#natural 20

[uglyasspsychodoll]

I think he's pleased

#neil newbon #simon walker #astarion #baldurs gate 3 #resident evil village #kamski #bg3 #astarion ancunin #nobigneil #dnd5e #natural 20 #video #my post #dice roll

[monatorasart]

So just learned there’s a new Baldur’s Gate update and it’s 50 gigs! Once it’s done downloading, I’ll see everyone next year. Enjoy this cute Astarion while I’m gone 😊

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #astarion #baldurs gate fanart #baldurs gate astarion #natural 20 #natural 1 #d20 #fanart #artists on tumblr #art #digital art #digital artist

[kitkatcodes]

I mentioned in a previous post that a biiiig goal of mine is to make a useless website worthy of being featured on the useless web.

And here is what I came up with!

A d20 roller that only rolls a natural 1...

...with a 1% chance of rolling a natural 20!

try to get a 20, bet you won't -> samkitkat.com/d20/

#im so happy with myself and I hope others find this as funny as I do #dnd #natural 1 #natural 20 #dungeons and dragons #cool websites #codeblr #progblr #programming #I really hope this gets accepted to be on the useless web it is my dream and I will be ever so happy

[punkrockvalkyrie]

While trying to teach Beetlejuice, Lydia, and the Maitlands how to play D&D:

Y/N: ... and you roll the 20-sided die to invoke movement and act- hey, where are my D20s?

Lydia: Hey, Y/N? *Points over to BJ*

BJ: *quickly pops a  green 20-sided die into his mouth*

Y/N: Aw, Beej! That’s my lucky D20! Spit it out! *grabs a paper towel and holds it out*

BJ: *rolls his eyes and spits out the dice* 

Y/N: Thank you. *Looks down* I-what the hell?!

Adam: What’s wrong Y/N?

Y/N: How? I don’t - *stares blankly at BJ* How the hell did you spit out a Nat 20?!

BJ: *smirks* So, did I win?

#musical beetlejuice x reader #Alex Brightman #Dungeons and Dragons #headcanon #lydia deetz #Beetlejuice #ghost with the most #natural 20 #justin collette

[dread-red-queen]

Lmao an amazing show, not laughed that hard in a long time haha

#dimension 20 #Eventim apollo #live show #quamble #hilarious #wedding #natural 20 #natural 1 #Cody is awesome #fig was epic #pinocchio was hilarious #good night out #dimension 20 spoilers

[fem-blade-adept]

Very few things you can count on in this world, but if there’s one thing you can, it’s the Ally Beardsley Patented Narrative Nat 20.

#neverafter #dimension 20 #ally beardsley #natural 20

[scuttlebuttink-blog]

We've got a little surprise... we have started a Teepublic store! So far we only have 3 designs (2 DND and 1 MASH) but for the next day it turns out Teepublic is having a huge site wide sale and all the merch is discounted. It's the perfect time to pick up a new shirt, mug or some stickers or magnets! Take a look!

#teepublic #print on demand #dungeons and dragons #natural 20 #nat 20 #nat 1 #natural 1 #dnd #d&d #tshirt #shirt design #mash #m*a*s*h #scuttlebutt ink #scuttlebuttink

[merry-moss]

#Critical Role #D&D #The Mighty Nein #Beauregard Lionett #Marisha Ray #Matthew Mercer #cuteness overload #excited #natural 20 #cobalt blue #d20

[artbyrewcana]

natural twenty

inktober day 10: fortune

#art #artbyrewcana #artists on tumblr #my art #oc #tumblr art #original art #pen drawing #pen doodles #nat 20 #natural 20 #d&d art #dice #nat twenty #natural twenty #inktober #inktober challenge #inktober2023 #inktober day 10 #fortune #luck

[c-duceusclay]

Laura: I’m scared of my dice tonight

Matt, trying to be threatening: You should be-

Laura: NATURAL 20!!

#SORRY THAT WAS JUST SO FUCKING FUNNY #’you should be’ #NATURAL 20 #LET’S GO GAMERS!!!!!! #critical role #criticalrole #critrole #crit role #cr spoilers #critical role spoilers #cr c3e53

[thelaurenshippen]

one of my dashboard confessionals this week on @dashboarddiaries (where we go back into our archives and look at old posts from the same date years prior) was the photo on the left - two gomarachi from the set of a web series I did years ago called Natural 20 - the post was on my *cough* secret tumblr *cough* so I'm posting it here, with bonus of Erika and I with mini gomarachi!

#dashboard diaries #natural 20 #erika ishii

[merziggy-printworks]

Not the "official" scans but got the color added to my gorl.

- "Long Live, Ver. 1" ~ 6x9" hand colored linocut

- "Long Live, Ver. 2" ~ 6x9" hand colored linocut

- "You're On Your Own, Kid" ~ 6x9" hand colored linocut

#art #printmaking #relief print #linoprint #linoleum #linocut #wip #art wip #hand colored #song lyrics #tswift #knight #skeleton #sword #flowers #chrysanthemum #wolfsbane #poppy #gladiolus #daisy #borage #long live #i had the time of my life fighting dragons with you #you're on your own kid #you always have been #natural 20 #natural 1 #natural 10

[educationaldm]

Happy Valentine's Day!

