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retrobr · 5 months
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Finally finished this little series with some NATM characters as Sylvanian Families figurines. Also I thought I'd add the drawing of Jed and Oct again in case anyone hasn't seen it so yeah
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pineapple-coffee · 9 months
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artblogbyhailey · 3 months
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weezer blue
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splasheditz · 2 months
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Thanksgiving!
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muddledhorror · 5 months
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ok mr. damsel in distress
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demetris-cocksleeve · 9 months
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(A/n: Why did nobody tell me Rami Malek's back is this delicious?)
(First Ahk post go brr!!)
Word Count: 1,198
Summary- The morning after your first night as Ahkmenrah's wife
Warnings: Masturbation, Blowjob, Overall, just a soft yet horny morning
Age Rating: 18+ Minors DNI
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Morning After: First Life! Ahkmenrah x Fem! Reader
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Sunlight filters through the thin fabric of the curtains, illuminating the room and with it, the dark of your closed eyes. It feels far too early to be this bright, though you know that's probably due to the lack of sleep you got during the night. The thought brings a smile to your face; remembering that just to your side is the love of your life. Your lover… Your soulmate… Your husband… Your Pharaoh.
The steady weight of him next to you paired with the heat radiating off of him and the memory of the night before has a different warmth curling in your core like a snake rearing its head back waiting for the right time to strike. It's believed that the Pharaohs of Egypt are living gods, half man, half god- direct connections to the Gods of the lands and skies. You already regarded Pharaohs as such, but last night only strengthened your belief in the ideology. There was no way a mere man should be able to move his hips in the way that the man next to you can.
The serpent coils hopelessly tighter as your mind wanders to how he coaxed you through orgasm after orgasm as though it were nothing. His hips, his fingers, even his tongue drawing you over the edge time after time until you could take it no more. Making you hold on just long enough for him to finish as well; his hot seed swarming your insides as if it didn't belong anywhere but deep inside of you. You clench at the memory of the possessiveness of his growl as he had stilled inside of you.
Your thighs tense and your breath hitches as your hand trails it's way to your heated core, lightly rubbing at the swollen bundle of nerves. The lingering sensitivity from the abuse it took just hours prior steers you closer to release quicker than normal. Your labored breaths are the only sound in the quiet of your bed chamber. Tighter and tighter the asp coils, in time with the meek whimpers that have started to escape you.
"Ra above... You are absolutely divine, my Queen." The serpent strikes, lashing out with such intensity your vision goes white and you have to slap your hand over your mouth as you cry out in pleasure. "Ahk~"
In your lust-induced state, you had failed to take note of your husband waking up just in time to watch you cream all over your hand. His voice pushing you into the euphoric arms of Hathor. Your release drips onto the pristine, white bedsheets as you catch your breath.
Ahkmenrah slides an arm under you to pull you to his chest. "What did I do to deserve waking up to such a spectacle?"
You finally open your eyes, unable to help the heat that spreads across your cheeks at his question. Mind still muddy with fading orgasmic haze, all you can muster is a hum as you wiggle deeper into his hold, your own arms wrapping around his waist. You can feel his arousal pressing against your naval, but he doesn't seem bothered enough to do anything about it. Instead, Ahkmen starts tracing seemingly random designs along your exposed skin, content to just lay with you; it takes you a second to realize that he's tracing the marks he left on your skin. Surely, beautiful shades of red and purple by now.
"Are you hurting?" His voice stays soft as he doubles around what you can only assume is a fairly sized mark.
The thought makes you proud; proud that he chose you to be the one to carry his marks, to rule by his side, to love, but also proud that you now have physical representation that you belong to him; no matter how temporary -they can always be replaced. You don't bother to try to hide how warm and fuzzy the notion of belonging to Ahkmenrah makes you as you place gentle kisses along his collarbone.
"I'm a little sore," you admit, nuzzling his neck, "but it's a welcomed ache, I assure you."
He physically deflates a little, his relief showing in the form of a reassured sigh.
"I'm glad," Ahkmen murmurs into your hair as he pulls you in tighter.
