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n4talia-chaparro · 3 days
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FINALLY ITS FINISHED---
And uh yeah another au ramble-
"UGH ANOTHER ONE?! Your au is awful can you not--" I CAN'T LOL 😭-
Here's few things I uh idk. Maybe I can Ramble a bit
Not only does Poopypants own an ice cream trunk by himself, but he also owns an ice cream shop I believe. After giving up on his plan of getting rid of laughter he decided to own a shop a few days later and started gaining money from his work. Later on, Edith visits the place since it is Saturday and no staff members are in school due to a lack of faculty and security. And this is where they meet each other lol. However, Poopypants isn't good at comforting people because he never encountered a lunch lady in his job, especially if she's new there. He tried his best to listen and somehow became sorta neutral with her. They remain as friends tho- somehow she can recognize the trunk and visits him when it's free time.
The idea of him being part of the crew feels weird. It was originally supposed to be with Edith, Toilette, Jerry, and any staff, but if he was involved in the 1st parts of the AU, it would be strange and early for him to appear. I know I already said this a lot, but since the AU is so long, it has sequels or similar to the seasons compared to the original. His casual design isn't bad. It's just that it might be hard for him to be involved in something that he isn't part of, but still recognize the school and see how things have changed.
Forgot to mention he has a house em. I tried to use my imagination and wonder what would it look like if he had a house and had a lab somewhere hidden in there. Sometimes he watches the news. Sometimes he idk. Still in progress.
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borealtwilight · 1 year
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y'know what, im gonna say it
john wick franchise (beloved)
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stonenautilus · 2 years
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so fucking cruel that i wasnt born a cartoon character
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heinekenskyw4lker · 1 year
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spent my entire sunday looking at pictures of sarah jessica parker for hours feeling like i might spontaneously combust like a candle at a moment's notice. helpful as a shoe shop in the Shire but sending thoughts and prayers to my useless arse lol
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bloofinntoona · 1 year
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Operation Saving Sallow
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Themes: fluffy fluff fluff, Sebastian Sallow x f!reader, featuring the lovely friends you made along the HL games
Summary: A girl gave Seb candies laced with love potion. You were rightfully jealous. Your friends were there to help you solve the case.
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A splash of water hit your face, small drops of water dripped down onto the sink, echoing through the empty bathroom. The old cloudy mirror in front you showed the absolute sorry state that you were currently in – hair tied up in a messy ponytail, lips chapped from the lack of hydration, the ends of your school robe muddy from being dragged through your journey around the highland. You smacked your cheeks a couple times, causing the skin to break into a rose-colored hue. It was a trick you read in a beauty book your mom owned back in London. Biting your lips, you wished it would somewhat create a red tint, hoping it would make your face appear livelier. Two students barged through the door, pulling you away from your thoughts. Shaking your head, you made your way to the Divination class.
You didn’t care about your appearance before, to be quite honest. Often times you ran around the school with gears that you found in a treasure chest somewhere deep in caves. There were nobody to impress anyway, you found prioritizing about your defensive capabilities benefited you more anyways. Things did slowly change when you took an interest to the infamous Sebastian Sallow. You thought of him as friends at first. He was an outgoing person and a notorious flirt, so you didn’t think much about the brunette. However, the constant owls you receive -- noting invitations to explore the forest and mines, Sebastian showing you the Undercroft where no one else other than Ominis knew, and going so far as introducing you to Anne, you couldn’t help but think that there were something quite special between the two of you. “I like when you put your hair up,” he said once during your study period in the library. From that point onward, you took a little bit of time in a morning to tie your hair, either in a ponytail or a bun.
Sitting down on one of the chairs in the Divination Classroom, you stared at the circular glass in front of you. A slew of students shuffled into the classroom, one of them is the popular Ravenclaw student, Emma Ainsley. Emma was probably the most beautiful girl you’ve ever seen in the school, soft long blonde hair naturally swayed behind her, cute button nose, and a pair of beautiful deep-blue eyes. She was holding a boy’s hand, and it was none other than Sebastian. They were giggling about something, the students stared at them, whispering gossips and snickering to each other. You blankly stared at the orb in front of you, wishing that the glass would absorb you in and let you disappear.
