#neilman

[intricatecakes]

be normal to neil gaiman on tumblr challenge

#neilman #fr some of y'all scare me #HE IS JUST A GUY OKAY #leave him alone #neil gaiman

[mwagneto]

not enough people are talking about neil gaiman and his wife having their own apology dance, him saying smtg like "are you really married if you don't have your own apology dance" in like 2021, writing and filming season 2 of good omens, and then a few months later getting a divorce

#THE TIMING IS ENDING ME. LIKE IT'S ALREADY FILMED AND WRAPPED AND DONE AND #BASED ON YOU AND YOUR WIFE AND THEN LIKE 5 MONTHS LATER YOU'RE DIVORCED OMG💀 #good omens #gomens #neilman #crowley x aziraphale #DO NOT TAG HIM IN THIS I SWEAR TO GOD.

[makerinthemaking]

neil gaiman is a fucking zionist.

"b-but neil gaiman simply said both israel AND palestine have a right to exist!! that doesn't make him a zioni--" yes the fuck it does u privileged ignorant fucks. i shouldn't have to fuckin say this but y'all will say anything for the sake of defending the brits ig? even throwing those being mass genocided rn under the bus?

i used to admire the guy 'til i found out what he's believed, the genocidal state he supports the existence of, & continues to stand by what he said.

israel DOESN'T have a right exist.

not as it is, not as it's been & will always be. a genocidal state built on stolen land. its very citizens have shaped into a culture of discrimination, see the shit they post about palestinians. see questionnaires & statistics. segregation laws many of them gladly endorse. this ain't just the politicians (who have been loud in their prospects of ethnic extermination to allow for more land stealing) nor is it abt jews, abt neil's or anyone's jewish background. plenty jews speaking up against this bullshit, & already there were jewish ppl living in palestine before colonization (brought by an illegitimate act of imposed imperialism & not one palestinian representative in sight. the UK must also be held accountable but they won't be). dare y'all to tell me it shouldn't be the goal to give the land & the power back to its indigenous colonized peoples, regardless of the oppressing settlers already being... settled. it ain't the native peoples' problem to figure out, esp when so many of the colonizing settlers will support the shit thrown at palestinians. there's maybe like 1000 palestinians losses for very israeli casualty. US cops r trained by Israel, not to mention Israel equips them w shit to k1ll minorities in the US. Palestinians stand by BLM & gave advice on how to dodge gas & bullets during protests. they stood by Malcolm X & Black Panthers. BIPOC oppression & fight has always aligned w Palestinians'. israel freely enjoys basics & luxuries & will fuss abt the silliest shit like not getting enough diet flour at the moment, while publicly segregating & making racist mock of palestinians for literally not having access to basic shit like water & shelter & for getting their population violently cleansed & decimated while in an open-air prison. they're not even allowed to try & leave without risk of getting killed, & they're bombed even where Israel directs them it's safe to go (like South Gaza!) but why should they leave? it's THEIR land. would be successful cultural genocide. & now Israel declines offers to recover Israeli hostages just bc they don't wanna return infant Palestinian hostages, & instead Israel bombs places where ISRAELI hostages may be kept. even target-bomb hospitals, houses. freed Israeli hostages come out saying how appalled they are at how Israel failed them & keeps failing them. Israel's also been stealing & jailing/target killing palestinian children for ages. this mass killing's been going on for decades, yet Palestine is demonized by media when they try defend themselves. ain't no matter of "two sides" & "neutrality" when one side is oppressed & the other the oppressor. hamas is israel's oppression fault (& their politics actually see them as a convenience). actual palestinians have stated again & again they don't just want the genocide to end, they also want their stolen land back & the genocidal invasor state to be dismantled. which is what's right. the state of israel often has to delete its own posts cuz they're always found to be fabricated, falsified shit against palestinians, now western jewish AND christian celebrities post abt how "scared" they are, from the safety of their mansions & limos. it was already illegal to wear traditional muslim attire in anti-muslim countries such as france, now it's illegal to even peacefully protest for palestine & if u do ur thrown in jail as a terrorist or deported. these countries publicly support israel. israel has the army the means & the world's support, palestine's been in need of support & neilman ain't helping. should just shut his goddmn mouth. ain't he the one getting genocided this day. i dare that moron neilman to come at me i'll fucking have him, he's just like any other people who won't let themselves be educated anyway. not by us, much less by the oppressed people of palestine, the ones actually getting the shitty end of this situation. im so done. bland fuckin spineless "liberals". so quick to defend the british. stop fucking defending rich public figures online & do something for the persecuted ppl actually getting killed rn.

they're never on equal footing when it's 15 goliaths against 1 david.

no, israel shouldn't fucking exist & neil gaiman is a fucking zionist for even saying it should. not sorry i said this - palestinians r getting worse than rudely worded posts.

not a war. GENOCIDE.

#i dare a bitch to come at me. he knows well how to get his fans to pile on people anyway #Palestine #Israel #free palestine #israel palestine conflict #neil gaiman #neilman #Zionism #settler colonialism #islamophobia #ethnic cleansing #genocide #anti zionisim #Hamas #terrorism

[professional-termite]

mr gaiman...give me some gays...just let them make up so i dont go insane...

