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full-hd-sun · 1 year

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[ 2 am ]

jisung, nervously patting jeno’s arm: hyung, hyung, hyung!

jeno, half-awake: what, what’s wrong?

jisung: bats eat spiders. what if batman ever meets spider-man? will spider-man be ok?

chenle, from his bunk bed: oh my god

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what-if-nct · 2 years

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Johnny: Hector can you pass the salt?

Hendery: Here you go.

Ten: Unh unh don't give him that. Johnny what did you call him?

Johnny: Hector.

Ten: That's not his name.

Johnny: Harold.

Ten: Try again.

Johnny: Herman.

Ten: Get the fuck out of my house. And don't talk to me and my sons ever again.

Johnny: Well I never. See you later Humphrey and Russian Boy.

Hendery: Bye Jamie

Yangyang: Bye Wisconsin Man.

Johnny: Goodbye Thirteen.

Ten: Yangyang bring me my flip flop.

#johnny seo #johnny suh #yangyang #liu yangyang #ten lee #hendery #nct incorrct texts #nct incorrect #nct incorrect quotes #wayv #wayv incorrect quotes #wayv incorrect texts #nct 127 #nct

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httpkiiimjw · 2 years

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JAEMIN: In your opinion what is the height of stupidity?

CHENLE turns to look at JISUNG: How tall are you?

#nct dream #nct #jaemin #chenle #jisung #park jisung #zhong chenle #na jaemin #maknae line #nct memes #nct incorrect texts #nct incorrect

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incorrect-sm-ent · 2 years

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jisung’s road to unemployment

#jisung #park jisung #nct #nct incorrect #nct incorrect quotes #nct dream incorrect texts #nct dream #nct dream incorrect quotes #nct dream meme #nct dream incorrect

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00127am · 1 month

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YOU HAVE A NEW LIKE! select NCT members as hinge messages i've received 𓍯𓂃 all for shits & giggles! warnings cursing, yang's (14) mentions a kys joke, taeyong's second message (17) mentions blood

🧾 © 00127am 2O24

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bunnypig18 · 3 months

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NCT Text Posts (8) | (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7)

#nct #nct dream #nct 127 #wayv #jaemin #johnny #hendery #taeyong #mark lee #incorrect quotes #meme #text posts

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meowmk · 30 days

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nct crack tweets (pt1/?)

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qtenthusiasm · 28 days

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mark, going over donghyuck's resume: okay, so right here, it states that you're creative.

donghyuck: yes.

mark: okay.. may i know what you create?

donghyuck: problems.

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doyozen · 1 year

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dreamies when youre mad at them/mad at you

#nct fanfic #nct dream #haechan #nct #nct fluff #nct scenarios #jeno #nct texts #nct x reader #jaemin #renjun #mark #chenle #jisung #incorrect nct

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jwymybelovedhusband-reblogs · 1 year

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*Kpop leaders having a meeting* pt.1

Namjoon : Today we welcome a new member for our team, let me-

Hongjoong : *screaming from the corner* SINCE WHEN DID WE ALLOW CHILDREN IN HERE

Namjoon : I was about to get there-

Bangchan : Get where, I have enough kids already I can't take care of more.

Taeyong : *sitting in the corner, traumatized at the idea*

Namjoon : CAN YOU JUST LET ME INTRODUCE JUNGWON?

#kpop #kpop incorrect quotes #kpop incorrect texts #ateez incorrect quotes #ateez incorrect texts #bts incorrect quotes #bts incorrect texts #nct incorrect quotes #nct incorrect texts #skz incorrect texts #skz incorrect quotes #lol no hate to jungwon #just a random thing i thought would happen between them

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ourdadai · 4 months

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oioii, você poderia fazer locks do taeyong? 🤍

nct [ taeyong ] lockscreens ♡

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full-hd-sun · 2 years

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Haechan: I bet you can’t make a sentence without the letter “a”

Mark: You thought you just did something, didn’t you? well, sorry to burst your bubble but numerous sentences could be constructed without employing the first letter of the lexicon

Haechan: Mork

Haechan: Wot the fuck

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what-if-nct · 5 months

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NCT eating out skills.

*I apologize in advance*

Taeil: Knows exactly what to do. Gets down to business. Will leave you more than satisfied.

Johnny: Pulls the most toe curling tongue tricks. And you can feel him smile against you every time he makes you whimper and whine.

Taeyong: Loves doing it but gets overly excited and needs a bit of direction cause he gives unnecessary attention to the lips.

Yuta: I'm not saying pussy eating champion, but he has his medals and trophies. That is his title. He is undefeated and will tongue fuck you while his fingers attend to other business.

Kun: He does exactly what needs to be done and does it well, but is a master with his fingers cause he wants to always look at you.

Doyoung: He's very unsure about his skills and technique but he shouldn't be. His technique alone is fireworks, shooting stars worthy

Ten: Not the best but not the worst, gets the job done.

Jaehyun: He licks too hard in the wrong area, needs guidance. Can be staring at it and still doesn't know where the clit is. His fingers might be the best bet.

Winwin: Will have your eyes fluttering and you'll forget your name, starts with kissing it but his tongue and fingers start working double time and will suck your clit and your fingers will lock into his hair. If Yuta has Gold in this category. Winwin easily has silver.

Jungwoo: Loves doing it so much, gets so happy but is really just licking the outer lips, his tongue might slip in but not on purpose but when he finds out he can he really goes in for it. Still overtly enthusiastic though.

Mark: He tried, he just tries his best he'll get there one day. He can find the clit but bless his heart he doesn't really know what to do.

Xiaojun: Mainly uses his fingers, will give a few licks here and there because he feels called to but he's not confident in his skills but his fingers are gold.

Hendery: Honestly he gets a little wild in there and ends up biting something it could feel good or not depending on what he's doing.

Renjun: A lot of kissing, he's very gentle and takes notes on what you seem to enjoy. Takes his time and does his best to please you.

Jeno: Gonna be honest a couple of hard licks and he says "my turn" and pulls his pants off.

Haechan: Kinda rough but in a good way, talks really dirty against it but it's muffled. Also might bite but in a good way. Will spank it if you pulled his hair when he told you to be good.

Jaemin: Also gives so many kisses down there, speaks softly, tells you how good you taste, loves trying out new things, gentle, teasing, it's an experience and a dream.

Yangyang: He doesn't know what the hell he's doing, you feel nothing and everything all at once. He enjoys doing it, maybe a little too much but Guidance isn't enough, send him to a class taught by Yuta and Jaemin.

Chenle: He doesn't have any kind of sex.

Jisung: Bless his heart he's trying his best, just guide and reassure him he's doing his best and he'll get there. But he's still better than Yangyang and Jaehyun.

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httpkiiimjw · 2 years

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MARK: Yuta you are my very best friend. I would do anything for you! YUTA: Hm...Eat three meals a day and get eight-plus hours of sleep? MARK: Okay...I lied because that won't happen.

#yumark #nct 127 #nct #nct incorrect #nct incorrect quotes #yuta #mark #mark lee #yuta nakamoto

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kazuha-pista-badam · 9 days

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