and Bucky died, but in this fic, Steve will die and Bucky will live. The first chapter will cover the events of the snap and the deaths of the heroes in Wakanda, while the second will be about the heroes on Titan and their return to earth. If you’re interested, check it out. I’ll be posting Chapter 1 tomorrow around noon!
I wish that the MCU showed us more of Clint and Natasha’s friendship throughout all the films rather than just a couple of them
Not only do I love the dynamic between them but I think it would have added extra emotional aspect to her sacrifice in Endgame
Another playlist for you all! This one is based on Wanda Maximoff l! If you want to listen, here is the link
Series
Don’t Worry My Love
Summary: Daryl Dixon always thought he wasn’t good enough for love. But one woman comes into his life and changes that.
Warnings:gore, death, canon walking dead violence, slow burn, slight nsfw eventually, fluff eventually.
Chapter 14: Grady Memorial Hospital
Chapter 16: The Times We’ve Shared
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Oneshots
Secret Kisses
Summary: Daryl Dixon never was an affectionate person. He had his moments, in his own ways. And sometimes that meant sneaking away to have secret kisses.
Warnings: very fluffy
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Pain
Summary: when an Alexandrian dies, Daryl and reader get into a fight.
Warnings: this is sad. Full of angst. But I couldn’t help myself from giving it a happy ending. It’s a little short I apologize.
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Fido
Summary: You and your dog have been alone since the beginning. But what happens when a redneck comes across a little Fido calling for help?
Warning: TWD gore, cursing
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Bracelets
Summary: What happens when Daryl gets close to a certain newcomer?Warnings: Cursing, typical walking dead gore, fluff.
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Series
The Nun
Summary: Father Gabriel had a nun who worked with him at the church. When a group of survivors comes to help Gabriel, she welcomes the new group with open arms.
Oneshots
When the Truth Comes Out
Summary: What happens when rick and the reader get trapped in a shed together?
Warnings: Reader says something controversial.
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Big Blue Eyes
Summary: What happens when the cautious new sheriff finds out his new friend has a medical condition she never told him about?
Warning: fluff! This is set in Alexandria, set in both yours and Ricks POV
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Series
The Shadows That Find Us
Summary: In the darkest days, people find solace in light. But not one. Y/N found her peace in darkness. And HYDRA fed off of it. But one memory swipe too far led to the Avengers finding her, helping her, fixing her…. But only if they knew the nightmares they would unleash…
Warnings: heavy angst. Violence and some triggering themes that will be addressed in each chapter. Eventual fluff. Eventual nsfw.
Chapter 1: Mission Report: хитрая лиса
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Oneshots
Lamb
Summary: what happens when someone hurts Natasha’s precious Lamb
Warnings: super fluffy!
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Oh Baby
Summary: After many failed attempts to have a child with the love of your life, you fear that she might leave you.
Warnings: very angsty but the ending is cute. TW: miscarriage! Please don’t read if that triggers you or makes you uncomfortable.
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Series
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Oneshots
She
Summary: what happens when reader is forced to come out after being kidnapped?
Warnings: kidnapping, canon cm violence, fluff, a little angst
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Series
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Oneshots
Pretty In Red
Summary: You’re one of Hannibal’s new patients. Only thing is, you both know what each other are. What will be done about that?
Warnings: gore, cannibalism, fluff if you squint
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Headcannons
Delta
So, which of you are MCU/Tony Stark fans besides SW? I lost track of y’all when my former blog shut me out. Feel free to DM me, I’d love to talk a bit!