very proud of myself for being able to drive but the second people start naming highways and roads and shit i’m out. “did you take 69 south? Come in at pissy shitty parkway?” brother i put it in maps and it took me here. You are speaking another language to me right now. one i am not even remotely fluent in.
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tbh im just now realizing how young neil was when he went through everything in the series. and in retrospect it’s the funniest thing bc imagine being 19 and ur biggest opp is the JAPANESE MAFIA😭😭 bro was PARANOID
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shawngus is so good the most dynamic ever. local weirdo who's only weird because he's angry at his father is in love with mr. normal upstanding citizen whose side gig is being the most neurotic man ever & their top love language is committing to the bit. if you put them in a situation where they can either follow the law or wear silly little costumes they will choose door #2 every single time & manage to destroy several other doors in the process
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Her yearning for splendour and glitter was only a part of her vague longing for the beautiful; she wanted to be amongst beautiful things, made beautiful herself by their influence. She only wanted the vague poetry of life, the mystic beauty of romance infused somehow into her existence.
Mary Elizabeth Braddon, The Doctor’s Wife (1864)
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the way I really though seth was about to rock up with moxley. like I sat up and knocked a cup over and started shaking like I'd been in an accident type adrenaline. shoes squeaking nose honking fart noises etc. I'll never recover from this
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this is yuuta okkotsu to me if you even care (the blood isn’t his. he ate someone.)
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I cannot ever forget you.
No Poison; No violence nor antidepressants could ever erase you from my mind.
You are not real but you were never a delusion. You are my comfort.
A fantasy.
One that has carried me through the miserable years of my youth.
Even when the storm passes and my vision returns,
Even when I have been abandoned by every other thought and memory,
You will always have a home in me.
- HB
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me on the verge of a mental breakdown a mere three hours ago vs me now sitting here swinging my feet thinking about a man who is not real and made of lines
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Me: nervously submits a pull request for all the work I've been doing for the past month involving multiple apis and internal connectors I've built from scratch and just so so much opportunity for extreme fuckupage
My boss: minutes later approves and merges everything in one giant sweep WHILE IN A MEETING SO I KNOW DAMN BLOODY WELL YOU DIDN'T LOOK AT EVEN A SINGLE LINE
I appreciate the vote of confidence here but Code Father why must you refuse to aid me in avoiding your disappointment why do you leave this door open Code Father please
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Seriously obsessed with Willemijn’s Sie ergibt sich nicht and ESPECIALLY right at the end when she’s repeating it over and over because like. Pia Danny sounds like she’s repeating it as a reminder, she knows it to be true and is waiting for it play out. But WILLEMIJN Danny? She sounds like she doesn’t fully believe it, but she wants it to be true because it’s all she has left, so if she just keeps saying it, maybe it WILL be true and maybe she can keep living because the alternative is something she can’t face.
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