#DnD #D&D #Dungeons and Dragons #Valentine's Day #Valentines #TTRPG #Roleplaying Game #RPG #Wizard #Fireball #Perception Check #Barbarian #Nat 20 #Natural 20

[kuzukami]

God is a busy DM

Every week I host dnd. We have a house rule/joke about praying on something or asking god for help.

This is when we will bow our heads and text the dm for a private back and forth on something. This is really fun bcs the dm likes to be all cryptic about things.

Well last night I jokingly told a party member to phone “God” on something and pure joy rushed through my soul upon hearing it go straight to voicemail

“sorry the number you are trying to call is busy at the moment, try leaving a message.”

#dnd #dnd homebrew #house rules #natural 1 #natural 20 #funny shit

[youcanmastermydungeon]

So I haven’t wrote anything like this in a long time so I’m a little rusty.

This was also written at work so it’s hella scattered. Sorry. Please enjoy this random poorly written blurb.

NSFW 18+ Smut

Hellfire Club

You stood at the end of the table; the rest of the Hellfire Club around you cheering you on. Eddie sat perched on his throne at the other end waiting on you to roll the die. Eddie looked at you with those warm brown eyes and smirked “Go ahead y/n”. This roll would determine if the party defeated Vecna. You grabbed your favorite D20; rolled it between your hands and blew into your cupped hands for luck. You gave Eddie a wink and a soft smile.

No one else in the Hellfire Club realized the crush you had on Eddie…well no one except Eddie. You were sure he knew. The way he looked at you, the way he put his hand on your waist as he walked behind you. He knew.

You inhaled and let the D20 roll on the length of the table and come to a stop as everyone got quiet and then erupted “NATURAL 20!” The boys all jumped up and down and hugged you and each other. We had defeated Vecna!

After the excitement everyone but you and Eddie had left. As you’re grabbing your bag Eddie comes over sliding his fingers gently over the edge of the table.

“Congratulations” he tells you getting closer than he’s ever been to you, giving you a cocky look.

“Thanks, I got lucky” you smile up at him.

Eddie looks at you in a way you’ve never seen. Could that be lust? No..definitely not, that would just be the throbbing in your pants distracting you.

“Eddie I really should be going, I’ll see you next week.” You tell him in an effort of relief but he grabs your waste as you’re turning away and spins you back to him.

“Not so fast y/n, I’ve been wanting to do this” Eddie says as he leans down and places a soft kiss on your lips, almost so soft that you thought you imagined it.

“Eddie” you let out breathlessly. You can feel the heat pooling in your panties.

His hand drifts under the hem of your shirt and you feel his hands caress your hip and move upward to your breast, the cold of his rings making your nipple hard as he moves to pinch and roll it between his fingers. You moan lightly and you catch the look in his eye. That feral,lusting look. Eddie bends down to take your nipple in his mouth, swirling his tongue around and sucking. He comes back up to your lips, kissing you harder and spins you around bumping your ass up against the table. Eddie grabs your waste and lifts you to sit on the table. Standing between your legs you can feel his bulge harden through his jeans. You reach for his belt and unclasp it, undoing his jeans in the process. You pull the waste band of his boxers and shove your hand down to find his cock, making him hiss. Soft and silky to the touch, you pull it out and wrap your hand around stroking him. Eddie let’s out a soft moan almost like he doesn’t want you to hear.

Eddie undoes your jeans and pulls them off. He grabs your thighs and slides you into a better position. Closer to him. He rubs his length along the slickness of your panties making the throbbing worse.

“Eddie..please…” you all but beg. You need him, you need more.

“Please what?” He smirks as he continues to tease you. Your panties soaked.

“Eddie…please…I need you inside me” you whisper in his ear and kiss his neck.

With the guitarist dexterous fingers he slides you panties over and pushes gently into you.

“Oh god” you moan out, feeling him stretch you. Eddie continues to thrust harder. Each steady thrust filling you completely.

“Oh fuck Eddie” you moan as you feel the heat coiling inside you.

“Cum for me sweetheart” he says as Eddie’s deep brown eyes meet yours.

That was your breaking point. You felt your release as Eddie spilled inside you. The growl he released making you throb and clench around him, riding out your orgasm wrap around him.

“Natural 20?” Eddie’s goofy self appearing again making both of you giggle.

#eddie munson smut #eddie stranger things #eddie munson #eddie munson x reader #eddie munson x female reader #dungeons and dragons #natural 20 #sweetheart #stranger things smut #hellfire club

[chaoticsorceressztc]

I want to scream at a canvas and intimidate it into making my art like how in Dnd people find ways to intimidate other things into working for them. Like intimidating a lock open with a nat 20 or something.

#artist #artist problems #Chaoticsorcererztc #dungeons and dragons #dnd #Intimidation #Nat 20 #natural 20 #d20