He shifts and you're made all too aware of his hard length resting against your stomach once more. He may be able to stifle his needs but you are not so patient. Wordlessly, you shift down, sliding between the silk sheets until you're face to face with his excitement.
"Love?" Ahkmenrah lifts the covers only to groan at the sight of you already looking up at him with big doe eyes.
He took such good care of you last night -this morning as well considering just the thought of him was enough to get yourself off to- so it's only fair that you take care of him now. Without breaking eye contact, you open your mouth to let your tongue slide against his already dripping slit. The noise that falls from his lips is absolutely sinful; shifting closer you take the dark tip of his member into your mouth, gently suckling on the head.
He sucks in a sharp breath as you start to take more and more of him into your mouth with each bob of your head. The corners of your lips turn up at the sight of your husband falling apart from just your mouth. His hands are fisting the sheets beneath him as ragged breaths puff from his slack jaw. His intense gaze is still locked on you.
Taking his still open eyes as a challenge, you double down on your efforts; hands bracing on his thighs, you take a deep breath and swallow down as much of his cock as you can before he hits the back of your throat.
All at once, his hand comes up to grip your hair as his head slams against his pillow. A guttural groan rips its way through his chest, deep and rough, that sends a shock of arousal through your core and has you slicking yet again. The sight of him has your eyes rolling back as you moan around his length.
The hand in your hair tries to pull you off as he warns you of his pending release but you push deeper, hollowing your cheeks and running your tongue along the underside of his phallus. There's a slight buck of his hips before his salty spend is filling your mouth and spilling out the corners. You pull off with a pop, opening your mouth to show him the fluid on your tongue before swallowing with a smirk.
"Gods, you're going to be the death of me, my love." Ahk pulls you up to press a searing kiss to your swollen lips.
"A death worthy for a Pharaoh," you tease when you separate for air, voice slightly hoarse.
His hearty laugh fills the silence of the room before he kisses you again. This time softer, taking his time to coax your mouth open as your bodies mold together, two puzzle pieces united at last.
"There's no other death I would prefer~"
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zzoupz · 1 year
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can you draw a ahkmenrah doodle? 🥹 or even jedtavius really, just really wanna see them in your artstyle again no worries though
ลายเส้นพี่น่ารักมากค่ะ หทสดสปหทสแมแ 🥹👊💕💥🫶
aaaa thank you for requesting this!!! I've been wanting to draw them again but never find the right time to lol,, here's both!! ❤️
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/// กี้ด ในนี้มีคนไทยด้วยหรอเนี่ย หวัดดีค้าาบ 😭✨💖
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thekingofspin · 3 months
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when your stressed and sad do you ever just think "I'm due a ____ phase again" like I'm due a night at the museum phase again I was so happy back then and I need the stress relief right now
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ancientpersacom · 3 months
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Natm au idea:
Because of some weird magic, everyone is sent back to their times. But they have all the memories of being in the museum. Those who were alive around the same time desperately try to find each other, those alive thousands of years apart have to deal with loosing their best friends/ loves (jedtavius angst alert). Ahk knows that it’s HIS tablet that caused all this so he tries to figure out what happened and a way to get everyone back together again. And because everyone had the memories of the museum and thus, the future, they’re able to change the course of history by avoiding their deaths or inventing things early etc.
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nyahkmenrah · 6 months
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Merch that NATM totally should have made:
Shoulder bag shaped and decorated like the tablet (or a pencil case or something alike, a notebook could work too)
Jedtavius matching jewellery (like a necklace or bracelet with a cowboy hat and Roman helmet charm)
Charm bracelet with something for each of the characters (flashlight, tablet, helmet, lasso etc)
Jed or Octavius (or both) pocket shirt (technically this does exist but it was only in kids sizes)
Flashlights with the Daley devices branding
Animatronic RC Rexy toy
Dexter plush (with the keys, I think a Dexter plush was done but I’m not sure)
Notebook with a map of the route Sacajawea took on it
Mini figures of the minis (like in a blind bag or something)
Cowboy hat with some kind of Jedediah branding on it, like a sherif style badge with his name on it attached to it
Sarcophagus pencil tin
Patches/badges with the museum of natural history logo
Just badges/ patches/ stickers etc in general, ita bag supplies
Plush toys of the jackal guards
Mini collectable diorama sets of the dioramas
I feel like there’s potential for offical Halloween costumes here too.