#yes you should be reading this to the tune of mr sandman #neil gaiman #neilman #good omens #gomens #good omens season 3 #gomens s3 #good omens s3 #random

[aziraphales-demon]

THEIR WINGS MAKE A LOVE HEART

STOP IT RIGHT NOW

#crowley #good omens #ineffable husbands #aziraphale #ineffable #michael sheen #neil gaiman #david tennant #ineffable boyfriends #terry pratchett #the ineffable plan #tv shows #books #good omens memes #neilman #memes #demons #angels #doctor who #amazon prime #good omens 2 #good omens prime #good omens meme

[gay-jewish-bucky]

ngl it's hard to like neil gaiman when his hordes of fans on tumblr frequently harass people into leaving tumblr or deactivating just bc he's decided to be a pretentious dick to someone asking him a question (99.9% of the time the question is rather harmless, and even if it wasn't, it doesn't justify that level of harassment)

and instead of being responsible with his platform/influence and condemning this behaviour or simply ignoring people who send questions, he keeps doing it!

#anti neil gaiman #like i have nowhere near the fucking influence #but if i hear a peep about people getting hate bc of me #i say something #its not hard #personcole #neilman #anti neilman

[acrownforaking]

Neil Gaiman is a father figure to YOU. To me he's one of my tumblr girlies

#neil gaiman #neilman #good omens #i have notifications on for four people: the three people I know irl on here and neil #jess talks

[azfellandco]

I am going to hunt neilman for sport

#neilman #flames! on the side of my face! #angy

[radioactive-killjoy]

While I'm impressed with what they kept in for Good Omens season 1, I'm so sad that we missed the Four Other Bikers of the Apocalypse because those are some of the funniest scenes in all literature in my opinion.

#good omens #good omens book #gomens #good omens 1 #the other four horsemen of the apocalypse #neil gaiman #gaiman #neilman

[aphobe-aziraphale]

Neilman throwing the biggest shitfit that I’m starting to think he had zero clue about the kiss and now he thinks the entire crew is conspiring against him.

#show omens #good omens fandom #neilman #neil gaiman #good omens #good omens 2

[torturedpoetemotions]

If I had a nickel for every time Neil Gaiman made a show with an episode where we speedrun two queer immortal beings' slowburn acquaintances-to-lovers romance lasting hundreds of years, I'd have two nickels. Which is not a lot, but it's fucking delightful that it happened twice.

#neilman #dreamhob #ineffable lovers #good omens #the sandman #neil really said 'bury them?! never! I'd much rather make them all immortal' and we love him for that

[plantaghost]

Hey @neil-gaiman, can you name my new raven. My friends and I feel that due to Jessamy and Matthew you'd be best to do the honours.

#neil gaiman himself #neilman #neil gaiman #the sandman #Dream's raven #dream's raven #Jessamy #Matthew

[mwagneto]

ppl forgave and forgot everything neil gaiman has said soooo quickly even tho it's objectively funnier to accept that he's just straight up fucking lying and gaslighting ppl into thinking he's never said things we literally have screenshots of him saying. like i was there neil i've been here this whole time i remember what you said. if you're this worried about what people think your opinions are then maybe stop putting them into screenshottable-rebloggable tumblr answers to asks from random gay people. like log off my love

#it's like whatever now since he made the old men kiss i just think ppl are picking the #less funny option of ''omg he's the best person on earth'' instead of the funnier truth of ''he is lying about everything all the time'' #I don't want him to log off coz this is way funnier but like brother why are you fueling these people #you can just choose not to say this #legit tho if someone sent me an ask about why a character was wearing a different outfit I'd delete my blog #good omens #gomens #neilman #discourse #sorry about the jackles botox therapy bodyshaming video reference

[magnetothemagnificent]

Tumblr: "UM AKSHUALLY 'CHRONICALLY ONLINE' IS ABLEIST!"

Also Tumblr: (Absolutely doesn't care when Neil Gaiman displays actual blatant ableism towards OCD)

#neilman #ableism #tumblr ableism

[bilaudad]

"Now, you listen to me"

one of my favorite scenes from chapter 15 of @moonyinpisces' brilliant fic how do we turn on the light <3

(chapter 16 just dropped last night though, kicking off act 3, and it SLAPS go read it!!)

#for every episode of s3 that does not include a kiss in the rain I will set fire to one of neilman's belongings #good omens #fanart #my art #fanart of fanfic #hdwtotl #crowley #aziraphale #aziracrow #aziraphale x crowley #ineffable husbands #azcrow #digital art #digital drawing #sketchbook

[hg-aneh]

Read a fic in which Crowley's brain (or lack thereof) stopped working whenever he got a nice angelic cuddle... got inspired

#good omens #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #good omens fanart #aziracrow #good omens comic #aneh draws #your daily dose of cring e #god i hope neilman doesnt stumble upon this for one reason or another #aneh wont shut up