“Well, that is not a sight you expect.” Natty took the seat next to you, setting her books down.
“Y/N, you look pale. Are you alright?” said Poppy, also taking her seat on the other side. Natty stared at the Hufflepuff, widening her eyes. Poppy shrugged and offered you a Chocolate Frog. “Do you want one?”
You flashed a weak smile before glancing at Sebastian again, now sitting together next to Emma. Merlin, You were convinced someone switched places with the boy overnight. The first thing that he would do before class started was to greet you, teasing you about missing assignments. You swore you never saw him talk to Emma before. It’s obvious that a boy his age most likely would develop a crush on someone, but you rightfully were taken aback when he confessed his infatuation with the Ravenclaw. Maybe, deep down, you wished you were in her position instead.
You let out a huge sigh, cueing Poppy to give you a tender pat on your back.
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Lunchtime was not particularly appetizing that day. You toyed with the food on your plate, occasionally picking the grilled chicken and popping a bite in your mouth.
“That is it, I will press even if you don’t want to talk about it.” Natty faced you, arms crossed in front of her, “I cannot stand seeing you mope around the entire day.”
“We all know it’s Sebastian, right?” Poppy chimed in, taking a swing of pumpkin juice.
You covered your face with your hands, not wanting to see your friends concerned gaze. You sighed, again. You admitted, “Yes, it is Sebastian. I am at my wit’s end, I have no idea what happened and out of nowhere he is head over heal in love with Emma!” You quickly added, “It’s not like I’m jealous or anything… I just wished he would tell me before making a move on someone. I thought I’m one of his closest friend!”
“Oh, trust me, I’m lost too.” You heard a male voice behind you. Quickly, you whipped your head around to find Ominis looming over. The point of his wand glowing red.
“Ominis!” you exclaimed, “I thought you’d know something about this!” You scootched over, guiding the blonde boy to sit down next to you.
“Honestly, he woke up and all he talks about is Emma this, Emma that. I swear I was this close from pushing him out from the window.” He huffed.
“But that doesn’t make any sense,” Natty’s eyebrows twisted in confusion, “You can’t just love someone out of nowhere.”
The group was startled when they heard footsteps closing in in front of them. It was the man of the hour, Sebastian, with Emma clutching his arm. “Hey, this a good day, isn’t it? Shall we take a walk to Hogsmead later?” He grins. “But Sebbie, you promised that we would go together!” Emma pursued her lips and clinged on him harder. You had to muster your whole strength to not cringe from the scene in front of you, while Ominis visibly gagged from the scene. “Sorry mates, we’ll hang out later, yeah? I need to accompany my dear Em-em.” He cheered as they took a spot at the far side of the room.
“I think I ought to be sick.” You banged your head to the table.
“Count me in too. Just tell me when and I will gladly smack them both with my broom.” Imelda Reyes chimed in. Imelda and Samantha Dale popped in and joined the table. Samantha added, “But I think I know what happened.”
The group hurdled together, lowering their voices.
“Poppy and Ominis, do you remember what we brew during the potion class couple days ago?” Samantha questioned, eyeing her two classmates.
You could sense a lightbulb turned on in Ominis’ mind, “Amortentia!” he shouted, immediately being shushed by Natty, “The love potion! That’s it! I remember I saw chocolate candy wrappings on his bedside table last night.”
“Ohoho, seems like our own so-called Slytherin finest is getting the poisoned!” Imelda cracked out a cheeky snicker.
You let out a relived sigh. By this point, your feelings had beaten your rational thoughts. Yes, you were beyond jealous to see another girl putting her hands all over Sebastian. And yes, you had taken a keen interest in Sebastian Sallow. You’d hate to admit it, but you can feel the whole group knew about it already – judging by the way they immediately shot you coy smiles.
“Now you don’t have to worry again, my friend.” Natty giggled, wrapping her arm around your shoulder, hugging you close.