There’s a severe lack of NATM merch out there, I wish there was more. Even then, it’s been so long since there was offical merch. Have to rely on fan made merchandise nowadays.
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vmpirevnom · 11 months
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Jedediah: save a horse, ride a Roman.
Octavius: -looks up at Ahkmenrah- what does he mean?
Ahk: …I’m staying out of this.
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pineapple-coffee · 11 months
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artblogbyhailey · 3 months
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british word for cigarettes
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helphowdoiusethis · 5 days
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A natm reference in the game I was playing
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retrobr · 1 year
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Hi :D
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demetris-cocksleeve · 6 months
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(A/n: Finally another Ahk post?? NSFW version coming soon)
(Alphabet belongs to @squid-god-supreme)
Word Count: 🤷‍♀️
Summary- An A-Z of our favorite Pharaoh
Warnings: None
Age Rating: None
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Ahkmenrah SFW Alphabet
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A-ffection: How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?
Ahkmenrah is a very affectionate guy. He loves everything that has to do with showing your partner just how much you love them. His number one love language has to be physical touch. Specifically, cuddling. He loves the way your warmth seeps into each other as you both talk about anything that comes to mind.
Act of service and words of affirmation are Ahk's go to love languages after tactile affection. He'll do anything from secretly helping you lock up just so he can see the surprised and grateful smile that graces your lips to showering you with the most extravagant compliments he can think of.
B-est Friend: What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?
He'd be the best friend that you know you can tell anything without judgment. Real judgment that is, he won't hesitate to tease you over minor or petty things. He's a really good person to just sit, talk to, and vibe with. You know that no matter what, you can also rant, vent, or rave to him whenever you need to, and he'll listen with open ears.
C-uddles: Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?
ABSOLUTELY. If there's one thing this pharaoh loves, it's cuddling.
His time in the museum is a damper on his cheery disposition, but having someone to cuddle with - someone warm and properly alive, with a regular heartbeat and paced breaths - helps him keep his sanity.
D-omestic: Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking/cleaning?
If he could, he would.
It's that simple. Ahkmenrah was so young when his older brother turned on him. He never got to experience the most basic, natural things of life.
He never got to marry and have children. He never got to experience the deep, unwavering love that he saw within his parents. He never even got to properly rule the kingdom he so dearly loved.
So, if he had the choice of settling down with you - the only person he has ever felt this way about -, best believe that he would do it in a heart beat.
E-nding: If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?
He would do so only after thinking through any and all solutions to whatever problem has caused this.
He would sit you down and calmly and articulately explain his feelings and the cause and would softly break the news to you.
He would definitely hold you and cry with you, promising over and over that the last thing he wanted to do was hurt you and that it kills him to do so.
F-iance: How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?
If he felt strongly about someone, he would be happy to marry them as soon as he could after properly getting to know them. That being said, he would be completely understanding and willing if they wished to wait.
G-entle: How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?
He is the epitome of teddy bear. He is so sweet and caring towards you.
That will quickly go out the window if someone disrespects or hurts you. He is a pharaoh after all...
H-ugs: Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What do their hugs feel like?
Loves hugs. It's like a mini cuddle.
He'll hold into you as long as he can, lightly swaying you side to side as he breathes you in. He only gets to see you at night, so it's understandable that he misses you so.
I- love you: How fast do they say the L-word?
He would say it as soon as he recognized what he was feeling. As soon as he realizes his feelings for you extend further than that of friends, he is telling you. Acceptance or rejection doesn't matter to him as much as being truthful to you does.
J-ealousy: How jealous do they get? What do they do when they're jealous?
I don't think he would get jealous over typical things. I think it would be less jealous of a guy near you and more so jealous that said guy gets to see you in the beauty that it the radiant sunlight; meanwhile, he only gets to admire you in the museum's artificial lighting.
