#nb richie owns my soul

[ghostnebula]

how are we feeling abt nonbinary richie + gnc eddie?? i always imagined richie as a teen wearing a bunch of eyeliner and going to hot topic and eddie liking to be feminine sometimes 😌

gsghjsgd Richie would absolutely mold his sense of humour around his gender identity, too (as one does). 

Like, modern AU, and Richie is one of the chillest bitches on the planet, but he’s also fucking hilarious. Some grouchy old manager at a store he’s being too noisy in is like, “Hey, you, boys! Keep it down or get out!” because it’s 11 p.m. and he’s too tired for this shit, which is fair. But Richie, without missing a beat, is like. “I’m not a boy. I’m a nuisance.” And then high fives Eddie before they take off down the aisle together in case this dude gets angrier at them.

I really really vibe with this. Also Richie wearing nail polish and jewellery just.... really speaks to me. He used to let Bev paint his nails, but now Eddie usually ends up doing it because they’re dating so they’re just constantly together. Or, he’ll invite Bev over to his house to hang out with them and the three of them will actually take the time to give each other fancy manicures. Other Losers are often invited to join them, depending who’s free, but it’s also kind of nice when it’s just 3 or 4 of them for a chill spa night.

And the clothes-sharing just becomes ridiculous as Richie and Eddie’s wardrobes transform. The first skirt Eddie buys after he’s like “fuck gendered clothing”, Richie is like 👀👀👀

Then after he recovers he tells Eddie he wants to try it on, because it’s really cute and it makes Eddie’s thighs look fucking stellar, and he’s almost jealous, but unfortunately it doesn’t fit properly because he’s so much bigger than Eddie. So they go shopping in the women’s section of the department store that weekend and get lots of weird looks. But they ALSO get a lot of nice clothes and LOTS of pink, because Eddie really likes pink and Richie fell in love with that obnoxious hot pink blouse the second he laid eyes on it, and he just HAD to get hideous pants to match. 

Also (assuming they’re a bit older here, like late teens/early twenties), Richie definitely fucks Eddie while he’s wearing a cute mini skirt and nothing else, because like... duh. What else are they for? He just pushes him over on the edge of the bed and flips the skirt up and goes to town.

Eddie mostly wears his more feminine stuff in private, at first, but he realizes pretty quick that he’s a lot better at handling peoples’ criticisms and snide comments than Richie is, so he makes a conscious decision every time they go out together to dress a little more noticeably feminine than whatever Richie is wearing, so that people notice HIM first. They’re always taken aback by this tiny queer dude being so fucking ready to throw hands while his massive, gaudily-dressed, eyeliner-wearing partner tries to hold him back like he’s a feral dog that needs to be tamed. 

People in Derry learn real quick not to fuck with Eddie (and once they move, the people in whatever town they end up in learn the same lesson). Unless they want to get their shit wrecked, because he is 3 ounces of whoop-ass in a baby pink dress.

They also do each other’s makeup sometimes, just for shits n gigs. Usually on weekend nights when they’re stoned/drunk together and Richie wants to try out this vibrant-ass eyeshadow palette he just bought to see what kind of funky designs his can make.

#Anonymous #reddie #i love this hc a lot ngl #gnc eddie owns my heart #nb richie owns my soul #ask #long post

[childishsoup]

I was tagged by @therealtrashhole (My bro, I didn’t even realize you knew I existed so I’m stoked).

Side note, I have a side blog, @livingforpolylosersclub, for all your It (2017) needs. Rules: Tag 10 followers you want to get to know better. Rip you guys.

Name: Kali, some call me Kay but not really lol.

Gender: Just a giant question mark (leaning toward NB/Fem but idk).

Star Sign: I’m a bit of a brat with this one because I’m born on the cusp of Pisces and Aries but technically I’m an Aries.

Height: 5′7″ or 5′8″.

Age: I just turned 20 6 days ago so goodbye teenage me and hello depression.

Sexuality: I’m so bisexual its honestly painful to witness.

House: Slytherin (Aka the best house).

What image do you have as your wallpaper?: My phone lock screen is some bullshit live wallpaper that came with my phone but its just leaves but my laptop wallpaper is Richie’s face in Niebolt right before Pennywise jumps out of the coffin to scare him.

Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?: Absolutely not. My teachers were all old and gross/weird or people I looked up to.

Where do you see yourself in 10 years?: HAHAHAHAHA....no. Nope. Not opening this can of worms. My problems and insecurities don’t exist if I ignore them for long enough, right?

If you could be anywhere else right now, where?: Honestly? I’d like to say Hawaii or something but I’d really just like to be in a giant bathtub somewhere relaxing and pretending all my troubles can be washed away...get it? 

What was your coolest Halloween costume?: Yikes...um Halloween has always been a HUGE FUCKING DEAL for me and my family sooooooooo either killer clown or, embarrassingly enough, when I cosplayed as Maka from Soul Eater in Freshman year. (My sister cosplayed with me as a VERY convincing Soul so we totally rocked it but GOD is that embarrassing to look back on).

What was your favorite 90’s show?: I am going to echo @therealtrashhole because I was also born in ‘98 and didn’t really grow up watching 90′s TV but I fucking loved watching Full House and Hey Arnold reruns as a kid.

Last Kiss?: It was like 5 seconds ago lol. I’ve been in a relationship with my boyfriend for 3 years. We live together. Just a goodnight kiss.

Have you ever been stood up: Nope.

Have you ever been to Las Vegas?: Several times but never for my own enjoyment lol. Once for a wedding, a few times because other people dragged me there so they could have fun while I was still a minor (my parents, my friend’s parents, etc).

Favorite pair of shoes?: I only have 2-3 pairs of shoes that I actually wear. So out of those I’d say my vans lol. Basic bitch over here.

Favorite fruit?: I love Bosc Pears and Cherries soooooo much.

The Stupidest thing you’ve ever done?: Yikes. Without getting too depressing? I’d say trying to join a sport. I don’t know why I ever thought I’d be good at that lol.

All-time favorite TV shows?: Oh, God. Criminal Minds, Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, Bones, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Stranger Things, Helix, Spongebob Squarepants, Suite Life of Zack and Cody, AND THAT’S JUST THE ONES I’M BORDERLINE OBSESSED WITH.

The Last movie you saw in theater: I saw Love, Simon just this past week and cried like a little gay baby.

Tagging (I’m sorry guys. Ye don’t have to if ye don’t wanna!): @baby-be-pransome, @losersclubarepoly, @pyxis-speaks, @lieberswhore, @richietoaster, @devilstrip, @sinningtozier, @thegreatwhiteferret, @sagansrecord, @stonedzier, ( and an extra just for my bro @merrickstorms )

#personal #pls #i need friends #someone pls talk to me yikes