“W-worry about what?” You blinked, a nervous smile plastered on your face.
“All right now, we’ll deal with this together.” uttered Samantha, “We got your back, Y/N.”
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“Okay team, the rundown of Operation Saving Sebastian as follows,” Imelda proudly proclaimed as Ominis groaned, earning a smack from the girl, “Ominis and I will find the candy wrapper and report it to Professor Sharp. Samantha and Poppy will distract Emma away from Sebastian. Natty and Y/N, you will ask Sebastian for a duel and knock him out.”
“Do we really need to knock him out?” you questioned.
“Well, it does say on my notes that a good night sleep is the best way to significantly reduce the potion’s effects…” Samantha shrugged, followed by the team. You felt bad, it’s like the group collectively agreed that Sebastian’s a bit of a knobhead.
You heard Samantha and Poppy were able to convince Emma that they need to tend the mooncalves after the Magical Beast Class. Poppy did earlier rambled on about how one of thee female mooncalves was pregnant and need extra care.
Both you and Natty found Sebastian sitting in front of the fountain at the Transfiguration courtyard, smiling while looking at the sun. You heard him muttering about how the sky was as bright as Emma’s eyes. “Hey there, Sebastian.” You approached the love-stricken boy, “I’d thought it’s been a while since we went on a duel. Care to indulge me and Natty?”
“Well, I was waiting for Emma, but a duel does sound enticing.” He nodded as he followed the two girls. You mentally facepalmed – even a love potion didn’t stop this boy from his obsession with duelling challenges. Natty also gave you a look, this is the boy you have a crush on?
Lucan, as usual, was elated that Sebastian, Natty, and you were up for a duel. After all, the three students were the top of the club. It didn’t take long until a small crowd of students gathered around the duelling courtyard. You stood next to Natty, as Sebastian took his stance at the opposite side.
“Too scared to face me alone, eh?” He taunted, starting the duel with a basic cast aimed to you. You rolled your eyes and casted Protego and Stupefy followed after. Sebastian dodged the spell before being lifted up by Natty’s Levioso. You casted another rounds of basic casts before he dropped down, immediately casting a Depulso to Natty, pushing her back.
“I wished Emma can see me win!” Sebastian shouted.
That was it, the nail on the coffin. You swore you would take this lightly, “Just knock him out a bit.” You heard Samantha’s voice in your head. Yet, this whole day was frustrating enough for you. Using your ancient magic prowess, you lifted a small box and hurled it to Sebastian, hitting it against his head. The crowd went oooh! as Sebastian was rendered unconscious, comically slamming his body down on the floor, limbs sprawled everywhere.
Lucan immediately rushed to the Slytherin boy, “The winners are Natty and Y/N!” he shouted, “… and somebody should bring Seb to the hospital wing!”
“We’ll do it, Lucan, thank you.” You shuffled closer to the body on the floor, hoisting him on your shoulder. Natty joined you in a jiffy, grabbing Sebastian’s other arm around her shoulders.
“You didn’t need to go that far!” Natty whispered, although you saw her fighting a smile.
“That’s what he get for breaking my heart.” You both laughed as you travelled to the hospital wing.
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You laid down Sebastian on an empty cot, explaining to the nurse that it was a duelling mishap. The nurse shook her head and mumbled about getting us a detention. You couldn’t care less, at least now the plan is almost done.
“Sebbie! What have these two brutes done to you?” You and Natty tensed as you heard Emma burst through the doors, running towards Sebastian, “Oh my dear, I am here for you!”
Emma looked at you. If looks could kill, you’d be dead by now. “Why are you here? Move aside, I’m his girlfriend!”
You stuttered, “W-well, I’m his… friend.” You felt very stupid right now.
Just before Emma could utter other word, you heard several footsteps approaching the cot. Professor Sharp stood over the cot, presenting the candy wrapper to Emma. “Care to explain what this is?” He questioned. Ominis, Imelda, Samantha, and Poppy followed after, curious about how the story unfolded, you’d wager.
