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cumyongie · 1 year

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Renjun: I'm going to play a new drinking game. Every time I feel depressed, I take a sip.

Chenle: That game exists. It's called "alcoholism".

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koqlakyu · 2 years

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yangyang: i cut my finger and it's bleeding

kun: just put pressure on it

yangyang, to his finger: if you don't get a job your family will disown you

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h0neyjaehyun · 2 years

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Mark: *looks at Talia who's mind her own business*

Haechan: that will be $1000 thank you

Mark:....what

Haechan: you can't look at her beauty for fre-

Mark: I SAW HER BEFORE YOU DID!

Haechan: SO-

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kpopincorrect-quotes · 3 years

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Mark: if the opposite of ‘pro’ is ‘con’

Johnny: And the opposite of ‘progress’ is ‘congress’

Mark: then the opposite of constitution is-

Johnny: let me stop you right there

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me-nini · 2 years

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*Yuta enters kitchen and sees Johnny lying on the floor covered in blood.*

Markhyuck, holding knife: Hyung, please help US

Yuta, staring at both of them: I would've have done it better.

Mark: What do you mean?

Yuta: It's too messy. It would take a lot of time to clear up the evidence.

Haechan: What?

Yuta: Yeah, I'm not helping with that but call me if you need help in disposing off the body. I know a great place.

*leaves markhyuck horror struck.*

Johnny, getting up: Man! That was scary

Mark: How did he know so much about murder?

Haechan: I'm never messing with him again.

*In the living room.*

Taeil: So, did you get them?"

Yuta: Yeah! Thanks for the heads up.

Taeil: No problem

Yuta: Those idiots think that their prank would even work when an empty bottle of ketchup was sitting on the counter and their so-called-dead-body was trying so hard not to laugh.

*Heards Jungwoo screaming in the kitchen.*

Doyoung: Looks like they finally got someone.

Yuta, sighing: These kids will never learn.

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clowninyourfeed · 3 years

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Started from the bottom now we’re here

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loonadreamcatcherandfriends · 3 years

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YangYang: fun fact, carrots do not effect your eyesight

Hendery: If you shove them in your eye, they probably will

Kun: Give me the carrots Hendery

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lovstybu · 2 years

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[winwin as a doctor]

Winwin: the disease is gone

Patient's mother: so, my son is gonna be ok?

Winwin: i just told you he's gone

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dreamsafterhours · 3 years

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long time no see

jeno: bananas have a radioactive isotope in them. to avoid a lethal dose of radiation, you must refrain from eating 600 bananas per second

jaemin: there goes my friday night

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things-nct-have-said · 3 years

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Renjun,to the other Dreamies:All of your existences are confusing.

The Dreamies:How so?

Renjun:Your presences are annoying,but the thought of anything happening to any of you upsets me.

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byeolhyesisi · 3 years

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NCT: *chaos*

Jaehyun, sipping his milk: ah yes the sound of nature... how peaceful

Chenle: *loud dolphin screaming*

Jaehyun: beautiful.

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cumyongie · 1 year

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Jaemin: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis.

Jeno: Jaemin, you're only 22.

Jaemin: I could die at 44.

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mainlyabatfamandnct-geek · 3 years

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NCT but its actually me and my crackhead bros

Taeil: HEY. I MAY BE SHORT BUT THAT JUST MEANS IM CLOSER TO YOUR BALLS WATCH YOURSELF BITCH

Johnny: But seriously tho, I think it’s just really discriminatory that God made me the baddest bitch and left the rest of you to be the kind of extra in my life. No y’all aren’t even side characters.

Taeyong: Some times I look at myself in the mirror and actually love myself. And then I turn to side and realize I still have a flat ass.

Yuta: *walks into the living room where some of the younger members are sulking* Get your sorry grounded asses up and into my car. I’m getting you out of this anarchist house.

Kun: LISTEN UP YA LITTLE SHITS MOM SAID IM THE SUBSTITUTE MOM SO SHUT THE FUCKITY FUCK UP AND GET OUT OF THE GODDAMN CUPBOARD

Ten: *is twerking* YEAH HOWS THAT FOR A FLAT ASS NICKI MINAJ WHO?

Doyoung: I don’t think you get it, when I pull your ear as a form of instigating a fight, you don’t say “What are you gonna do? Pull my ear?” BITCH I ALREADY DID

Jaehyun: YOU BETTER COME TO MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY PARTY OR IMMA FLY ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE COUNTRY AND DRAG UR ASS BACK HOME YOU BASTARD

Winwn: Look I know y’all are obsessed with me but can you not grab on my legs in public?

Jungwoo: *wearing a literal trash bag with random shirts and scarfs sticking out of it* IM A FUCKING BARBIE BITCH. My fashion sense is ✨immaculate✨

Lucas: All I want is for you to help me find my stupid ring. I DONT CARE IF I HAVE 5 OTHERS OF THE SAME KIND I HAD 6 AND I WANT 6 AT THE END OF TODAY.

Mark: *On a roller coaster* WHY DO I SOUND LIKE A FUCKING CHICKEN AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Xiaojun: Oh sorry I couldn’t see you over my big hard ass tiddies

Hendery: *abruptly while sitting quietly in the car with other members* POUR SOME SUGAR ON MEEEEEEEEEE OHHH IN THE NAME OF LOOOOOOOOVE

Renjun: Get your slimy zucchini tainted lips away from my face or I swear to god I WILL destroy your s’more tower that’s sitting in the back of the fridge. DAMN RIGHT I SAW IT YOU MARSHMALLOW HOARDER.

Jeno: JUST CUZ I’VE BEEN WORKING OUT DOESN’T MEAN I HAVE TO GIVE YOU A PIGGY BACK RIDE EVERYWHERE GET THE FUCK OFF ME YOU PIECE OF SHIT

Haechan: *sighs* I’m bored. *see’s Renjun* PERFECT.

Jaemin: *video taping Jeno beating the shit out of Haechan* Dad’s gonna be so proud of you.

YangYang: Y’all wanna recreate that part in Tarzan when they completely destroy the campsite except its our kitchen?

Shotaro: Oh hey mom I’m just giving my darling, wonderful and probably fake tiktok followers their daily dose of my aMaZiNg body rolls, how was your day?

Sungchan: Mom I know I’m cute and all you don’t need to tell me everyday. But keep calling me Cute Giant please?

Chenle: You think you’re Gen Z? SING FIFTY NIFTY UNITED STATES 10X FASTER 321 GO

Jisung: Do we have to wash the tea leaves before steeping them Mom? NONONO DON’T KILL ME PLEASE-

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h0neyjaehyun · 3 years

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Haechan : I'll probably never get married

Chenle : you know i actually married my bestfriend

Haechan : really *looks over at Tali*

Talia : dont even think about it

Haechan : we dont have to do it.....but im still gonna think about it

Talia : see what you started

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kpopincorrect-quotes · 3 years

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Haechan: Dear Santa.

Haechan: I’m writing to let you know. I’ve been naughty.

Haechan: And it was worth it, you judgemental bastard.

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me-nini · 2 years

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*NCT Dream arguing in the early morning*

Haechan: I SAID WHERE ARE MY SHOES?

Renjun: YOU'RE WEARING THEM!

Jaemin: SHUT UP I'M WATCHING A KDRAMA

Jeno: STOP SCREAMING

Jisung: YOU'RE SCREAMING TOO

Chenle: *takes a deep breath*

Chenle, in a dolphin screech: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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