K-isses: What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?
Slow, passionate, but not sexual. He wants to show you how much you mean to him, wants you to feel every ounce of love he has for you.
The type of kiss that leaves your cheeks hot and your lips puffy as you gaze at each other with half lidded eyes.
L-ittle ones: How are they around children?
He's good with children until they get sassy. He doesn't quite get how to intereact with the sass and (what he was taught) disrespect.
Ahk is a sweet guy, but he is also a royal. He was raised with the notion that no one should talk back, sass, or otherwise maime him so the kids of today are a bit of a culture shock for him.
M-ornings: How are mornings spent with them?
The moments before sunrise are spent getting him prepped to go back in his sarcophagus. Soft kisses, promises, and extra promises that you will be there as soon as the sun goes down to get him out of the golden prison.
N-ights: How are nights spent with them?
Nights at the museum are either spent alone in his section as he attempts to teach you ancient Egyptian, in the break room watching a movie on your laptop, or playing around and partying with the other exhibits - smiling at the pure joy that Ahk clearly gets from working the dj booth.
O-pen: When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?
Ahkmenrah is a tad bit blunt in his words, so he would probably nonchalantly tell you anything and everything from his past without a second thought. He just feels so comfortable and safe around you that he doesn't feel the need to guard his words.
P-atience: How easily angered are they?
Normally, he is pretty easygoing. But insult his home, kingdom, parents, or self, and he is quick to snap back. After a while, this same protective nature extends to you as well.
Q-uizzes: How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing or do they kind of forget everything?
He remembers everything. He doesn't have much else to do in the museum, so why wouldn't he fill the empty spaces with memorizing details of his favorite person?
R-emember: What is their favorite moment in your relationship?
The first time yoh said "I love you".
He knew exactly when he started loving you, so to hear it back is the epitome of cloud 9. He would only admit it in the most desolate of nights, but he is a bit insecure that he can't give you the normal relationship you deserve. So the affirmation he gets from your vocal and physical love is definitely worth remembering.
S-ecurity: How protective are they? How would they protect you? How do they like to be protected?
He is very protective. He may not have that much life or battle experience, but by gods is he ever ready to defend you or your honor. No one hurts or disrespects you if he can help it.
T-ry: How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?
He puts as much effort as he can into the little "dates" you can go on in the museum. Set up small picnics in the natural habitat exhibits with the help of Larry, will sneak out to the park in front of the museum to stargaze with you as long as he can safely do so.
U-gly: What are some bad habits of theirs?
When it's a really bad mental health day, he has a tendency to talk down in himself in his current "life." It takes several promises of ypur adoration for him and many hours of cuddling and running your fingers through his hair before he is even slightly less self depreciating.
V-anity: How concerned are they about their looks?
He's not super obsessed with his looks, but, like any person, he wants to look decent at all times. He knows he's handsome, so as long as he isn't busted, he doesn't really focus on his visuals.
W-hole: Would they feel incomplete without you?
X-tra: A random headcanon for them.
Yes.
Resounding yes.
You make him feel normal, like he's truly alive again and not stuck forever in a museum filled with wax figures and taxidermied animals. Without you, his not-so-after life would be dull, and the nights would just blend together.
You introduced him to the concept of fuzzy blankets, and now he is rarely seen without one. He had you bring one to keep in the break room for your movie nights. (And so that on the nights you can't come to the museum, he has something that smells like you.)
Y-uck: What are some things they wouldn't like, either in general or in a partner?
Z-zz: Sleep habits?
In general: anything sour.
Since he is the only "real" person in the museum, he asked if you could bring some modern candy to try. Seizing your opportunity, ydecided to bring War Heads.
He never asked you to bring modern candy ever again, he gets his fix from Larry now.
In a partner: being detached.
He knows everyone needs time alone. He's not stupid. But if you're constantly shut off and distant, he wont hesitate to confront you about it.
He won't be rude, but he wants to know what happened to make you pull away like that.
He "sleeps" enough during the day. The last thing he wants is to fall asleep during the few hours he has with you.
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