“I-it’s, uh.. I-“ Emma jumbled her words, trying to salvage the situation she was in.
“Save it, Ms. Ainsley, I shall see you in detention this evening. I shall also deduct some points from Ravenclaw.” Professor Sharp shook his head, “I’m very disappointed in you.” Emma ran out of the hospital, wailing.
Suddenly, you felt a hand squeezed yours. Sebastian groaned loudly, blinking a few times in confusion. “Why is everyone here?” He looked around, “Why am I in the hospital wing? Did something happen? Ouch!” The boy yelped as he felt a tender spot on his forehead. You shrugged and gave him an apologetic look.
“Mr. Sallow, do you recognize this?” Professor Sharp placed the candy wrapper on Sebastian hands. The brunette inspected it and muttered, “Yes, Emma Ainsley gave some candies. Said she got extra from Hogsmead. I remember they tasted weird though…”
Everybody was silent as Sebastian glanced over the candy, and then to Professor Sharp. “Oh,” the wires in his head were now connected, “was it laced with Amortentia?”
“Ten points for Slytherin.” Professor Sharp said sarcastically, “ I can’t believe I should tell you fifth years to not eat candies from strangers,” he sighed, “although, I suppose getting one unconscious is the best way to minimize the effects, yet I don’t see the need to bruise the person.”
“Sorry…” you squeezed Sebastian’s hand back.
“Well, I shall leave you all to it.” said the Professor as he walked away from the room.
“You owe us!” Imelda laughed -- The group collectively nodded.
“I think the true lovebirds need some time alone, I’d say.” Natty voiced her friends’ thoughts. They giggled, leaving Sebastian and you alone. You flashed a smile to the group, making a mental note to treat them butterbeer sometime in the future.
You grabbed a hot towel next to the cot, pressing it against Sebastian’s forehead. He winced, “Care to explain this?”
“Natty and I bested you on a duel and… I accidentally used my ancient magic, hitting you with a box?” you grinned, “I’m sorry, I was taken over by my emotions.”
“Emotions?” Sebastian smirked, “What do you mean?”
Your face was as red as a tomato at this point, “Nothing, forget about it!” you were about to get up before he held onto your robes.
“You injured me, I think you owe me an explanation still.” He smiled widely, probably enjoyed seeing you flustered like this.
You bit your lower lip, murmuring, “Do you actually have special feelings for Emma?”
Sebastian faked a gasp, “Perhaps I sense a jealousy?” You glared at him, earning a laugh from the boy, “No, I do not have feelings for her.”
You looked away, lips forming a huge smile. The two sat there for a while, hands intertwined. Sebastian’s thumb stroking your fingers. “So..” he broke the silence, “I believe a compensation is in order for bruising my head.”
You sighed as you leaned forward, planting a gentle kiss on the red spot. You guess Sebastian wasn’t expecting it, seeing how red his face became.
Maybe the days ahead wouldn’t be so bad after all.
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flositaa · 29 days
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I miss my natty
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choccy-milky · 2 months
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I know there's some parts of your fanfiction where Clora has some passing feelings of jealousy because of a comment or two made by background characters towards Sebastian, but I was wondering how you think Clora and Sebastian would genuinely react to a situation where someone was actively trying to pursue him? I was just curious since the raven and the snake have a good bit of people chasing after Clora and Sebastian being jealous (cough physically violent cough)
BAHAHA seb doesnt get physically violent when he gets jealous, he just gets irritated and petty LOL. gotta defend my boi for a sec, hes only gotten physically violent twice, and once was when clora was being blackmailed/SA'd, and the other was when he was corrupted by the relic, so it wasnt REALLYYYY him.
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BUT to answer the question, this is what happens when clora gets jealous LOOL basically its: she gets jealous > knows that its unfounded and seb wouldn't reciprocate, so she keeps her feelings to herself > but still cant help but feel down about it > seb catches on and makes sure to reassure her. and seb would 1000% be willing to just never talk to the other girl ever again if thats what it took BAHAHA but obvs clora would reject that and tell him thats way too extreme. and altho seb thinks its cute when cloras jealous, he also doesnt like making her feel that way, since he considers it a sort of failure on his part (like, if ur feeling jealous, it means im not proving that i love you enough LMAO) whereas for when seb gets jealous, its: he gets jealous > tells clora of his suspicions / that the dude is trying to get with her > clora tries to reassure him that its nothing, and that its all just platonic (bc it IS from her POV, whether the dude actually likes her or not, bc shes naive af) > seb has no choice but to put up with it LOL bc he's self-aware and knows he gets jealous easily, and accepts that he might be overreacting, but he'll still keep an eye on it regardless. he trusts clora but he doesnt trust the guys, and unlike seb, clora wouldnt stop talking to someone she considered a friend just bc seb THINKS they like her. unless the dude is straight up asking her out/being super bold and obvious about it, clora would just default to 'oh hes just being friendly😇 LMAO. basically seb is too jealous and clora is too naive and they both know this about themselves and each other, so they kinda have to meet in the middle on these things HAHA. for seb its like yeah fine, i might think every guy has nefarious intentions, but YOU also think every guy is completely pure and has absolutely NO romantic intentions ever LOL. but they know this so it works out LMAO (plus even if it is slightly infuriating for each other at times, seb still finds cloras naivety/innocence endearing, and clora also finds sebs possessiveness/jealousy endearing as well🥰) also unrelated but i finally changed my pfp after a year and its cracking me up. that is all
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spicy-phantom · 25 days
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I found my strap last night and now I can't get the thought of breaking a boy on it out of my head. To push him to his knees and watch his lips stretch around the silicone and feel his moans vibrate down the hollow shaft to my clit as he gets my strap nice and ready for his holes. To lay him back and line the head up, teasing him with it before slowly pressing in. His whimpers would drive me mad.
"Please, sir, it feels so good. Fuck you're filling me up so well."
I'd thrust in deeper, placing gentle kisses on his chest and leaving a few bites, drawing out his sweet moans. All the way to the base now, the soft elastic cloth of my jockstrap on his thighs and his ankles on my shoulders, my clit throbbing against the ridges in my prosthetic. At his command, I'd begin to pick up the pace.
"You're being such a good boy for me, darling. Taking my cock like the needy thing you are. Does my boy want more?"
"Y-yes, please...more."
His breath hitches in his throat when I push him into a mating press.
"Do you want me to breed you, sweetheart? Is that what you need? Does my good boy need his sir to fill him up with cum?"
I can feel him trembling. He bites down on his hand and turns away, face red and eyes shut tight. He muffles a whine and nods. I let his legs go and instantly his ankles are hooked behind me. I kiss his neck as I bury myself deep inside, rutting against him. I watch as his body shakes and feel his warmth as he cums for me.
"That's it, let it all out for me, baby. That's a good boy"
I bite down on his shoulder as I cum, muffling my own cries of relief as my arms give and I press my face into the crook of his neck.
"You did such a good job, darling. So very good."
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chubgosty · 6 months
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I've mentioned this on Twitter and Instagram so might as well say it here as well to cover all my bases.
If you're still learning about the things Natty (diehardpizzer) has done (being outed as proship and lying about it to befriend people who are very vocally uncomfortable with proshippers):
Please be careful about any accusations from AidenKnows and anyone else associated with MoA
Both Aiden and several people associated with MoA (Myths of Agartha) have some form of grudge against her due to the fact she was one of the people who wanted them called out for sending and discussing pornographic material and fetish content (most particularly vore) with minors as young as 15. Aiden was one of these people who has been caught doing this.
Currently on Twitter, Aiden is spreading the accusation of Natty grooming a 16-17 year old she was dating while she was 19-20 from an anonymous source with zero evidence, with the reasoning behind the lack of evidence being that all the places the victim and Natty spoke (Discord and Google Docs) were all deleted and there being no screenshots that exist of said conversations.
Please do take these accusations with a mound of salt, as these people have been known to lie and could possibly try to use this as a way to get back into good graces because 'this person who wanted us called out for our disgusting behavior bad now; their argument now invalid' despite the fact they were called out by several people
Note that I am not defending Natty's actions in the slightest. I hate her guts with all my being and she has hurt many people, a close friend of mine included. I only wish to warn that some of the people jumping on this situation are just as horrible as her and have done similar things.
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katyspersonal · 10 months
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I still find it oddly funny that Shabriri bribing us with the chance to save Melina completely flew over my head upon meeting him.
I haven't checked the Roundtable Hold or sat at the Grace after beating Morgott - I just instantly went to the mountains! But even when we started talking, I halfway didn't understand and halfway was too distracted by his voice acting alone. Like- For some weird reason, I've collected all bits on him and Frenzy already, so I was just sitting here like 'what the heck, he sounds strangely sane for THE source of ins- ...oh, nevermind, bro just showed his true face, we're good'
So, the reason why Frenzied Flame ending seemed like a good idea (the BEST idea, actually) for me for a while was just.. my own existential dread? I completely missed out on the sentiment of 'a Lord that sacrifices someone to ascend is a bad one', yet it was my own approach to life, look at the lore, philosophy and habit to give dangerous concepts too much benefit of the doubt that made me defend it as the only way to "fix" all the existential mess and suffering. xd With missing his core point, I still saw him as some sort of.... a "good" force, caring about inherently broken world, corrupt by the concept, and every way to change it just leading to different suffering lol
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I am rambling but I just can't explain how funny I find it to completely skip the thought trap... only to fall into it anyway but in a DIFFERENT way. This is just exactly a me thing to do.
On the other hand, the """correct""" way to fall into this trap can be avoided by remembering that Melina herself makes a choice to die for this world, while we're tricked to think that choice is 'ours'... So, maybe the whole concept is JUST written in such a way that even if you are immune to gaslighting, you are still not immune to seeing how conceptually broken everything is in this very fictional universe :thinking emoji:
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borealtwilight · 4 months
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juuuust for something different, discord's lost its marbles
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stonenautilus · 1 year
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Hiii- I'm sorry if you find this question annoying, but I was wondering if you were planning on updating 'It's Okay To Just Be Pluto' again? It hasn't been updated in a good while and I don't think I've seen you say anything on here about it.. Again, sorry if it's an obnoxious thing to ask, I remembered the fic a few days ago while I browsed the NSR tag on AO3 and I figured it wouldn't hurt to check up on it. Thanks in advance!
You're fine asking! I've talked about it a couple of times here on Tumblr, but I haven't stated anything on AO3 in a long while, so I getcha.
I do plan on eventually updating and finishing the fic, life's just been a lot since my last update. I started the IOTJBP when I was 16 and going through one of the strongest hyperfixations of my life. I fell out of the hyperfixation and needed a break, and then my life just got busy. Since my last update, I've graduated, gotten a full time job, and have been trying to dedicate my free time to other hobbies/personal projects of mine.
As for my plan/where I hope to go with Pluto: my hope is to write out the rest of the fic before I update any more, and then post weekly updates once it's finished. I have the outline and I know where I want to go, it's just a matter of finding the time and energy to work on the fic. When that will happen, I'm not sure, but do know that this fic is on my mind and I haven't forgotten about it.
Thanks for checking up! Best wishes :)
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boxdstars · 10 months
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okay so we’re all in agreement natty is going to be an auror after hogwarts right? like i see a lot of debate over the other characters but i think that one is pretty non contentious.
anyways mara goes back to the states post hogwarts and pursues an aurorship herself at MACUSA and i just know natty follows her and they kick ASS like the girlbosses they are.
pulling back up to the 10 year hogwarts reunion as the two rich lesbian wives who dress eclectically and have like three dogs and six cats
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orionscelt · 1 year
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Concepting some Yule ball outfits 🤔
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flositaa · 1 month
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This photo lives on my mind rent free
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imabee-oralizard · 1 year
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I’m gonna miss natti 😔
I’ve had some great times with her. Life will never be the same from now on
@natti-ice
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